Boobs on bikes or...

[NDORFN]

Someone was asking for a rider for Boobs on Bikes and it got me thinking... isn't it time we upgraded. Pussies on Pogo Sticks. What do you think?

[Blackshear]

God forbid you slipped :eek5:

[imdying]

Hoes on Harleys?
Slappers in slippers?

[Sidewinder]

Hoes on Harleys?
Slappers in slippers?

dumb fooks on harleys and hard nipples if slippers needed

[Taz]

Snakes on a plane??

[Sidewinder]

Snakes on a plane??

you can touch mine

[Dodgyiti]

Minga's on Ring-Dingers

[mashman]

Ginger mingers on yer fingers

[slofox]

Someone was asking for a rider for Boobs on Bikes and it got me thinking... isn't it time we upgraded. Pussies on Pogo Sticks. What do you think?

Ahhhhh - you poor twisted lad...you're sick I tell you, sick sick SICK!!!! You could get help with that you know...now the bloke I went to was...er... ahhhhh...hehehe oops we won't go into that...

Look, pussies on pogo sticks just wouldn't work. When you've got Boobs on Bikes, us bikers have a perfect excuse - indeed a duty! - to go along to look at the bikes (only the bikes of course!). If you had pussies on pogo sticks, how would we rationalise going to that? People would think we were all a bunch of voyeurs....can't be havin' with that! even if it IS true...

[Hitcher]

"Boobs on bikes" should win some sort of prize for the single-most effective non-event at reinforcing numerous sad fucker stereotypes, such as:


Fast approaching-best-before-date slappers
Sad old men on Harleys
Clip-art tattoos
Tassels
Steve Crow.


There is only so much cellulite and custom paintwork that sane individuals should ever be exposed to.

[short-circuit]

"Boobs on bikes" should win some sort of prize for the single-most effective non-event at reinforcing numerous sad fucker stereotypes, such as:


Fast approaching-best-before-date slappers
Sad old men on Harleys
Clip-art tattoos
Tassels
Steve Crow.


There is only so much cellulite and custom paintwork that sane individuals should ever be exposed to.

Agreed! An embarassment to motorcycling

[Boob Johnson]

Snakes on a plane??
Camels on a.......

[NDORFN]

Ahhhhh - you poor twisted lad...you're sick I tell you, sick sick SICK!!!! You could get help with that you know...now the bloke I went to was...er... ahhhhh...hehehe oops we won't go into that...

Look, pussies on pogo sticks just wouldn't work. When you've got Boobs on Bikes, us bikers have a perfect excuse - indeed a duty! - to go along to look at the bikes (only the bikes of course!). If you had pussies on pogo sticks, how would we rationalise going to that? People would think we were all a bunch of voyeurs....can't be havin' with that! even if it IS true...

You could get a pogo stick from the Warehouse for about thirty bucks and bounce around infront of the wife every now and then to keep her convinced. Cheaper than a bike.

[NDORFN]

"Boobs on bikes" should win some sort of prize for the single-most effective non-event at reinforcing numerous sad fucker stereotypes, such as:


Fast approaching-best-before-date slappers
Sad old men on Harleys
Clip-art tattoos
Tassels
Steve Crow.


There is only so much cellulite and custom paintwork that sane individuals should ever be exposed to.

Exactly. Switch to pogo sticks and only the FIT will survive! FIT man! FIT!

[Fatt Max]

How about.....

Naked chicks surfing big waves – Punani’s on Tsunami’s

Naked chicks doing backflips on MX bikes – C**t Stunts

Naked Male Crocodile Rodeo – Cocks on Croc’s

Naked men in them stupid fucking slip in shoes – Cocks in Croc’s

Dodgy German Porn re-enactments – Shits on Tits (or Turds on Birds)

Nude chicks shoving vegetables in rude places – Potata’s as Vibrators

Gay men – Plums in Bums

Gay Women #1 – Ya Ya-ing the Sisterhood

Gay Women #2 – Finding Nemo

Gay Women #3 – The Hunt for Red October

(Just thought the last three were funny)

[NDORFN]

How about.....

Naked chicks surfing big waves – Punani’s on Tsunami’s

Naked chicks doing backflips on MX bikes – C**t Stunts

Naked Male Crocodile Rodeo – Cocks on Croc’s

Naked men in them stupid fucking slip in shoes – Cocks in Croc’s

Dodgy German Porn re-enactments – Shits on Tits (or Turds on Birds)

Nude chicks shoving vegetables in rude places – Potata’s as Vibrators

Gay men – Plums in Bums

Gay Women #1 – Ya Ya-ing the Sisterhood

Gay Women #2 – Finding Nemo

Gay Women #3 – The Hunt for Red October

(Just thought the last three were funny)

I gotta be honest with ya... I liked the first two but it went downhill pretty quick after that. Nobody wants to see cocks man, not even women.

[ManDownUnder]

Homos on Hondas
Sissies on Suzis
Kweer cunts on Kwakas
Yoyos on Yammies
Twats on quads
Dikes on Dukes

...

[Cheshire Cat]

you can touch mine

:rofl:

BOOBIES!! :blip:

[mattian]

chicks with dicks....... apparently John Banks is a fan of that one :yes:

[paturoa]

Hooters on scooters...?

[flame]

and...for us Gals entertainmet...... Balls on Bikes LOL


I'll offer some well clad HAWT...(note.....i said HAWT!!) dude a ride thru the parade on my Duc. If I really have to:innocent::shutup::lol:

[Big Dave]

Hos on humms.
Novelties on worn-offs.
Been theres on donethats.

[ready4whatever]

nothing better than a good set of boobs

[007XX]

Personally, I fail to see what the fuss is about. I got to see so many boobs on the beach back home that I'm a little blaze i must say.

however, if you gonna show them, the minimum required should be like exhibit A I include below...otherwise don't bother the rest of us with them saggy things:nono:

[Boob Johnson]

Personally, I fail to see what the fuss is about. I got to see so many boobs on the beach back home that I'm a little blaze i must say.

however, if you gonna show them, the minimum required should be like exhibit A I include below...otherwise don't bother the rest of us with them saggy things:nono:
Thank you for that 007XX, what a lovely set of swingers :clap:

[007XX]

Thank you for that 007XX, what a lovely set of swingers :clap:

You're most welcome. I like to think that a high standard needs to be the norm when it comes to lovely things :whistle:

[_Shrek_]

Thank you for that 007XX, what a lovely set of swingers :clap:

ditto :niceone:


I like to think that a high standard needs to be the norm when it comes to lovely things :whistle:

most definately :woohoo:

[Number One]

Cocks on campervans?

[newbould]

Nope, sorry just can't decide. Help help call 007xx - see if she's got any more examples so I can make up my mind.:sweatdrop

[007XX]

Nope, sorry just can't decide. Help help call 007xx - see if she's got any more examples so I can make up my mind.:sweatdrop

Then register so you can access LOA, and you'll have all the material (at hand, so to speak) to make up your mind :shifty: