varminter
10th August 2009, 19:07
For the last three days I had a job stacking eggs at a couple of the local supermarkets (don't ask why, it's a long story) bloody up at five and out at 5.45 I wasn't aware that the world existed at that time, I'm still not sure. Anyway, Sunday 5.40 I start the bike, it's cold as charity and the bike always starts first time but when it's as cold as that it needs a bit of welly, this time I forgot, it stopped and under no circumstances would it start. I pushed it down the road round the corner and rolled down the hill. Fugit, still no go. Pushed it all the way home, up the hill, by now I was rather warm, into the gate,thinking to use the bosses cage, one more try, broooom, away she goes...women (the bike is obviously female) By now everything was nicely steamed up. Time for a pinlock I think. Oh yes, I've had enough of friggin eggs to last a lifetime.