Caption contest -- KYO 2

[Hitcher]

After the popularity of the first caption contest, have a crack at this one.

Rep points for the winner.

[MSTRS]

How not to have sex on a moving motorcycle

[NC]

You spelt a word wrong!!!!

It'll be the only chance I'll ever have :innocent:

[NC]

Looks like a Colgate ad to me...

[MSTRS]

Good spotting !!! Got the Hitch myself a week or two back. Alzheimers perhaps?

[Oakie]

The court were presented with photographic evidence of Abdul and his sons in the process of making a ewe turn without indicating.

[NC]

Good spotting !!! Got the Hitch myself a week or two back. Alzheimers perhaps?
He might have had a good bust at work again :laugh:

[Two Smoker]

Southern Kiwi farmers get bloody everywhere, just for a bit of sheep arse...

[Holy Roller]

At the weigh in they needed an extra 34kg

[Timber020]

Finally the Austrailians have found a bike that they can all agree is "Sex on wheels"

[inlinefour]

When he said he was going for a ride with the misses, he brought a whole new meaning to the concept... :msn-wink:

[Racey Rider]

Mr Honda was very pleased with the prototype ST1300.

Tho while the V4 propulsion legged it away from the gaze of the envious competition spies, he did think the luxurious sheep skin seating was a little more that what punters required!

:done:

[inlinefour]

Mr Honda was very pleased with the prototype ST1300.

Tho while the V4 propulsion legged it away from the gaze of the envious competition spies, he did think the luxurious sheep skin seating was a little more that what punters required!

:done:

His ppppprrrrreeeeeesssssiiiiiiooooooooouuuuusssssssss sssssssss, it had been taken away from him. His nights would never be the same again...

[Racey Rider]

Guy pushing with blue hat says: "As soon as we get Dad home, it's My turn with the bike"

Other son pushing thinks: Whatever... As soon as we get Dad home, it's my turn with the Sheep!

[Riff Raff]

Prototype tank bag for the Brass Monkey - keeps your nuts warm, handy shag and good source of nutrition afterwards!!!

[Coyote]

Postmotorrad Rammstein!

[Krusti]

Asian family practising for Australian residency

[Uncle B]

Locals on the tiny island of Crete stare in disbelief as another bride is snatched from her wedding day by drug lord Zarco. Relatives tried in vain to halt this villan but were out paced by the getaway vehicle.

No animals were hurt in the making of this caption.

[Big Dave]

'Ram Raiding Beirut Style'

[madboy]

In Yousef's haste to get his new bride home, he forgot to fill up...

[Racey Rider]

Ho'sa was thrilled with his new ST1300.
And the fact that he knocked the purchace price down from a dozen, to eleven sheep, left him with "petrol money"!

[Quasievil]

Police photographic evidence clerly showed the gang as they were HOOFING it around the corner after the kidnapping of Bin Ladens girlfriend.

[pyrocam]

Now all I have to do is love watties sauce.

[Sparky Bills]

Isle of Man wild card rider stuns all with his new riding style.
Anstey has no reply.

[Krayy]

Miguel quickly came to the conclusion that the magazine article that suggested that riding while sitting on a sheepskin made the ride more comfortable, was full of shite.

[MSTRS]

Jose soon discovered that his bike was not designed to run on Methane

[Indiana_Jones]

Caption

"JUST MARRIED"

-Indy

[Wolf]

Not baaaaaad...

[Lias]

Winja and his date need a push start, as they were late for their romantic night out.

[Wolf]

As usual, everything about WINJA's big date was "budget"

[strayjuliet]

After the petrol price's went up again this farmer decides to save on petrol costs.

[bugjuice]

A) He's getting a hump-start..

or

B) Damn airbag gone off again..

[Wolf]

A) He's getting a hump-start..
Can't be an Aussie, then, they've never needed help starting to hump a sheep

[Skyryder]

As usual, everything about WINJA's big date was "budget"

Love it. Anything that takes the piss out of WINJA wins in my book.

Skyryder

[Racey Rider]

Come on Mr Spudchucka!

What have ya got?!! :wait:



Don't tell me your google search, didn't come up with someone else's joke for you to plagiarize This time! :shake:

Time to engage the brain dude.
Game on.


What have ya Got??? :whistle:

[Juan]

Isle of Man wild card rider stuns all with his new riding style.
Anstey has no reply.

OI... I resemble that remark :msn-wink:


Prototype mobile leisure centre spotted in testing... :whistle:

[Wolf]

New clothes: $4.95
New bike: $8.99
Aussie prostitute: $1.99

Running out of gas in front of the whole town: Priceless

[Hitcher]

A good effort this time. "Sheep" jokes were always inevitable, so to be highly commended they needed to be original. Similar comments apply to responses targeted at individuals known to all or most of us.

Highly commended:
Oakie (#6)
Big Dave (#19)
Madboy (#20)
Krayy (#25)
LiasTZ (#29)

And the winner this time is:

Drum roll please...

Wolf, for #37.

Rep points awarded.

[Wolf]

Thanks heaps, Hitcher dude!

These caption contests have been great entertainment.

[Racey Rider]

Similar comments apply to responses targeted at individuals known to all or most of us.
Take away all our creative inspiration why don't ya!
And what with this, telling us the rules AFTER the full time whistle? ;)



And the winner this time is:
Wolf, for #37.

Well done that Man! :niceone:

[Coldkiwi]

good effort folks! As hitcher said, sheep/aussie jokes were inevitable, but nonetheless damn entertaining :)

[Racey Rider]

Well then,,,,
Feel free to be your own judge, and give rep points accordingly.

(Sorry! It's the only chance I've got to climb the ladder!)
((I don't have a, 'I'll rep you if you rep me' circle of friends like SOME people do!))
(((Some of us have to fight for every point gained, so as not to be totally left in the dust and blue smoke, and facing Mr :Police: as they clear off into "Rep point Nivanah'.)))
((((Ya see, When I was a lad, ..........

[Wolf]

Highly commended:
Oakie (#6)
Big Dave (#19)
Madboy (#20)
Krayy (#25)
LiasTZ (#29)
Yep. Great ones there.

Looking forward to the next contest.

Edit: I posted this, went back to the list of threads and there it was - that was fast, Hitcher.

[Racey Rider]

Wow! 21 points in one day! Back on page two of the rep list!! :2thumbsup


Not that I care for such things ofcourse! <_<

(mental note: Whinging Works! )

[Hitcher]

(mental note: Whinging Works! )
Only once and only because it is so demeaning to see a grown man cry...

[vifferman]

Wow! 21 points in one day! Back on page two of the rep list!! :2thumbsup


Not that I care for such things ofcourse! <_<

(mental note: Whinging Works! )
It's tempting to break you of your rep points obsession by throwing some pretty red ones your way.
Just for a bit of balance, you understand...