A 'For Sale', and a general goodbye

[jrandom]

OK, guys. I've had a bit of an 'experience'.

Coming down the northwestern motorway this morning, filtering along, I was feeling pretty energetic. Came up behind a CBR6, swapped into lane 1A, and pulled ahead of him. He decided it was a race, so I thought 'what the hell', and it was all on.

130-ish through very slow traffic around St Lukes, and it was getting pretty hairy. I have no idea what I was thinking, but I was just going with the flow, you know?

And then this truck pulls over in front of him. I saw it happen, he was slightly ahead of me at the time. He had *nowhere* to go. I hit the picks at the same time he did.

I think he used up 8 of his 9 lives, right there. He stoppied, bigtime, right up between the lanes, right up to the back of this truck. I swear I saw a puff of smoke come off his front tyre. He was still moving pretty quick on the front wheel 20 meters or so before he would have hit. Perhaps Rossi is visiting Auckland and commuting on a CBR6 and nobody's mentioned it, because this bloke then managed to put the back wheel down, find a gap to the right, and squirt down the tiny bit of space next to the concrete barrier. We both sort of pulled back into the fast lane together, looked at each other, and wobbled off toward town. I didn't see him again, I think he left the motorway at Newton Road.

Basically, I'm kicking myself. I don't know why I did that, and I sure as hell know that neither I nor my bike would be capable of what that dude on the Honda just did.

And it's had an effect on me. I've just been sitting here, at my desk, thinking about it for a couple of hours, and I know that much as I've loved (and believe me, I really have) riding, I just don't think I can control myself as well as I should. Most of the time I can, but it's that last 1%, the one where I *think* it'll be fine... I don't think I can handle the thought of what might happen.

So, I guess this is it, guys. The Zeal's up for sale, I know quite a few of you are keen on it. :)

I'll put up a thread in the trading section shortly.

Best wishes, happy riding, and a long and prosperous life to all of you.

Dan out.

[Lou Girardin]

That's sad to hear. Maybe a coffee and some deep breaths combined with an hour or two on this site will change your mind.

[Paul in NZ]

Sorry...

Don't get this? You are selling your bike because someone else is a better rider or because you let the red mist control you for a bit... Um... Are you giving up on cars as well because this is all about self control...

Dan, we all do dumb shit every day. Yours was very dumb of course (no ned to thank me) but how do you think you get to be an old and experienced rider? You will most likely never do that again... You learnt something.

Besides, when I started to ride I had 2 mates that were like the other guy. I worshipped their ability and was dead jealous. Neither of them ride now, it turns out they were not better than me, just LOT luckier and a little braver. As soon as their luck ran out one day they gave up because they suddenly realised what they were all about...

Don't sweat it, what ever you decide but. MAKE SURE it is a rational decision.

Cheers

[svs]

a bit drastic don't you think. After all hopefully you should have learnt something from this. After all you did walk (ride/wobble) away from it and now you are wiser and smarter because of it :yeah:

Give it a bit of time and see how it goes, but as ever it's your life, and you should do what you want to do. Don't let people like me pressure you into riding, when your hearts not in it.

[TonyB]

Sit yourself down, and crack open a can of fermented hops, yeast and dihydrogen monoxide. Sense will prevail, it'll wear off- prolly at about lunch time.

[Marmoot]

Not an april fools?

[Krusti]

Bye Bye, Can I have your Rep points?

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do....It's up to you....when ya in the poooo....buy a bike like summit new...Oh shit I haven't a clue.:msn-wink:

[Joni]

Mate if you need to sit down and talk... give me a yell! As mentioned before make sure the deicsions you make are not based on emotion and are what will benefit you going into the future...

:niceone:

[bugjuice]

apr 1 me thinks..

[Joni]

apr 1 me thinks..
Hmm, come to think of it....mabbe! :whistle:

[MSTRS]

check my siggy............then read this...........

[bungbung]

Definitely April the 1st. Nice one Dan.

[pyrocam]

I think I can understand your feeling, but shit man. dont give up something so important so hastily.

We all know that after a close call we ride much more carefully after that.

I think youd be pretty gutted a little while after you sold your bike.

but hey, I dont know. ill know youve got years of experience ahead of me.

Good luck and I hope you do what ever makes you happy.

Cheers

[cammo]

check my siggy............then read this...........

dude thats sooo sick...but i was laughing all the way too the end...hahahaha.

i think wer all april fools...i dont believe ull sell your bike!!! its far too addictive(?) ridng a bike!!!

[crashe]

hey you know that you dont normally ride like that...
that this was a one off.

It wasnt you that had the close call it was the other rider.

Dont be hasty in thinking of selling the bike...
take a day or two to think about it... wait til after the weekend.
Then decide.

But in the end only you can decide what you want to do.
All the best.


PS: if this a April fools day thing.... you are gonna get it big time...lol.

[vifferman]

If this is not a wind-up, then I suggest you don't do anything for a while. Two hours considering it is NOT long enough. If this is a wind-up, then hardy-har-har. But what I am about to say may help someone else.

Either way, STOP BEING A DICK!!

When I trowelled my VFR the year before last, and I was lying on my back on the road in pain, I thought. "Fuggit! This HURTS! I've had enough of this!" (and it got worse...)
And I seriously considered chucking biking in, due to the danger, the ongoing degradation of my riding enjoyment from commuting on the bike every day, the ongoing costs associated with it as far as insurance, gear, maintenance, etc. etc. I even very nearly bought an Alfa Romeo, after test-driving a series of cars that weren't too boring to replace the bike. In the end, I decided I wasn't quite ready to give riding up just yet. It's just too cool, putting on the bike gear and riding. It's just too nice when you get a corner "just right". It's just too much of a buzz riding something with a higher power-to-weight ratio than any car you or I could afford.

And what about that Buell you were going to buy, and haven't even test-ridden yet? :spudwhat:

You'll kick yourself if you revert to being nothing more than another boring Camry-driving commuter. :Pokey:
More than you're now kicking yourself (or not) for riding like a twat.

[bugjuice]

check my siggy............then read this...........
lmao.. sick bastard, but funny

[White trash]

Come back Dan.

I can't control the red mist, haven't been able to since I was 6 years old. I'm still alive.

Even Chicken_one's come back to us after posting a very similar message.

Don't do it, I'll kick your arse.......


Edit: I'm a fuckwit, what's the date people?

[Mr Skid]

(assuming that this isn't a windup..)


I don't know why I did that
I just don't think I can control myself as well as I should.
Dan, I don't think selling the bike will fix what ails you.

If you've exibiting a lack of self control I expect it does or will surface in other areas of your life. I think you'd be best dealing with the cause of your problem, rather than the symptoms i.e. crazy riding.

In the meantime get a photo of your wife and kids and attach it to your top triple clamp. Have a look at that when you start to ride beyond your limits. I think it'll slow you down.

[bugjuice]

Edit: I'm a fuckwit, what's the date people?
yesterday.....

[speedpro]

Stop riding if you MUST, but don't sell the bike. For a moment in my life I'd had a gutsful of bikes and sold a few which I really regret now. Still have one I'm going to the grave with though.

Just wait till you've spent a month crawling to work in the traffic, and the sun's shining, and there's nothing on the radio worth listening to, or it's drizzling and the traffic is REALLY crawling, and then some fuckwit prangs, and the traffic is backed up to Manakau, and . . . . . . .

Of course there's more fun to be had on a bike than in traffic. It does sound like good skills for the other guy and a bit of luck maybe.

A moments brain-fade is something to learn from.

[Paul in NZ]

Argh - fuggit.... 1st April...

[Big Dave]

That's brilliant - I've just used it on the Triumph list.

[Sniper]

Bye bye,or not? Just think of the FXR wheelie

[Gixxer 4 ever]

April what? :whistle:
Nice fishing. :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Funkyfly]

good riddance, the less ning nongs giving riders a bad name the better.

Oh and I have reported your little race to the cops.

[wari]

WHat you need mate ... issa good kick inda pants ... :kick: ... call 0800 kickindapantsdeliverries™ ... orr pm me ... I do de-liverries

[Lou Girardin]

(assuming that this isn't a windup..)

In the meantime get a photo of your wife and kids and attach it to your top triple clamp. Have a look at that when you start to ride beyond your limits. I think it'll slow you down.

Then he'll run up the arse of a car.

[Biff]

Scary as hell Dan, and I know exactly what you're going through. I've been through it a couple of times over the years, and it's one of those moments/periods in your life where you do the, "Are the inherent risks associated with riding a bike combined with the arseholes on the road worth it? Particularly when you have a family' type equations.

I went through it for 24 hours, possibly more, after my recent (and thankfully only ever) high speed off. But I believe I've now put the 'off' behind me and learnt from the error of my ways. I've made the rational decision to carry on biking. Although I have promised Ms Biff that should I ever have a major off, and either live through it or come away reasonably intact, then I will seriously consider whether the risks of biking outweigh the pleasures.

My advice is as has already been said here. Take you time before making such a decision. Give it a few days, weeks or even weeks if need be. But I’d most definitely put off making the decision until such a time as you over the shock of this incident.

As for being sucked into the ‘racing vacuum’, I think it’s fair to say we’re all guilty of this sometime.

If this is indeed a wind up....I'm glad to see another dangerious biker off the road, you're a menace to all cage driver.

[Wolf]

It's after noon - April Fool's "Day" is over - now he'll have to come clean and admit he's suckered (some of) us and do the "bwaahahahahahahaha!" thing.

[Marmoot]

Then he'll run up the arse of a car.

very true :killingme

[Racey Rider]

Definitely April Fools.

As I was reading it, I was thinking, This doesn't sound like the Jrandom I know.

And I've never even meet ya!! Must be a April fools joke. :msn-wink:

[**R1**]

Dude you should go back to the exact spot where it happened and see if you can relocate your balls:killingme

[Hitcher]

Either a 1 April stunt or confirmation of his status as a whiney-arsed crybaby...

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

[NC]

Jesus, Dan!

Don't be a drop-nuts bitch.

[MikeL]

Hey Dan,
How about a pint at Galbraith's so I can either get you to change your mind or help you celebrate a successful April Fool's hoax...?

[Lou Girardin]

OK. So you wound us up by pretending to be a limp-wristed loser. Good one!

[Mr Skid]

Then he'll run up the arse of a car.
Did Nod accept that one as your last excuse for speeding?

"Sozzy ofsifiser, I didn't want to look at the speedo, lest I take my beady eyes off the car in front." :Pokey:

[inlinefour]

I started off riding motorcycles at the age of eight. Not long after that I wrecked the old man's A100. Basically I was ready to quit bikes right there and then. The old man made me get back on the bike (it still went OK, just had broken/bent bits and a bent frame) and go back around the courner until I figured out why I had crashed and how to avoid it in the future :niceone:
Now tell me, jrandom. Why makes you think in that situation you'd be better off not on a bike and in a cage? Sounds like a car would have probably wore the truck unless it was of the higher preformance type. I remember reading someones signature "I do not intend to tip toe through lifee to end up safely at the grave. But rather swing it sideways at the last minute, yelling, holly shit what a ride!!!" Get back on the bike and learn from the experience, you just might be kicking yourself in the future if you dont.
I got taken out severely about a decade ago and ended up on hospital for a while. Some dumbarse in a car that "did not see me". Yea right, thats why the wankess ended up with a careless driving charge! It took me six and a bit years to actually get back onto a bike! And I was a fucking wimp! Would not lean over around courners or even do the speed limit! That was over a year ago now and I'm at the stage where I would be liking a faster sports bike. The funny thing is that the bike I am wanting is the 2005 CBR600RR and your story just makes me want one more.
Come on bud, get back on the bike. Do it for yourself, not anyone else...

[justsomeguy]

Did Nod accept that one as your last excuse for speeding?

"Sozzy ofsifiser, I didn't want to look at the speedo, lest I take my beady eyes off the car in front." :Pokey:

I was looking at the car in front and a mark on the road to measure the 2 second distance and sort of drifted a bit above the 59.99 kmph speed limit.......

[inlinefour]

Either a 1 April stunt or confirmation of his status as a whiney-arsed crybaby...

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

I'll take extra good care of it :msn-wink:

[Waylander]

Somehow I think this is just a ploy to avoid our little ride next week. Comeone man, you afraid of taking on a cruiser with your little sport bike? Stuff like this happens and it's the real bikers that can get back on the bike realizing that they are still alive to enjoy riding. Don't mean to be insulting (well maybe just a little:msn-wink: ) but that's just how I see things.

[Holy Roller]

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

By then it will be a classic and worth a small fortune,
Just make sure you look after it, I like classics :niceone:

[jrandom]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!

:killingme

[runs and hides in sandbagged corner, prepares for week-long barrage of rotten tomatoes]

(You know you all love me, you really do...)

[Motoracer]

BIAAARTCHH!! :2guns:

[Riff Raff]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!

:killingme

[runs and hides in sandbagged corner, prepares for week-long barrage of rotten tomatoes]

(You know you all love me, you really do...)
Well done Dan. I saw this post as soon as you posted it and was about to reply with a Happy April Fools to you too - but I got a job and had to quickly log off. Now if you had said it was a Gixxer rider I would have wavered a bit on whether it was a joke or not!

[Wolf]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!
Yep. that's how I knew.

Quick, make room for me behind those sandbags

[jrandom]

Now if you had said it was a Gixxer rider I would have wavered a bit on whether it was a joke or not!

Well, heck, I had to leave y'all *some* chance of realising that it couldn't possibly be true...

[Waylander]

Well, heck, I had to leave y'all *some* chance of realising that it couldn't possibly be true...
True givaway was that I never saw a thread for your bike being for sale.

[erik]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!

:killingme

[runs and hides in sandbagged corner, prepares for week-long barrage of rotten tomatoes]

(You know you all love me, you really do...)
Nice one you bastard :p
;)

[ManDownUnder]

Well, heck, I had to leave y'all *some* chance of realising that it couldn't possibly be true...

Credit where it's due though - a BLOODY good laugh!

Thanks JR

[Joni]

You better be proud of me Dan.... :lol: :lol:

and yeah we still love ya.... not sure why after the Honda comment but what the hell.... :shake:

[Marmoot]

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!


Another april's fools......

[Big Dave]

well like i said, i reposted on the triumph board and then had to call it off. all these 'mericans that i have known online for years started pouring their hearts out. had to put them out of their misery for me.

but thank you, i'm still grinnin - much rep your way!

[Krusti]

The real give away was the zeal doing 130:killingme :killingme :killingme

[avgas]

Ahem.
OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.
The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?
*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!
:killingme
[runs and hides in sandbagged corner, prepares for week-long barrage of rotten tomatoes]
(You know you all love me, you really do...)
Cameron was just telling me that 'someone' in a Volvo just backed in to a Yamaha 250 at Navman today about 10 mins ago too.......

[crashe]

ya buggar.... lol.
I knew that there was no way in hell that you would sell ya bike... :ride:
its your wee pride and joy...
And lets face your bike cant really go that fast...lol. :ride:

But you are gonna get a clip around ya lugg holes when I met ya...pmsl
Oh and ya dont live that far away from me either....

[jazbug5]

The real give away was the zeal doing 130:killingme :killingme :killingme

Oh, but it does. Which is why I want one...

[NordieBoy]

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

Depends.
Will you be on it when you die?
eg. When Hilary Swank runs you over :2thumbsup

[Slipstream]

And I'm still getting your bike :eyepoke:

[wari]

And I'm still getting your bike :eyepoke:

ANd 'e still needsa good kickinda nutts ... :kick: ... :drinknsin

[James Deuce]

well like i said, i reposted on the triumph board and then had to call it off. all these 'mericans that i have known online for years started pouring their hearts out. had to put them out of their misery for me.

but thank you, i'm still grinnin - much rep your way!LOL! A nation of innocents. With big guns. And a short fuse.

[mikey]

this almost verges on trolling buddy, dont cross the line an join the likes of me, an me an me

[Zed]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!...Was there ANY truth to the lanesplitting race story JR? I partly believed it because of your past motorway antics! :whistle:

Glad to hear it was an April fools joke.

[White trash]

this almost verges on trolling buddy, dont cross the line an join the likes of me, an me an me

You are a nutter sonny boy.

And don't think I don't recognise your slow drawl over the phone either! I'm gonna report you to the powers that be soon......

[gav]

pffft, knew it was bullshit when you said you could keep up with a CBR600!!!

[Sensei]

WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE . We have been waiting for you along time . As with the small few on here the need to speed is Great & should not be taken lightly . But once you have the FORCE it will never leave you !!!!!!! :niceone:
SENSEI

[zeRax]

good riddance, the less ning nongs giving riders a bad name the better.

Oh and I have reported your little race to the cops.


wtf, are you serious? get a fucking grip.

[jrandom]

Was there ANY truth to the lanesplitting race story JR?

No, fortunately not.

I didn't even go that way this morning...

[Coyote]

No, fortunately not.

I didn't even go that way this morning...
Thats a shame. Wouldn't mind geeting riding lessons from that guy

[Paul in NZ]

Damn...

Fell for it hook line and sinker.... :killingme

What a friggin HOOT. Well DONE!

Cheers

[inlinefour]

Good April fool, sorry for giving a fuck :whistle:

[MikeL]

The offer of a pint at Gailbraiths still applies.
I might be the only friend you have left after today...

[MadDuck]

Good on ya JRandom. I read this post at work this morning and couldnt help but laugh...I am sure everyone in the office thought I was going mad!

I had been pre conditioned tho as our local radio station tried to tell everyone there is a dam and power station going in at Warkworth and the town will have to be moved as the streams will overflow and the time is now 9am - oh shite I am running late! :killingme

[James Deuce]

Did anyone see John Campbell's pathetic "Stewart Isalnd Secret US Military Base" story?

I think our man kicked his arse. Looking forward to next year's effort Mr JRandom

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Good April fool, sorry for giving a fuck :whistle:

Go on Credit where credits due. It was good and so were the responses. :niceone:
Giving a fuck is what this group is about. :cool:

[Waylander]

Go on Credit (http://http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=CREDIT) where credit (http://http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=CREDIT)s due. It was good and so were the responses. :niceone:
Giving a fuck is what this group is about. :cool:Yea but now the reprocutions set in cause next time he needs help with somthing peaple are gonna be like "yea right what ever ya dick." hehe

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Did anyone see John Campbell's pathetic "Stewart Isalnd Secret US Military Base" story?

I think our man kicked his arse. Looking forward to next year's effort Mr JRandom
That was great. Didn't take long for him to receive the first emails hahahaha :banana:

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Yea but now the reprocutions set in cause next time he needs help with somthing peaple are gonna be like "yea right what ever ya dick." hehe

Only comes around once a year. I have to admit I took a punt on this and guessed it was a joke. I usually fall for these things. I would have felt bad if it was real but then again I could have accepted I was wrong and then responded appropriately. Look how long the thread is....................... Got people talking...........Got to be good........

[inlinefour]

Go on Credit where credits due. It was good and so were the responses. :niceone:
Giving a fuck is what this group is about. :cool:

My story was not a April fool (feel like one though). However, I'm thinking about knee sliders as I'm now getting the CB right over. I need the Blade :msn-wink:

[Waylander]

Only comes around once a year. I have to admit I took a punt on this and guessed it was a joke. I usually fall for these things. I would have felt bad if it was real but then again I could have accepted I was wrong and then responded appropriately. Look how long the thread is....................... Got people talking...........Got to be good........
Don'tmind me, I'm just grumpy that I fell for it. Not used to being pranked I'm usually the one pulling the pranks. Can remember one year when I made my brother think it was monday instead of saturday and he had to get up for school. Cheesy and old I know but he stayed at school all day wondering why he couldn't get in.

[Gixxer 4 ever]

My story was not a April fool (feel like one though). :msn-wink:
Yep I picked that. The storys and answers that were given are all valid and good discussion comes from them all. Good on you. :niceone:

[aff-man]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!

:killingme

[runs and hides in sandbagged corner, prepares for week-long barrage of rotten tomatoes]

(You know you all love me, you really do...)


Bastard ..... not the april fools thing .... although really funny......... but the honda comment...... i seem to remember a certain incident of a lady hitting the picks and i had a front wheel lock up while going between the cars....... on my VT250F....... so it can be done :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake:

pah honda jokes...... might just have to get myself a suzi or go back to the mighty kwaka

[Skyryder]

If you believe that you are no longer in control then the best thing to do is to regain control. If that means stop riding then so be it.

When I had the Tiger 100 I used to do things that even now gives me heebie jeebies. I got off because sooner or later Lady luck was going to divorce me as she will you if you do not control her. There are other options in life that can be as exciting as riding. It sounds as if you have decided and made the choice. I wish you all the best and remember that one day, like I did, you may come back.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

Well I've been suckered. Should have read all the posts first. Then hell, did not even know it was April fools day today, now goddam it where's that bottle.

Skyryder

[Waylander]

Well I've been suckered. Should have read all the posts first. Then hell, did not even know it was April fools day today, now goddam it where's that bottle.

Skyryder
HAHA!!! Ok ok now I HAVE to give credit to Jrandom for this. Several hours past the revalation that this was an april fools prank someone still falls for it. I'm good but I have NEVER had that happen. Mad respect to ya now Jr..

[Holy Roller]

Did anyone see John Campbell's pathetic "Stewart Isalnd Secret US Military Base" story?



I thought it was well done, only clicked at the end when they mentioned April Fools. No telling what the gubmit will do these days. Though it was a bit hard to believe that Hellen would be jumping into bed with the Americans.

[Lou Girardin]

Did anyone see John Campbell's pathetic "Stewart Isalnd Secret US Military Base" story?

I think our man kicked his arse. Looking forward to next year's effort Mr JRandom

The 'cake as an illustration' didn't give it away?

[Coyote]

Did anyone see John Campbell's pathetic "Stewart Isalnd Secret US Military Base" story?

I think our man kicked his arse. Looking forward to next year's effort Mr JRandom
I hate shows that have april fools crap after lunchtime. Cause isn't that the time april fools supposedly stops?

[Wolf]

I hate shows that have april fools crap after lunchtime. Cause isn't that the time april fools supposedly stops?
Yep. Midday is when it ends. If someone "gets" you after that time, you say: "April Fool's is dead and gone, you're the fool and I am none."

(My misspent youth was spent reading up on superstitions and traditions)

[Waylander]

Yep. Midday is when it ends. If someone "gets" you after that time, you say: "April Fool's is dead and gone, you're the fool and I am none."

(My misspent youth was spent reading up on superstitions and traditions)
I've never heard of that before...

[NordieBoy]

Yep. Midday is when it ends. If someone "gets" you after that time, you say: "April Fool's is dead and gone, you're the fool and I am none."

(My misspent youth was spent reading up on superstitions and traditions)

I thought you were ment to kick im inna nuts - al la Wari. :kick:

[NC]

Yep. Midday is when it ends. If someone "gets" you after that time, you say: "April Fool's is dead and gone, you're the fool and I am none."

(My misspent youth was spent reading up on superstitions and traditions)
Yeha, Like the ole "pinch and a punch for the first of the month"

[pete376403]

returned with "a pinch and a kick, for being so quick"

[inlinefour]

Yea but now the reprocutions set in cause next time he needs help with somthing peaple are gonna be like "yea right what ever ya dick." hehe

If I get asked and I can, I allways help...

[Waylander]

If I get asked and I can, I allways help...Was a piss take mate

[MrMelon]

Yeha, Like the ole "pinch and a punch for the first of the month"
A slap and a kick for being a dick!

[NC]

A slap and a kick for being a dick!
Ok, if you insist :D