Why am I such a prick?

[Paul in NZ]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

[98tls]

Err can you give us a clue?What you do?This time.

[Cajun]

your just a bastard

a good bastard tho

chin up paul,

[short-circuit]

check your rep to find out

[Deano]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

Ah Paul - you're over analysing stuff mate. I often wonder if I am a prick. Maybe I am sometimes. But then again, who knows.

Just cause I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me eh.

[Disco Dan]

Sounds like your trying too hard...

Be a bastard most of the time.. then when you are nice people really appreciate it and thank you for it.

Be nice most of the time and then when you are a bastard your thought of as one that just puts on a 'front' of a nice guy.

[Stirts]

No....maybe more like ......

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:dodge: Sorry, just liked the clip really. Don't know you to comment if you really are a bastard.

[FJRider]

Life can't be that bad, obviously not on at least four peoples ignore list .... lol

[FROSTY]

Paul--If YOU are a prick then honestly there is no hope for mankind.

[eelracing]

Chicks dig bastards.

[geestring]

hay paul in nz, you cant be any worse than lord flasher..... dont worrie what anyone thinks of you its not your problem. be your self and enjoy.

[Skyryder]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!


The difference being, Blackadder ‘is’ a bastard.

It is the ‘intent’ of our actions that define who we are, not how they are interpreted by others.


Skyryder

[AllanB]

Mate, this is the Internet.

At least on this forum you get the chance to type in a comment and proof read it BEFORE posting it (I am pretty sure many are not aware of this option). Thus you get to edit your own bastardness (new word) before it's public viewing.

So from now on I expect all of your posts to be sweet, rose-scented comments without any hint of bastard whatsoever.

Out of KB you may continue to be a utter bastard if you desire :laugh:

[Boob Johnson]

Only a prick would start such a thread




:laugh:

[AllanB]

Maybe the title was a typo?

Surely it could have read:

Why do I have such a big prick?

[short-circuit]

Maybe the title was a typo?

Surely it could have read:

Why do I have such a big prick?

The honda rider knows this first hand (as he swipes the spittle and smegma off his face and contemplates the cause of his jaw ache)

[Paul in NZ]

Nah - for some reason - somedays you just seem to end up being an arsehole depite your best intentions.... Maybe there is a course or NCEA credit I could work towards??

Maybe its just that I'm getting older and less tolerant / more impatient.. (sigh)... Ironically, no one wants to be a prick (surely) and yet somehow, its where we end up? Maybe I should just give into the dark side of the force...

[short-circuit]

Ironically, no one wants to be a prick (surely) .

Speak for yourself girlfriend

[PrincessBandit]

Well, if you're going by red rep alone, then you're only 1 ahead of me!! (and I don't have a prick, nor am I one).

If however you are talking about life in general then I certainly have found that the older I've gotten the less shit I take, and I have waaaaay less time for trivial meaningless stuff in my life. Oh except for living in an internet world of motorcyclists... :msn-wink::hug:

[Fatjim]

Guys, the question is "why" not "if"

Back on topic please

[Drew]

It's OK Paul. I've recently been told by an ex, that I'm a liar and a crook.

I cannot deny having told a few porkies, (for whatever reason, a lie is still a lie), but I have yet to figure out how I'm a crook.

[Fatjim]

Whether looks good for a ride tomorrow

[Crasherfromwayback]

It's OK Paul. I've recently been told by an ex, that I'm a liar and a crook.

.

That's odd...all my ex's think I'm great! Now that I'm an ex that is!

:-)

[Nagash]

It's OK Paul. I've recently been told by an ex, that I'm a liar and a crook.


My girlfriend tells me daily how much of an arsehole I am,

Can't win on these things I reckon.

So I'm just going with the flow

[Cheshire Cat]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

I know what you mean!!!

You're not the prick. everybody else is<_<

[Kickaha]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

You're certainly not an utter bastard,all round top bloke would be how I would rate you:2thumbsup

[PrincessBandit]

Guys, the question is "why" not "if"

Back on topic please

I like "if's", and quite frankly it can help with determining the "why". Go for your ride, you'll feel much better.

[roadracingoldfart]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!



Look here asshole , i am the resident Prick , Mongrol etc in the Kapiti district . I took the crown off Gazza so im going to fight you to keep it all mine ill have you know.

[Clivoris]

Look here asshole , i am the resident Prick , Mongrol etc in the Kapiti district . I took the crown off Gazza so im going to fight you to keep it all mine ill have you know.

:laugh:Bwahahaha. It's true. He's not a very big prick but he's more twisted than most. Gets my vote:love:

[roadracingoldfart]

:laugh:Bwahahaha. It's true. He's not a very big prick but he's more twisted than most. Gets my vote:love:


I have been vindicated by a health professional , now i feel complete .

[cowpoos]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!
I was hoping this thread was about Dangerousbastard...

dam it paul!! got my hopes up for a good lingual shit fight!!

[Max Preload]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

If you were really a prick, you wouldn't be worried about it. I know it doesn't worry me!

[Paul in NZ]

If you were really a prick, you wouldn't be worried about it. I know it doesn't worry me!

Actually - thats a really good point... Thanks.

[Fatjim]

Ok Paul, enough. What did you do.

[Paul in NZ]

Ok Paul, enough. What did you do.

I'm a prick - not a blabber mouth....:innocent:

[Drew]

I'm a prick - not a blabber mouth....:innocent:

Lets try a different tac then. Was it a guy or a girl that called you a prick?

[merv]

What's up are you going to give your Triumph away or something? You'd only be a prick if you don't give it to me.

[Oscar]

As a Compete & Utter Bastard of the highest order (it's true, ask anyone), I am here to say you ain't a prick.

[Paul in NZ]

Lets try a different tac then. Was it a guy or a girl that called you a prick?

No sayin' nuttin....

[AllanB]

No sayin' nuttin....

Well in that case we'll just start a good old fashioned KB rumour :sunny:


It was in fact a rather well stacked transvestite.
Unfortunately due to the amount of alcohol consumed, he failed to notice her insistence of doing it doggy style all night long, and only discovered the truth when 'she' spooned him in the morning.:love:

The consequent awareness and verbal abuse resulted in said 'girl' calling you a prick.

Am I close?

[Max Preload]

It was in fact a rather well stacked transvestite.
Unfortunately due to the amount of alcohol consumed, he failed to notice her insistence of doing it doggy style all night long, and only discovered the truth when 'she' spooned him in the morning.:love:

The consequent awareness and verbal abuse resulted in said 'girl' calling you a prick.

That's what I heard too. I think we have a concensus! :done:

[Fatjim]

Paul, we've counselled you before about the trannies! Its just not worth it!

[crazyhorse]

These rumours are gonna get worse - tell us why you think you're a prick??? You asked us for our opinion, but we need more to go on.....:done:

[crazyhorse]

These rumours are gonna get worse - tell us why you think you're a prick??? You asked us for our opinion, but we need more to go on.....:done:

..... However, the rumour has got style LOL

[Nasty]

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

Sorry, but you are not a prick ... and not really an utter bastard - not even!!! :love::love::love:

[Paul in NZ]

Well in that case we'll just start a good old fashioned KB rumour :sunny:


It was in fact a rather well stacked transvestite.
Unfortunately due to the amount of alcohol consumed, he failed to notice her insistence of doing it doggy style all night long, and only discovered the truth when 'she' spooned him in the morning.:love:

The consequent awareness and verbal abuse resulted in said 'girl' calling you a prick.

Am I close?

damn - now I have to tell one of (just 1) of my true trannie yarns...

I was working in KL and for a few weeks was pulling night shifts, getting home maybe 4am. The doorman at the hotel in the middle of the entertainment district we were at used to look out for me as there were a few dodgy folks about (don't look down that alleyway Mr paul - there are some VERY bad sorts down there - saluting like I was the last member of the Raj out of India - mad)

Anywho - I was head down bum up hoofing it from the bus (NEVER catch a 4am bus in asia) to the hotel when the biggest tranny it the world flounced out of 'the alley' and i ran smack into the valley of death - I mean i was ears deep in her sequined breasts... fark - I tells ya, I had been away from the company of women for a looong time but when I looked up (I'm 6') into her adams apple and sprouting 5 o'clock shaddow my personality when from helllloooo welcome to the pleasure domes to OH FUCK in about a milli second...

I was saved by the gallant doorman shouting yoohoo Mr Paul.... Embarassing but safe I scampered away - my mother was calling...

[roadracingoldfart]

Well in that case we'll just start a good old fashioned KB rumour :sunny:


It was in fact a rather well stacked transvestite.
Unfortunately due to the amount of alcohol consumed, he failed to notice her insistence of doing it doggy style all night long, and only discovered the truth when 'she' spooned him in the morning.:love:

The consequent awareness and verbal abuse resulted in said 'girl' calling you a prick.

Am I close?


FFS was my Dad visiting Paul ?????