The mormons make a cruiser video!

[carver]

Ok, so, for a while we had a suzuki M90 on test...
and we had to make a film out of it!

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this has been removed for legal reasons

[NDORFN]

I'm on dial-up, I'll tell you what I think in about four days.

[carver]

I'm on dial-up, I'll tell you what I think in about four days.

its the first film for season two

[NDORFN]

I'm up to "...pile of shit." It looks like one.

[mister.koz]

its the first film for season two

Thats great dude cracked me up!

Your editting is getting pretty polished too.

Should take the m109r for a spin, from what i gather its just heavier and harder to turn...

[Firefight]

love the vid, says it all

SUD HAVE LEFT IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS

another shit suzuki:sick:

well done dude


F/F

[Drew]

Where were the wheelie shots? Dont fuckin tell me it doesn't do 'em either, you just couldn't.

That bike might be bad, but no where near as piss poor as your footage, editing, journo skills, and screen presentation.

Once again, the mormon few give us more evidence to support that no-one likes them. Cheers:niceone:

[Ronin]

Sliksta is a hobbit!!!!!:eek5:

[javawocky]

very nice production value improvements ;) I was fully expecting a truck to take it out when it was in the background, need someone with CG skills :woohoo:

[Drew]

Sliksta is a hobbit!!!!!:eek5:

Was Slicksta the ummm...robust one, with an afro, rubbing the non exsistant facial hair on his chin?



GUMBY

[mister.koz]

very nice production value improvements ;) I was fully expecting a truck to take it out when it was in the background, need someone with CG skills :woohoo:

That would have been a nice touch

[Slicksta]

OI be nice lol

[hang0ver]

Was Slicksta the ummm...robust one, with an afro, rubbing the non exsistant facial hair on his chin?



GUMBY


I think he may be Mongolian?

[Slicksta]

I knew i would get shit for playing the noob in this one damn it next time i will stay behind the camera

[mister.koz]

I knew i would get shit for playing the noob in this one damn it next time i will stay behind the camera

Just give it back :yes:

[Sidewinder]

i have found my dream bike!

[Drew]

I knew i would get shit for playing the noob in this one damn it next time i will stay behind the camera


Just give it back :yes:

Not sound advice there .koz, there's plenty more shit to fling from just this video alone.

[mister.koz]

Not sound advice there .koz, there's plenty more shit to fling from just this video alone.

Still it would be funny.

[Nasty]

Enjoyed the vid ... Well put togesther once again!!!

[Slicksta]

Not sound advice there .koz, there's plenty more shit to fling from just this video alone.

Settle down there Andrew no need to get abusive eh ;)

[Ronin]

Was Slicksta the ummm...robust one, with an afro, rubbing the non exsistant facial hair on his chin?



GUMBY


That's the one. On a quiet night carver plaits Slikstas foot hair.


Although it pains me a great deal to say, well done on the vid. Looks good.

[Sidewinder]

Settle down there Andrew no need to get abusive eh ;)

fook up fatty

[NDORFN]

Awesome soundtrack. Good honest opinions. You even got a cameo from the fat kid off The Goonies. Well done. 1/10... nice improvement this season.

[Sidewinder]

Awesome soundtrack. Good honest opinions. You even got a cameo from the fat kid off The Goonies. Well done. 1/10... nice improvement this season.

do the truffel shuffel

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[Mom]

I knew i would get shit for playing the noob in this one damn it next time i will stay behind the camera


Nah you did good mate :yes: You need a haircut though :dodge:

Boy the 109 has a bright headlight eh?

[NDORFN]

I knew i would get shit for playing the noob in this one damn it next time i will stay behind the camera

You were the best part!

[Dargor]

You were the best part!
yea i'd go there two.


wait, did i take that too far.

[Sidewinder]

yea i'd go there two.


wait, did i take that too far.

ive done it. i win lol

[Slicksta]

ive done it. i win lol

Later Sidewinder ;) Back on topic good job Carver well edited

[Sidewinder]

Later Sidewinder ;) Back on topic good job Carver well edited

no sex first

[carver]

Where were the wheelie shots? Dont fuckin tell me it doesn't do 'em either, you just couldn't.

That bike might be bad, but no where near as piss poor as your footage, editing, journo skills, and screen presentation.

Once again, the mormon few give us more evidence to support that no-one likes them. Cheers:niceone:


Was Slicksta the ummm...robust one, with an afro, rubbing the non exsistant facial hair on his chin?



GUMBY



Not sound advice there .koz, there's plenty more shit to fling from just this video alone.

have a look at this!


sure it could be wheelie'd, just not high! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/comedynose/3600913728/)

[carver]

That's the one. On a quiet night carver plaits Slikstas foot hair.


Although it pains me a great deal to say, well done on the vid. Looks good.

thanks dude, i like it too

[beyond]

That was cool and bloody funny. BUT... at the rate you're bagging bikes, you won't get too many to test ride mate :)

[carver]

That was cool and bloody funny. BUT... at the rate you're bagging bikes, you won't get too many to test ride mate :)

who takes our shit seriously?
im do say good things about those same bikes

[beyond]

Was it really that bad or did you enjoy riding it?
Surely the bags of torque was fun?

[carver]

Was it really that bad or did you enjoy riding it?
Surely the bags of torque was fun?

it was OK.
im just playing my GSXR rider role.
it was fun once the roads dried up!

[skidMark]

Where were the wheelie shots? Dont fuckin tell me it doesn't do 'em either, you just couldn't.

That bike might be bad, but no where near as piss poor as your footage, editing, journo skills, and screen presentation.

Once again, the mormon few give us more evidence to support that no-one likes them. Cheers:niceone:

jealousy is a bitch, when you know you cant do any better.

MORMON FEWWWW MAD RESPECTZ

ill wingman you fuckers anytime

[Sidewinder]

jealousy is a bitch, when you know you cant do any better.

MORMON FEWWWW MAD RESPECTZ

ill wingman you fuckers anytime

oh fuck here we go again!
you can use my id to get into clubs when ever

[Ronin]

ill wingman you fuckers anytime

And we now have a new number 1 reason not to join the mormon few......

[skidMark]

oh fuck here we go again!
you can use my id to get into clubs when ever


And we now have a new number 1 reason not to join the mormon few......


Ahhh you cant just join.

they wouldnt even let me in

hence me and mah crew are the muslim few... vids coming soon.

[Sidewinder]

And we now have a new number 1 reason not to join the mormon few......

theres a reason why its called the few!, so you wouldnt get in if ya paid my mum

[Drew]

have a look at this!


sure it could be wheelie'd, just not high! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/comedynose/3600913728/)I'll bet my thou against yours, that the M90 can be wheelied, and if you supply me with one I'll fuckin show ya.


jealousy is a bitch, when you know you cant do any better.

Ya really got me there alright.

Raises a question though, does it mean I'm jealous of you too, because I say you're a fuckin cock? Or that given half an excuse I'd beat seven shades of shit out of ya just for being such a cock?

[Sidewinder]

I'll bet my thou against yours, that the M90 can be wheelied, and if you supply me with one I'll fuckin show ya.



Ya really got me there alright.

Raises a question though, does it mean I'm jealous of you too, because I say you're a fuckin cock? Or that given half an excuse I'd beat seven shades of shit out of ya just for being such a cock?

can i make that 8?

[vifferman]

WHere were the wheelies?

The stoppies?


Rolling burnouts?

:confused:
I watched the video with the sound off, but got the gist (jism?) of it:
"Blah blah blah. Blather blather blather. Wank on wank on.... wank on..."

[carver]

I'll bet my thou against yours, that the M90 can be wheelied, and if you supply me with one I'll fuckin show ya.



Ya really got me there alright.

Raises a question though, does it mean I'm jealous of you too, because I say you're a fuckin cock? Or that given half an excuse I'd beat seven shades of shit out of ya just for being such a cock?

ah, your missing the point once again

Its not all about you!

it can be wheelie'd, and i can wheelie it, as said in previous post.

how far did you get in school with reading?

skidmark is saying your jealous of us...

read this

its not all about you!


WHere were the wheelies?

The stoppies?


Rolling burnouts?

:confused:
I watched the video with the sound off, but got the gist (jism?) of it:
"Blah blah blah. Blather blather blather. Wank on wank on.... wank on..."

you need sound n00b

[Sidewinder]

ah, your missing the point once again

Its not all about you!

it can be wheelie'd, and i can wheelie it, as said in previous post.

how far did you get in school with reading?

skidmark is saying your jealous of us...

read this

its not all about you




you need sound n00b


because its all about me!

[Drew]

it can be wheelie'd, and i can wheelie it, as said in previous post.

how far did you get in school with reading?I read that you said it wheelied, but not well to begin, you changing your story now?

You fuckin full of shit blow hard. If you could wheelie it, you would have put it in the vid.

The wheelies I have seen of yours in other vids clearly shows your completely useless at it.

I'm not saying it's about me, I'm saying you're fuckin useless.

file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Drew/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg
skidmark is saying your jealous of us...

No one is jealous of you, get it through that annoying little head of yours. Why would anyone, want to be like you? You're a dick, that hangs out with dicks. Of whom no one can ride worth a damn, or they would be carving up race tracks around the country. Instead of wanking on about racing on the streets.

[carver]

I read that you said it wheelied, but not well to begin, you changing your story now?

You fuckin full of shit blow hard. If you could wheelie it, you would have put it in the vid.

The wheelies I have seen of yours in other vids clearly shows your completely useless at it.

I'm not saying it's about me, I'm saying you're fuckin useless.

file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Drew/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpgNo one is jealous of you, get it through that annoying little head of yours. Why would anyone, want to be like you? You're a dick, that hangs out with dicks. Of whom no one can ride worth a damn, or they would be carving up race tracks around the country. Instead of wanking on about racing on the streets.

typical, now your shown up you try drag the other person down

i put whatever i want in my vids.

i have never seen one of your vids...care to see how they are?

grow up and get a sense of humor..

your call that my friends are dicks is funny considering you dont know em.

you dont like my shit, fuck off and go cry to someone else.

yet another over ego'd blow hard racer whose mummy didn't give him enough milk as a baby.

its not all about you andrew

i have heard that you say this stuff cause you are angry inside, and need to let it out

a bit like a bully, i think you should find somewhere else to do it, or seek help

[skidMark]

Yet again more proof the entire mair famiy is inbred.

[Sidewinder]

Yet again more proof the entire mair famiy is inbred.

nah drew is the only one that got feed pies!
jimmy and spookie luckie both swim in the tight LG manskin shirts

[nodrog]

whos the chubby chick with the perm?

[carver]

whos the chubby chick with the perm?

haha, tis slicksta!

[nodrog]

haha, tis slicksta!

how the fuck do you get "slicksta" out of that? did that name come from having to roll him around in babyoil and flour to find the wet spot?

[Slicksta]

how the fuck do you get "slicksta" out of that? did that name come from having to roll him around in babyoil and flour to find the wet spot?

Thanks mate
:motu:

[nodrog]

Thanks mate
:motu:

sweet as

http://yellow.co.nz/search/Hamilton/Hairdressers-1.html

http://www.jennycraig.com.au/find-a-centre/nzni/

[Drew]

typical, now your shown up you try drag the other person down

i put whatever i want in my vids.

i have never seen one of your vids...care to see how they are?

grow up and get a sense of humor..

your call that my friends are dicks is funny considering you dont know em.

you dont like my shit, fuck off and go cry to someone else.

yet another over ego'd blow hard racer whose mummy didn't give him enough milk as a baby.

its not all about you andrew

i have heard that you say this stuff cause you are angry inside, and need to let it out

a bit like a bully, i think you should find somewhere else to do it, or seek help

How am I shown up?

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That's one of my wheelies. Got a couple more floating around youtube I think.<object width="425" height="344">

[Sidewinder]

How am I shown up?



That's one of my wheelies. Got a couple more floating around youtube I think.<object width="425" height="344">

5secs! i can nearly have sex for longer than that!

[Slicksta]

sweet as

http://yellow.co.nz/search/Hamilton/Hairdressers-1.html

http://www.jennycraig.com.au/find-a-centre/nzni/

All good then

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-me-jobs/index.htm

[carver]

How am I shown up?



That's one of my wheelies. Got a couple more floating around youtube I think.<object width="425" height="344">

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...
your so proud of that!

thats it?

what a anti climax!

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this is from a year ago...


OWNED

[mister.koz]

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...
your so proud of that!

thats it?

what a anti climax!
this is from a year ago...


OWNED

Nice! :yes:

[Hitcher]

Can you guys please do this without the personal abuse or take it outside.

Please don't make me have to start PDin offending posts. Life's too short.

Thank you.

[carver]

on a serious note, a while ago i realised that to achive true greatness one cannot achive this by dragging others down or by aping others.

one must create what gives him satisfaction unto himself.

so there we go.

[Babelfish]

All in all, a very good bit of footage, with excellent camera work and some seriously good production...and the script was exquisit!

You and the dopey looking sasquatch mother fucker would have to be the most useless waste of space on this planet, and that was the worst 3 minutes of my life (if I dont count rimming yer mother)....when are you doing a cliff jump?

Drew, I have the rest of that footage from the Carterton Sprints, that was some mean shit man!

[carver]

All in all, a very good bit of footage, with excellent camera work and some seriously good production...and the script was exquisit!

You and the dopey looking sasquatch mother fucker would have to be the most useless waste of space on this planet, and that was the worst 3 minutes of my life (if I dont count rimming yer mother)....when are you doing a cliff jump?

Drew, I have the rest of that footage from the Carterton Sprints, that was some mean shit man!

and on a personal level?

[Babelfish]

and on a personal level?

On a personal level it was great, nice work :mellow:

[carver]

On a personal level it was great, nice work :mellow:

haha, finally!

thanks, glad you liked it!

[davebullet]

The first couple of minutes got a little boring watching you go up then down that road (waiting for the ute to pass).

Maybe use a tripod or some image stabilisation software?

It's hard to dopan shots and keep the subject in shot. Suggest going to the outside of the corner with the camera and zooming out as the bike reaches the corner then back in to keep perspective.

I don't know what goals you have for these videos. If just for fun - then they are fine. It would be good to get a little more fact / info about the bike, rather than "its just shit".

The drag race at the end was a good touch.

[Ronin]

theres a reason why its called the few!, so you wouldnt get in if ya paid my mum

Mate she paid me........

[Babelfish]

haha, finally!

thanks, glad you liked it!

...Tossers...

Mr Bullet has the message...do more homework on the shots and dont cut fucking corners like the shots from the back of the bike. There was a lot of wasted shit in there, but some good concepts too. The trick is being able to act like a dick, but actually be averagely clever in production...you'll get there once you start taking your medication again.

Using a mate that looks like a complete fucking drop kick was a nice touch too, and you seem to have a number of option on this count.

...now back to the cliff jump...:eek5:

[Sidewinder]

...Tossers...

Mr Bullet has the message...do more homework on the shots and dont cut fucking corners like the shots from the back of the bike. There was a lot of wasted shit in there, but some good concepts too. The trick is being able to act like a dick, but actually be averagely clever in production...you'll get there once you start taking your medication again.

Using a mate that looks like a complete fucking drop kick was a nice touch too, and you seem to have a number of option on this count.

...now back to the cliff jump...:eek5:

its not a mate its his brother

[Babelfish]

its not a mate its his brother

I was talking about you mostly...I didnt think the other was human...:sick:

[Sidewinder]

I was talking about you mostly...I didnt think the other was human...:sick:

i wasnt even in that vid or take part in any of it dork

[EJK]

[00:36]
"Mooo~"


Nice vid once again Carver. It was very entertaining :)

[<G>]

NZ's biker comedy duo, thanks for the laugh.

Bit harsh, though "the yamaha jog is clearly the better vehicle"

[carver]

The first couple of minutes got a little boring watching you go up then down that road (waiting for the ute to pass).

Maybe use a tripod or some image stabilisation software?

It's hard to dopan shots and keep the subject in shot. Suggest going to the outside of the corner with the camera and zooming out as the bike reaches the corner then back in to keep perspective.

I don't know what goals you have for these videos. If just for fun - then they are fine. It would be good to get a little more fact / info about the bike, rather than "its just shit".

The drag race at the end was a good touch.

we are taking the piss when a bike is ...just shit...
tripod was used, but it was fucking windy that day!
the goals, make the vest 2 person low budget films we can.
this only had the two of us in it, the first part was almost totally filmed by me, apart from the panning moving shots

[Babelfish]

i wasnt even in that vid or take part in any of it dork

I'm almost certain you'd be in one of Carver's videos tucked away somewhere for those rainy nights...he's good at throwing a bone to his loser mates...I bet wierdo in spandex is in there too somewhere....:bye:

[wysper]

this has been on my facebook for a day, so what do you think?

I liked it, funny. And they are starting to look way better too.




I don't know what goals you have for these videos. If just for fun - then they are fine. It would be good to get a little more fact / info about the bike, rather than "its just shit".

The drag race at the end was a good touch.

I agree with dave on a technical view point. It would be nice to hear a little more about the bike rather than just - its shit and can't corner.
However if you are just having a bit of fun. Mission Accomplished.

[Drew]

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...
your so proud of that!

thats it?

what a anti climax!



this is from a year ago...


OWNED


This was the second time we went out on my FZR

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[Cheshire Cat]

Pretty gangsta alright :rofl:

[imdying]

so what do you think?A tripod would be nice, to take away the shaking about when the camera zooms in/out on the static shots.

[NDORFN]

Drew's pretty fucken ace on the stunts. Do you Mormon dudes do any of that?

[Morcs]

I thought Carvers DRZ wheelie was better though. Keeping up for 10 seconds is no biggy and doesnt necessarily need that good'a control, keeping it up for ages is complete control.

But hey, I cant comment, Ive looped twice.

[Drew]

I thought Carvers DRZ wheelie was better though. Keeping up for 10 seconds is no biggy and doesnt necessarily need that good'a control, keeping it up for ages is complete control.

But hey, I cant comment, Ive looped twice.

Ummm, car parks are not very long.

[imdying]

Ummm, car parks are not very long.
Doesn't bother Christian Pfeiffer much :msn-wink:

[Drew]

Doesn't bother Christian Pfeiffer much :msn-wink:

Touche.

Well played sir.

[Sidewinder]

ok put ya youtube vids up here!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129350954#post1129350954

[NDORFN]

Anyone got a link to Carver's best stuff?

[Sidewinder]

Anyone got a link to Carver's best stuff?

go here and you will find all our vids!
http://www.youtube.com/user/scarwall

[carver]

Anyone got a link to Carver's best stuff?

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[imdying]

Touche.

Well played sir.It's just that that statement made me think of that video of him hooning around a carpark doing wheelie doughies on that hideous beemer, and then finishing with the big stoppie, kissing that Brazilian supermodel or whoever she is :lol:

[Drew]

It's just that that statement made me think of that video of him hooning around a carpark doing wheelie doughies on that hideous beemer, and then finishing with the big stoppie, kissing that Brazilian supermodel or whoever she is :lol:

Best show I've seen of him, he was still on that shit box moster. Ten minute run, and he was flawless the whole time.

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[carver]

that is very cool what he can do eh?

[Drew]

that is very cool what he can do eh?

That clip, is the reason I built a stunt bike.

[carver]

That clip, is the reason I built a stunt bike.

i have the bike he uses in the middle.

very similar

[imdying]

that is very cool what he can do eh?What can't he do more like it! I think he's something like 'World Freestyle Motorcycle Stunt Champion' multiple times over or something similar. Dudes a stunting god.

[Drew]

What can't he do more like it! I think he's something like 'World Freestyle Motorcycle Stunt Champion' multiple times over or something similar. Dudes a stunting god.

There is a distinction to that title though.

I'm not sure he's won the big events in the states, but gets the world crown because the europeans got the rights to the title from the international version of MNZ.

Only my interpretation though, just haven't seen him in the finals of any big events in USA is all.

[imdying]

Eeee's right 'ard ee is!


By January 1, 2006, Chris changes onto the BMW F800s and success immediately continues: After no more than 2 months of practice on the new bike, Chris wins the most prestigeous US Streetbike Freestyle Competition, the legendary "Stuntwars" in Florida and right after that, he wins all 3 rounds of the European Stuntriding Championships. The beat goes on: In February 2007, CP scores the Indoor World Championship title in Streetbike-Freestyle......

[Drew]

Eeee's right 'ard ee is!

I stand corrected.