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Big Dave
31st July 2009, 13:41
...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.
oldrider
31st July 2009, 13:45
...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.

Don't worry it gets better when you meet each other all over again and again and again! :eek5:

In the end you don't forget because you start to look forward to it! :niceone: PS: enjoy the rest of your day!
MIXONE
31st July 2009, 13:46
The only way we normally remember is when my daughter sends us a card!
Flip
31st July 2009, 13:47
But when this happens, and you both forget, it's a get out of jail ticket for ever.
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 13:53
But when this happens, and you both forget, it's a get out of jail ticket for ever.

True - however the Score coming into this match was already 1 all. Record now stands at

24/2/1
slofox
31st July 2009, 13:59
Once you're divorced, there's nothing to worry about and no score to keep...
p.dath
31st July 2009, 14:00
...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.

I thought you were going to say "when you can't be bothered having sex because it's too much effort".
crazyhorse
31st July 2009, 14:07
Once you're divorced, there's nothing to worry about and no score to keep...

That's when you celebrate the divorce date and party :grouphug:
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 14:15
Once you're divorced, there's nothing to worry about and no score to keep...

If I were single I know what score I would keep.
But no chance, sorry, girls.
MIXONE
31st July 2009, 14:21
I thought you were going to say "when you can't be bothered having sex because it's too much effort".

I think that only happens when one of you is dead.
slofox
31st July 2009, 14:23
I think that only happens when one of you is dead.

Nah nah nah - it doesn't happen until you NOTICE the other one's dead....

"How can you tell your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up..."
Edbear
31st July 2009, 14:23
Or when you buy each other exactly the same card! Different times and different shops! :wacko:

How many years? Congratulations! :rockon:
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 14:25
24/2/1 =

24 wins
2 losses
1 draw
vifferman
31st July 2009, 15:00
27 'games', eh?
You musta got married the same year as me, just a few weeks earlier. Mine's easyish to remember, coz it was Father's Day the day after. Just have some trouble with the year. Still, I'm doing better'n the vifferbabe, who can't remember numbers. For years and years, she got #2Son's birthday worngA, despite it being exactly 2 weeks after hers.
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 15:10
27 'games', eh?
You musta got married the same year as me, just a few weeks earlier. Mine's easyish to remember, coz it was Father's Day the day after. Just have some trouble with the year. Still, I'm doing better'n the vifferbabe, who can't remember numbers. For years and years, she got #2Son's birthday worngA, despite it being exactly 2 weeks after hers.

Have you ever considered that maybe she wasn't the mother? :-)
rainman
31st July 2009, 15:27
...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.

That's pretty good going. The best we've managed is a simultaneous "Oh shit" the evening before...
Dooly
31st July 2009, 15:29
I picked an easy one to remember or forget, new year's day.:whistle:
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 15:32
i picked an easy one to remember or forget, new year's day.:whistle:

u2.......1989?
Dooly
31st July 2009, 16:36
u2.......1989?

Naa...everyone was getting hitched y2k, we went for 99.
1/1/99.....easy.
Unless you wake up New Year's day, still full o piss and hung over and can't remember.:yes:
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 16:45
Naa...everyone was getting hitched y2k, we went for 99.
1/1/99.....easy.
Unless you wake up New Year's day, still full o piss and hung over and can't remember.:yes:

It was 1982 apparently

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzLWLFTPPI

:rockon:
PrincessBandit
31st July 2009, 17:05
I picked an easy one to remember or forget, new year's day.:whistle:

One of my ex-students and his wife chose April 1st for their wedding. Now that would be difficult to forget surely!
ynot slow
31st July 2009, 18:30
Know a couple(obvious)got hitched on 29th Feb,and he didn't get a jump(leap)either,damn period he mumbled later on.He only needs to remember every 4 years.

This year I deliberatly didn't say anything,next day I piped up you forgot,nope was waiting for you to say it first,seriously we remembered but I like playing games,i.e forgetting her birthday(10 days befor mine)as well,till tea time or bedtime,makes fun times,but I have strange sense of humour.
Big Dave
31st July 2009, 19:35
Know a couple(obvious)got hitched on 29th Feb,and he didn't get a jump(leap)either,damn period he mumbled later on.He only needs to remember every 4 years.

This year I deliberatly didn't say anything,next day I piped up you forgot,nope was waiting for you to say it first,seriously we remembered but I like playing games,i.e forgetting her birthday(10 days befor mine)as well,till tea time or bedtime,makes fun times,but I have strange sense of humour.


Reasonably early on we bought an MG Sports car because we thought the other really wanted it - neither did - and was just sucking it up.

It was a complete lemon, that we got ripped off on, so we never made that mistake again.