The best man, a dildo and a stripper

[Finn]

Try not to laugh...

http://www.theage.com.au/national/best-man-allegedly-raped-by-stripper-at-buckx2019s-night-20090729-e1l0.html

[DMNTD]

Try not to laugh...

I tried...but failed.

[Finn]

‘‘What the f--- did you do that for, you stupid bitch.’’ :lol:

[Brett]

Wow. That was a surreal read.

[Stirts]

:killingme Sorry I tried...but also failed!

A small abrasion below his anal verge ‘‘most likely caused by blunt trauma’’.
:scratch: So his wife to be needs to ask for a "wife stitch"?

[Maha]

Accidental Rape???.....:rolleyes:

''Opps, sorry, was ment to go in your ear''.....:buggerd:

[Shaun S]

I dont quite know what to say except stupid fucker! Who the fuck gets on all fours and lets a dildo any where his arse. Surely when she lubed it up he must of known?

And yes I did laugh!

[MIXONE]

Accidental Rape???.....:rolleyes:

''Opps, sorry, was ment to go in your ear''.....:buggerd:

I said ear woman not bloody rear...

[cmoore]

naked...on all fours....stripper wearing a dildo behind you...rubbing cream into your bum......and your surprised she sticks it in......DUH!!

[onearmedbandit]

Case is being overseen by Judge Wood.

[slofox]

Would you even admit to it if it happened?

[Maha]

I said ear woman not bloody rear...

Evidence that was ommitted from the court hearing was that the complainant was unable to ride his GXSR as a result of the incident, and was sueing for 'loss of self motivation'...:clap:

[Stirts]

Just like the man-flu, it so much worse when it happens to him......

When a man does this to woman he says......
"ooops, sorry it just slipped"

But when a woman does it to a man.....
He cries rape. :dodge:

[AllanB]

For F's sake what happened is really obvious. The poor stripper tripped and fell into his anus.

Nothing more than an accident.

These things could easily happen when you have the combination of a naked man on all fours with lubricated buttocks and a stripper wearing a dildo.

Actually it sounds vaguely like the last Honda riders club meeting I attended ...............:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Dooly]

Actually it sounds vaguely like the last Honda riders club meeting I attended ...............:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:buggerd::lol::lol::lol:

[Deano]

Fark I pissed myself at the title. Glad nothing like that occurred at my stag do. Getting 'ridden' around the garage floor by the (female) stripper was demeaning enough. I never realised how dirty the floor was before that. Thanks Poos !

I feel sorry for the jury - I mean, trying not to laugh in court must have been a nightmare.

[Maha]

Just like the man-flu, it so much worse when it happens to him......

When a man does this to woman he says......
"ooops, sorry it just slipped"

But when a woman does it to a man.....
He cries rape. :dodge:


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[mynameis]

Would you even admit to it if it happened?



Furthermore to get a medical examination done :

A small abrasion below his anal verge ‘‘most likely caused by blunt trauma’’

:laugh: Roflcopter indeed.

[slofox]

Furthermore to get a medical examination done

"Ahhhh doc, I seem to have a sore arse y'see...."
"Errmmm let's take a gander then shall we.....hmmm....you seem to have some kind of abrasion here sir. What HAVE you been up to?"
"Well, doc, y'see, the stripper bummed me at the stag do...but it was RAPE I tell ya RAPE! I would NEVER do that voluntarily...."
"A likely story......." (Thinks.."Fukkin queer!!!")

[The Pastor]

alchomahol may or may not of been a contributing factor in this case.

[Meanie]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Its bad enough he got himself in that position in the first place, but to admit to it is even worse :moon: Then again he is Australian

[The Stranger]

What the hell is "accidental" rape?

I didn't mean to your honour, I just accidentally fell on her - after stripping her naked and hauling my dick out. But I really didn't mean to.
I wonder how many times one could get away witht that excuse?

So as noted she had a didlo on, lubed him up but it was an accident? Sure, there was NO intent there was there?

[YellowDog]

This has to be a case of buggery through missadventure.

[Finn]

What the hell is "accidental" rape?

Illegal parking of the penis.

[SARGE]

dammit Finn... i read the title and thought you were throwing a party ....

[SixPackBack]

Evidence that was ommitted from the court hearing was that the complainant was unable to ride his GXSR as a result of the incident, and was sueing for 'loss of self motivation'...:clap:
Nothin' gayer than a honda.....whaddya ride bro':buggerd:

[allycatz]

Hope they washed said dildo before making it 'exhibit A":banana:

[mynameis]

What the hell is "accidental" rape?



The blonde has made a short and simple statement for the judge:

It was only one small poke Sir :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Nothin' gayer than a honda.....whaddya ride bro':buggerd:

By his own addmition he is not gay (hence he does not own a Honda) he is a BI-Transgender GXSR owner....:clap:

[jafar]

:clap: the poor boy is :buggerd: now :lol::lol::lol:

[SixPackBack]

By his own addmition he is not gay (hence he does not own a Honda) he is a BI-Transgender GXSR owner....:clap:

Whatchya talking abot willis??....'aint nothin' manlier than 'the king of bikes':headbang:

[SARGE]

Whatchya talking abot willis??....'aint nothin' manlier than 'the king of bikes':headbang:

yes there is .....

http://www.ebcak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chuck-norris.jpg




Chuck Norris on a GN250 cuz he got nothing to prove

[AllanB]

Chuck Norris on a GN250 cuz he got nothing to prove


Chuck Norris would ride a Nightster or a Bonnie (possibly a Speed3)- he's way too cool for a GNanything

[AllanB]

I stand corrected - Chuck likes it dirty.

[Fatt Max]

Aaahhhhh, the memories.....

Still, I sit on an Intruder every day......

[Maha]

Whatchya talking abot willis??....'aint nothin' manlier than 'the king of bikes':headbang:

King? or Queeeeeeeeeen???

[SixPackBack]

:rolleyes:
King? or Queeeeeeeeeen???

44 minutes to find that image hehehe....gotta have a gixxer for the bitches bro'

[Mom]

He described the dildo as ‘‘arguably statuesque’’.

No wonder his anooos had a small abrasion...:blink:

stat⋅u⋅esque / Show Spelled Pronunciation [stach-oo-esk]
–adjective
like or suggesting a statue, as in massive or majestic dignity, grace, or beauty.

So he accidentally took his pants off and got down on all fours. He accidentally allowed this stripper to lube him up good and proper. All the while saying "dont go near there", and her hearing, him protesting in the way that means do it!

Opps, she slipped and he got a boo boo on his bum bum.

Accidental rape indeed. He only complained cos his mates ragged him big time the next day!


I tried not to laugh, really I did :buggerd:

[The Stranger]

:rolleyes:

44 minutes to find that image hehehe....gotta have a gixxer for the bitches bro'


Decided to see how long it would take to find a pink honduh. 2 minutes. But check out the comments in the thread (http://www.600rr.net/vb/showthread.php?t=85787). There's not real man amongst them.

[ynot slow]

Anyone wondering WHY they grabbed a 40 yr old stripper who isn't the most attractive looking girl.Normal guys would get a 20 something surely.

Perhaps his reversing sensor wasn't working,usually the camera give a warning of large object approaching your rear.

[davereid]

Ya just gotta love the Skippys..

[crazyhorse]

I thought it was quite hilarious really!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[<G>]

Bummed out!

[Forest]

The man said he organised the night’s entertainment, hiring two strippers from the Simply Irresistible agency.

Under questioning from defence barrister Paul Higham, he agreed that the agency representative he spoke to told him that he was booking a show entitled ‘‘Anal’’.

The man said he was no longer friends with the groom after he made comments about the stripper incident at the wedding.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/best-man-squinting-during-alleged-bucks-night-rape-20090731-e3es.html

[gatch]

He was thinking either "they will be too drunk to remember" or "its not gay if I get a woman to do it"..

Wrong, and wrong again.

Bugger..

[jrandom]

When a man does this to woman he says......
"ooops, sorry it just slipped"

Jesus. I doubt this has ever actually happened. Rectums aren't designed to allow input, y'know. They generally take some warming up.

Come to think of it, I doubt that any woman with anal equipment prolapsed enough to allow you to slip in like that would particularly mind it happening.

Hmmm.

[jrandom]

"its not gay if I get a woman to do it"

And another thing.

How the fuck can any sex act performed by a man and a woman be 'gay'?

Some people have the oddest phobias.

[CookMySock]

naked...on all fours....stripper wearing a dildo behind you...rubbing cream into your bum......and your surprised she sticks it in......DUH!!WELL!!! Wouldnt you?

Steve

[Deano]

Aaahhhhh, the memories.....

Still, I sit on an Intruder every day......

Eeewww. I saw an Intruder in a bike shop the other day and thought, yep, that's a great name for a fucking dildo !!

[jrandom]

How the fuck can any sex act performed by a man and a woman be 'gay'?

That would make a great signature quote, by the way, if anyone's looking for one.

Just, y'know. Just saying.

[Stirts]

Jesus. I doubt this has ever actually happened. Rectums aren't designed to allow input, y'know. They generally take some warming up.

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area, you would doubt it. ;)

[Deano]

And another thing.

How the fuck can any sex act performed by a man and a woman be 'gay'?

Some people have the oddest phobias.

What if the "woman" has a cock ?

Pretty fucken gay I tell ya !!

[Deano]

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area, you would doubt it. ;)

Ooooeeeerrr, dats rude dat is !!;)

[jrandom]

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

[jrandom]

What if the "woman" has a cock ?

Pretty fucken gay I tell ya !!

You know you've been hanging out with Drew too much when you start worrying about women with cocks.

[CookMySock]

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area, you would doubt it. ;)oooooh, thats a low blow!!! :pinch:

Steve

[Deano]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

The two orifices are pretty close :whistle:



You know you've been hanging out with Drew too much when you start worrying about women with cocks.

I have no comeback for that.:eek5:

[Stirts]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

I have seen it in the movies....so it must be true!

[Naki Rat]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

Just like in the ad, "it won't happen straight away but it will happen" just keep at it :whistle:

[Deano]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.


I have seen it in the movies....so it must be true!


Just like in the ad, "it won't happen straight away but it will happen" just keep at it :whistle:

If the vaginal juices aren't enough, you're doing it wrong (or not well enough).

I don't believe I just posted this. Oh well. :eek5:

[Gareth51]

I have seen it in the movies....so it must be true!

Pull the other one