Quote of the day

[Big Dan]

This was just sent to me



Woman

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.



If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

[Headbanger]

Sex is missing from that list.



Must be some truth in it.

[DarkLord]

Erm.... what if I give her my credit card? :confused:

[YellowDog]

Erm.... what if I give her my credit card? :confused:
If you give her a credit card with a Zero balance,

She will give it back to you maxed out to the limit.

[DarkLord]

If you give her a credit card with a Zero balance,

She will give it back to you maxed out to the limit.

Right. So she multiplies and enlarges something after all. In this case, it's my debt.