Blimey, its a small world

[Fatt Max]

I didnt realise this guy knew my ex girlfriend....shame he got caught having sex with her, eh...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10587629

Is this guy a serial horse shagger because he coats himself with Weetbix when he's doing the business...

[Genestho]

OO OO! I think I read the punchline to this one somewhere...

The guy relaxed when told he would be released from jail...to a stable environment! <_< :banana:

[AllanB]

Ah feck - can't a guy sow his oats around anymore without getting in trouble?

[Maha]

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

[Fatt Max]

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

Jeez, on a stool, he must have had strong calf muscles......

[Genestho]

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

I heard that rumour too!!! (A legend by the time I came of age!!)

Subsequently..... (just out of interest - one must be educated to comment right?? :whistle:)...got Animal Farm out :sick::gob: *cringe*
Which incidently had a dude on a stool, sorting a horse out, wait! NO! It was a cow! (oh don't even ask!!!!)

Oh god and the chicken, I couldn't eat roast chicken for years!!!

[Maha]

Jeez, on a stool, he must have had strong calf muscles......

Well thats Udder bullshit..........:lol:

[Maha]

I heard that rumour too!!!

Subsequently..... (just out of interest - one must be educated to comment right?? :whistle:)...got Animal Farm out :sick::gob: *cringe*
Which incidently had a dude on a stool, sorting a horse out, wait! NO! It was a cow! (oh don't even ask!!!!)

Oh god and the chicken, I couldn't eat roast chicken for years!!!

But now you actually look up a chooks arse to see if theres stuffing or not eh??...:(

[Genestho]

But now you actually look up a chooks arse to see if theres stuffing or not eh??...:(
LOL! Just about lost my coffeee!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH there goes the Roast Chicken out of the diet again!!!!!! :lol::baby:

Damn you Maha!!:lol:

[AllanB]

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

The thing with cows I don't get – just have look at a cows rear end – it’s usually covered in a splattering of moist and crusty shit.
Now tell me what aspect of that would allow one to get, little lone maintain a boner?

It’s just wrong.

And the horse – let’s face it if you compare a male horses member with your average humans cock …….. the horse probably thought it was just working out a small blood clot.

[pete376403]

While on this topic.
there may or may not be a site somewhere on the web called two men and a horse.
It's "interesting"

[ynot slow]

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

Was ok his mum said he was after a tight jersey,probably winter.:buggerd:

[SixPackBack]

A horse shagger from down souf, who woulda believed it:whistle:

[PeteMun]

Some sick people around ..


:puke:

[ynot slow]

Mr and Mrs Ed I know pronounce you a couple,you may go for a ride.

[MaxB]

He couldn't confess to the cops 'cos he had a sore throat.

He said that he was feeling a little hoarse.

[Fatt Max]

He couldn't confess to the cops 'cos he had a sore throat.

He said that he was feeling a little hoarse.

Boom Boom,

Bit like the old 'Why The Long Face' joke, eh.....