Who are ya? who am I?

[martybabe]

Don't you find this KB thing strange... I was in Taupo the other day and I saw Katman in Pack and save, it could have been Katman but I wasn't about to tap a total stranger on the shoulder and say " scuze me Mister are you Katman" the thing is, he looked exactly how I would expect Katman to look.

I just find it bizzare that so many personalities with such different lives all lurk here behind little avatar thingies. I've seen the threads with the 'show us what you look like' photos but it's far from the full picture isn't it.

I have almost daily conversations with people on here and honestly I've become very fond of some of you but I could have walked past you by a hissing bog in Rotorua and never have known it was you, kinda weird nes pas?

What if, when I meet people I've known for ages on here, They're bitterly disappointed with what their eyes behold. " I thought you'd be taller, shorter, funnier or younger" Does any one match up to their on line persona I wonder, are the hard men really shy little ineffectual types, do the self appointed world's best riders actually ride GN 250s like Nannas?

The handful that I've met off KB, to a man, were nothing like I imagined, fortunately though all were bosting people. What's James Deuce really like? how big is big Dave, where is Hitcher's secret whisky cupboard. I feel like I know all the characters so well but I don't really know any of you and that is perhaps your good fortune.:yes:

Anyway, I've determined to get out and about more this summer as it may be my last In NZ, in an effort to disappoint as many KBers as I can find.:D See you out there my mysterious little cyber friends.:love:


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[Pussy]

What's James Deuce really like?

A real good bastard, and possibly the most courteous motorcyclist I have EVER ridden with... that's what!

Now I just hope he doesn't read this and get funny about it!

[Blackbird]

Anyway, I've determined to get out and about more this summer as it may be my last In NZ, in an effort to disappoint as many KBers as I can find.:D See you out there my mysterious little cyber friends.:love:

Well don't forget this little corner of the country although it's a fair way to come and be bitterly disappointed in Blackbird :whistle:. Always a comfortable bed, good food and Glenmorangie though:yes:

[Murray]

You mean thats not really your tongue in your avatar. Boy thats ruined my day. I'm going to the pub now!!!!

[MSTRS]

I just find it bizzare that so many personalities with such different lives all lurk here behind little avatar thingies. I've seen the threads with the 'show us what you look like' photos but it's far from the full picture isn't it.



I doubt that I've met anyone who looked anything like I imagined. Prolly a good thing, mind....I imagined Ixion looked like that chap on telly lately talking about telco costs (Ernie Newman?).
I'm not fat, with blue hair...nor is your tongue that big (ooo, doesn't sound good, does it?)

[martybabe]

A real good bastard, and possibly the most courteous motorcyclist I have EVER ridden with... that's what!



Is that right, you just can't tell eh, I'd like to get him and Pritch to have a chat and just listen in, man there's some knowledge and experience in that little bundle.


it's a fair way to come and be bitterly disappointed in Blackbird :

Not a bloody chance of dissapointment Geoff, I'll come and see your new bike, if you ever make your mind up that is.:lol:


You mean thats not really your tongue in your avatar. Boy thats ruined my day. I'm going to the pub now!!!!

Relax Murray, that really is my tongue dude, the bride quite likes it, except when it's talking :whistle:

[MIXONE]

That's me in my avatar.
ATGATT!

[Big Dave]

Global.

<tenchars> </tenchars>

[Swoop]

how big is big Dave,
Normal height, actually...

[MIXONE]

Relax Murray, that really is my tongue dude, the bride quite likes it, except when it's talking :whistle:

If you can breathe through your ears you are every woman's fantasy.:whistle:

[Maha]

Ou very first KB party, two guys had registered to attend, one being MackTheKnife and the other being insane1. Now I had not met either of these blokes, but questions were asked, how insane is insane1?? and is Mack really like that axe welding hairy mother fucker in his avatar? well yes he is :whistle:

And if the bloke at Pac n Save was up the ladder in the wine isle then chances are it was Katman...:yes:

[martybabe]

That's me in my avatar.
ATGATT!

Ha, you don't spell none of the gear most of the time like that :yes:


Global.

<tenchars> </tenchars>

Jeeze, you is big!


Normal height, actually...

I take it you is globally proportioned too :)


If you can breathe through your ears you are every woman's fantasy.:whistle:

I fantasise about being every woman's fantasy, is that close enough?

[martybabe]

I doubt that I've met anyone who looked anything like I imagined. Prolly a good thing, mind....I imagined Ixion looked like that chap on telly lately talking about telco costs (Ernie Newman?).
I'm not fat, with blue hair...nor is your tongue that big (ooo, doesn't sound good, does it?)

He is too everybody, tubby as a barge with the bluest do I ever knew. Ok I lied a bit :whistle:


Ou very first KB party, two guys had registered to attend, one being MackTheKnife and the other being insane1. Now I had not met either of these blokes, but questions were asked, how insane is insane1?? and is Mack really like that axe welding hairy mother fucker in his avatar? well yes he is :whistle:

:

Well yes, I could see how that would be cause for concern, at my residency/leaving party I shall only invite people with handles such as 'fluffy bunny' or ' Igivepeoplemoneyfornoreasonboy' :yes:

[Toot Toot]

Big Dave was being nice when he invented that name... like the Mitre 10 mega ads..... He's HUGE!


But Huge Dave doesn't have the same ring to it

[Maha]

He is too everybody, tubby as a barge with the bluest do I ever knew. Ok I lied a bit :whistle:



Well yes, I could see how that would be cause for concern, at my residency/leaving party I shall only invite people with handles such as 'fluffy bunny' or ' Igivepeoplemoneyfornoreasonboy' :yes:

How did you figure out my rap name? Maha Fluff Bunny.

[The Stranger]

Ou very first KB party, two guys had registered to attend, one being MackTheKnife and the other being insane1. Now I had not met either of these blokes, but questions were asked, how insane is insane1?? and is Mack really like that axe welding hairy mother fucker in his avatar? well yes he is :whistle:



So, don't keep us in suspense, is insane1 really insane?

[MIXONE]

And if the bloke at Pac n Save was up the ladder in the wine isle then chances are it was Katman...:yes:

Does he need the ladder to climb up on his high horse?

[Maha]

So, don't keep us in suspense, is insane1 really insane?

No hes just weird.....I mean, who could put a Micron can on a Burger and get away with it?

[Big Dave]

195cm. Shy, reserved and enjoy knitting and television.

[MSTRS]

How did you figure out my rap name?

Nah mate...just tried it for you and got The Def Funk. Try (http://rapstarname.com/) it for yourself...
I'm MC Outlaw....cool eh?

[The Stranger]

how big is big Dave,

Dunno, never really been game to find out.

[Swoop]

I take it you is globally proportioned too :)
Alas, no. Definately not global. We do see eye to eye though.

[Laava]

I'm much better lookinger than my avatar suggests!
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44227000/jpg/_44227545_nigel_bbcpicgall.jpg

[Laava]

Skiddy is the exception. He was how I imagined him and I don't mean that in a bad way. MSTRS and Yungy, well they are just BAD, Maha and Mom are also a riot but GiJoe? Nothing can prepare you for that! Bahahahaha! Articulated madness ON SPEED!

[martybabe]

How did you figure out my rap name? Maha Fluff Bunny.

:laugh: you were invited anyway fluff bunny, no rap though eh.



I'm much better lookinger than my avatar suggests!

You is too, I don't bat for that team but that enigmatic smile could win me over, I think I did see you by that bubbling stink hole in Rotorua, were you that bloke that fell in two weekends ago? :D

[Laava]

No, I was the one making the smell!

[Big Dave]

Alas, no. Definately not global. We do see eye to eye though.

Next time I'll stand up. Have to slouch to hear sometimes. :-)

[2wheeldrifter]

You mean thats not really your tongue in your avatar. Boy thats ruined my day. I'm going to the pub now!!!!

Yeah all those ladies (maybe guys too) are now ready to throw themselves off a bridge.. you tease

Well maybe we should all wear a name tag with our username??

[Swoop]

Next time I'll stand up. Have to bend down to hear sometimes. :-)
You were definately standing up at the Motomail Sale. Just jandals on though.

[Trudes]

If you can breathe through your ears you are every woman's fantasy.:whistle:

Hell yeah!!!

Anyway Martybabe, make sure you let us know next time you're in Welly, would love to meet you in person.
I try really hard not to imagine what people are like in real life, it saves disappointment ;)
The most common thing I get when I meet KB folk for the first time is that i'm younger than they imagined... However I don't get that as much since I changed my name.

[martybabe]

Skiddy is the exception. He was how I imagined him and I don't mean that in a bad way. MSTRS and Yungy, well they are just BAD, Maha and Mom are also a riot but GiJoe? Nothing can prepare you for that! Bahahahaha! Articulated madness ON SPEED!

Mstrs and youngy, top blokes, maha and mom are in the appointment book, she's gonna get some lovin, I don't care how big her man is :yes: and Gi? well one day if he ever stops long enough eh.

What about Hitcher, does he talk with apostrophes?:scratch: Is JRandom always so polite or is he direct once in a while, is Scummy really a good egg or are there dark secrets involving ladies changing rooms behind the facade, tune in next week, same time same channel to see all of your favourite avatars duke it out. All of KBs a stage and we are but bits and bites of ourselves upon it.

[Big Dave]

You were definately standing up at the Motomail Sale. Just jandals on though.

Got measured yesterday.
195cm. Too many kg.
Started on Jenny Craig and the rowing machine again.

[martybabe]

Hell yeah!!!

Anyway Martybabe, make sure you let us know next time you're in Welly, would love to meet you in person.
I try really hard not to imagine what people are like in real life, it saves disappointment ;)
The most common thing I get when I meet KB folk for the first time is that i'm younger than they imagined... However I don't get that as much since I changed my name.

Do you see the pressure gorgeous, I know you think I'm beautiful, witty, intelligent and I'm sporting a metre long tongue, when we do meet and I hope it's soonish, you'll quickly realise only one of the above is actually true :sweatdrop

Nah, be great to catch up but nobody seems to understand the English what I do be speaking, you do all the talking and ply me with beer and you just may get the point where I'm a pleasure to be with. Kisses for you x x x

[Trudes]

Do you see the pressure gorgeous, I know you think I'm beautiful, witty, intelligent and I'm sporting a metre long tongue, when we do meet and I hope it's soonish, you'll quickly realise only one of the above is actually true :sweatdrop

Nah, be great to catch up but nobody seems to understand the English what I do be speaking, you do all the talking and ply me with beer and you just may get the point where I'm a pleasure to be with. Kisses for you x x x
Oh please let it be the tongue!!!!
*blush* I'm actually really quiet (until I get pissed, then I'm a filthy mouthed loud wench!) so you can do the talking and I'll just giggle. ;)

[yungatart]

Don't you find this KB thing strange...


The handful that I've met off KB, to a man, were nothing like I imagined, fortunately though all were bosting people.

Anyway, I've determined to get out and about more this summer as it may be my last In NZ, in an effort to disappoint as many KBers as I can find.:D See you out there my mysterious little cyber friends.:love:

What about the ladies? Or did I forget to shave my beard that day???


He is too everybody, tubby as a barge with the bluest do I ever knew. Ok I lied a bit :whistle:





Mstrs and youngy, top blokes, maha and mom are in the appointment book, she's gonna get some lovin, I don't care how big her man is :yes: and Gi? well one day if he ever stops long enough eh.


I reallly must have forgotten to shave, either that or I have been fooling myself all this time that I am female....
I tell you...this man speaks with forked tongue!! I don't know that it is a metre long either....

[merv]

Normal height, actually...

Huh Big Dave, he's as tall as me and Finn combined and I thought I was normal.

[Maha]

Does he need the ladder to climb up on his high horse?

Would that be his 'One Trick Pony' you speak of??....:rockon:

[martybabe]

What about the ladies? Or did I forget to shave my beard that day???

I reallly must have forgotten to shave, either that or I have been fooling myself all this time that I am female....
I tell you...this man speaks with forked tongue!! I don't know that it is a metre long either....

OK, you got me. To whom it may concern: yungatart is the most womanly woman I know, she does not have a beard, not even a 5 o'clock shadow and she is beautiful to the core and then some. Mstrs is not a portly chap, quite the reverse, he needs to eat more hot chippies and his hair is not blue.

Mkay, am I forgiven...good. love to you both, top blokes and no mistake. x:p

[merv]

Nah, be great to catch up but nobody seems to understand the English what I do be speaking

What were you born in Taihape?

[Maha]

OK, you got me. To whom it may concern: yungatart is the most womanly woman I know, she does not have a beard, not even a 5 o'clock shadow and she is beautiful to the core and then some. Mstrs is not a portly chap, quite the reverse, he needs to eat more hot chippies and his hair is not blue.

Mkay, am I forgiven...good. love to you both, top blokes and no mistake. x:p

Have you ever seen her at 3am???....:eek:

[martybabe]

Got measured yesterday.
195cm. .

That is a lot of cms BigDave, I wonder how tall you would be in England.


What were you born in Taihape?


:) Nah, England, I'm told I talk too fast and I pronounce my vowels the right way round, seems to confuse everyone here. " a packet of ciggies please".... "we've only got diet is that OK" :scratch: you see the dilemma ? :scratch:

[James Deuce]

What were you born in Taihape?

No, he was hit in the mouth by a gumboot whilst riding through Taihape.

Thanks to Pussy I've gone all funny.

Hang on, that doesn't look right....

[Kendog]

Oh please let it be the tongue!!!!
Cut that flirty shit out :spanking:


*blush* I'm actually really quiet
Lies, all lies.


(until I get pissed, then I'm a filthy mouthed loud wench!)
That's true :drinkup:

[martybabe]

No, he was hit in the mouth by a gumboot whilst riding through Taihape.

I don't get the Taihape joke...I'm such a pomme. On a good note though I have heard of the place, things are looking up.

[James Deuce]

Cut that flirty shit out :spanking:


I won't mention the tits then.

Doh!

[Big Dave]

That is a lot of cms BigDave, I wonder how tall you would be in England.


A touch under 6'5" and capable of opening Batting and Bowling.

[martybabe]

I'm not getting a lot of info on the peeps behind the mask am I,but Man (except Youngatart) I'm getting some chuckles though, fair picked me up.

Well ,Whoever you are,behind your little avatars, you're a funny bunch for sure.....or is that what you want me to think, hmmm.

[Mikkel]

Yep, it's always funny meeting people in person that you've only dealt with online. Funny how the mind unconciously tries to fit all the available information into some sort of box for easy handling - and always a good reminder to see how many blanks that it hadn't filled out once you do meet up in R-world.

But given the title I can not resist.... Whatareya?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xasd5_wWCaI&feature=related

[martybabe]

Yep, it's always funny meeting people in person that you've only dealt with online. Funny how the mind unconciously tries to fit all the available information into some sort of box for easy handling - and always a good reminder to see how many blanks that it hadn't filled out once you do meet up in R-world.



Oh yer so on it there M, I really wanted to meet Ynot slow at the last Taranaki Meet up. This bloke came up to me and introduced himself as Tony and I said hi, as you do, not a flicker of recognition in my head at all and he could sense it. He persisted for a short while telling me where he was from but no nothing rang any bells.He re-introduced himself as Ynot slow and I jumped up and gave the bastard a hug, I'd been itching to meet him and we'd spoken often on line but my mind had decided on a picture of him and it wasn't budging despite the evidence in front of me :D. Then again I had sampled a few cans of fall over juice.....

Good vid dude, enjoyed the K.O. particularly. :yes:

[Mom]

The most common thing I get when I meet KB folk for the first time is that i'm younger than they imagined... However I don't get that as much since I changed my name.

I will never, ever forget meeting you for the first time. Shit Oh Dear, what a blonde I am, bet that woman still talks about the crazy lady at the train station that hugged her randomly :killingme


I tell you...this man speaks with forked tongue!! I don't know that it is a metre long either....

Imagine a forked tongue like the one in his avatar though tart :o


:) Nah, England, I'm told I talk too fast and I pronounce my vowels the right way round, seems to confuse everyone here. " a packet of ciggies please".... "we've only got diet is that OK" :scratch: you see the dilemma ? :scratch:

I met my cousin, lets call him Randy, for the first time. He collected me from the airport in St Johns, New Foundland. Had never seen him, he had not seen me, but we instantly recognised one another. Now his mother tongue (note a theme here?) is English. I speak Unglish like a kiwi, so it is fast and unintelligable sometimes, but do you think I could understand a word Randy was saying? Well, try one word in 3 if I was lucky. A mix of Irish brogue, mixed with a Canadian accent all delivered at machine gun pace. Exhausting :lol:

Lovin eh? :banana: I cant wait!


A touch under 6'5" and capable of opening Batting and Bowling.

Dear God. I probably dont come up to your elbow...LOL Lofty old 5'2" if I stand really, really straight.

[MSTRS]

I won't mention the tits then.

Doh!

That'll be the shirty flit you were thinking of? This lesdixier is a terrible affliction.

[Big Dave]

Dear God. I probably dont come up to your elbow...LOL Lofty old 5'2" if I stand really, really straight.

http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.Pictures/misc4/king.jpg

[Trudes]

I won't mention the tits then.

Doh!

:gob: :spanking:

[MSTRS]

Imagine a forked tongue like the one in his avatar though tart :o

NOOOO. I'll never be able to keep her happy now...:gob:

[martybabe]

Ere, you seem to have a minimoto coming out yer arse Dave.


NOOOO. I'll never be able to keep her happy now...:gob:

Oh, I think she's happy enough mate, just don't be intimating that she's in any way male mkay, she gets a bit uppity and uses rude words. :yes:

[ynot slow]

Oh yer so on it there M, I really wanted to meet Ynot slow at the last Taranaki Meet up. This bloke came up to me and introduced himself as Tony and I said hi, as you do, not a flicker of recognition in my head at all and he could sense it. He persisted for a short while telling me where he was from but no nothing rang any bells.He re-introduced himself as Ynot slow and I jumped up and gave the bastard a hug, I'd been itching to meet him and we'd spoken often on line but my mind had decided on a picture of him and it wasn't budging despite the evidence in front of me :D. Then again I had sampled a few cans of fall over juice.....

Good vid dude, enjoyed the K.O. particularly. :yes:

Mate we all had had a feew bevies.Right back at ya.When I bought a pair of boots off trade me,I picked them up in NP,talking a bit of shit and got on about bikes and injuries,asked the guy if he was on KB,yep and I said are you Boob,correct.

[martybabe]

Now his mother tongue (note a theme here?) is English. I speak Unglish like a kiwi, so it is fast and unintelligable sometimes, but do you think I could understand a work Randy was saying? Well, try one word in 3 if I was lucky. A mix of Irish brogue, mixed with a Canadian accent all delivered at machine gun pace. Exhausting :lol:

Lovin eh? :banana: I cant wait!


.

Ah, you see where I'm coming from then, nobody calls me randy though :lol:

As for the lovin... there comes the dissapointment I alluded to earlier, a quick peck on the cheeck and a cup of tea passes for lovin these days :crybaby:

[Big Dave]

Gump voice: Do you have one for the other butt tock?

[Mom]

Insert pic of large man on bike

Want to know something? Once upon a time I sat astride a V-Rod. I was so impressed! Now this bike fit me. Stand the bike up, I am flat footed, can reach the bars, "moar powa" was pontentially mine :yes:

Then the lovely men around took the weight of the stationary bike so I could see where my feet went. Sadly, I needed those little wooden blocks that you see on kids tricycles, my feet did not reach the foot controls. No shames here I can assure you. Small things, little packages :o


As for the lovin... there comes the dissapointment I alluded to earlier, a quick peck on the cheeck and a cup of tea passes for lovin these days :crybaby:


Sounds divine :love:

[martybabe]

Well so far I've established that BigDave is In fact a largish individual as his handle would suggest. I'm still none the wiser about any of the other characters in this rolling soap opera and I'm sure as hell no closer to finding Hitchers secret Whisky cupboard. I guess you'll all just have to be a constructed image in me wee heed then . I shall imagine the people behind the avatars, till I track some of you buggers down.

If you didn't want to live in my head as rampaging nimphomaniacs or plumbers in mini skirts, you should have fessed up here shouldn't you.

Till we meet out there on the streets of Lorado, I bid all you secret squirrels farewell and thanks for the laughs whoever you are. x

Who are You?

[peasea]

How did you figure out my rap name? Maha Fluff Bunny.

Ya fuckin' WHAT!!!???
Maha Fluff Bunny??!!

ROFL, LMFAO, clunk, bash, fell off me freeakin' chair I did.

Crackup.

OMG, flailing about on the floor, urinating profusely, stomach cramps etc......

Oh, no, just poohed musself too.

Maha Fluff Bunny....jeeeeezuss....just bashed my head on the underside of the pooter desk, I'm gonna bleed to death laughing.

[Mom]

Maha Fluff Bunny??!!

Yeah, he cant deny it. I have been known to call him fluffy for short :love:

[Number One]

I'm actually really quiet (until I get pissed, then I'm a filthy mouthed loud wench!) so you can do the talking and I'll just giggle. ;)

:rofl: Damn we must be pissed together a LOT then :hug:

[MsKABC]

I'm still none the wiser about any of the other characters in this rolling soap opera .... I shall imagine the people behind the avatars, till I track some of you buggers down.

If you didn't want to live in my head as rampaging nimphomaniacs or plumbers in mini skirts, you should have fessed up here shouldn't you.

Till we meet out there on the streets of Lorado, I bid all you secret squirrels farewell and thanks for the laughs whoever you are. x

Who are You?

You are on my friends list, so you've seen pictures of me. Aside from that, I'm pretty much just like the way I post - cheeky as hell and I laugh a lot.

We will have to have a get together for you if you are in Auckland this summer.

[325rocket]

interesting thread.

as for being disappointed at meeting people ... what sort of person would be disappointed after meeting someone?
ive met people that were nothing like i thought they would be but ive never been disappointed with anyone, seems really strange to think you (me) could be a disappoint.

[Katman]

Don't you find this KB thing strange... I was in Taupo the other day and I saw Katman in Pack and save, it could have been Katman but I wasn't about to tap a total stranger on the shoulder and say " scuze me Mister are you Katman" the thing is, he looked exactly how I would expect Katman to look.



Relax. I'll let you know when you've found me.

[martybabe]

You are on my friends list, so you've seen pictures of me. Aside from that, I'm pretty much just like the way I post - cheeky as hell and I laugh a lot.

We will have to have a get together for you if you are in Auckland this summer.

Mmm, laughs a lot, pretty as a picture and cheeky..check + gorgeous youngster.. check. I'd say you've pretty much got it all covered there babe,here's to you and your lovely family :drinkup:
Dunno about Aukland though, there be monsters up there.


interesting thread.

as for being disappointed at meeting people ... what sort of person would be disappointed after meeting someone?
ive met people that were nothing like i thought they would be but ive never been disappointed with anyone, seems really strange to think you (me) could be a disappoint.

Oh I can assure you I've been a constant source of dissapointment to my parents, the bride and many other folk along the way.:rofl:


Relax. I'll let you know when you've found me.

:laugh: Taken in the spirit it was meant, well done sir although if it was you, you might want to have a re-think about the stubbies and Ugg boots KM, it's not a good look mate.:gob:

[ready4whatever]

wonder how many kbers see eachother during the day without knowing. when i see a bike go past i wonder if he/she is one

[Ixion]

..



:laugh: Taken in the spirit it was meant, well done sir although if it was you, you might want to have a re-think about the stubbies and Ugg boots KM, it's not a good look mate.:gob:

Stubbies and Ugg boots would be OK, it's combining them with the purple bra and pink tutu that goes over the odds.

[martybabe]

Stubbies and Ugg boots would be OK, it's combining them with the purple bra and pink tutu that goes over the odds.

Oh you saw him too. :killingme

[Insanity_rules]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a wet burlap sack and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.


Stubbies and Ugg boots would be OK, it's combining them with the purple bra and pink tutu that goes over the odds.

Oh great, there goes my outfit for the next KB party. Oh well back to the gimp mask, summer dress, gumboots and scuba tank.

[Number One]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a wet burlap sack and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Daddy? Is that you?

[Insanity_rules]

Daddy? Is that you?

Wow its gone from an introduce yourself thread to an episode of Jerry Springer. Come to me my dear long lost one and we shall dance in the daisy fields and fashion shoes from porcupine carcases in the old belgain tradition.

[Number One]

Wow its gone from an introduce yourself thread to an episode of Jerry Springer. Come to me my dear long lost one and we shall dance in the daisy fields and fashion shoes from porcupine carcases in the old belgain tradition.
That sounds like a right blast - unfortunately I suffer terribly from Hayfever and have an aversion to carcase :eek:

[Insanity_rules]

That sounds like a right blast - unfortunately I suffer terribly from Hayfever and have an aversion to carcase :eek:

Thats a shame, Oh well how about a pint and some bike stories then!

[Number One]

Thats a shame, Oh well how about a pint and some bike stories then!
Add some wedges and you are orn! :niceone:

[martybabe]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a wet burlap sack and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.



Well thank you mate, I feel like I know a little more about the man behind the Avatar now and that is what I asked for after all, I wonder, would a photo be a possibility, just in case our paths cross in the future, I'd really like to see you coming.....so I can get a head start in the sprint ::killingme:killingme

Man youse got some deep dark humour going on, fucking funny but somehow I feel a little dirty now :niceone:


Add some wedges and you are orn! :niceone:

Don't do it Babe, the man wears meat helmets for cripes sakes :eek:

[StoneY]

wonder how many kbers see eachother during the day without knowing. when i see a bike go past i wonder if he/she is one

Thats happening to me since I started playing TAG Orama - (is that guys going for the TAG- is he a KB'er- WAS THAT BMWST's ride passing ME! ARRGH


Met up with Krazygixerman on a tag run- and he was NOTHING like I thought he would be- but I was not disappointed we had a ball and tore the road up
:niceone:

[martybabe]

Thats happening to me since I started playing TAG Orama - (is that guys going for the TAG- is he a KB'er- WAS THAT BMWST's ride passing ME! ARRGH


Met up with Krazygixerman on a tag run- and he was NOTHING like I thought he would be- but I was not disappointed we had a ball and tore the road up
:niceone:

You Know, I've passed a few KBers that I've recognised by their bike, done a quick u-ee and given chase to say Hi. Now I think of it They were going awfully fast after they saw me trying to flag them down. I have a sneaking suspicion they had recognised me too and were heading for the hills in an escape bid. Unfriendly Bastids, the nurse says I'm much better now, fit for general society as long as I stay on the meds...Be my fwends and stop running away will ya! :rolleyes:

[Number One]

would a photo be a possibility, just in case our paths cross in the future, I'd really like to see you coming....
I don't do photos for all in sundry but then you know what me and my clan look like and we know what you look like so if our paths cross we shall all know about it ;)

What Trudes said - when you and the bride make it down our way sing out :yes:

[martybabe]

I don't do photos for all in sundry but then you know what me and my clan look like and we know what you look like so if our paths cross we shall all know about it ;)

What Trudes said - when you and the bride make it down our way sing out :yes:

I was only asking for a photo from Insanity rules, sos I know who to run away from, I think the dudes madder than me :eek:

Of course I know what you and your clan look like, 'tis one of the nicest little family group photos I've ever seen, I really hope your all as happy as you look in that photo.

Thanks for the invite but as I said before,when we finally do meet, prepare for disappointment and you wont be disappointed :scratch::rofl:

It's been great, thanks all, catch you out there somewhere. :clap:

[Big Dave]

Good - now close the door on your way out. We want to talk about you. :rolleyes:

[martybabe]

Good - now close the door on your way out. We want to talk about you. :rolleyes:

At last a decent topic of conversation :clap:

Ok I'm going and the door is shutting .....but I'm still listening though:D

[007XX]

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

[Maha]

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

The first time I met you? at PinkHoggies party, you had a black wig on, but for a few moments I thought it was you real hair and I wanted it, which, if my memory serves me well, I did end up with it for a while, even had it on back to front, like cousin it...sunglasses and all....we all changed the world that night, but by the morning, it was back how it was the day before..:rolleyes:

[martybabe]

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

Thank you for your contribution sweetness, You've always struck me as an open, honest, kind and forthright person, no surprises in any of your revelations there Although I suspect you have a few tales to tell :nono: Not sure I've ever seen a picture of you but that's cool, you've got a beautiful soul, frankly I don't care if you look like a mop bucket.

I'm not at all surprised to read a frank account of your doings on here but I seem to have failed in my mission to drag out 'the others' You know, the ones that lurk in the shadows, the two little red eyes under a stone that watch your every move and occasionally leap out and shout about the world as they see it then slink back under the cover of darkness to the safety of their stone or avatar :shifty:

Acshully that's utter crap, I was just trying to find out a bit more about the characters that I chat and debate nonsense with on here, people with a great sense of humour or like minded and Knowledgeable people who's cyber company I enjoy so much but no matter how much I enjoy their momentary company, the vast majority are just little avatars in this rolling soap drama. I often wonder who they really are, so one more time for the road....

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[Swoop]

Started on Jenny Craig and the rowing machine again.
Oh dear. I hope I didn't start something!

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a wet burlap sack and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Shouldn't you have Quasi's avatar?

[martybabe]

Oh dear. I hope I didn't start something!

Shouldn't you have Quasi's avatar?

:clap: He is a worry that one :laugh:

[Big Dave]

Oh dear. I hope I didn't start something!

Nah - Injured and fell off the exercise wagon - fit again and need to HTFU.

[cc rider]

If you can breathe through your ears you are every woman's fantasy.:whistle:
....now MIX, that won't work either, what with hands clasped firmly on said ears....marty, assume the position :chase:

I think the expectation of online persona v reality would be to close for comfort for some. :devil2: :innocent:

I have made some great friends on here. Would be cool to come over & meet yus. Or visa versa :grouphug:

[Insanity_rules]

I wonder, would a photo be a possibility, just in case our paths cross in the future, I'd really like to see you coming.....so I can get a head start in the sprint ::killingme:killingme

OK here ya go, one picture. I'm not mad, I just march to the beat of my own drum............

I think it may be broken.

[SARGE]

what you see is what you get with me ..didnt get this damn attractive by being politically correct.

[martybabe]

OK here ya go, one picture. I'm not mad, I just march to the beat of my own drum............

I think it may be broken.

Nice one mate, you had me worried for a while but now I've seen your photo you look just like the rest of my family, in fact you bear a remarkable resemblance to Uncle Pete, considered to be the most sane of our clan.

I am comforted by your photo and I shall now away and fashion myself a meat helmet in your honour.:laugh:

[_Shrek_]

Acshully that's utter crap, I was just trying to find out a bit more about the characters that I chat and debate nonsense with on here, people with a great sense of humour or like minded and Knowledgeable people who's cyber company I enjoy so much but no matter how much I enjoy their momentary company, the vast majority are just little avatars in this rolling soap drama. I often wonder who they really are, so one more time for the road....

so jump onya bike a come down to the Pissed Penguin & meet the Canterbury & Southern rabble, some norfy's have & now they have passports to be missionaries :eek: or :devil2: get conveted

[madbikeboy]

You are on my friends list, so you've seen pictures of me. Aside from that, I'm pretty much just like the way I post - cheeky as hell and I laugh a lot.

We will have to have a get together for you if you are in Auckland this summer.

Ha! Funny, you're actually better looking in real life than in the pics. Cheeky as hell - yep. Laugh a lot - also true (now).

I want a pic of BigDave riding your Honda...

[madbikeboy]

Relax. I'll let you know when you've found me.

KatMan is not what you'd expect. I had a mental picture of a cardy wearing oldie - but instead he looks like something from a Marlborough ciggie ad...

[madbikeboy]

*Bloody mad englishman...gotta love'em!*

Ok, Who am I? Pffff...A dedicated mother, a loving wife and a friend, hopefully I do a fairly good job of it all.

I'm passionate about my family and would give a lot to cheer up an unhappy friend.

A nutter to some, a good mate to others.

I love sex and have never been shy of talking about it, cos to me it is not a dirty subject unless you make it so. This has landed me in trouble many times over the years, but I care less and less about what people think of me and it helps.

But I also love talking literature, debating religion and change the world around a good campfire with a drink.

I don't know if I am a surprise to those who meet me, I just know I have never been disappointed by any of the people I have met through KB.

You weren't what I expected - fun, charismatic, really good looking - and one of the nicest people you could chat to. You need to head back to France and give all those French a lesson on manners!! :)

[Mikkel]

....we all changed the world that night, but by the morning, it was back how it was the day before..:rolleyes:

Sounds like a pretty good night then... :yes:

On most such mornings I usually wish that the world was back to what it was the day before - alas, more often than not the colours are all less vibrant and the pain of being has been increased by a lot. Normality generally takes anywhere between six to twenty hours to reestablish itself. :no:

[martybabe]

so jump onya bike a come down to the Pissed Penguin & meet the Canterbury & Southern rabble, some norfy's have & now they have passports to be missionaries :eek: or :devil2: get conveted

Having enjoyed a ramble through the photos of your bride's birthday party, I have decided I am no longer afraid of the strange ones from down south (except for one or two individuals) and I shall therefore endeavour to join some festivity on that beautiful Island in the forthcoming summer months although perhaps not the party of the drunken flightless bird. See you down there big fella :niceone:


You weren't what I expected - fun, charismatic, really good looking - and one of the nicest people you could chat to. You need to head back to France and give all those French a lesson on manners!! :)

If you didn't expect her to be all those things, just persactly what were you expecting? Nah, don't answer MBB, you may incriminate yourself, them women can get violent you know. :laugh:


Sounds like a pretty good night then... :yes:

On most such mornings I usually wish that the world was back to what it was the day before - alas, more often than not the colours are all less vibrant and the pain of being has been increased by a lot. Normality generally takes anywhere between six to twenty hours to reestablish itself. :no:

Oh Mikkel me old mate, it gets worse still as you get older, there are no colours and being is just pain. That is why you have to make sure you have a really good time, for to endure such torture after a so so night would be borderline criminal nes pas. :drinkup:

[Mikkel]

Having enjoyed a ramble through the photos of your bride's birthday party, I have decided I am no longer afraid of the strange ones from down south (except for one or two individuals) and I shall therefore endeavour to join some festivity on that beautiful Island in the forthcoming summer months although perhaps not the party of the drunken flightless bird. See you down there big fella :niceone:

We're mostly harmless really...

Consider the Nelson Rally, then you wouldn't have to travel too far into uncharted territories.

[martybabe]

We're mostly harmless really...

Consider the Nelson Rally, then you wouldn't have to travel too far into uncharted territories.

That is a good idea mate for there is a certain little avatar that lives thereabouts that I've been longing to meet and no doubt disappoint. I shall check it out.:niceone:

[007XX]

You weren't what I expected - fun, charismatic, really good looking - and one of the nicest people you could chat to. You need to head back to France and give all those French a lesson on manners!! :)

Shucks :o Thank you for being so kind.


If you didn't expect her to be all those things, just persactly what were you expecting? Nah, don't answer MBB, you may incriminate yourself, them women can get violent you know. :laugh:


Nah, this young fella is safe with me nowadays! However a few years ago...:whistle: *trouble is, he would have illegal then :eek:*

[madbikeboy]

Chucks :o Thank you for being so kind.



Nah, this young fella is safe with me nowadays! However a few years ago...:whistle: *trouble is, he would have illegal then :eek:*

Shucks - thank you for being so kind :o