How will it end for carver?

[carver]

well, a interesting question for you all?
how will it end for me?

big crash at speed on the GSXR?

loop a wheelie while in a police chase?

get beaten to death by minimoto racers?

[Mom]

Huge career in marketting, and at least as many grey hairs on your head as I have, after that it is all up to you...;)

[Paul in NZ]

You will wander off after giving up bikes and you will bore people to death with your stories... ie - not much will change...:whistle:

[Sidewinder]

IN A GAY porn vid afer catching AIDS from skidmark

[Deano]

IN A GAY porn vid afer catching AIDS from skidmark
Feck you beat me to it !!

[Sidewinder]

Feck you beat me to it !!
im not good for no reason,

i think hes trying to hint about something he wants to do this sunday:woohoo:

[carver]

You will wander off after giving up bikes and you will bore people to death with your stories... ie - not much will change...:whistle:

never giving up bikes!

im not sidewinder!


IN A GAY porn vid afer catching AIDS from skidmark

too late, i got it from you!

[carver]

im not good for no reason,

i think hes trying to hint about something he wants to do this sunday:woohoo:

too wet this sun!

[Madness]

Like the rabbit in meet the feebles probably.

[puddy]

well, a interesting question for you all?
how will it end for me?

big crash at speed on the GSXR?

loop a wheelie while in a police chase?

get beaten to death by minimoto racers?
AIDS from excessive GAY sex!:yes:

[puddy]

Haha! Great minds ............

[NighthawkNZ]

some one will ignite your fart and you will explode from all the hot gas you seem to be expelling

[Sidewinder]

too wet this sun!

what a fucking let down! i got wets!

[Ixion]

I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

Quite seriously.

I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.

[sil3nt]

Falling off Fairfield bridge whilst trying to ride a minimoto over the humps!

[tri boy]

Pataya Daily News

"A Kiwi national died today in the red light district, after the donkey that was rooting him broke free of it's harness, and destroyed the kiwi's anus, and lower intestine.
The nationals name is yet to be released, but has been known to respond to "Carver".
The donkey was uninjured, and the club has requested sidewinder to join the show staff".

[carver]

some one will ignite your fart and you will explode from all the hot gas you seem to be expelling

hmmm, can you feel the heat?


what a fucking let down! i got wets!

wets for what?
a dirt bike?


I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

Quite seriously.

I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.

i suspect not, every girl i have stuck with has got into bikes, and i am far too selfish for kids.
nope, the quiet life is not for me
i like it on the edge.


Falling off Fairfield bridge whilst trying to ride a minimoto over the humps!

the daytona wont make it up!

[nallac]

Feck you beat me to it !!

me too.....

[carver]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/the-gay-marriage-formula.jpg

[sinfull]

You will prolly die as egotistical as you are now !

But with a little realization that only a few really cared, The rest clapped and laughed at you, not with you !

[carver]

You will prolly die as egotistical as you are now !

But with a little realization that only a few really cared, The rest clapped and laughed at you, not with you !

full realisation here.

the rest looked on, as the subject entertained them

[Sidewinder]

full realisation here.

the rest looked on, as the subject entertained them

not the subject. just the failure!

[carver]

not the subject. just the failure!

failure is what people naturally wish to see in others

[Sidewinder]

failure is what people naturally wish to see in others

or its just what naturally happens!:whistle:

[carver]

or its just what naturally happens!:whistle:

haha, true, il text ya 021

[LBD]

well, a interesting question for you all?
how will it end for me?

big crash at speed on the GSXR?

loop a wheelie while in a police chase?

get beaten to death by minimoto racers?

Leaping to your death off a ramp into a fiery canyon on a triumph (some one elses) while wearing a Michelin man suit listening to Jethro Tulls...to old to Rock n Roll....

[carver]

Leaping to your death off a ramp into a fiery canyon on a triumph (some one elses) while wearing a Michelin man suit listening to Jethro Tulls...to old to Rock n Roll....

not bad, just need to get that triumph

[P38]

I have visions or your arse meeting your face at a considerable rate of knots.

Unfortunately "Only The Good Die Young" Carver :yes:

So you'll be with us for a long while yet

You'll probally end up dumped in some shit house old peoples home by those who love you most. After they have cleaned out your bank accounts and nicked off with all your assest that is.

You'll be constantly dribbling on ya shirt and having ya arse wiped by some minimum wage caregiver who can't speak any engilsh that you can recognise, all the while trying to remember what you had for lunch.

Ah the Golden Years,
kinda makes it all worth while huh. :yes:

[short-circuit]

Slow and painful - just like his movies....

[AllanB]

As Ixion suggested a family life without motorcycles beckons you until you hit 48 and have a mid life crisis.

You purchase the latest and greatest 295hp (government governed to be sub 300) GSXRR1800ss electric ultra-hyper sports bike in a vain attempt to relive your youth.

While riding over the third tier of the Sue Bradford Memorial Auckland Harbour bridge you attempt to pop a mono (after previously downloading the NWO software - Non-Wheelie-Override) you promptly flip the bike.
Luckily for you your riding suit (in day-glow safety pink) instantly inflates to protects you, however due to your speed :whistle: you roll into the polluted Harbour and ingest a terminal amount of the infected water.

KB holds a memorial run in your honor and has a fun-raising 24 hour movie day of your much misunderstood cinematic career.

[cave weta]

not bad, just need to get that triumph

I thought you were trying to get shares in a street triple?

[carver]

I thought you were trying to get shares in a street triple?

a bit queer for me!

[EJK]

You will have 50 grandchildren :)

[carver]

You will have 50 grandchildren :)

not if i stay queer!

[Sensei]

You will end just like how you where conceived . Your Mother will sit down in the shower & DROWN you !!!!!:yes:

[Marmoot]

well, a interesting question for you all?
how will it end for me?

Get smacked by your momma when the government listens to the referendum.
Then you'll end up crying for 2 days and sell your bike to buy a Honda Civic. Lowered and with big exhaust.

[mynameis]

MFSC racing to MotoGP with lots of money, sex, drugs, booz and girls to party with :lol:

Dreams are tax free :laugh:

[munterk6]

really? who cares......

[madbikeboy]

How will it end?

One day, Carver will lose his virginity. With a woman. The shock will be too great to bear, and he'll move to the Coromandel and take up with Tandori Nacho, smoking weed and talking shit.

[slofox]

He'll give up motorbikes in favour of lawn bowls...which he will become very good at and go on to represent New Zild at the Olympic Games...

[nallac]

I have visions or your arse meeting your face at a considerable rate of knots.

Unfortunately "Only The Good Die Young" Carver :yes:

So you'll be with us for a long while yet

You'll probally end up dumped in some shit house old peoples home by those who love you most. After they have cleaned out your bank accounts and nicked off with all your assest that is.

You'll be constantly dribbling on ya shirt and having ya arse wiped by some minimum wage caregiver who can't speak any engilsh that you can recognise, all the while trying to remember what you had for lunch.

Ah the Golden Years,
kinda makes it all worth while huh. :yes:

all this happens just after you buy a C50T

[fire eyes]

I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

Quite seriously.

I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.

I can sooooooooo totally agree, more to the latter anyway :Oops:

[ManDownUnder]

After a few years you'll suddenly work out what people really think of you and you spend your days medicated to the eyeballs, rocking yourself to sleep in a special "huggy jacket"

[Murray]

Beaten to death by a group of Motorcycle traders whose bikes he's given shit in one of his video's.

Payback

[Goblin]

I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

Quite seriously.

I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.Wot he said!

[.chris]

I think you will go out just like Steve Fossett.

Last seen riding out into nowhere, remains found months later mostly eaten by wolves

[Dargor]

Beaten to death by a group of Motorcycle traders whose bikes he's given shit in one of his video's.

Payback

lol, yea my vote is on that one.

[ready4whatever]

brain hemerage

[Morcs]

Heart attack when on his knees sucking skidmarks cock, with sidewinders balls being rubbed on the back of his head.

[carver]

He'll give up motorbikes in favour of lawn bowls...which he will become very good at and go on to represent New Zild at the Olympic Games...

the future was brighter that i had ever planned!

[short-circuit]

I always feel a little grubby contributing a comment for what is, afterall, just fuel for another masturbation session for Carver (and his fluffer boys)

[P38]

all this happens just after you buy a C50T

Quite possibly.

Might as well enjoy it while I can then. :scooter:

[2wheeldrifter]

Not sure how.... but think even when your dead, your still going to be reamed! :yes:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Either the syphillus that's already eaten your nuts and rotted your (pea) brain will eventually kill you, or you'll do an 'Elvis' and have a stroke trying to back one out, seeing as your shit is no doubt so well packed in.