Psychiatrists vs. Bartender

[Nasty]

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..'

'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the
doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'


SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!

[Finn]

Sometimes the solution to a problem can really be that simple.

Reminds me of the one about NASA having to spend millions developing a pen that would work in zero gravity. The Russians used a pencil.

[PirateJafa]

Sometimes the solution to a problem can really be that simple.

Reminds me of the one about NASA having to spend millions developing a pen that would work in zero gravity. The Russians used a pencil.

Sigh.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

[Finn]

Sigh.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

What are you sighing for cuntface?

[PirateJafa]

What are you sighing for cuntface?
Why, your turn of phrase is so classy and mature Finn, it fair takes my breath away! Surely you must have learnt from Squidmark himself, to achieve such a mastery of the English language?




:rofl:

[Finn]

Why, your turn of phrase is so classy and mature Finn, it fair takes my breath away! Surely you must have learnt from Squidmark himself, to achieve such a mastery of the English language?




:rofl:

Nothing wrong with my command of the English language. It was a simple question. Would you like me to dumb it down for you so you can understand it?

[Swoop]

Bartenders are just pharmacologists' with a limited drug inventory.

[Cheshire Cat]

:rofl: Awesome!!