Caption contest -- knock yourselves out!

[Hitcher]

Rep points for the best efforts!

[Judge's opinion is final. Correspondence will be entered into. Please PM for details of my Cayman Islands' bank account]

[Fart]

Another 5 years on the dole, I can afford a gn125. In the meantime, I will have to practice with what I got. :lol:

[Lou Girardin]

Valetinos talent was obvious from a tender age

[bugjuice]

andghoastrideriscomingintothelead,helooksaroundand isedginginfront *brrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm* goingheadtoheadwithhisarchnemisis *braaaabrrrrrrrrrrrbaaaaaaaaaaa* hespullingahead,thecrowdarecheeringandontheirfeet *BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* hesgoingforit,abikelengthahead,andghoastriiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiderwinssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbrrummmbrummmmm......

maybe..

[Quasievil]

(WHITETRASH SAYS) I WILL BE THE ROSSI OF THE SANDPIT, I WILL !!! NOW HOW DO I WHEELSTAND THIS THING

[bugjuice]

*or*

'See Thomas, this is how daddy gets his knee down. You try..'

[bugjuice]

(WHITETRASH SAYS) I WILL BE THE ROSSI OF THE SANDPIT, I WILL !!! NOW HOW DO I WHEELSTAND THIS THING
pull back?

[NC]

I'm sure someone's being riding my panda

[Waylander]

"Wonder what kind of Horsepower this thin has...."

[Racey Rider]

Hitcher: Wonder if I could trade "The Thing" in on this???

[Wolf]

"Eaaaaasy, now... last week I binned on this very corner..."

[**R1**]

Who said P was bad.

[NC]

"Wonder what kind of Horsepower this thin has...."
It's a panda

[Waylander]

It's a panda
Do I really need to explain the craziness of wearing full racing tac on one of those things for you to understand my joke?

[NC]

Do I really need to explain the craziness of wearing full racing tac on one of those things for you to understand my joke?
Do I look like I need things explained to me about being crazy?

[Waylander]

Do I look like I need things explained to me about being crazy?
Touché

Blablidibla your messege is too short....

[Slipstream]

All saftey precautions were used in the testing of the spring panda.

[Slipstream]

I'm being hypnotised by David Hasslehoff's groin. He's telling me to put on a red swimsuit and start running on a beach.....

[ManDownUnder]

Before taking a shortcut througb any preschool environment it's best to practice your filtering in a less built up area

...professional rider filmed on a controlled playground. Do not try this at home.

[Holy Roller]

Just get this technique right and I'll be ready for the real thing...

[inlinefour]

Rep points for the best efforts!

[Judge's opinion is final. Correspondence will be entered into. Please PM for details of my Cayman Islands' bank account]

Damn!!! How did he get out of the ward again and WHAT is he doing with my gear on??? :angry2:

[flyin]

New OSH safety regulations for playgrounds to be implemented soon.......

[StoneChucker]

It was around this time, that Jimmy realised he WAS that creepy old guy that hung around playgrounds, reminiscing his mispent youth...

[Jonty]

"Honda's new suspension package allows even newbie riders the opportunity to get their knee down"

[spudchucka]

Bring bring bring ding dinginging da da da bring ringing ringing bum bum bum brrum brrumm bang Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

(as in the old insanity test)

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/

[pyrocam]

Just cos Im a girl John* doesnt mean you can make me do this



*John Wright Motorcycle Basic Handling Skills tester out wiri way
and this thread
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9969&highlight=john+wright

[Krayy]

His name was Hitcher...and he rode the fastest Panda in the West!

[bugjuice]

That's all very well, but I have a feeling the last time rep points were proffered, none were forthcoming...
yeah, just wondering when and who it'll be announced..

[Lou Girardin]

Sand on the circuit is expected to be an even bigger problem at Losail this year.

[Hitcher]

yeah, just wondering when and who it'll be announced..
Patience, Grasshopper.

[Waylander]

Just some Ideas

[ManDownUnder]

I'm being hypnotised by David Hasslehoff's groin. He's telling me to put on a red swimsuit and start running on a beach.....

Yeah well... us guys gotta put up with that pair of pillows a la wikd one...

It seems a fair swap to me

[Lucyloo]

I'll "Panda" to your every whim.......even if it means having to get my knee down. ;-)

[Waylander]

Yeah well... us guys gotta put up with that pair of pillows a la wikd one...

It seems a fair swap to me
Don't forget Biff's signiture...

[ManDownUnder]

Don't forget Biff's signiture...

yes... well... *ahem*

[Madmax]

bet this dam panda didnt see this coming

[Groins_NZ]

"Fricken Panda spring has way too much tenision on it damn it! Maybe the green rabbit would better suit today's riding conditions.... hhmmmmmm ".

[Waylander]

And the winner and recipiant of hitcher's rep is...

[vifferman]

"Help, Mummy - I've slipped and I can't get back on! Mummy?!?"

[Wolf]

And the winner and recipiant of hitcher's rep is...
Crap! There's no way Clarkson could handle that!

[Krusti]

How the hell the am I spose to take a crap with these bloody leathers and not fall off!

[Waylander]

Crap! There's no way Clarkson could handle that!
hmm let me try it again. Hows this?

[bugjuice]

Patience, Grasshopper.
lol.. *boing*

[Wolf]

hmm let me try it again. Hows this?
Certainly more believeable - all except the bit about Clarkson growing enough nuts to try any kinda bike...

[bugjuice]

hmm let me try it again. Hows this?
you kiddin? JC would never fit into that 'rubber' suit.. the fat bugger..

[Waylander]

Certainly more believeable - all except the bit about Clarkson growing enough nuts to try any kinda bike...
Never said anything about him growin nuts for it:lol:

[chickenfunkstar]

"Jimmy had hit a new low after becoming the latest victim of the government's 'Confiscated bike club'"

[ManDownUnder]

He was a boy racer till his bike was confiscated - now he's just the boy...

[Waylander]

Return prank on Jrandom. He thinks that's a real bike after selling his.

[Wolf]

Then there's this possibilty...

[Waylander]

The baby in the background is thinkin "Damn that looks like fun!!"


Oh and then there is this...

[Teflon]

Rep points for the best efforts!

[Judge's opinion is final. Correspondence will be entered into. Please PM for details of my Cayman Islands' bank account]

Hitcher on LSD.

[Wolf]

The baby in the background is thinkin "Damn that looks like fun!!"
Mum in the background is saying "No, you can't have a go on it until you have proper safety gear."

[pyrocam]

Yeah well... us guys gotta put up with that pair of pillows a la wikd one...

It seems a fair swap to me

With the new hasselhoff avatar, every thread has the opportunity to get derailed as long as it appears. I think its mentioned in nearly all the threads that nc30_chick posts in!

I counter you avatar nc30_chick
Booyaa!

[Waylander]

Mum in the background is saying "No, you can't have a go on it until you have proper safety gear."
Kid on the bicicle in the far background is thinking, "and I though I looked silly riding with a bicycle helmet..."


(EDIT) And later on Hitcher is gonna come on and say april fools no one gets the rep...

[bugjuice]

With the new hasselhoff avatar, every thread has the opportunity to get derailed as long as it appears. I think its mentioned in nearly all the threads that nc30_chick posts in!

I counter you avatar nc30_chick
Booyaa!
you really need it shooting into Ac's nipple at least, to counter NCs one.. Last thing I want is hassle's crotch goin for it, but I could watch a nipple all day.. :love:

[NordieBoy]

One day they'll let me ride the off-road turtle and then I'll show them :angry2:

Let's see Rossi get past me now - fcuker :shake:

[Wolf]

Kid on the bicicle in the far background is thinking, "and I though I looked silly riding with a bicycle helmet..."
Kid climbing up the slide is muttering "Push me off the panda, huh, you twat! I'll just play on the slide instead!"

[Waylander]

Kid climbing up the slide is muttering "Push me off the panda, huh, you twat! I'll just play on the slide instead!"
Also checkin out the chicks on the rope ladder.

[Hooks]

After years of trying to increase the Panda population the problem was identifed ...

Or

I'm gaining, I'm gaining .... just one more corner .... but it's so hard to get traction in the sand .....

[pyrocam]

you really need it shooting into Ac's nipple at least, to counter NCs one.. Last thing I want is hassle's crotch goin for it, but I could watch a nipple all day.. :love:

Its hard cos id rather not use a fake porn.

and have to tick the 'R rated image' box

here is some attempts including a special High quality one!

[**R1**]

I did like your title said and tried "knocking myself out" :brick: :brick:

but i have so far failed, i think i need to try that panda

[MSTRS]

More work needed, Grasshopper. Weight on *outside* foot.

[Racey Rider]

I'm being hypnotised by David Hasslehoff's groin. He's telling me to put on a red swimsuit and start running on a beach.....
I think you'll find he's saying, "Take a red swimsuit OFF and start running on a beach"!
:msn-wink:

[Racey Rider]

43b. must ride only on sand.
57a. Machine must be firmly attached to the ground at all times.
61e. Panda power only for first six months.


WT - "Dam my insurance clauses are tuff these days"! :brick:

[Paul in NZ]

Given time and training, PC Smith was confident that he would soon be put on the Panda car squad.

[peterjdaly]

Probationary Constable Dave dreams of his future in the elite Metropolitan Motorcycle Squad. He will soon regret having listened to only half the lecture on Panda cars........

[Biff]

Biff finally finds a machine he can't crash or hurt himself on.

[NC]

With the new hasselhoff avatar, every thread has the opportunity to get derailed as long as it appears. I think its mentioned in nearly all the threads that nc30_chick posts in!

I counter you avatar nc30_chick
Booyaa!
Nope....

The thing is, you have to look at Davids 'man package' and you don't really get to perv at Anna's titties...


I win....again

[Waylander]

So either this thread WAS an april fools joke or Hitcher has already given out the rep or has no intention of doing so. Any thoughts peaple? would like to know if the contest is over already so I can stop trying to be funny.:msn-wink:

[NC]

So either this thread WAS an april fools joke or Hitcher has already given out the rep or has no intention of doing so. Any thoughts peaple? would like to know if the contest is over already so I can stop trying to be funny.:msn-wink:
What is peaple?

[Waylander]

What is peaple?Product of an american education. Thats how I was tought to spell peaple, or people as you spell it down here, and have yet to break myself of the habit.

[Skyryder]

Mummy mummy why is no one looking??

Skyryder

[madboy]

Mr Rossi Snr knew being a positive role model was essential to young Valentino's early childhood development

[SPORK]

Product of an american education. Thats how I was tought to spell peaple, or people as you spell it down here, and have yet to break myself of the habit.
Holy crap? Really? You're not just making an excuse for poor spelling?!

Ready the shotguns, ma!

[Rainbow Wizard]

There's nothin' beats riding the tight 'n' twisties in springtime.

[Racey Rider]

If I can Just, Get, This knee down,,,
It'll be Rep point City baby!

[Racey Rider]

Woman - Daddy says he's gotta get 5 more laps in!

You'll just have to cross your legs Jimmy junior.

[Racey Rider]

Racey Rider - I know it's race day, and I should be out there doing pratice laps,,,, But think of the Money I'm saving!!
Wa hoo! Daddy il Eat today!!

[Racey Rider]

... would like to know if the contest is over already

Are you new at this or something?!
Everyone knows this type of contest is always over as soon as I've put my first post in!!

I'm sorry.
It's just a gift.

I'm sure your good at other things.

[John]

Young Ghost Rider realised he was different from the other small malaysians, when he found pleasure dressing in black leathers and getting his knee down... on pandas.


Insider reports speculate that young v.rossie can be seen in the background - ON FOUR WHEELS!

[betti]

after his horrific rear tyre explodin incident shinya napanda eases himself back into racin :msn-wink:

[Slingshot]

OK...here goes...

"While out on bail, Michael Jackson was snapped by the paparazzi trying to lure innocent children."

[Slingshot]

Or...

"and somewhere in the distance, a dog barked"

[Timber020]

"Timber made his choice, his other option was a harley."

[pyrocam]

Nope....

The thing is, you have to look at Davids 'man package' and you don't really get to perv at Anna's titties...


I win....again

one word crapxor

then I will find some horribly done anna's head on random porn titties and redo it.


Ill give you rep points to change it?

[NordieBoy]

Hmmm, the spring rate seems a little soft.

[StoneChucker]

Woh teh fkuc wno?

[Hitcher]

Well done all who participated in this contest.

Highly commendeds go to:
Quasievil (#5)
Slipstream (#17)
Man Down Under (#19)
Wolf (#50 and #53)
Paul in NZ (#66)
RaceyRider (#78)

And the winner...

Is...

Drum roll please...

Spudchucka for #25.

Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys.

[SPORK]

Well done all who participated in this contest.

Highly commendeds go to:
Quasievil (#5)
Slipstream (#17)
Man Down Under (#19)
Wolf (#50 and #53)
Paul in NZ (#66)
RaceyRider (#78)

And the winner...

Is...

Drum roll please...

Spudchucka for #25.

Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys.
What!? I hated that "test"! Made me sick to my jaded stomache. Oh well, it's your decision...

I take it you didn't get my bribe then?

[spudchucka]

:banana: :2thumbsup :banana: :2thumbsup :banana: :2thumbsup

[Big Dog]

Qustions have been raised, Have the New Zealand police gone too far in cutting back on Bike training?