It wont start

[NC]

Ah, 'Christmas on a stick' won't start.
I have reconected everything back up, turned the gas back on, put the key in the ignition and the NC30 won't start, I have no idea what-so-ever what it could be.. It wants to start..but nothing... and I can't afford to get it looked at befor next week :(

[crashe]

Ah, 'Christmas on a stick' won't start.
I have reconected everything back up, turned the gas back on, put the key in the ignition and the NC30 won't start, I have no idea what-so-ever what it could be.. It wants to start..but nothing... and I can't afford to get it looked at befor next week :(

But did you turn the key on? :cool:

If all else fails Kick him, abuse him, and then smile sweetly at him... and he will go.....lol.

[Lou Girardin]

Kill switch?

[NC]

But did you turn the key on? :cool:

If all else fails Kick him, abuse him, and then smile sweetly at him... and he will go.....lol.
Heh..

I'm thinking maybe spark plug leads?

[NC]

Kill switch?
Ok, bit I didn't know you're real name was switch.

[Fart]

Maybe you rode him too hard and now he is finished. Try a different position. :lol:

[NC]

Maybe you rode him too hard and now he is finished. Try a different position. :lol:
I don't have a penis, but I'm sure I could borrow one to put up your arse:D

:lol:

[bugjuice]

lmao.. top form there..
may be your NC30 saw your avatar and decided it just couldn't live any more..

you haven't flooded it, spoilt the plugs or anything like that? Take the airfilter off and have a sniff..
Why did you pull it apart anyway?

[NC]

lmao.. top form there..
may be your NC30 saw your avatar and decided it just couldn't live any more..
It's been locked in the garage with all of my other.....errrr cough toys...

It didn't see a thing!

[inlinefour]

Unplugged wires, loose bits etc. If nothing, leave it until next week, unless someone can go around and have a look see?

[NC]

lmao.. top form there..
may be your NC30 saw your avatar and decided it just couldn't live any more..

you haven't flooded it, spoilt the plugs or anything like that? Take the airfilter off and have a sniff..
Why did you pull it apart anyway?
Doin the forks...and painting it.. and cause....um yeah :D

[bugjuice]

Doin the forks...and painting it.. and cause....um yeah :D
doin the forks? isn't that what toys are for..??
how can you go from taking forks off, to not getting it to start?
Check the wiring around the top of the engine then, see if you've caught anything accidently, and around the dash too. Else I think you might have to find someone who knows a little more to actually look at it.. If you want to wheel it up, I don't mind lookin for ya..

[Holy Roller]

Doin the forks... :D

Too many wheelies ay
Best leave then White trash at least he does them on other peoples bikes :shake:

[Hitcher]

Please, please, please. Make that fucking Hasselhoff avatar stop. I give up. Honestly, I do! Just make it stop. Please.

[NC]

Please, please, please. Make that fucking Hasselhoff avatar stop. I give up. Honestly, I do! Just make it stop. Please.
It kinda looks like he has a hardon..

[Lou Girardin]

Ok, bit I didn't know you're real name was switch.
Getting a tad tetchy are we?
Just be thankful you don't have to kickstart it.

[jazbug5]

Old/flat battery?
And, yes.... the Hasselhoff thing is yet another example of your evil genius. You can have your volcanic island now, and the truckload of gold bullion... just for God's sake MAKE IT STOP!!!!
*Picturing NC30 stroking her white pussy, er ...cat...*

[ManDownUnder]

It kinda looks like he has a hardon..

I think it's quite accurate in a symbolic kinda way... he IS a dick

[NC]

Old/flat battery?
And, yes.... the Hasselhoff thing is yet another example of your evil genius. You can have your volcanic island now, and the truckload of gold bullion... just for God's sake MAKE IT STOP!!!!
*Picturing NC30 stroking her white pussy, er ...cat...*
We tried to bump start it, and nothing..

[NC]

I think it's quite accurate in a symbolic kinda way... he IS a dick
No shit...I think he's poo, but I get enjoyment out of seeing people suffer over the hasselhoffs 'man rug'

[ManDownUnder]

No shit...I think he's poo, but I get enjoyment out of seeing people suffer over the hasselhoffs 'man rug'

You poor sick demented girl (you're right though - it's fun to make 'em squirm...)

[avgas]

Heh..

I'm thinking maybe spark plug leads?
yep you need those - pull the sparkys out to see if the spark off the frame while turning the bike over (motor wise - whole bike is messy ;)
check you kill switch doesnt have a loose connection - ask affman he knows all about that :lol:
as for the hasslehoff thing - i think that you have left my mind completely and utterly warped, so to return the favour check out this cool site here (http://www.tubgirl.com)

[Fart]

I don't have a penis, but I'm sure I could borrow one to put up your arse:D

:lol:

Do lesbo call strapon "penis" these days? Yeah, but your girlfriend will get jealous if you do it with me. :lol: :2thumbsup

[NC]

Do lesbo call strapon "penis" these days? Yeah, but your girlfriend will get jealous if you do it with me. :lol: :2thumbsup
He said it's ok, as long as he can join in/watch/ T-bag you.

[Fart]

That avatar is giving me a headache. Pleeeeease make it stop.

[NC]

That avatar is giving me a headache. Pleeeeease make it stop.
Enjoy :D


You know you love it :msn-wink:

[Fart]

Why choose that avatar? FFS !

Do you have penis envy? :confused:

[NC]

Why choose that avatar? FFS !

Do you have penis envy? :confused:
If I wanted a penis I would go cut one off some dude.


Ps: I got the Avatar, because 'The Hasselhoff' is a running joke..

[bugjuice]

can you buy that underwear? it'd be interesting to watch to say the least..

[NC]

can you buy that underwear? it'd be interesting to watch to say the least..
I'm sure you could get that printed on one of your G-strings, buggy :D

[Teflon]

Ah, 'Christmas on a stick' won't start.
I have reconected everything back up, turned the gas back on, put the key in the ignition and the NC30 won't start, I have no idea what-so-ever what it could be.. It wants to start..but nothing... and I can't afford to get it looked at befor next week :(

"Basically Speaking

Internal combustion engines need three things. They must have good-quality fuel, compression and a spark delivered to the compressed fuel/air mix at the appropriate time, or very close to it. Given those three items, an engine will run."

I would check the carbs first. Did you have the tank off for a while?, if so, might take a bit to get going.

[bugjuice]

I'm sure you could get that printed on one of your G-strings, buggy :D
yeah? wicked :2thumbsup
I'll go find a clean pair for ya :Punk:

[FlyingDutchMan]

"Basically Speaking

Internal combustion engines need three things. They must have good-quality fuel, compression and a spark delivered to the compressed fuel/air mix at the appropriate time, or very close to it. Given those three items, an engine will run."

I would check the carbs first. Did you have the tank off for a while?, if so, might take a bit to get going.

I recon you're on the money here. I did a 3 week stint overseas last year and when I came back it refused to start. First thing I did was drain the carbs, and then it started first time.

[Ixion]

I recon you're on the money here. I did a 3 week stint overseas last year and when I came back it refused to start. First thing I did was drain the carbs, and then it started first time.

When an engine sits for a period with fuel in the carb bowls, the more volatile components of the petrol evaporate . This leaves a "thick" petrol in the carb bowl that won't vapourise properly or fire up. Though it usually takes quite a time, weeks at least if not months. Leave it long enough and what you'll have will be a thick sticky gum, which is hell to remove and certainly won't run a bike.

Same thing happens in the tank though on a lesser scale so it's an idea to give that a mix up.

Happens all the time with chainsaws cos they get used, then left for ages. Then won't start. Pull carby, drain tank, clean carby, replace fuel and all good

[WINJA]

MAYBE YOUR BIKE KNOWS GIRLS SHOULDNT RIDE MOTORBIKES, SELL IT AND GET A BOYFRIEND TO DRIVE YOU ROUND

[PSYCHO]

I was unfortunate enough to watch a rerun of "night rider" the other week.(for old times sake)

For some reason it wasn't as cool as I had remembered. :confused:

[thehollowmen]

Cleaning the carbs sounds like a good idea..

Checked all the fuses (with a multimeter or visually?) If they don't blow, those little @@@@@@ roll out when you aren't looking and hide...

Make sure nothing from the loom is touching the frame and shorting out.. (just thinking wide here)

Is it turning over... starter motor going ok?

Check for sparks... you didn't do anything that would screw around with timing did you?

Is it making any sort of noise when you turn it over?

Re-reading that:
Sounds like it wants to go... starter motor and electrics must be fine... carbs sound like the problem, check that you also haven't disconnected your fuel line like someone did recently *blush*

[NC]

MAYBE YOUR BIKE KNOWS GIRLS SHOULDNT RIDE MOTORBIKES, SELL IT AND GET A BOYFRIEND TO DRIVE YOU ROUND
Oh, Miss Winja. Don't be like that. The dude who said that to you is a meany. Cheer up chick :msn-wink:

[NC]

Cleaning the carbs sounds like a good idea..

Checked all the fuses (with a multimeter or visually?) If they don't blow, those little @@@@@@ roll out when you aren't looking and hide...

Make sure nothing from the loom is touching the frame and shorting out.. (just thinking wide here)

Is it turning over... starter motor going ok?

Check for sparks... you didn't do anything that would screw around with timing did you?

Is it making any sort of noise when you turn it over?

Re-reading that:
Sounds like it wants to go... starter motor and electrics must be fine... carbs sound like the problem, check that you also haven't disconnected your fuel line like someone did recently *blush*
Ok, how do you clean the carbs out?

It's turning over sweet as.

Didn't screw with the timing.

Can smelll the fuel going in..

[Teflon]

Ok, how do you clean the carbs out?

It's turning over sweet as.

Didn't screw with the timing.

Can smelll the fuel going in..

"Loosen the float-bowl drain screw and allow some of the fuel to run out. If possible, catch it in a small container. If there is water in the fuel, it will appear as globules. If water or lots of dirt is evident, drain the float bowls completely and allow them to refill before trying to start the bike."

[Slipstream]

MAYBE YOUR BIKE KNOWS GIRLS SHOULDNT RIDE MOTORBIKES, SELL IT AND GET A BOYFRIEND TO DRIVE YOU ROUND

Is that what you did?

[thehollowmen]

Ok, how do you clean the carbs out?
It's turning over sweet as.
Didn't screw with the timing.
Can smelll the fuel going in..


I'm no expert, I'm just going what I've seen on the family's bikes and only am just getting the confidance to work and diagnose my bike's problems

THIS WEBSITE (http://www.dansmc.com/carbs.htm) is a damn good help. And you almost *need* your shop manual / owners manual.

Be careful with those rubber diaphrams... they cost more than your bike.

[NC]

I'm no expert, I'm just going what I've seen on the family's bikes and only am just getting the confidance to work and diagnose my bike's problems

THIS WEBSITE (http://www.dansmc.com/carbs.htm) is a damn good help. And you almost *need* your shop manual / owners manual.

Be careful with those rubber diaphrams... they cost more than your bike.
Yeah, I have a manual:)

[Pixie]

I think it's quite accurate in a symbolic kinda way... he IS a dick
...this cross eyed bear,you gave me.....Alanis Morrissette

[NC]

I would just like to thank GROOMER for coming over and fiixing the NC..
Yeah It was the carbs, needed to be drained. :) And the lead to the spark plug is poo..Hehe

Thanks dude:)

And thanks for all the advice from you other guys :D

[GROOMER]

:whistle:

Are there any carbs with harder to get to drain plugs than those? :)