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Crazy Steve
3rd August 2009, 12:00
After some time looking at the pros and cons of Motorcycle ownership...

I have decieded to give up....

They are to expensive.

To dangerous.

To useless.

And to much trouble..

I do how ever see my myself traveling to work with one of these hopefully some time soon....:laugh:

http://msn.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10587700

Crazy Steve.

CookMySock
3rd August 2009, 12:10
10km/hr! mind the brain-lock.

Steve

Ixion
3rd August 2009, 12:13
Steve, you're crazy .:bleh:

Crazy Steve
3rd August 2009, 12:17
10km/hr! mind the brain-lock.

Steve

What are you talking about ?

Crazy Steve..

Disco Dan
3rd August 2009, 12:20
What are you talking about ?

Crazy Steve..

Brain freeze perhaps.

Crazy Steve
3rd August 2009, 12:25
Brain freeze perhaps.

I don't think sooooooo Disco Dan...

I think hes going on about the 10kph test flights that are available soon....And not the 100kph topspeed of the Craft ! ! !

Crazy Steve.

Crazy Steve
3rd August 2009, 12:31
Steve, you're crazy .:bleh:

What would be Crazy would be the 1st person to fly one of these from Auckland Cbd to Sydney Opera house.......I know they are only supose to do 50kms per tank....So would require 40 or so fills....

Crazy Steve.

DMNTD
3rd August 2009, 12:35
....So would require 40 or so fills....

and swimming lessons :sunny:

Blackshear
3rd August 2009, 12:37
I hope they come with diapers or something, cause fuck shitting myself all the way to my destination.

Espresso
3rd August 2009, 13:54
Whack an aftermarket pipe on it, a few carbon bits, K&N.... faster faster faster!

Finn
3rd August 2009, 13:57
I do how ever see my myself traveling to work with one of these hopefully some time soon....:laugh:

http://msn.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10587700

Crazy Steve.

Problem... Pilot: Must weigh between 63.5kg and 108.9kg. That'll be one expensive hairdryer Steve. :laugh:

jim.cox
3rd August 2009, 14:04
You'll parachute undies if that motor ever stops

'cos that jetpack has a glide ratio of 0:1

Crazy Steve
3rd August 2009, 14:07
Problem... Pilot: Must weigh between 63.5kg and 108.9kg. That'll be one expensive hairdryer Steve. :laugh:

Lucky im 108.5kgs at the moment then....:)

Crazy Steve.

ready4whatever
3rd August 2009, 14:10
hmm a jetpack. more uselful less expensive and less dangerous you reckon lol. i cant see border patrol using them

YellowDog
3rd August 2009, 14:19
The first mid air collision will make history.

Trouble is that neither party is likely to survive enjoy the fame.

tri boy
3rd August 2009, 15:16
I still prefer these.
Videos arn't dial up friendly.
http://www.jet-man.com/prod/index_en.html

Fatt Max
3rd August 2009, 15:20
I hope they come with diapers or something, cause fuck shitting myself all the way to my destination.

Lol, brilliant humour.

But fuck spending $1000's on a jetpack. Simply vist 'The Raging Ring of Rangoon' Indian restaurant, have one of their special "hot" vindys washed down with a dozen Kingfishers.

Arise the next morning and with a $2 Bic lighter bought from the 'Raging Ring of Rangoon' dairy, you can blast your farts to the extent that you will levitate.

All you need then is a dustbin lid cut in half and shoved up your crack and you have the perfect rudder.

Curry $50.00
1 doz Kingfisher $ 30.00
Methane powered jetpack $ Fucking priceless


....oh, and dont worry about shitting yourself, all motors need a backwash from time to time

Toodle pip.....

Pussy
3rd August 2009, 15:26
Don't be a tit, Steve... go and get another bike!
You shouldn't have sold your sem fiddy.....

Lilly2w
3rd August 2009, 15:31
yes... that looks MUCH safer.

Brett
3rd August 2009, 15:43
Lucky im 108.5kgs at the moment then....:)

Crazy Steve.

LOL ya fatty Steve :)