Rider/Bike needed for Boobs on Bikes Parade

[Toot Toot]

Serious question for the right person.

My flatmate has decided she is going to be a participant in the Boobs on Bikes Parade this year. My girlfreind decided that I wasn't going to be the person to take her...pfft, women!

Anyway, I am looking for a SUITABLE person with very nice looking bike, be it custom or just something a little outstanding, blinged out whatever.
Persons bike must be very clean and worthy of photographs etc. She wont get on a shitbox she said.
It can be either a nice sportsbike or a shiny cruiser it doesnt really matter.
PM or post here your bike pic and a short profile on you (to make sure your not a crazy weirdo who will piss off with my flatmate!).
We will decide who the person is after that.

Chur chur!

Pic attached of flattie in case you worried that it was gonna be a minga.

She will be wearing Qmoto pants.
Anyone have an open-faced helmet she can borrow??
It's Wednesday the 23rd September 2009

[R6_kid]

Does my CB650 count as an old shitter?

[Toot Toot]

Does my CB650 count as an old shitter?
Yes... next please.

<_<

[Ixion]

.. (to make sure your not a crazy weirdo who will piss off with my flatmate!).
..

Always a bloody catch.

I got a matt black open face (old style jet) if that helps. Size M

[Toot Toot]

Always a bloody catch.

I got a matt black open face (old style jet) if that helps. Size M

Thanks Ixion, I think she would be a small at best for the helmet.
Yes theres always a catch to these offers!

[Gremlin]

One problem... 25th September 2009 isn't a Wednesday... could I get clarification? From a quick search, I think its Wednesday 23rd?

Next... am I (quote) a suitable person (end quote) :mellow:

If yes, then I'll see what bikes are available, as there's the obvious marketing for the shop supplying, so I'll speak to them later today probably... Wonder if I could get my hot little hands on a RC8 or MV :love:

Obvious questions like, has she pillioned, how long will she be on the back (does she need a pickup from somewhere etc)

[Toot Toot]

Yes Gremlin you would a suitable candidate..

Let me know what sort of bike you could get. RC8's don't have pillion seats from memory. An MV Brutale might be good tho.
Dont think she's pillioned before but cant be sure.We live on the shore but could bring her to you if need be, otherwise pickup is fine.
Would the bike shop supply a open face for her?
Date edited.

[Starky307]

This sounds like a great way to be involved in a great day out.
I've got a zx6 as per my profile pics but could arrange another bike if wanted.

Can also arrange a helmet if required, what size is needed?

[DEATH_INC.]

(to make sure your not a crazy weirdo who will piss off with my flatmate!).
Dammit! That's me out then....

[MsKABC]

I'll take her on my bucket racer.....she any good at push starting a bike? :lol:

[doc]

An MV Brutale might be good tho.
Dont think she's pillioned before but cant be sure. pickup is fine.
Date edited.

Na MV would be no good mate, very snatchy throttle response. Wouldn't be the helmet hitting you on the back of the head all the time with one of those things. Anyway I dont think there are many left in the country that still go. :love:

[hospitalfood]

Dammit! That's me out then....

yep, and me.
but should she decide she is up for repeated violation please let death and I know.

[Madmax]

Dammit! That's me out then....

me too
:blink:

[Rockbuddy]

bike in my profile

[Toot Toot]

Some nice bikes coming up, I am hoping to get something even remotly exotic, slightly out of the ordinary, but a well appointed Sports bike is all good. Like your bike Rockbuddy, thats getting there I think.

Death, I would trust you with my missus let alone my flatmate! (Oh its the chick who came to you for tyres!!)

[pocketcracker]

Its funny how many weirdos will come out of the shadows for this One ! ..

Opps im here also ... Oh well might as well play the game also,

04 custom gxxr copper and black ect ect .. 1000cc sportz

Um c pic , profile with mods !

[Squiggles]

Can she ride a scooter? haha

[ArcherWC]

shouldnt the test pic be sans top, just so we get a true idea

[kave]

I could check with the wife. My bike is bloody comfy to pillion on (GSX1200), and I think I have taken 5 or 6 different pillions in the last few months, as well as having done quite a few thousand ks with the wife on the back.

[2wheeldrifter]

And payment for services will be made by... how?

[Toot Toot]

Can she ride a scooter? haha
Shes very bad at driving a car that has 4 wheels...


shouldnt the test pic be sans top, just so we get a true idea
Don't know how popular I would be here at home if I did that just right now!


I could check with the wife. My bike is bloody comfy to pillion on (GSX1200), and I think I have taken 5 or 6 different pillions in the last few months, as well as having done quite a few thousand ks with the wife on the back.
"Check with the wife... bwa ha ha ha.. I'll put that down as a no then, and call an ambulance now.


And payment for services will be made by... how?
You never know in this big wide world... if nothing else you got a chick on your bike half naked!

Finally getting some good applicants on here, keep em coming she getting excited now!!

[2wheeldrifter]

You never know in this big wide world... if nothing else you got a chick on your bike half naked!
-she getting excited now!!

She alittle moisty, is she..... :wari:

[scracha]

She will be wearing Qmoto pants.
Anyone have an open-faced helmet she can borrow??
It's Wednesday the 23rd September 2009

I'll take her on condition she sits on the tank facing the wrong way

[Toot Toot]

She alittle moisty, is she..... :wari:

On a 996s she might

[Laava]

I have a unique bike and riding style that will be perfect for this! I am looking forward to this motorboating....er....motorcycling event!

[The Stranger]

Some nice bikes coming up, I am hoping to get something even remotly exotic, slightly out of the ordinary, but a well appointed Sports bike is all good. Like your bike Rockbuddy, thats getting there I think.

Death, I would trust you with my missus let alone my flatmate! (Oh its the chick who came to you for tyres!!)

So what's your cut?
Pimp my ride.

[boomer]

I could check with the wife.


i weeeeeeed

[AD345]

I could rustle up one of these.....

take your pick (http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwirid...th/3802744111/)

[Toot Toot]

I could rustle up one of these.....

take your pick (http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwirid...th/3802744111/)
Your link doesnt work..

[StoneY]

If I lived in AUck's I would offer up my Duke
Sigh.....

Sounds awesome too :yes:

[AD345]

Your link doesnt work..

Whoops

Fixed (http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwirider/sets/72157621861919565/show/with/3802744111/)

[HDTboy]

I nominate Noel.
His XT sure would get attention, and he's a stand up guy

[Gremlin]

Right, quick update. Helmet wouldn't be a problem, currently guys at shop are trying to figure out what they have available that would suit a pillion...

The F4 isn't friendly, so seeing if a brutale would be free, etc...

[Toot Toot]

Right, quick update. Helmet wouldn't be a problem, currently guys at shop are trying to figure out what they have available that would suit a pillion...

The F4 isn't friendly, so seeing if a brutale would be free, etc...

Very good, I shall await your reply..

[jafafour]

I gotta volunteer for this!

[doc]

Why don't you just borrow a bike and take her yourself ?
:yes:

[Ooky]

a stroker out of the question haha:whistle:

[BMWST?]

If I lived in AUck's I would offer up my Duke
Sigh.....

Sounds awesome too :yes:

yes but at prolly less than walking pace,not the ideal bike to be riding......

[Toot Toot]

Why don't you just borrow a bike and take her yourself ?
:yes:


Because of the third sentance in my original post :(

"My girlfreind decided that I wasn't going to be the person to take her...pfft, women!"

[Squiggles]

We'll arrange for the pink one to be free
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If she falls off it'll make a great ad for acc :eek5:

[Thani-B]

If I had a better bike maybe.. but would I have to go topless as well? lol

[Metalor]

DEFINITELY not a minga there Toot Toot!

Too bad I haven't earnt all me medals and machines in motorcycle riding yet... my birthday's the 21st, would have been a great bday pressie!

[Metalor]

and yes thani.. you would :)

[TOTO]

How about you show us a picture of your bitch undressed like she will be on the day and WE will decide wether she is worthy to get on the back of our bikes...

[pocketcracker]

Oh thats abit harsh ! .. REplaces the word BITCH with CRUMPET ! .. and not his crumpet altho he would love to tap that shite ..anywho .. My face is free that day climb about luv !

[Thani-B]

and yes thani.. you would :)

Oh well. Guess its a shame I only have a GN.. :P lol

[Metalor]

Oh well. Guess its a shame I only have a GN.. :P lol

Bummer, that is a shame! I thought you were upgrading soon?

[Max Preload]

Oh well. Guess its a shame I only have a GN.. :P lol

You think anyone will notice? Besides... the single banger & the j-j-jiggling... :drool:

[Thani-B]

Bummer, that is a shame! I thought you were upgrading soon?

That was the plan but it hasnt happened yet.


You think anyone will notice? Besides... the single banger & the j-j-jiggling... :drool:

And no probably not. A rider and pillion topless.. think that would be all that people saw lol.

[R6_kid]

How about you show us a picture of your bitch undressed like she will be on the day and WE will decide wether she is worthy to get on the back of our bikes...

Humour fail. If you were half the pimp you're attempting to be in this post then you still wouldn't be man enough to take her on the back! :jerry:

[Starky307]

:shifty::shifty:Pictures please.....:shifty::shifty:

[CookMySock]

How does one enter a bike, rider, and pillion in this event?

edit: was this today?

Steve

[DirtMad]

Yeah, it was today.

Although, I was hoping someone would have posted up some Boobies by now ... :shit:

[grusomhat]

Pictures:

http://www.therock.net.nz/Chicks/Localtalent/BoobsonBikes2009/tabid/779/Default.aspx#/Portals/0-Articles/5217/BOBs2.jpg
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2894134/Crowds-turn-out-for-Boobs-on-Bikes

[Thani-B]

I got some..

[merv]

I got some..

Good on you.

[Thani-B]

Good on you.

And more. Have quite a few more actually, but cant be bothered resizing them so I can put them on here

[Ragingrob]

Those are some odd looking bikes that those boobs are on!

[Thani-B]

heres a few more.

[Thani-B]

Those are some odd looking bikes that those boobs are on!

I was a bit disappointed really. Pathetic turn out of bikes. Almost made me wish that Id decided to do it.

[rosie631]

Dunno how they can even call it boobs on bikes anymore. Seems to be everything there but bikes.

[DirtMad]

heres a few more.


Thanks for posting some pics :eek:

[CookMySock]

I could have had a pillion organised.. I was just too late.

Steve

[Thani-B]

Thanks for posting some pics :eek:

Lol not a problem. Posted edited ones on facebook and have had comments asking for the real copies lol.

[R6_kid]

I got some..

I know the chick in the third pic. She used to work at the same property valuation company as my mum, then she found out that 'exotic dancers' in New Caledonia earn 2-3 times what she was getting paid doing a desk job. Loss in dignity = rise in pay. I'd still do her though!