Caption Competition

[smoky]

'this could be a problem'

[Monstaman]

How not to post your picture!!

[Maha]

The periscope of the USS 'Te Stranger' totally took the owner of the scarab by suprise.

[mossy1200]

more speed required for catamaran conversion.

[StoneY]

.....bugger:blank:

[nudemetalz]

"just wait for what Permanent Insanity 3 can do !!"

[EJK]

Ramming speed!

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[Mystic13]

Mark, having a hot date with Maria, was unable to wear his contact lenses due to the wind blowing in his eyes.

It soon became apparent that his decision to not wear his glasses on this first date was a mistake.

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[Mystic13]

Mark's attempt to run as close to the pole without hitting it was given a 3 by the judges for "Biggest fail".

[Mystic13]

It's okay to sneak Dad's boat and return it as long as Dad won't notice any difference.

[Mystic13]

Insurance - the solution to cashflow problems in a recession.
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Polevault.
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Target fixation.
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The moral - never crash a boat with your mistress on board.
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Mark always had a trouble with decisions - "Watch out for the Pole!" was the last thing he remembered before thinking, left, no right, no left, no... bang.

He who hesitates, is up the pole without a paddle.
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For a moment Mark thought he saw his ex-wife on the water.
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"Hey, watch this, they do it Miami Vice all the time and James Bond movies. What you do is run the boat up hard against the pole and the pole forces the boat to turn to one side of the pole and shoot away to the side. Pretty cool stuff."

A few minutes later Mark's sons learnt that in Hollywood what you see on screen may not necessarily be true.

And a few more Hollywood myths that need correction.
- Hippo's have very sharp teeth.
- Tarantula's are harmless.
- Elephants are not scared of mice.
- Mice do not love cheese, they prefer chocolate, banana, bread and pretty much anything else.
- You can't ride a motorcycle at a vehicle at speed and then suddenly fly over it and through the air (they put a ramp there)
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[Mystic13]

Impressing a blind date with a flash boat. "10".
Impressing the same blind date with your boat skill. "0".

[Mystic13]

Mark lived by the motto... If at first you don't succeed then try again.

So he did, bought the same boat, named it Temporary Insanity again but II this time.

Then proceeded to see if he could get closer to the pole than Terry.

The question is will he try again.

[crazyhorse]

Clearly Mystic has a contract with Qualmark cards............ :Offtopic:

[Mystic13]

Qualmark? Hallmark...

No, just found the thread a welcome distraction from the workload. Some people take a ciggy break. I prefer the KB break at worst and hopping on the bike at best.

[MSTRS]

- You can't ride a motorcycle at a vehicle at speed and then suddenly fly over it and through the air (they put a ramp there)
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My illusions are like that boat....shattered

[Mikkel]

As if the name was an excuse...

[crazyhorse]

yeah.... Halmark - not sure where the brain was. Clearly not engaged for the day ahead yet :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[smoky]

'Oh shit - should I run or try to fix it?'