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Clivoris
26th July 2009, 15:20
Nervous doesn't quite capture how I was feeling after MSTRS applied the race number boards and other decals to my freshly repainted race bike (now known as the Racing Punkin' ). Crazefox had done a beautiful job of repairing and painting the fairings in a stunning orange with gold pearl, and the whole package came together once the decals were applied by the Zen-master of vinyl. My head was spinning "Shit:eek5: I don't think I can ride as good as this bike looks".
My brilliant 10 year old supporter and I arrived at the track nice and early for Round 3 of the Actrix Winter Series. Setting up took longer than usual as I admired the lustre of the gold pearl in the dappled light of the VMCC garage. The day was looking good for a cold start, but a dry track that would hopefully warm with a bit of sun. My goals for the day were pretty simple. Stay upright, work on my vision through the corner and continue learning what works on the 600.
Super Bike Qualifying
Thanks to the help of Jarrod Wintle I had refurbished but untested front brake calipers and a fresh Metzeler Racetech to scrub in. These things combined with the very cold track and some slippy damp spots, resulted in a very gentle qualifying. The new rear made an incredible difference to the bike handling and I am going to have to find the budget for more frequent tyre replacement. I qualified 31st with a time of 1:26. No worries as I am happy to be at the back for the time being.
Super Sport Qualifying
This was taken a little more seriously. Tyre all scrubbed in, confident that the brakes were working and the brain thinking "whark this bike looks fast now". The bike felt great and I relaxedly-focussed on keeping the smile going and riding assertively but within my limits. I was absolutely stoked to be 20th qualifier with a time of 1:19. Most importantly, less than 1/100 of a second quicker than Scracha on his new 600 terror machine and actually within spitting distance of a whole bunch of riders who are my reference points for this year. My buzz was building nicely. After the last round I expected Wharfy, Scuzeme and Sinful to have stronger qualifying times than me, but I'd had a good run. See Crazefox for a paintjob guys, I swear it's worth 2 seconds.:Punk:
Super Bike Race 1
I love being on the outside of the grid and I got a fabulous start by making heaps of places up around the outside of turn 1. All those times watching Scracha do this had paid off. Things then got real congested around turn 2 and further through the infield to the hair pin and I backed off, losing many of the places I had gained. This was a 10-lapper and I soon found myself settling into a rhythm and feeling like a racer. There was a bit of dicing with some R1s early on but they eventually pulled away leaving me nothing but a good view of Scuzeme's butt off in the distance. As a man confident in my sexuality, I have no shame in admitting that I proceeded to reel his butt in. There were a couple of places that I was making up good time under brakes and for the last 3 laps I planned how I would jump him. I eventually got by under the brakes and rode for the final lap like a man who had dinner booked with Jessica Alba. To my delerious delight I held him off and finished 21st with a time of 1:16. My secret goal for the season had been to get into the 1:17s on the short circuit. As far as I was concerned I could pack up and head home, my season was already a success.
Super Sport Race 1
My goals for this race were to get more consistent and try and bring that lap time down into the mid 1:16s. The track was warmer and Kerry Dukic and I had decided make some minor adjustments to the rear Ohlins, so optimism was in the ascendant.
The first lap was pretty much a repeat of the start in the Super Bike race but I pushed a little harder and dont think I lost as many places through the infield. The race progressed as they do with the various "races within a race" developing. I lost track of everything apart from the battle between Scracha, Scuzeme and myself. All of us have different strengths and there was a bit of backwards and forwards until Scracha put the mean pass on us coming into turn one on around lap 5 or 6. He seemed to stuff the exit up and left a gap up the inside of turn 2 that I grabbed like a free beer, and got by the both of them. The punkin' was feeling good and this felt like the right time to truly get my head down and try and build a lead on them, but try as I might I could hear someone right on my tail. I was determined not to look back and worked hard on riding as fast as I could without leaving the door open on the inside of corners. The Punkin' was singing right up until lap 9 when I ran out of talent, and front end traction on the exit of Splash. I had had my hand in my pocket, was feeling cocky and paid the price.
As an aside, I have discovered some unexpected benefits of racing. One has been the awesome friendliness of the race paddock. It really does make the meetings something special. The second has been how much I've learned about managing disaster and dissappointment. I think the Dalai Lama would approve. The third, that I was thinking of while sliding along the track accross the ripple strip and through the mud, was how crazy it is to be able to relax while all this was occurring. I just had to trust the quality of my kit (and the awesome Celtic Leathers repairs); keep my hands in and feet together; and hope that whoever was behind me wouldn't nail me. Turns out it was Scuzeme and he did an excellent job.
It also turned out that the cosmetic damage was fairly minimal, but the ripple strip had punched a decent sized hole in my alternator cover which was promptly filled with half of the infield; leaving the race punkin' looking like a steaming heap of compost. I knew I should have taken a photo when it was all pristeen. :no: Oh well.... My racing was over for the day but somehow I was still buzzing to beat the band.
I really must thank my sponsors and supporters again, and take the opportunity to remind anyone reading this that if you contact Q8Oils for product and tell them you have been sent by me, you will get it for pretty much wholesale prices. Sorry for scuffing the gorgeous paintjob Crazefox and I am very happy with how the Metzelers are performing. I will be ordering some more this week.

Tony.OK
26th July 2009, 15:38
Brilliant report Clive.............new goal now fella......14's

Too easy the last goal:bleh:

Even going down ya still looked like a happy camper........well done!

Drew
26th July 2009, 16:35
Well done on dropping so much time for this round bro, gutted about the crash.

Haven't heard back from aluminium welding man. Will talk to a different source tomorrow.

Ivan
26th July 2009, 16:47
Bike looked great.
Shame about the crash tho matey.

And I couldnt help resisting the whole comment on the van

yungatart
26th July 2009, 17:06
The bike looked gorgeous! And will again, I hope...
I looked up to see you flying across the great mud bath (thought there has to be a better way to get the beauty treatment that women hanker after, but whatever floats your boat...)
Prior to losing it you were looking good out there, much more relaxed than roiund 2.
Gald you didn't damage those decals!

Drew
26th July 2009, 17:06
I foresee some real cool racing between you and that bloody scottsman bro.

MSTRS
26th July 2009, 17:27
Twas gutted to see you go down. And hoped the decals hadn't fallen off and got caught up in your chain...
Oh, and just to rub salt into your wounded pride...ya gotta stay on to try the advice I gave ya. :laugh:
Seriously tho, you looked really at home and doing well. Keep that up and they'll all be talking about you for other reasons.
:niceone:

Billy
26th July 2009, 17:39
Brilliant write up mate,Shame about the crash but thats part of it unfortunately.So its off to crazefoxs place with a bottle of bourbon and a pocketful of cash LOL

Foxzee
26th July 2009, 18:00
Oh no...what a bad pumpkin upsetting your "feng shui".....:laugh:

You were awesome to watch out there before the pumpkin went to soup....

Love the paint job.....:niceone:

Deano
26th July 2009, 18:10
Haven't heard back from aluminium welding man. Will talk to a different source tomorrow.

There is a guy owns a lawnmower shop in Miramar that welded up my old Duke (alloy) swingarm.

I can find out if he is still there and still does this work if ya like Clive ?

Phil Derby is an engineer too - Petone Engineering - might be able to help ?

crazefox
26th July 2009, 19:09
all i can say is shit bro. At least your ok:2guns::2guns:

scracha
26th July 2009, 19:52
Good dicing with ya Clive...even if it was only short lived. Beer next round if we can manage a meeting without one of us crashing.

NinjaBoy
26th July 2009, 20:33
Hey great write up and good to see you again ... sorry if I seemed a little preoccupied in the garage when you wondered over but your name mentioned a few times in our garage during the day. You seriously had Darrin a little concerned and equally it just as concerning when you think he is on your tail in a race.

Catch you next round

slowpoke
26th July 2009, 22:25
Noooooooooooo! Ya can't go spruikin' how sexy ya bike is then go and munt it before we get to see it! It's like saying "I've got this really good porn video.....but the tape's mangled"....it's just not fair!

Glad to hear you're OK mate, and love your attitude.

Her_C4
26th July 2009, 22:50
..... Sorry for scuffing the gorgeous paintjob Crazefox ......

a 'before' shot then? You were looking pretty good out there :sunny:

Foxzee
26th July 2009, 23:37
a 'before' shot then? You were looking pretty good out there :sunny:

Awesome...pic

Clivoris
27th July 2009, 08:43
Thanks for the positive comments peeps and I'm stoked to see the photo Chrissy. Sooo shiny.


Bike looked great.
And I couldnt help resisting the whole comment on the van
All good Ivan

Well done on dropping so much time for this round bro, gutted about the crash.

Haven't heard back from aluminium welding man. Will talk to a different source tomorrow.
Cheers man. I am following up on the Mirimar lawn mower man today when I get a chance. I've since found another complication in that whatever punched through the cover also hit the magnetic bowl shaped thing (stator?) and dinged the exterior. The interior circumference might still be round but I need to check it out further.

The bike looked gorgeous! And will again, I hope...
I looked up to see you flying across the great mud bath (thought there has to be a better way to get the beauty treatment that women hanker after, but whatever floats your boat...)
Prior to losing it you were looking good out there, much more relaxed than roiund 2.
Gald you didn't damage those decals!
Cheers chick.

Twas gutted to see you go down. And hoped the decals hadn't fallen off and got caught up in your chain...
Oh, and just to rub salt into your wounded pride...ya gotta stay on to try the advice I gave ya. :laugh:
Seriously tho, you looked really at home and doing well. Keep that up and they'll all be talking about you for other reasons.
:niceone:
Thanks for that advice too. I'm definitely going to work on that. No decals were harmed in the production.

Brilliant write up mate,Shame about the crash but thats part of it unfortunately.So its off to crazefoxs place with a bottle of bourbon and a pocketful of cash LOL
:laugh:I think I will avoid him for a little while. I'm sure Bourbon would be very diplomatic.

Hey great write up and good to see you again ... sorry if I seemed a little preoccupied in the garage when you wondered over but your name mentioned a few times in our garage during the day. You seriously had Darrin a little concerned and equally it just as concerning when you think he is on your tail in a race.

Catch you next round

No probs Gah. I had a bit more time for socialising than others in the second half of the day. Darrin seemed to find more speed in the arvo. I probably did him a favor and woke him up:laugh:

sinfull
27th July 2009, 09:00
Dude them times you were pulling yesterday was very impressive, i gots me some work to do when i do get back on track to ever see your tail agin lol if at all ! Looking like i might be out for next round now too, they say ya heal slower when ya's old like meh ! Gonna have to sic dallas on to ya to keep team top dressa alive next month lol

Sparky Bills
27th July 2009, 10:49
Well done mate!
1.16 is bloody fast around that track. The bike looked mint!
These things happen. Im sure you will be back in the same form for next round.
Let me know if ya need anything.

sinfull
27th July 2009, 11:36
Let me know if ya need anything.

Awwww in list of preference ummm
Cam adjuster !
Power commander !
The cat cut out !
Full Olins !
Just for startes, then some head work !
Or eight or ten k so i can get it done lol

Oppps wrong thread, bugger !

wharfy
27th July 2009, 13:14
As always a good read Clive.

Your new paint job was stunning, as were your lap times. I can't believe how far in front of me you were !!! I will have to get some more track time to try and improve.

I hope the repairs to the bike are not to hard on the pocket.

Good stuff mate, see ya next round.

roadracingoldfart
27th July 2009, 22:36
RESPECT Clive ,
Well done and keep it coming.:Punk:

Gissa yell if ya stuffed for a hand ok

scuzeme
27th July 2009, 22:55
Hey Clive

Seeing you come flying past me caught me a little off guard but i thought ill do the easy peasy overtake out of the corner and down the straight using the yamakazi slingshot move...IT DIDNT WORK BECAUSE YOUR BIKE IS TOO BLOODY FAST!
I dont know whats happening either im getting slower or everyones improving accept for me lol.
Congrats and much respeck you are a great competitor and serious competition, ill be fighting hard to keep you behind me (in a thoroughly unsexual way) at round 4.

Kendog
27th July 2009, 23:02
I knew I should have taken a photo when it was all pristeen.
I had my eye on you............

Nicksta
28th July 2009, 10:59
bummer about your crash, but great stuff you getting out there and having fun :)
go hard and give that Stevie a run for his money :)
catch you next round!

Clivoris
28th July 2009, 15:07
Thanks again peoples. Trust that I will not be shy about asking for help if required and I appreciate the offers here and through PM as well. Looks like I need a new flywheel as the current one is slightly dinged, and my stator may have taken a wee nudge as well but I will get that checked out. I think I will hit the interweb and see what's on e-bay or maybe Victoria MC wreckers.



I had my eye on you............

Another great shot Nige. Ta very much for posting that.

Toast
28th July 2009, 22:25
Solid, mate! Keep it up! Paint job looks very cool in the pics on here...sorry I shouldn't have said that, eh! ;)

wharfy
30th July 2009, 18:17
I had my eye on you............

great shot !!!

codgyoleracer
31st July 2009, 16:03
Should-neva have mentioned that word "christening" then............

Clivoris
31st July 2009, 21:48
Should-neva have mentioned that word "christening" then............

Shit. I knew it had to be someone elses fault.

Clivoris
7th August 2009, 18:15
Churr Churr everybody. Just ordered a new second hand alternator cover, stator and rotor/flywheel off e-bay for $350 NZ delivered. Me a happy hori (special undercover division).

NinjaBoy
7th August 2009, 19:38
Churr Churr everybody. Just ordered a new second hand alternator cover, stator and rotor/flywheel off e-bay for $350 NZ delivered. Me a happy hori (special undercover division).

leaving it a bit late aren't you ? Could be a bit tight getting it here in time for next round

Clivoris
7th August 2009, 20:52
leaving it a bit late aren't you ? Could be a bit tight getting it here in time for next round

Very true, very true. But I have cast my dice and will trust to the universe and a speedy passage through customs. It took me a while to find what I wanted at a price I could manage to be honest. Fingers crossed.

Deano
8th August 2009, 17:32
Knead it is your friend bro !! And especially good for temporary fix ups.

Clivoris
8th August 2009, 17:43
Knead it is your friend bro !! And especially good for temporary fix ups.

The damage was a bit beyond knead-it bro. Your mower man did a great job of welding up a spare but cracked cover I had. He's also mates with a good mate of mine with a drag-racing addiction. So we had a bit of a yarn. He's a GC for sure.

Deano
8th August 2009, 17:46
The damage was a bit beyond knead-it bro. Your mower man did a great job of welding up a spare but cracked cover I had. He's also mates with a good mate of mine with a drag-racing addiction. So we had a bit of a yarn. He's a GC for sure.


Hey glad to hear that mate. Did he remember the job he did for me on the Duke's swingarm ?

Come to think of it, there was an old school drag bike in his shop when I had the work done.

I only met him a couple of times - he was a mate of a mate.

So you can use the spare as a back up if the other one doesn't arrive in time ?

Clivoris
8th August 2009, 18:05
So you can use the spare as a back up if the other one doesn't arrive in time ?

It's the flywheel I really need, and I haven't tested it but my stator had some minor damage as well. It's worth getting a spare while getting the bits in. I seem to be crashing a bit more on a 600.

Drew
12th August 2009, 15:52
It's the flywheel I really need, and I haven't tested it but my stator had some minor damage as well. It's worth getting a spare while getting the bits in. I seem to be crashing a bit more on a 600.

Run it dead loss this round then Clive. With out a flywheel she'll rev real quick, just dont stall it off the line.

Clivoris
12th August 2009, 17:41
Mmmm. Smarter than the average bear aren't ya? I was hoping I could borrow a Superbike for Clubmans if mine isn't going.

NinjaBoy
12th August 2009, 17:43
Run it dead loss this round then Clive. With out a flywheel she'll rev real quick, just dont stall it off the line.

If you do this get two batteries and have them fully charged up overnight. Also get a jumpstart so that you don't drain the battery starting it. A short 6-8 lap race should be OK.

I had a similar issue when I fried the rectifier at Nationals this year and I could not get the Gixxer to last more than 13 laps around Pukekohe. The first indication of a problem is the instruments go blank or tach drops to zero. Electronics are quite sensitive to voltage drops.

Drew
12th August 2009, 19:12
Mmmm. Smarter than the average bear aren't ya? I was hoping I could borrow a Superbike for Clubmans if mine isn't going.


Buy me a pair of slicks and I'll think about it.

Heed the battery thing though. Bring a spare, and only bump or jump start it.