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AllanB
26th July 2009, 21:35
Low slung Jeans

Also known as ‘hipster jeans’. At first when hearing this ‘hipster’ name I automatically presumed it was a new Harley Davidson model and jumped on the net looking for pictures. Alas it was not, and I should have known this, as if it was a HD it would surely have been a Hipster FXDZCR.

Actually ‘hipster’ would be a good name for a very low slung cruiser.

Back to the denim, although HD does paint a few bikes in a matt paint they referred to as ‘denim’. I always though that a tank painted in denim could have a handy pocket on either side for your wallet and whatnots just like a pair of jeans.

Hipster Jeans. Now these are not the jeans that hang down between your knees so half of your buttocks are exposed to the world. Not sir these are like Rock Star jeans, or even gunslinger jeans if you prefer.

They ride low on the hips, yet snuggle the scrotum (or pubic area in gals) in a warm supporting envelope of denim.

Mrs B recently purchased me a new pair of hipster jeans.

Yeah at my age (mid 40’s) I am quite capable of buying my own jeans. However she is aware of my aversion to going into clothing shops. I find it somewhat disturbing being served by a girl young enough to be my daughter who tells be “you’ll look great in this…” . At my age I am not yet old enough to be 'old-man-sexy' to these young things, so I presume it is just a sales pitch. I am unsure what else these staff members sell as usually there is a generous amount of boobage exposed to their customers.

Yet I have no issue with buying motorcycle related clothing. Must be a man thing.

I have been wearing these hipster jeans for a bit now and overall I am very happy with the fit and style.

However.

There is one issue I feel compelled to point out to other KB males considering purchasing a pair, or indeed for you fine KB ladies looking to drag your males out of those high wasted 1980’s jeans. Flash-dance memories anyone?

Being low-slung the distance between the top of the jeans to the lower crutch is rather short and the zip of the fly is correspondingly short. Consequently when one comes to having to urinate there is very little of an opening to extract ones male member from.

As a result I have developed a technique of unfolding my urinating device, or when really in a hurry I find I actually have to unbutton and unzip otherwise it is akin to unfolding a full pressure garden hose that has a bend in it.

I trust my review is of help to any males considering purchasing such jeans as these things are ‘good to know”

Gremlin
26th July 2009, 21:48
Whenever people mention hipster or low slung, I always think of this shot:

http://www.motorland.ru/1mc2008/img/1701/minx.jpg

Not you, is it? :blink:

Headbanger
26th July 2009, 21:52
I buy my jeans from the warehouse.

They cost $20 a pair

as far as I know they are called jeans

and the style is jeans

The fit is also jeans

My review

They reach my shoes and have pockets.

I have two pairs, 1 black pair, and 1 blue pair.

They are both work jeans, and going out jeans. They also go with everything I own, and never ever need washing.

avgas
26th July 2009, 22:00
i like pants

nallac
26th July 2009, 22:01
Not you, is it? :blink:


Hell if it is, i'd tap that.


[QUOTE=Headbanger;1129325401]

I have two pairs, 1 black pair, and 1 blue pair.

QUOTE]

Thats nothing unusal for wangas is it?.

Headbanger
26th July 2009, 22:21
Thats nothing unusual for wangas is it?.

Wanganui is like that Island on Lost, Fucked up shit happens constantly, and everyone just carries on.

Been seeing lots of females down the shopping centre in their pj's.

Now thats fucked up.

ducatilover
26th July 2009, 22:34
Why have jeans you cannot pull your twanger out of? :shutup:

AllanB
26th July 2009, 22:40
Whenever people mention hipster or low slung, I always think of this shot:

http://www.motorland.ru/1mc2008/img/1701/minx.jpg

Not you, is it? :blink:

Although I am a Honda ride - no such luck. If I had a arse like that, I'd give up work and spend all day rubbing baby lotion into it :laugh:

AllanB
26th July 2009, 22:41
Why have jeans you cannot pull your twanger out of? :shutup:

Well Mrs B did purchase them for me ..............

ducatilover
26th July 2009, 22:44
Well Mrs B did purchase them for me ..............

Is she suggesting you have a small wing wang or that you are a dirty man and shouldn't chase her so much with that mutton dagger? :mellow:

AllanB
26th July 2009, 22:52
Is she suggesting you have a small wing wang or that you are a dirty man and shouldn't chase her so much with that mutton dagger? :mellow:


I'm definitely going with the latter on that one - pictures as soon as I unfold it from these darn hipster jeans :laugh:

ducatilover
26th July 2009, 22:55
I'm definitely going with the latter on that one - pictures as soon as I unfold it from these darn hipster jeans :laugh:

Well I approve of that, perhaps not the pictures :blink: Do you make her wear them and show how silly they are?

klingon
26th July 2009, 23:14
Wanganui is like that Island on Lost, Fucked up shit happens constantly, and everyone just carries on.

Been seeing lots of females down the shopping centre in their pj's.

Now thats fucked up.

You should try Avondale. Seems to be the thing for young, overweight women to wear PJs, a hoodie and ugg boots. I am sooo living in the wrong suburb. :blink:

As for hipster jeans, didn't your Grandma tell you you'll get a chill in your kidneys if you wear low jeans like that?

Gremlin
26th July 2009, 23:19
As for hipster jeans, didn't your Grandma tell you you'll get a chill in your kidneys if you wear low jeans like that?
:shit: I better give all those cute young ladies hugs, so that they don't get cold!! :done:

Boob Johnson
26th July 2009, 23:24
i like pants
Pants optional!