Man scaping

[driftn]

scracha would like to know if it is normal for a bloke to do a bit of man scaping down stairs, This does not invole shaving of it as that is wrong in a few ways but please, vote away.

scracha has just informed Drew and myself that he does not and thinks the thought of such a thing is completley rediculus.

What are your thoughts?

[Laava]

Depends entirely on what the woman wants surely? I would do it if it was going to lead to quality sex! Wouldn't you? Better than chucking a bolt thru your bell end!
EDIT: Actually, can you be more specific?

[scumdog]

I think bikes are draughty.

[Laava]

Do you need a leather thong for your windblown dangly manly bits?

[Headbanger]

#4 comb.

........

[driftn]

Intirely up to you, we dont really need to know what sort of nickers you wear.

[hospitalfood]

im actually in the process of growing a second cock

[Genestho]

I agree! We require specifity to vote in all fairness :shifty: :lol:

[Drew]

Fuckin aye. Trim it up.

[scracha]

You n' Drew are a pair of freaks IMHO.

(someone mentioned about trimming balls too....I mean....that's taking "shaving a few seconds off" a bit far)

[Murray]

gives you a good excuse to scratch it when it becomes itchy!!!

[NDORFN]

I trim mine to look porno for my wife. She does her legs and pits and most of her muff... fair's fair.

[NDORFN]

Makes my dick look longer too.

[AllanB]

Hmmmmm hot wax on the testicles hmmmmmmmm

Surely this thread is useless without pictures :sick::sick::sick:

It also occurs to me that there may be terms for particular male pubic hair styles, as is common with the fems lower hair trimming - landing strips, barely-legal (bald) etc for the gals.

Maybe for a full male bush - 'the woolly mammoth'

[oldrider]

scracha would like to know if it is normal for a bloke to do a bit of man scaping down stairs, This does not invole shaving of it as that is wrong in a few ways but please, vote away.

scracha has just informed Drew and myself that he does not and thinks the thought of such a thing is completley rediculus.

What are your thoughts?

What on earth is this world cumming to! :shifty:

[dangerous]

Fuckin aye. Trim it up.
YEAH fark yeah.. WEEEHEEEeeeeee, darn tootin... ya up for a show n tell dole?


You n' Drew are a pair of freaks IMHO.

(someone mentioned about trimming balls too....I mean....that's taking "shaving a few seconds off" a bit far)

Are they what... haha, ohh and dont forget ya crack, come on now no one likes dags aye... aye? im righta yeah?... ohhhhhhhhhh dear

[Drew]

YEAH fark yeah.. WEEEHEEEeeeeee, darn tootin... ya up for a show n tell dole?Not so much mate.




Are they what... haha, ohh and dont forget ya crack, come on now no one likes dags aye... aye? im righta yeah?... ohhhhhhhhhh dear
I notice a touch of sarcasm here.

Give the ginja crop a wee trim up bro, and see how Gwen reacts.

[dangerous]

Not so much mate.ohhh sorry , read the signels wrong "DOH" ok we will keep this one between our selves aye, but hey after what them other 2 were saying to me I cant be blamed... ahhhh fark, time for garage time :Punk:

[Pedrostt500]

Wooly mamoth, all the way, All this metro fagging sexual shit is just pandering to the pooftas that haven't come out of the closet, and letting ya self be ripped off by multi million dollar cosmetic companies, FFS.
Real men are not scared of having hair on their bodies, doesn't mean they don't have some pride in them selves, just means they haven't been sucked in by some Marketing Companies Bull Shit.

[SARGE]

mush hair as i got .. id need one of THESE

http://www.chinaepagenerator.com/images/3hitch-bush-hog-d.jpg


but no .... never thought of it .. never considered it ..im a 'Retro'-Sexual

[Number One]

:rofl: :lol:

I will not be able to look any of you fellas the same again! Thanks for the giggle...

Just quietly making things Schmoove is niiiiice for the lady AND it does look bigger too:shifty:

[puddy]

...as KB moves one step closer to Cosmo.....:shutup:

[cc rider]

Get a Perm! :Punk:



...it's nice being so far away that you don't have to :dodge:



Number One - niiiiice is niiiiice ;)

on a personal note - if there are any stray hairs, I know I can't be blamed :p

[Drew]

Wooly mamoth, all the way, All this metro fagging sexual shit is just pandering to the pooftas that haven't come out of the closet, and letting ya self be ripped off by multi million dollar cosmetic companies, FFS.
Real men are not scared of having hair on their bodies, doesn't mean they don't have some pride in them selves, just means they haven't been sucked in by some Marketing Companies Bull Shit.

This whole thread was a bit tongue in cheek, but your position is just a fraction too selfish to ignore.

Like ladies with bushy hairy legs, and arm pits do ya? Cant appreciate that your partner puts on a bit of makeup, and nice duds to look good for you?

Because if you aren't prepared to attempt to look good for them, why should anyone for you.

It's not deviant, dirty, or even that much of a new idea to groom for the benefit of ones partner.

[Number One]

your position is just a fraction too selfish to ignore.

Like ladies with bushy hairy legs, and arm pits do ya? Cant appreciate that your partner puts on a bit of makeup, and nice duds to look good for you?

Because if you aren't prepared to attempt to look good for them, why should anyone for you.

It's not deviant, dirty, or even that much of a new idea to groom for the benefit of ones partner.
Hair fricken hair! +100 :niceone:

[PrincessBandit]

Are they what... haha, ohh and dont forget ya crack, come on now no one likes dags aye... aye? im righta yeah?... ohhhhhhhhhh dear

Dags??? I thought they were known as dingleberries.

(Or so I heard).

I also believe guys don't get the itchies from it as much as us women do. Prickly regrowth is hell on sensitive bits!!

Oh, and slightly off topic, when my daughter was swimming the girls used to refer to renegade wisps from the bikini line as "spider legs". Ewwww.

[cc rider]

It's not deviant, dirty, or even that much of a new idea to groom for the benefit of ones partner.

+ 69 :jerry:

[325rocket]

back, sack and crack ... word!

[Drew]

back, sack and crack ... word!

More the pain that puts me off that idea.

[dangerous]

metro fagging sexual shit is just pandering to the pooftas that haven't come out of the closet, FFS.
Real men are not scared of having hair on their bodies.
This whole thread was a bit tongue in cheek, but your position is just a fraction too selfish to ignore.
Like ladies with bushy hairy legs, and arm pits do ya? Cant appreciate that your partner puts on a bit of makeup, and nice duds to look good for you?
Because if you aren't prepared to attempt to look good for them, why should anyone for you.

It's not deviant, dirty, or even that much of a new idea to groom for the benefit of ones partner.
ohhh its alright Drew... I detect someone un scure with their sexuality, homophobe perhaps :shutup:

and as for your post... ya bloody crawler, that got the girls attention :Punk:

[sugilite]

Far as I'm concerned, if you do the job correctly in the 1st place, the last thing they remember is the fur count. :done:

[scracha]

Just quietly making things Schmoove is niiiiice for the lady AND it does look bigger too:shifty:
Paedo!


Or do you just not like hairs going up your nostrils?

[ManDownUnder]

Looks good, feels good... why the hell not (...unless you're a fan of the pot mitt look...).

[Drew]

Far as I'm concerned, if you do the job correctly in the 1st place, the last thing they remember is the fur count. :done:

The opportunity TO do the job, might be more frequent should one present better though.

[Indiana_Jones]

..........only when you get......


<img src="http://www.avert.org/media/photos/crabs-wikipedia.jpg">

"Crabs! A whole army of them. They'll eat your winkie down to the bone!"

-Indy

[sugilite]

The opportunity TO do the job, might be more frequent should one present better though.

Call me old fashioned, but I quite enjoy the art of seduction. You know, witty conversation, flirtatious looks with the eyes, snappy dressing (could be bike leathers!) Get the basics right, and you won't be likely to need a pre service inspection :shutup:

Personally, I find this notion that body hair is somehow dirty and/or unsightly is quite absurd. (anyone heard of a shower?) I like a woman with fur, I happen to find it very feminine. I'm not adverse to a baldy, but sometimes it can all look just a little bit to 'little girl' to me. Certain women can override this with sheer womanly femininity. :love::love::love:

If I were to be rejected because I did not pass crutching muster, I would most likely feel quite lucky to have avoided a likely poor quality experience. In my experience, people with such a strong focus on themselves and others based on a purely 'media approved look' are well, :yawn: As always, I'm sure there will be exceptions, but on the whole....

Personally, my best experiences have most definitely been based on feeling and emotion, mixed with synergy and sharing, as against just shearing :lol:

People just seem so hung up on image these days.

[dangerous]

Call me old fashioned, but I quite enjoy the art of seduction. You know, witty conversation, flirtatious looks with the eyes, snappy dressing Personally, my best experiences have most definitely been based on feeling and emotion, mixed with synergy and sharing, as against just shearing :lol: heheheeeeeee... is this guy for real or WHAT ;)









on ya man :shifty:

[Laava]

Far as I'm concerned, if you do the job correctly in the 1st place, the last thing they remember is the fur count. :done:
To do the job correctly, you need to do it how SHE wants it. You don't have to ask " shall I shave all", but if you are asked to, you need to at least consider it. Hey,, it might be fun! And then you can do lots of puppetry photo's when you're done rootin'

[oldrider]

Far as I'm concerned, if you do the job correctly in the 1st place, the last thing they remember is the fur count. :done:


Call me old fashioned, but I quite enjoy the art of seduction. You know, witty conversation, flirtatious looks with the eyes, snappy dressing (could be bike leathers!) Get the basics right, and you won't be likely to need a pre service inspection :shutup:

Personally, I find this notion that body hair is somehow dirty and/or unsightly is quite absurd. (anyone heard of a shower?) I like a woman with fur, I happen to find it very feminine. I'm not adverse to a baldy, but sometimes it can all look just a little bit to 'little girl' to me. Certain women can override this with sheer womanly femininity. :love::love::love:

If I were to be rejected because I did not pass crutching muster, I would most likely feel quite lucky to have avoided a likely poor quality experience. In my experience, people with such a strong focus on themselves and others based on a purely 'media approved look' are well, :yawn: As always, I'm sure there will be exceptions, but on the whole....

Personally, my best experiences have most definitely been based on feeling and emotion, mixed with synergy and sharing, as against just shearing :lol:

People just seem so hung up on image these days.

Hey sugilite, I lived in Hawks Bay in 1967, with the attributes you express, I could be your long lost Dad! :shit:

Have you got blue eyes, a couliflour ear and a broken nose too? :shifty: .....(pt/joking, no slur meant on your mom, honest!)

[ducatilover]

Pruning a tree can make it prettier and more admirable, this is why in a vain attempt at being seckshoe-al I do so when requested to:Police:

[scracha]

Pruning a tree can make it prettier and more admirable, this is why in a vain attempt at being seckshoe-al I do so when requested to:Police:


OMG ... over 50%...i'm genuinely shocked. I nearly chocked laughing when 'the drew' mentioned this but now I see I'm in the minority.

.....so much for rufty tufty kiwi blokes. You guys are really all cuddly bawsack shavers who are completely pussy whipped. Now I know why razors need 4 blades and why so much shaving cream is hypoallergenic.

[dangerous]

... and that concludes this thread :Punk:



LMFAO

[Laava]

Now I know why razors need 4 blades and why so much shaving cream is hypoallergenic.
Classic!
Hey if you can't beat 'em! :shvin smle:

[Drew]

OMG ... over 50%...i'm genuinely shocked. I nearly chocked laughing when 'the drew' mentioned this but now I see I'm in the minority.

.....so much for rufty tufty kiwi blokes. You guys are really all cuddly bawsack shavers who are completely pussy whipped. Now I know why razors need 4 blades and why so much shaving cream is hypoallergenic.

So go mow that ginga tuft for your lady mate, she'll love ya for it. (Christ knows what she loves you for at the moment afterall).

[rachprice]

I think it depends

Some people are really really hairy and some people aren't at all

If you happen to be really hairy then if I was a guy I probably would trim it but if I wasn't really that hairy I wouldn't

To be honest though its not really something I have noticed or been bothered by

[Crasherfromwayback]

Sorted.....

[dangerous]

So go mow that ginga tuft for your lady mate, she'll love ya for it. OH... so hes one of them then Drew? a bloody ginger nut, copper top, carrot top, blood nut, blewie... ahhh poor bastard :shifty:

[idleidolidyll]

too farkin itchy! leave the hair there!

[sAsLEX]

More the pain that puts me off that idea.

Was at a stag do the other weekend and their was blood drawn by the young lass removing the stags pubes!

[MsKABC]

What are your thoughts?

I think it would be a good idea to have a poll asking the biker angels if they have a preference ;)


Depends entirely on what the woman wants surely? I would do it if it was going to lead to quality sex! Wouldn't you?

Absolutely - us women tend to go to a lot of trouble with our grooming, so why should that not be reciprocated?


:rofl: :lol:

I will not be able to look any of you fellas the same again! Thanks for the giggle...

Just quietly making things Schmoove is niiiiice for the lady AND it does look bigger too:shifty:

Yep, this thread is GOLD, and I agree with you entirely Number One :niceone:


This whole thread was a bit tongue in cheek, but your position is just a fraction too selfish to ignore.

Like ladies with bushy hairy legs, and arm pits do ya? Cant appreciate that your partner puts on a bit of makeup, and nice duds to look good for you?

Because if you aren't prepared to attempt to look good for them, why should anyone for you.

It's not deviant, dirty, or even that much of a new idea to groom for the benefit of ones partner.

:niceone:


back, sack and crack ... word!

Ouch - going that far really isn't necessary. :pinch: It is possible to buy small battery-powered trimmers for exactly this purpose for around $50 from Briscoes etc. Baldy down there is not a good look as far as I'm concerned!


Looks good, feels good... why the hell not (...unless you're a fan of the pot mitt look...).

I'm told that it does feel good - rather like shaving your face when you're overdue for it.


The opportunity TO do the job, might be more frequent should one present better though.

Absolutely!


People just seem so hung up on image these days.

But it's not just about the image - it's the feeling too ;)


Now I know why razors need 4 blades and why so much shaving cream is hypoallergenic.

See my comment above re the trimmers available.

[sugilite]

Hey sugilite, I lived in Hawks Bay in 1967, with the attributes you express, I could be your long lost Dad! :shit:

Have you got blue eyes, a couliflour ear and a broken nose too? :shifty: .....(pt/joking, no slur meant on your mom, honest!)

My name is Luke, is your name Darth by any chance? :lol:

[R1madness]

nothin like a trim up guys... the lawns always look tidy after a mow, the trees look taller and thicker too, and its nice to sit down to a picnic on freshly cut grass :whistle:

[woodybee]

too farkin itchy! leave the hair there!Tell you what Dudes, there is nothing worse than homing in on a birds nest on a guy, it is just simply the nastiest sight:eek5: and biggest turn off for me noways, and lots of guys have told me they do it as a matter or course.

So guys, get shaving those nuts, and its such a pleasureable experience for us girlies, better than loing at a mass of hair ready for platting :sick:and believe me your'e loe muscle will get a lot more muscle if you know what I am talking about:innocent:

It should be an offence to have a hairy pair of nuts these days..:gob:

Woodybee:Punk:

[Hinny]

..........only when you get......


http://www.avert.org/media/photos/crabs-wikipedia.jpg

"Crabs! A whole army of them. They'll eat your winkie down to the bone!"

-Indy

Feck I hope that's not a self portrait.

[scracha]

It should be an offence to have a hairy pair of nuts these days..:gob:


Hairless men. You Kiwi's are really really fuckin weird. Honestly.
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What's wrong with hairy baws?

[oldrider]

My name is Luke, is your name Darth by any chance? :lol:

Unfortunately NO, it's Yoda! Oh well Luke, may the force be with you always! :cool:

[gatch]

Personally I fuckin DESPISE pubic hair, its gross, last thing I want is hair in my teeth, or to kiss a girl that has hairy gums because of my poor effort at personal hygiene.

We are not cavemen that rely of sick masses of hair to keep our genitals warm and safe from crazed magpies and snakes...

Get rid of it, trim it, shave it, wax it, laser it, fuck burn it off if you have too, whatever.

If you think that it makes you or her look like a twelve year old, then you should probably stop thinking about 12 year olds...

[scracha]

If you think that it makes you or her look like a twelve year old, then you should probably stop thinking about 12 year olds...

But bush is back baby!!!!!

Come to think of it.....I've always wondered why there's so much pubic hair on public urinals.

[Hinny]

Well, they have Obama in the States = no more Bush.

[ducatilover]

Personally I fuckin DESPISE pubic hair, its gross, last thing I want is hair in my teeth, or to kiss a girl that has hairy gums because of my poor effort at personal hygiene.

We are not cavemen that rely of sick masses of hair to keep our genitals warm and safe from crazed magpies and snakes...

Get rid of it, trim it, shave it, wax it, laser it, fuck burn it off if you have too, whatever.

If you think that it makes you or her look like a twelve year old, then you should probably stop thinking about 12 year olds...

Smooth sailing for you then bro :lol:

[Hinny]

Here's a few ideas for man scaping.

[Laava]

Here's a few ideas for man scaping.
Ha ha! Pics 2 and 3 are Rod Stewart, right?

[Drew]

WTF? I'm no advocate for trying to emulate anyone!


I implore guys to be considerate to your girl, should you be so lucky to secure one.

[true-to-life]

Brilliant....:rockon:

[Clivoris]

What an excellent thread.

[Hinny]

A few more...

[davebullet]

Naaa. let it grow long, wild and free. Eventually it will meet around the back at the middle, up to your chest and down your legs to your foot hair. This results in an extra warmth layer, practical for winter riding. When summer comes, shave it off and spin it into fine yarn that can be used for glove liners next winter. When the cycle repeats.

[Number One]

Ha ha! Pics 2 and 3 are Rod Stewart, right?
I thought number two was Bowie actually :lol:

[Hinny]

A couple more.

[Hinny]

Some serious need of man scaping?
Book of photographs by artist Robert Greene, Hairy, Celebrating Hairy Men; A Beautiful Book And A Backlash To Waxed Men Everywhere
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2009/06/celebrating-hairy-men-beautiful-book.html

[dangerous]

Hinny... you can STOP NOW :mellow:

[Drew]

Hinny... you can STOP NOW :mellow:

I've just realised, Hinny is a bloke. I thought it was an alter ego of Number1.

[dangerous]

I've just realised, Hinny is a bloke. I thought it was an alter ego of Number1.hahahahahahahahaaaa, that girl dont need on alter ego :shit:

[XRVrider]

Had a bird who liked it scraped away completely, gotta say it looked quite funny and made me think I was 8 years old and getting laid. Legend, ha ha

Regrowth from bald sucked though, so nowadays a number 1 every now and again dont hurt. Like a mate said "if she's gonna shave away to a little gash tash, I spose me goat should have a shorn goatie"

[Drew]

hahahahahahahahaaaa, that girl dont need on alter ego :shit:

True dat. But I thought Hinny was a chick by the photos posted.

No offence Hinny.:innocent:

[Hinny]

They weren't, obviously, self portraits.:laugh:

[alanzs]

"At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

[PrincessBandit]

I can't get over those merkins...... hey do you reckon the disguises worked?

[Cheshire Cat]

OH... so hes one of them then Drew? a bloody ginger nut, copper top, carrot top, blood nut, blewie... ahhh poor bastard :shifty:

Fanta pants

[Cheshire Cat]

Some serious need of man scaping?
Book of photographs by artist Robert Greene, Hairy, Celebrating Hairy Men; A Beautiful Book And A Backlash To Waxed Men Everywhere
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2009/06/celebrating-hairy-men-beautiful-book.html

ok those pictures are just grose!!! That is when you should consider hair removal!!:laugh:

[ready4whatever]

kiwi shaver - a site for all new zealand scrotum trimmers

[Number One]

I've just realised, Hinny is a bloke. I thought it was an alter ego of Number1.

No that was someone else...who no longer frequents...or I get my arse kicked :whistle:


hahahahahahahahaaaa, that girl dont need on alter ego :shit:

One of me is really enough isn't it ;)

So on the topic of manscaping we all know that no thread is any good without some pictures so...

In respect to hair I believe that the same rule applies as does with make up application...

A Little is nice...
http://gfx.adzooks.co.uk/upl/F/C9D468A985CD0D226010982B3809FA05.jpghttp://xa6.xanga.com/7bc8452229d50229098398/z87010891.jpg

A LOT is NOT HOT

http://www.myfashio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/too-much-makeup.jpghttp://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/img2.jpg

[Hinny]

These hints for the use of Merkins amused me.
' hints on operation and use. Sample:

"Confirm that merkin is the proper size before wearing. Use of an improperly sized merkin may result in paralysis or death.

"On first use your merkin may be stiff and difficult to attach properly. Do not be embarrassed to ask for assistance. For best results we recommend that four persons be recruited for this purpose--one to grasp either leg, one to apply the merkin, and one to act as lookout.

"Once the merkin is in place, it should be appropriately lubricated using light sewing machine oil, petroleum jelly, #2 fuel oil, or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter when on sale at Safeway. Do not use so much lubricant that it dribbles in the street. Merkin should not 'squish' when in use.

"Your merkin is highly flammable. Do not use if temperature rises above 73 degrees. If merkin ignites while in use, seek assistance by running into the nearest street and shouting, "I'M ON FIRE GODDAMIT." Do not panic. The number of people who die as a result of burns from a flaming merkin is surprisingly small." — Cecil Adams