Orchids - flowering vaginas?

[SixPackBack]

Am I the only one who see's the link?

Make mine latex and large:niceone:

[Trudes]

I have a friend who can no longer eat mussels after I pointed out the same similarity to her.... Especially when she found a small crab in one ;)

[Street Gerbil]

My missus is well aware of the similarity, but eats them mussels anyway.

[Hitcher]

Orchid is derived from the Greek word for testicle. This is because of the characteristic shape of its tubers. I guess with its flower it has all of its gender bases covered.

[sels1]

I have a friend who can no longer eat mussels after I pointed out the same similarity to her

Ha that reminds me of a very funny incident over some mussels in a restaurant one time but I'm not allowed to tell on here...

[Devil]

I dont see it, then again, if you're into roadkill...

[SixPackBack]

I have a friend who can no longer eat mussels after I pointed out the same similarity to her.... Especially when she found a small crab in one ;)

Crustacean tonguing:devil2:......who could give that up?

[martybabe]

That last one's the most aggressive looking vagina I've ever seen.... Oh wait I've just found my specs, flowers eh, yeah I see it dude, in fact I think I went out with flower number one, lovely girl she was....

[AllanB]

Years ago when I was a horny teenager I found out the hard way that having sex with flowers was dangerous.

Apparently bees like to get in there as well.......

On the bright side the swelling make me look most impressive for a few days :laugh:

[Laava]

Am I the only one who see's the link?

Make mine latex and large:niceone:
Maybe not orchids but close!


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[Okey Dokey]

Ah, laava, you just beat me to that! I thought of the Wall straight away.

[madbikeboy]

SBP - you're pussy obsessed. Clearly, for such an obsession, you must be suffering the great withdrawal that is marriage...

[SixPackBack]

SBP - you're pussy obsessed. Clearly, for such an obsession, you must be suffering the great withdrawal that is marriage...

Pussy obsession?....Is there something wrong with that?
Withdrawal?........Nope, she very rarely slaps my hand:niceone:

Donchya think orchids look like Vagina's?

[rachprice]

Yes! they do!!

Aren't most guys obsessed with them? haha

[SixPackBack]

....Could be a great opening line "show us your Orchid":eek:

[madbikeboy]

Pussy obsession?....Is there something wrong with that?
Withdrawal?........Nope, she very rarely slaps my hand:niceone:

Donchya think orchids look like Vagina's?

Of course they look like pussies.

[ManDownUnder]

I thought all flowers were attractive reipients of seed...

... seems to match the definition of a vagina reasonably well (assuming health and age aren't on the other side of "ok")

[allycatz]

Hmmm.....makes mental note to keep an eye out for KB'ers Fuckin the flowers:no:

[AllanB]

Hmmm.....makes mental note to keep an eye out for KB'ers Fuckin the flowers:no:

Spring is just around the corner too - all those new flowers in bloom.

A clever man could line a few up in a row and have a flora orgy. :niceone:

[AllanB]

Also boys


It's not alright to say that orchid was asking for it. Ever.

[SixPackBack]

Also boys


It's not alright to say that orchid was asking for it. Ever.

........Is it a crime?