In Praise of Modern Machinery

[slofox]

I rode out today
Over Ragalan way
'Tis a shit-hot road over the hill
But 'twas slippery as glass
I near fell on my arse
On a nasty wee dieselly spill

I was ginnit a burn
through the first left hand turn
When the fumes come up under me lid
An' I thought for a bit
"Oh Fuck! I'm in shit!
Here cometh the demon of skid!"

But at t'end of the day
Everything was OK
A wee sidestep was all that she did
We stayed on our wheels
Showed the corner our heels
That wee bike did all she was bid

Now the diesel no doubt
Had come out of the spout
Of a fuel tank attached to a truck
I'm beginning to think
That some drivers are stink
They really just don't give a fuck

So here's what I say
'Bout the bikes of today
"They're better than ever before"
'Cause if I'd been so bold
On 650's of old
I'd have busted my arse - maybe more...



Yes...I have a lot of time of my hands these days......

[tri boy]

There was a young lass from Nantucket
That creamed all the boys on her bucket
She ..............
.................

[gijoe1313]

Fo'sooth and ack me ar!

'Tis a well penned tale, full of sound and fury!
A luvverly ride indeed, tale of derr'n do,
Back home you did come surely,
Breeches now full clear of poo?

[BMWST?]

I rode out today
Over Ragalan way
'Tis a shit-hot road over the hill
But 'twas slippery as glass
I near fell on my arse
On a nasty wee dieselly spill

I was ginnit a burn
through the first left hand turn
When the fumes come up under me lid
An' I thought for a bit
"Oh Fuck! I'm in shit!
Here cometh the demon of skid!"

But at t'end of the day
Everything was OK
A wee sidestep was all that she did
We stayed on our wheels
Showed the corner our heels
That wee bike did all she was bid

Now the diesel no doubt
Had come out of the spout
Of a fuel tank attached to a truck
I'm beginning to think
That the drivers are stink
They really just don't give a fuck

So here's what I say
'Bout the bikes of today
"They're better than ever before"
'Cause if I'd been so bold
On 650's of old
I'd have busted my arse - maybe more...



Yes...I have a lot of time of my hands these days......

you woulda been right mate,,,,the 650 would have broken down before ya got out there!..prolly not so much bikes as teh tyres!

[javawocky]

gr8 wrt ap m8
w1 dnt gt much gd englsh naw dys tnks 2 mbile min nop 0 lies :bash:

[slofox]

Fo'sooth and ack me ar!

'Tis a well penned tale, full of sound and fury!
A luvverly ride indeed, tale of derr'n do,
Back home you did come surely,
Breeches now full clear of poo?

It all happened so fast I didn't have time to shit me pants..it wasn't even an arse-twanging moment...


you woulda been right mate,,,,the 650 would have broken down before ya got out there!..prolly not so much bikes as teh tyres!

You may well be right about the breakdown! And maybe the tyres too. But a good frame and decent suspenders can make much difference...


gr8 wrt ap m8
w1 dnt gt much gd englsh naw dys tnks 2 mbile min nop 0 lies :bash:

...wot?.....

[javawocky]

...wot?.....
yeah, I know I hate text speak...
"Great write up mate. We don't get much good English nowadays thanks to mobile monopolies" (Thanks 2 degrees for sticking it to them!)

[slofox]

yeah, I know I hate text speak...
"Great write up mate. We don't get much good English nowadays thanks to mobile monopolies" (Thanks 2 degrees for sticking it to them!)

Actually, I did get there on the translation - eventually....:rofl:

I dreamed up the pome on the way home from Raggers....

[newbould]

There was a young lass from Nantucket
That creamed all the boys on her bucket
She ..............
.................

.....did it in style
for over a mile
then just stopped, walked away and said "Enough! I canny be bothered doin' this stuff anymore"

[YellowDog]

Farkin windy today.

Front slipped a coupe of times with the gusts.

[skidMark]

Yes...I have a lot of time of my hands these days......


and semen.............

[carver]

us truckies dont care, im one of them