Lingerie Parties

[Flatcap]

My wife is having one right now

Is it worse to

(a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
(b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things

[Gremlin]

you're missing out on making classy comments (to her friends) such as...
"damn, that one makes you look seriously hot" or
"cor, I'd root you in that"

... so definitely worse to stay in the office

[Katman]

Don't go surfing porn.

They're bound to catch you.

[YLWDUC]

It really depends on how appealing your missus and her friends are. Sit with them unless they won't try any lacy stuff on with you in the room.

Then pop in every now and again filling up their wine glasses. Don't forget to put the handycam on charge. :Playnice:

[allycatz]

You could model the lingerie:clap:

[Flatcap]

It really depends on how appealing your missus and her friends are. Sit with them unless they won't try any lacy stuff on with you in the room.

Then pop in every now and again filling up their wine glasses. Don't forget to put the handycam on charge. :Playnice:


The crafty minxs go into a 'changing room' - where's the fun in that?

...for me at least....

[gijoe1313]

This thread is useless without pics ... got a webcam handy? :whistle:

[Gremlin]

The crafty minxs go into a 'changing room' - where's the fun in that?

...for me at least....
this is called planning... You offer to help set up the changing room before the party...

Need I extrapolate? :rolleyes:

[puddy]

you're missing out on making classy comments (to her friends) such as...
"damn, that one makes you look seriously hot" or
"cor, I'd root you in that"

... so definitely worse to stay in the office

Classic lines like those are the reason that you had to start up your lonely heart thread!:rolleyes:

[Gremlin]

Classic lines like those are the reason that you had to start up your lonely heart thread!:rolleyes:
:wacko: surely you jest sir!

[Mom]

My wife is having one right now

Is it worse to

(a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
(b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things

Man you should have had your shit sorted long since. Dont listen to these horney young lads on here, bound to get you in trouble :innocent:

My advice is to get off the computer, surfing porn or talking about the party on here is an open invitation to find yourself in a place where you have to defend your manliness to a bunch of hyped up, pissed females :clap:


Pop your head in and offer up cups of tea is my advice :yes:

You poor bastard, damned if you do, and damned if you dont :buggerd:

[YellowDog]

My wife is having one right now

Is it worse to

(a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
(b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things
Stay away. Go for a ride.

As soon as you enter the room they will start talking about periods and fanny pads.

YUK

[Flatcap]

Pop your head in and offer up cups of tea is my advice :yes:

You poor bastard, damned if you do, and damned if you dont :buggerd:

Well, I popped my head in - I had run out of Whisky so was forced to

Looks like they are getting a lecture on french knicker fabric.

[Mom]

Well, I popped my head in - I had run out of Whisky so was forced to

Looks like they are getting a lecture on french knicker fabric.

I am not the french knicker fan myself, hope you wiped up after yourself :drool:

Bless :clap:

[Big Dave]

All I can imagine is Doris and her Bingo mates so if I were Andy I would go t'pub.

[Flatcap]

...hope you wiped up after yourself :drool:

Bless :clap:

Jeeze - If I had to wipe up after every lecture, Uni would have been much more interesting!

[Fatt Max]

Webcams at lingerie parties can be fatal, just look at this great shot I got of the neighbour during our naughty knickers party when she dropped a $2 coin down the back of the sofa

Fart and give us a clue love......

[Mom]

All I can imagine is Doris and her Bingo mates so if I were Andy I would go t'pub.


Poor Andy :blip:

[Gremlin]

Webcams at lingerie parties can be fatal......
You are a bad bad man. To show how skewed your view of normality was, I was picturing lingerie parties like this:

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/41hom9bzpyl_sexy-woman-lingerie-blogspot_.jpg

[Flatcap]

Poor Andy :blip:

Blonde and fiesty - just how I like them

[Fatt Max]

You are a bad bad man. To show how skewed your view of normality was, I was picturing lingerie parties like this:

Yep I hear you....got worse when the neighbours husband turned up.....arrrrggghhhh

[gijoe1313]

And the band played on ...

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ...

[AllanB]

Get in there man, how bad could it be?

[MIXONE]

Check my avatar.
Thats what should be on show.:love:





Now my old avatar as it contained nudity!

[mynameis]

Pictures or it didn't happen :wait:

[Fatt Max]

Check my avatar.
Thats what should be on show.:love:

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing.........fuck me, it's a dead heat in a zeppelin race

[Fatt Max]

Get in there man, how bad could it be?

Phooaaarrrrr.........!

[MIXONE]

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing.........fuck me, it's a dead heat in a zeppelin race

I know.I can sit and watch it for hours.
I engineering terms it's known as the classic sinusoidal and harmonic actions combined.:drool:

[Fatt Max]

I know.I can sit and watch it for hours.
I engineering terms it's known as the classic sinusoidal and harmonic actions combined.:drool:

Ooohhh, let me write that down......

Right, I'll dim the lights, stick on a Barry White album, grab a fresh box of Kleenex and read that over and over......

Mono Engineering Sex, the best ever...!!!

[Fatt Max]

Cor blimey,

This thread reminds me of the dwarf hooker I met last weekend, I paid her $20 to go up on me.....

[ManDownUnder]

do you have a book called "Advanced Massage" or "The gentle art of lovemaking"... anything like that?

If so - grab the thing, "pop your head around the corner" with just enough of the book showing so the ladies can "accidentally" see it and tell her you're off to bed to finish your studies. Trust me - someone will notice... and word will spread.

... and then pile of shit you could find yourself in could be deep, and fast! :)

What a way to go!

[p.dath]

My wife is having one right now

Is it worse to

(a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
(b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things

Take pictures and post on the Internet.