Schumacher back in F1... cheating c***t [Archive]

Kiwi Graham

30th July 2009, 10:27

The cheating German is going to race again in F1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8172310.stm

Lets hope he plays fair this time!

Dooly

30th July 2009, 10:41

Lets hope he plays fair this time!

Yeah! Was that a pig I saw flying past? (in the air, not in a Holden):lol:

Kickaha

30th July 2009, 10:41

The cheating German is going to race again in F1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8172310.stm

Lets hope he plays fair this time!

:baby::baby: No more of a cheat than the likes of Aryton Senna

Dooly

30th July 2009, 10:44

:baby::baby: No more of a cheat than the likes of Aryton Senna

Indeed.
Could'nt stand either of those two.

MisterD

30th July 2009, 10:49

Seven-time cheating winner makes comeback from retirement...for the second time this year. Henceforth, I'm calling this kind of behavior "doing an Armstrong"

onearmedbandit

30th July 2009, 14:56

Awesome, he's a great driver.

Big Dave

30th July 2009, 15:05

sil3nt

30th July 2009, 18:39

:baby::baby: No more of a cheat than the likes of Aryton SennaExactly!!

Would be good to see him back. He is one hell of a talent on four wheels. Keeps crashing his motorbike though!

ynot slow

30th July 2009, 19:26

Be a bugger if the replacement driver is quicker in practice than his teammate.

Babelfish

30th July 2009, 19:50

Das ist goot ya? I luffin ze Michael, ve boof boof in ze dreamin, unt he ULVAYS svallow ze spermen...ven he not cheatink, little cheatly leebenshliben! :drool:

PirateJafa

30th July 2009, 20:34

What's all this complaining about cheating?

He's the only person that makes F1 interesting! Everyone else is boring as fuck - where's the controversy?

peasea

30th July 2009, 20:35

Yeah! Was that a pig I saw flying past? (in the air, not in a Holden):lol:

Yeah, doesn't that suck!

peasea

30th July 2009, 20:36

What's all this complaining about cheating?

He's the only person that makes F1 interesting! Everyone else is boring as fuck - where's the controversy?

F1 hasn't been interesting for years, what are you talking about?

Babelfish

30th July 2009, 20:52

F1 hasn't been interesting for years, what are you talking about?

Still more interesting that A1-frickin-GP....money always makes things better (cue evil laughter)

PirateJafa

30th July 2009, 20:53

F1 hasn't been interesting for years, what are you talking about?
Pshh, don't look at me, I don't watch that rubbish.

I just like reading the outraged newspaper stories about them hijacking taxis and racing around in them. :niceone:

peasea

30th July 2009, 20:54

Still more interesting that A1-frickin-GP....money always makes things better (cue evil laughter)

.....puts pinkie in teeth.

nosebleed

30th July 2009, 20:55

:baby::baby: No more of a cheat than the likes of Aryton Senna

Same school apparently [I](of driving - not intermediate)[/I

I, for one, enjoy their interpretation of the rules

Mully

30th July 2009, 20:55

I'd be interested to see if Schumacher's presence in the team lifts their performance any.

peasea

30th July 2009, 20:58

I'd be interested to see if Schumacher's presence in the team lifts their performance any.

Why? Is he sponsored by Viagra?

Mully

30th July 2009, 21:02

Why? Is he sponsored by Viagra?

Ba-dom, tish!!!

Babelfish

30th July 2009, 21:17

.....puts pinkie in teeth.

Sure...you SAY its you're pinky... :shifty:

peasea

30th July 2009, 21:24

Sure...you SAY its you're pinky... :shifty:

Well if it was my willy he'd be able to pick his teeth.

Did I just post that or think it?

James Deuce

30th July 2009, 21:28

Boob Johnson

30th July 2009, 21:35

I'd be interested to see if Schumacher's presence in the team lifts their performance any.
This I am most looking forward too.

It's easy(er) to win in a superior car so will be interesting how he goes this time round.

ps: also think MS is a twat

sil3nt

30th July 2009, 21:44

His participation is subject to a fitness test. Motorcycle racing does not generate anything like the lateral Gs F1 does.

Three options.

1. Most likely. Turns up, does practice, fails fitness test due to neck issues. Doesn't race.

2. Qualifies last. Finishes last. Car sucks. Not my fault. Legend untarnished.

3. Qualifies last, demolishes field on way to podium. Legend untarnished.

In any event, he's still a giant-mandibled twat.I doubt fitness would be much of an issue. Like you say the neck would be the only issue he would have if any. Although hes been driving these things for over 15 years and last tested a car only a year and a bit ago and with 20 days to train i think he will be fine.

Boob Johnson

30th July 2009, 21:52

I doubt fitness would be much of an issue. Like you say the neck would be the only issue he would have if any. Although hes been driving these things for over 15 years and last tested a car only a year and a bit ago and with 20 days to train i think he will be fine.
Yeah twas what I was tinkin, he's got 3 weeks so it's kinda good timing, hopefully enough time to get back or close enough to in shape

Kickaha

30th July 2009, 22:23

It's easy(er) to win in a superior car so will be interesting how he goes this time round.

So you're saying every time he won a championship he had the best car?

The best gear in the world is worthless if you don't know how to use it

Boob Johnson

30th July 2009, 22:26

So you're saying every time he won a championship he had the best car?

The best gear in the world is worthless if you don't know how to use it
*Oh lord*

(face palm)

Mate when he's on pole & leading the race from start to finish, winning by a minute plus, kinda speaks for itself :rolleyes:

Kickaha

30th July 2009, 22:29

*Oh lord*

(face palm)

Mate when he's on pole & leading the race from start to finish, winning by a minute plus, kinda speaks for itself :rolleyes:

It speaks for his ability to get the best out of whatever he's driving much the same as Rossi on a bike

Drunken Monkey

30th July 2009, 22:33

speaking of bikes and Germans...

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WeeHaggis

30th July 2009, 22:34

What's all this complaining about cheating?

He's the only person that makes F1 interesting! Everyone else is boring as fuck - where's the controversy?

Watch A1GP and see if that changes your mind... At least there is more than 2 race leaders in one race in that, all cars even, no abs, traction control and minimal help from the pits, its all on the driver, ITS INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Oi:

Drunken Monkey

30th July 2009, 22:47

Yeah, but it just lacks spectacle. I agree, when summed up like that A1GP should be more interesting. It just isn't.

Conquiztador

31st July 2009, 00:25

speaking of bikes and Germans...

300k/h on normal roads. Deserve everything they get.

Whynot

31st July 2009, 01:33

*Oh lord*

(face palm)

Mate when he's on pole & leading the race from start to finish, winning by a minute plus, kinda speaks for itself :rolleyes:

Barrichello had the same car for most of those years and he didn't exactly set the world on fire.

Boob Johnson

31st July 2009, 08:36

Barrichello had the same car for most of those years and he didn't exactly set the world on fire.
lol he came in 2nd :wacko:

Swoop

31st July 2009, 11:23

Getting MS back is the first stage in the recovery of F1.

When average, useless twats' like Jensen Button can win a race, there is ample evidence of a lack of competition.

F1 has been even more boring than watching grass growing.

sil3nt

31st July 2009, 16:50

If you think the car made him good then your an idiot who didnt watch F1 before the year 2000.

Kickaha

31st July 2009, 17:32

If you think the car made him good then your an idiot who didnt watch F1 before the year 2000.

I think just you're an idiot covers it:whistle:

Madness

31st July 2009, 17:38

I'm glad he's coming back, albeit in a temporary role. Pity the season is fucked for Ferrari & McLaren due to the Diffuser saga at the start of the season.

sil3nt

31st July 2009, 17:56

I'm glad he's coming back, albeit in a temporary role. Pity the season is fucked for Ferrari & McLaren due to the Diffuser saga at the start of the season.ya snooze ya loose!

Whynot

31st July 2009, 20:29

I'm glad he's coming back, albeit in a temporary role. Pity the season is fucked for Ferrari & McLaren due to the Diffuser saga at the start of the season.

Red bull didn't have a diffuser and they seemed to do ok ....

sil3nt

1st August 2009, 16:30

All the cars have a diffuser...If they didn't they wouldn't have any rear end grip!

Red Bull did have a few good results before they had the "double diffuser" but thats what you have to expect when you have Adrian Newey designing your car (the man is brilliant)

sil3nt

11th August 2009, 21:26

Hes not coming back anymore :(
http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2009/8/9731.html

Kinda sucks although it would be good to see Luca Badoer (http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2009/8/9732.html) race.

Mully

11th August 2009, 21:52

Mmm, that's a shame. Wonder if they'll bring Schumy in for the rest of the season.

sil3nt

11th August 2009, 21:59

Well hes not competing thanks to an injury from a motorcycle accident that happened in February and since it hasn't healed properly in 6 months i don't think we will see him driving again.

Mully

11th August 2009, 22:26

Good point - but then he wasn't working towards an F1 drive previously.

Still tis a shame. Would have been good to see him back.