Harleys don't corner as well as sprotbikes

[MadDuck]

...there I said it. Went through the Langs ..Waipu road today and to be honest it was very sucky indeed.

But hey....it seems Harleys corner better than Kawasakis :yes:

[98tls]

No such thing as a bad shag,all to do with the shagger.:shifty:

[MadDuck]

Maha dared me to post such a thread.....

[CookMySock]

I chased a harley and a buell (obviously riding together) up through Rotoma and caught them up at the lollypop man at the roadworks just before the "rotomas" (famous bendy section of road.)

I sat hard on their arse (not hard) half way down the mountain before the harley rider waved me on, and I set off after the buell. I catch him up on the fly hill and blow him off and tuck everything in behind the fairing for a 45 second full-power run, and FUCK ME at the end of the straight this harley is hard up mr arse. It couldn't corner but on the straights it could hoof it. Much respect!

Steve

[Molly]

I sat hard on their arse ... I catch him up on the fly hill and blow him off ...

I think it's impressive that you managed to do that without having to stop! :gob:

[oldguy]

...there I said it. Went through the Langs ..Waipu road today and to be honest it was very sucky indeed.

But hey....it seems Harleys corner better than Kawasakis :yes:

I have had no trouble getting my Harley around corners it can keep up with any sport bike through the twisties, the only limiting factor is my inability to ride well.:doh:

[EJK]

Once a Harley overtook me...

oh wait, that was a VTX1800

[MadDuck]

oh wait, that was a VTX1800

Oh and you were on your FXR?

[Mom]

...there I said it. Went through the Langs ..Waipu road today and to be honest it was very sucky indeed.

But hey....it seems Harleys corner better than Kawasakis :yes:

Noice thread Ducky!

Your tractor corners far better than that poor chick we saw at Waipu.

Following on from the DB school of u-turns in neutral she attempted the take off and then select neutral while heeled over in a u-turn, how she never dropped it is beyond me. But to see her literally tip toeing around one of those corners with a look of sheer terror on her face made me cringe.

That is no road for a noob with no road experience. You zoomed by comparison :yes:

[EJK]

Oh and you were on your FXR?

Actually every bike overtakes me (even some cars!)

:crybaby:

[MadDuck]

You zoomed by comparison :yes:

LMAO I bet Gremlin has a different view :innocent:

[98tls]

Following on from the DB school of u-turns in neutral she attempted the take off and then select neutral while heeled over in a u-turn, how she never dropped it is beyond me. But to see her literally tip toeing around one of those corners with a look of sheer terror on her face made me cringe.
:killingme:killingme:killingme you need to shuddup Mom,theres 4 motorcycle riders here pissing themelves with that description.

[Maha]

Would it be suited in a paddock towing a harrow?

[MadDuck]

a harrow?

...a what?

[Maha]

...a what?

One of those things that tractors pull to turn over soil/sods ......:Punk:

[MadDuck]

One of those things that tractors pull to turn over soil/sods ......:Punk:

Yep I reckon my tractor can do that :wari:

[98tls]

If only someone had got the tip-toe thing on film:shifty:God i would pay hard earned for that.When a young fella i once rode a 2 smoker Kwsaki from Kaikoura to Parnassus minus brakes and did the tippy toe thing a couple of times through the Hundaless.

[Mom]

Yep I reckon my tractor can do that :wari:

What pull sods? You truely are a filthy harley riding bitch you are :yes:

[MadDuck]

If only someone had got the tip-toe thing on film:shifty:God i would pay hard earned for that.

Nah that just wouldnt be fair....


You truely are a filthy harley riding bitch you are :yes:

And PROUD OF IT ...bitch

[Mom]

If only someone had got the tip-toe thing on film:shifty:God i would pay hard earned for that.

Truely mate, poor thing was shitting, I am picking literally. She was upright, toes on the ground getting around one of the corners. We came up behind her :blip: and followed her through one corner at ummmmmm maybe 5 kph, then slowed down to a tip toey pace. I wanted to stop and ride her bike through for her it was that aweful. Her partner was waiting a bit further down the road.

Truely not a road for a very fresh and obviously newbie rider to cut her teeth on.

[MadDuck]

and followed her through one corner at ummmmmm maybe 5 kph

You were speeding then ?

[Mom]

You were speeding then ?

Not I pop eye, that speeding Maha is all to blame here. I was just following him :yes:

[98tls]

Truely mate, poor thing was shitting, I am picking literally. She was upright, toes on the ground getting around one of the corners. We came up behind her :blip: and followed her through one corner at ummmmmm maybe 5 kph, then slowed down to a tip toey pace. I wanted to stop and ride her bike through for her it was that aweful. Her partner was waiting a bit further down the road.

Truely not a road for a very fresh and obviously newbie rider to cut her teeth on. Mate one of us is sitting down cause he cant stand n laugh anymore,can just picture it,shouldnt laugh but hey.

[Mom]

Mate one of us i sitting down cause he cant stand n laugh anymore,can just picture it,shouldnt laugh but hey.

Geez you lot are naughty :spanking:

It is not nice to laugh about these sort of things at all :shifty:

[MadDuck]

Mate one of us is sitting down cause he cant stand n laugh anymore,can just picture it,shouldnt laugh but hey.

No you shouldnt laugh you bad bad bad KBers :2guns:

[98tls]

Geez you lot are naughty :spanking:

It is not nice to laugh about these sort of things at all :shifty: Actually mate its a welcome distraction to be honest,having a card night and so far am $80 down,keep coming up with stuff like that and i might be able to sneak in the lucky pack whilst there distracted.:innocent:

[s8306]

I chased a harley and a buell (obviously riding together) up through Rotoma and caught them up at the lollypop man at the roadworks just before the "rotomas" (famous bendy section of road.)

I sat hard on their arse (not hard) half way down the mountain before the harley rider waved me on, and I set off after the buell. I catch him up on the fly hill and blow him off and tuck everything in behind the fairing for a 45 second full-power run, and FUCK ME at the end of the straight this harley is hard up mr arse. It couldn't corner but on the straights it could hoof it. Much respect!

Steve

Busy day.You were hard on two arses,you blew one guy off, and finished off with a Harley up your arse.Ever considered a career in porn?

[YellowDog]

and FUCK ME at the end of the straight this harley is hard up mr arse.
Steve

I think we know what you mean :)

I know a few who ride M109s, and they are really really quick on the straights and the fat rear wheel gives automatic braking on the corners.

[DMNTD]

....that speeding Maha...

Now I know the story is bollix! :scooter:

[Grahameeboy]

Now I know the story is bollix! :scooter:

Botox......................??

[nosebleed]

I thought the only thing pulling-up sods up there was The Ginga

Thanks DB i need a shower and a lie-down after that little homoerotic tale

[cowboyz]

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But hey....it seems Harleys corner better than Kawasakis :yes:


Maha dared me to post such a thread.....


I knew there had to be some kinda crazy behind it.

One of those things that tractors pull to turn over soil/sods ......:Punk:
dont pretend you know what you are talking about you metrosexual you!

[Maha]

I knew there had to be some kinda crazy behind it.

dont pretend you know what you are talking about you metrosexual you!

Dick Tionary helped me with 'sods', I would never have thought of that...:shifty:

[crazyhorse]

Harleys dont corner as well as Sprotbikes



I wanna know what a sprotbike is? Sounds alien. ........ maybe a hyosung or something weird like that ya reckon :rofl: :rofl:

[Big Dave]

Harleys dont corner as well as Sprotbikes



I wanna know what a sprotbike is? Sounds alien. ........ maybe a hyosung or something weird like that ya reckon :rofl: :rofl:

Nah - Sprotsbike is the accepted KB term.

[yungatart]

...there I said it. Went through the Langs ..Waipu road today and to be honest it was very sucky indeed.

But hey....it seems Harleys corner better than Kawasakis :yes:

Hey, whats this?
Pick on Kawasaki riders week?
Its not nice to make fun of your friends like that, Madduck! :crybaby:

[rosie631]

I think it's impressive that you managed to do that without having to stop! :gob:

LMAO. Me too

[peasea]

LMAO. Me too

Everyone loves a freakin' comedian. Not.:no:

[MsKABC]

One of those things that tractors pull to turn over soil/sods ......:Punk:

It overturns sods eh? I could probably do with one of those things for one or two people I know....:shutup: :rofl:

[Gremlin]

LMAO I bet Gremlin has a different view :innocent:
Yeah... I saw your arse all ride long :shifty: I even saw it move to the side of the seat a few times in corners, I didn't know Harley riders did that!!

I did try pretending to be a cruiser for a while, sitting in 6th gear (right down to idle too) but it only made me go faster in the corners and catch up sooner :laugh:

I was contented riding on my tank, and turning each corner into 5-6 weaves :done:

[MadDuck]

Yeah... I saw your arse all ride long :shifty:

Now thats kind of sad :eek:


I was contented riding on my tank, and turning each corner into 5-6 weaves :done:

You sir are an ass....:bleh:

[modboy]

Harleys dont corner as well as Sprotbikes



I wanna know what a sprotbike is? Sounds alien. ........ maybe a hyosung or something weird like that ya reckon :rofl: :rofl:

A goldwing trike upon which the owner has covered the seat with one of those Dr Sprot mattress covers so they don't die of cot death while they are riding it.

Sprotbike !

:Punk: