AllanB
26th July 2009, 21:35
Low slung Jeans
Also known as ‘hipster jeans’. At first when hearing this ‘hipster’ name I automatically presumed it was a new Harley Davidson model and jumped on the net looking for pictures. Alas it was not, and I should have known this, as if it was a HD it would surely have been a Hipster FXDZCR.
Actually ‘hipster’ would be a good name for a very low slung cruiser.
Back to the denim, although HD does paint a few bikes in a matt paint they referred to as ‘denim’. I always though that a tank painted in denim could have a handy pocket on either side for your wallet and whatnots just like a pair of jeans.
Hipster Jeans. Now these are not the jeans that hang down between your knees so half of your buttocks are exposed to the world. Not sir these are like Rock Star jeans, or even gunslinger jeans if you prefer.
They ride low on the hips, yet snuggle the scrotum (or pubic area in gals) in a warm supporting envelope of denim.
Mrs B recently purchased me a new pair of hipster jeans.
Yeah at my age (mid 40’s) I am quite capable of buying my own jeans. However she is aware of my aversion to going into clothing shops. I find it somewhat disturbing being served by a girl young enough to be my daughter who tells be “you’ll look great in this…” . At my age I am not yet old enough to be 'old-man-sexy' to these young things, so I presume it is just a sales pitch. I am unsure what else these staff members sell as usually there is a generous amount of boobage exposed to their customers.
Yet I have no issue with buying motorcycle related clothing. Must be a man thing.
I have been wearing these hipster jeans for a bit now and overall I am very happy with the fit and style.
However.
There is one issue I feel compelled to point out to other KB males considering purchasing a pair, or indeed for you fine KB ladies looking to drag your males out of those high wasted 1980’s jeans. Flash-dance memories anyone?
Being low-slung the distance between the top of the jeans to the lower crutch is rather short and the zip of the fly is correspondingly short. Consequently when one comes to having to urinate there is very little of an opening to extract ones male member from.
As a result I have developed a technique of unfolding my urinating device, or when really in a hurry I find I actually have to unbutton and unzip otherwise it is akin to unfolding a full pressure garden hose that has a bend in it.
I trust my review is of help to any males considering purchasing such jeans as these things are ‘good to know”
Also known as ‘hipster jeans’. At first when hearing this ‘hipster’ name I automatically presumed it was a new Harley Davidson model and jumped on the net looking for pictures. Alas it was not, and I should have known this, as if it was a HD it would surely have been a Hipster FXDZCR.
Actually ‘hipster’ would be a good name for a very low slung cruiser.
Back to the denim, although HD does paint a few bikes in a matt paint they referred to as ‘denim’. I always though that a tank painted in denim could have a handy pocket on either side for your wallet and whatnots just like a pair of jeans.
Hipster Jeans. Now these are not the jeans that hang down between your knees so half of your buttocks are exposed to the world. Not sir these are like Rock Star jeans, or even gunslinger jeans if you prefer.
They ride low on the hips, yet snuggle the scrotum (or pubic area in gals) in a warm supporting envelope of denim.
Mrs B recently purchased me a new pair of hipster jeans.
Yeah at my age (mid 40’s) I am quite capable of buying my own jeans. However she is aware of my aversion to going into clothing shops. I find it somewhat disturbing being served by a girl young enough to be my daughter who tells be “you’ll look great in this…” . At my age I am not yet old enough to be 'old-man-sexy' to these young things, so I presume it is just a sales pitch. I am unsure what else these staff members sell as usually there is a generous amount of boobage exposed to their customers.
Yet I have no issue with buying motorcycle related clothing. Must be a man thing.
I have been wearing these hipster jeans for a bit now and overall I am very happy with the fit and style.
However.
There is one issue I feel compelled to point out to other KB males considering purchasing a pair, or indeed for you fine KB ladies looking to drag your males out of those high wasted 1980’s jeans. Flash-dance memories anyone?
Being low-slung the distance between the top of the jeans to the lower crutch is rather short and the zip of the fly is correspondingly short. Consequently when one comes to having to urinate there is very little of an opening to extract ones male member from.
As a result I have developed a technique of unfolding my urinating device, or when really in a hurry I find I actually have to unbutton and unzip otherwise it is akin to unfolding a full pressure garden hose that has a bend in it.
I trust my review is of help to any males considering purchasing such jeans as these things are ‘good to know”