So, are bikers lazy, dirty and unintelligent?

[Fatt Max]

Big question I know but I have read a magazine article that a mate from the UK sent over about American biker gangs.

In the article it says that 'bikers are generally lazy, dirty and unintelligent'.

Now, dont know about yous fellas but I have never met a lazy and unintelligent biker, I know a few dirty ones though.

Have any of you lovely people met a biker that fits that most US of A sterotypical description?

[Big Dave]

Could you explain what all that means please?

[Fatt Max]

Yeah, just wanted to know if anyone out there knows a biker who is lazy, dirty and unintelligent. This particular article pretty much states that anyone who rides a bike is:

(a) a biker, and
(b) Lazy, dirty and unintelligent.

Lets face it, we must keep up with the Americans if we are going to get anywhere in this life, eh....:sick:

[Bren]

hmmm, let me think...

I am on a benifit at the moment, so I guess I am lazy...

My fingernails have got oil under them...so I guess I am dirty...

My highest edukashin was form 5 so I guess I am unintelligent...

I guess I fit the bill!

[Her_C4]

hmmm, let me think...

I am on a benifit at the moment, so I guess I am lazy...

My fingernails have got oil under them...so I guess I am dirty...

My highest edukashin was form 5 so I guess I am unintelligent...

I guess I fit the bill!

Yes ok - but are you a current rider of bikes?:wari:

[ajturbo]

In the article it says that 'bikers are generally lazy, dirty and unintelligent'.



duh.... yeah?

[Molly]

I'd be lazy if I didn't have a big mortgage and a family to support.

I'd be dirty if my wife didn't keep washing my clothes.

As for unintelligent? Probably. I spent five years in Uni. and wasted it by becoming a teacher instead of the world famous rock guitarist that I'd always wanted to be.... :-(

[Fatt Max]

As for unintelligent? Probably. I spent five years in Uni. and wasted it by becoming a teacher instead of the world famous rock guitarist that I'd always wanted to be.... :-(

Never give up the dream bro...

I'm writing and recording again after a 10 year lay off, there is always music to play...and guitars go great with piss and bikes, eh.....:Punk:

[NighthawkNZ]

In the article it says that 'bikers are generally lazy, dirty and unintelligent'.


ummm have you been on KB? :blink:

[Big Dave]

I still don't get it.

[Molly]

Never give up the dream bro...

I'm writing and recording again after a 10 year lay off, there is always music to play...and guitars go great with piss and bikes, eh.....:Punk:

Agreed. This is yours truly givin' it bifters on a '76 Les Paul Pro Deluxe (first bit's a bit boring though).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4544934951457506352

And back in the day.... <a href="http://s677.photobucket.com/albums/vv137/brianmolyneux/?action=view&current=Molly.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv137/brianmolyneux/Molly.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Christ... :-(

[AD345]

Agreed. This is yours truly givin' it bifters on a '76 Les Paul Pro Deluxe (first bit's a bit boring though).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4544934951457506352

Nice work man!

[Molly]

Cheers. Hadn't watched that in a while. Think it's time to unpack the guitars again.

Nothing beats the smell of a warm Marshall...

[Fatt Max]

Agreed. This is yours truly givin' it bifters on a '76 Les Paul Pro Deluxe (first bit's a bit boring though).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4544934951457506352

Christ... :-(

Good shit mate, love it....

[Swoop]

Yeah, just wanted to know if anyone out there knows a biker who is lazy, dirty and unintelligent.
I believe a certain young Auckland biker fits the description...:shutup:

[peasea]

Cheers. Hadn't watched that in a while. Think it's time to unpack the guitars again.

Nothing beats the smell of a warm Marshall...

Eeeww! Bad vision.

[MadDuck]

I still don't get it.

Seems they dont either

[Big Dave]

Seems they dont either

*Burp* Get what?

[Big Dave]

Eeeww! Bad vision.

We already know what you have filled your SOB hand with too.

[DMNTD]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4544934951457506352

Very nice mate

[nosebleed]

DMNTD: LOL love the avatar

Max: Soz mate, what was the question?

[Fatt Max]

DMNTD: LOL love the avatar

Max: Soz mate, what was the question?

Do you know any bikers who are all of the following:
(a) Lazy,
(b) Dirty, and
(c) Unintelligent.

I wanted to see how many kiwi bikers match the American description of a biker

(Thinks, hang on, is this what bikers think of Americans.....)

[Mom]

Do you know any bikers who are all of the following:
(a) Lazy,
(b) Dirty, and
(c) Unintelligent.

I wanted to see how many kiwi bikers match the American description of a biker

(Thinks, hang on, is this what bikers think of Americans.....)

Hmmmmm, I am sorry I dont fit that bill. I have been doing a bit of research on bikers recently, seems we are not all what we should be :yes:

[peasea]

Hmmmmm, I am sorry I dont fit that bill. I have been doing a bit of research on bikers recently, seems we are not all what we should be :yes:

And, what, pray tell, SHOULD we be?

[Mom]

And, what, pray tell, SHOULD we be?

:rofl: You tell me then we will both know.

[peasea]

:rofl: You tell me then we will both know.

Well, I for one consider myself to be a Conservative Understanding Nineties Type. But only in public.

[yungatart]

That would explain why I am not a very good rider then...seems I need to change some habits and start acting stoopid...then I might be a proper biker!!

[Fatt Max]

Blimey, this thread looks like some canned worms could be liberated any minute....oh I say...

[SPman]

"lazy, dirty and unintelligent"

Nah - I thought they're just a bunch of sad old gits, Richie, ......sad.....old.....gits!