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wbks
30th July 2009, 07:41
A man was sitting on a plane when a young beautiful woman sat next to him. The man asked where she was going on what she was going to do there. She explained that she was a public speaker debunking myths about nymphomaniacs. The man was intrigued and asked her to explain some myths. She said, while its widely believed that african americans are the most endowed, it is actually native americans. The man said oh really, well what else is a myth. The lady responded, while many think the french are the most passionate lovers it is actually Jewish men who prove to be. Fascinated the man asked for yet another myth. The lady then explained how southern men have the longest stamina. She then tells him, oh ive told you way too much and I dont even know your name! The man responds, well maam, my name is Tonto Goldberg, but my friends call me Bubba.

wbks
30th July 2009, 07:42
Judge Judy to prostitute : 'When did you realize you were raped?
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'