Who am I?

[Mom]

Well you know something, there will be a reasonable number of you that have met me. Of course there will be the ones that have met someone that has met me. Then some of you will have seen my face in pics on here. Heaven help me, some of you may even have formed an opinion about me from reading my posts, without even having met me. I am not anonymous, I am Mom.

There is a point to this thread, I am just getting to it. This is not about me, or who I am, this is about the small community that is KB.

This forum is different from the usual sort of forum. We are a social networking site, with a very specific focus, the lean here is certainly towards motorcycles, please take your car (cage :puke:) talk elsewhere. We are an eclectic bunch of individuals who love motorbikes of all shapes and sizes. Bikes R Us if you like.

KB differs from any other internet forum in as much as we are not annonymous here, we know each other. We may not have met personally but chances are we will one day. I think some will be surprised how small our KB is.

What we say and how we interact here will come back and bite us if we are not careful. Some of us dont care, but others do.

I guess the point of this dribble is a word of warning to those that think they can hide behind the keyboard of smart arse and abuse on here. Have a laugh by all means, tease the snot out of others, do your worst. Always remember though, you are likely to meet the person you have been giving shit too, in person when you least expect it.

[boomer]

im due a whoppa of a hiding :wari:

[Mom]

im due a whoppa of a hiding :wari:

Nah, you are fine by me lovely :love:

I guess I am not being clear here, if you say something on here, be prepared to back it up in person because some day, someone will call you out on it face to face.

Luckily I am Mom on here and Mom in person, dont like what I have to say I am happy to talk to it face to face :yes:

[boomer]

Nah, you are fine by me lovely :love:

I guess I am not being clear here, if you say something on here, be prepared to back it up in person because some day, someone will call you out on it face to face.

Luckily I am Mom on here and Mom in person, dont like what I have to say I am happy to talk to it face to face :yes:

no.. you're being clear alright; im glad im in your good books but all those southerners with webbed feet and toes ive abused will be mighty angry if they ever get the opportunity to travel north ( unlikely being the penniless hicks they are )

[CookMySock]

Never say anything you are not prepared to eat.

Steve

[SixPackBack]

Never say anything you are not prepared to eat.

Steve

*Stick to snow cones son*

[Mental Trousers]

... eclectic ...

Holy crap someone on KB that can spell!!!


im due a whoppa of a hiding :wari:

I'm sure once they get to know the real you they'll .... really beat the crap out of you. Ignore me!!! :love:

[SARGE]

What we say and how we interact here will come back and bite us if we are not careful. Some of us dont care, but others do.
Always remember though, you are likely to meet the person you have been giving shit too, in person when you least expect it.

yea...quite looking forward to a few actually :bash:

[Bren]

no.. you're being clear alright; im glad im in your good books but all those southerners with webbed feet and toes ive abused will be mighty angry if they ever get the opportunity to travel north ( unlikely being the penniless hicks they are ) er

Fer fecks sake man. whats all this dissing of us southerners....and as ya may or may not know some of us southerners can actually occasionally pop up norf (as much as we hate it). Mom can attest to that as I saw her and Mark not even 4 months back...I may be poor, but not penniless and a hick is a bit different to them run of the mill Rednecks...Boomer, would love to see you down souf, sure we can find a lynch mob to chase ya back up norf....no really man, come down so we can share a few speights...then a lynching:2guns: :laugh:

[_STAIN_]

I think you mean the same for the fuckers that manage this site, storing this dis.

The wankers and the sheep on here that flock to the shit slinging match.
Note : All you say is held in here "for ever" and appears in google searches.

If you had a traffic / criminal conviction, bankrupt etc you do your term and it is "gone"
But Not on here, the GODS feel you need to be plastered "FOR EVER"

yip one day...

mods do your best

[Hitcher]

One wonders who one is.

[AllanB]

One wonders who one is.

Maybe an evening of self exploration will help there!!!!!:love: Lock the doors and light the candles.

Quasi can do a good deal on massage oil I hear! :sunny:

What do they say, "if you can't love yourself how can you truly love another"

Must have been a Honda rider.:shutup:

I used to frequent a USA Kawasaki site (when I had my old Kwaka) and there was a slagging match that ended up with the State Troopers being notified and one of the parties 'questioned'. Some crap like 'I'll shoot ya mummy boy" or the likes if I recall. All taken very seriously.
Just a walk in the flower garden compared to some of the bitch-slapping on KB.

Group hug to all.


PS - Mom - although never meeting you, I have indeed a mental picture of you. Don't worry - it's all good (well unless you are worried about that third nipple......) :innocent:

[TerminalAddict]

One wonders who one is.
given the recent radio hype, one might even say:
who made who?

[James Deuce]

One wonders who one is.

You're the one who is mammothly disappointed with last night's oval ball sports performances.

[FROSTY]

Yea waddevva mom--Now get yer arse down here and help us cook these sausages :innocent:

[carver]

I am really the wanker i seem to be on here

[Grahameeboy]

I am really the wanker i seem to be on here

We know that................

[Grahameeboy]

I HATE MOM.......:2guns:

[yungatart]

I HATE MOM.......:2guns:

That's okay!....cos everyone else hates you:innocent:

I hear what you are saying, Mom. Some years ago our family was in an online war with a couple of the nastiest blokes on KB! Met them both at a party...absolute charmers in person...couldn't do enough for you!
We have remained friends with both of them, thank goodness...cos they were awful to have as enemies.

[SixPackBack]

That's okay!....cos everyone else hates you:innocent:

I hear what you are saying, Mom. Some years ago our family was in an online war with a couple of the nastiest blokes on KB! Met them both at a party...absolute charmers in person...couldn't do enough for you!
We have remained friends with both of them, thank goodness...cos they were awful to have as enemies.

HAHAHAHA.............No idea who you are talking about:innocent:
I suspect the biggest shit stirrers on KB have difficulty relating to the 'E-medium' as 'real'.................I know I do [not that I shir stir or nofink:mellow:]

[Cheshire Cat]

I am really the wanker i seem to be on here

+1 :shutup:

[Taz]

I never leave my cave.......

[yungatart]

HAHAHAHA.............No idea who you are talking about:innocent:
I suspect the biggest shit stirrers on KB have difficulty relating to the 'E-medium' as 'real'.................I know I do [not that I shir stir or nofink:mellow:]





Of course you don't! I did not name names.....wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of those blokes again!:shit:

[Leyton]

I met you Mom breifly, And Survived. I guess I pass LOL :), Surely will meet you again! Those roads were awsum up towards Bombay, even in the wet!

[nodrog]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C7UBy9vUtFQ/SFJyNKJQwLI/AAAAAAAABGQ/-g6J5MaQR9U/s400/guess+who+game+red.jpg

[Leyton]

HAHHAHAHAhAA ROFLACOPTER!!!

[portokiwi]

:jerry: Who is this mom????
Never seen her before:jerry:
Allmost got her bike though:drool::lol:
Good on you mom. Miss you and the ugly one as well.

[Okey Dokey]

You mean posts on the internet come from real people?!? Alert the media!!!

[oldrider]

One wonders who one is.

It takes one to know one! :shifty:

[crazyhorse]

we are the people our Parents warned us about :bleh:

[Dooly]

I've met heaps off here, either at trackdays, or around the place and there really is'nt anyone I can say I think is a fuckwit or I want to bash, so far.
We are such a happy family are'nt we.:msn-wink:

Nice to meet you Mom, and Maha a while back at the pissup at Janet/Johns.

[ready4whatever]

suprizing how small KB is. someone local messages me, the next day i see their bike hoon past. id wave but in my cage they wouldnt recognize me