How to get out of speeding tickets

[Biff]

These brilliant new balloons should help.

Here's the instructions:

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real

[Riff Raff]

Will it work on a bike as well?

[Maximus]

Will it work on a bike as well?
HEHE, maybe just one?! . . . . . . .

[bugjuice]

seen that before.. I was thinking about tying those to the back of my bike and putting sparklers on the back of the balloons, then do 200kph down the southern, see what happens..

[pyrocam]

does anyone know where to get them, in NZ?

would be freaking cool looking

[inlinefour]

Now where do I purchase it from? :niceone: