B.A.D.D Girl race Team 'Girl Power' Quote

[Genestho]

Calling all KB witty Girls (and lads!)!!

The 'B.G' Race Team (http://www.kiwiracer.co.nz/143834/html/page.html)have 24 hours to come up with:

A 'tounge in cheek' girl power quote, a 'triangular warning sign' sticker for the backend of the repainted Sidecar.

Not degerotary to Men please, women empowering quotes only
Short and precise please.

I'll start the ball rolling with....

Behind Every Good Woman, is a Man checking out her Butt....:bleh:
(Not quite right by the way!)


All cheeky innuendos will be considered, (or adapted!) if it's not your own quote, it would be a good idea if we can attribute the quote to someone please!

[Mully]

Caution: women aboard

[Mully]

Women can do anything, except pee standing up.

[sugilite]

Girls enjoy a bit on the side too!

[Mully]

You weren't beaten by a girl, you were checking out our bums

[Mully]

Estrogen inside (use the "intel inside" logo)

[Mully]

Beware of the swinging woman

[kunoichi]

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." - Timothy Leary
"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out." - Mae West

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde

I thought these where funny. Dunno if they'r what ur after but...lol

[Genestho]

This is great guys, keep 'em coming! Thanks!!!!:first:

[Stirts]

"Does this bike make my butt look fast?"

[James Deuce]

Powered by PMS.

[Devil]

Missing: 1 x Female from Kitchen. If found please call. Dishes piling up.

[James Deuce]

I cooked his eggs, then kicked his arse.

[Genestho]

Wooohoooo there's some pearlers here! Awesome!!!:Punk:

22 hours to go!! Keep 'em comin guys!!! :first:

[pzkpfw]

Babe on board

(In a yellow triangle)

[Mully]

Leather; not just for the bedroom

[Hitcher]

Baby On Board.

[Mully]

If the sidecar's a-rocking, don't come a-knocking

[Mully]

Not so close, I hardly know you.

[Mully]

Hows my riding? Call 0800 2fast4U

[Mully]

My other rig is a broomstick

[Genestho]

LOL! I'm running out of BLINGGGGG!

These are awesome!! Cracking up here!!!
We still have alot of time if anybody wants to add more! Much appreciated!!!:Punk:

[scracha]

Team

Just
Us
Girls
Going
Slow

Racing

[PrincessBandit]

"If you're reading this, you ain't racing hard enough"

"The rear view - our secret weapon"

[PrincessBandit]

B.A.D.D. Girls - Catch us - if you can

[Pussy]

Fast women

[Mully]

If you can read this, you're losing. To girls.

[Pussy]

We're BADD and we're fast

[Mully]

We're BADD, Shamon. (is that how it's spelt)

[old fartz]

on the classic bending over backwards
on the modern beaten by babes
or beating scrivy and bones

[carver]

can this guy come?

[2wheeldrifter]

can this guy come?

Baby Elton????

[carver]

Baby Elton????

100% queer too

[sosman]

Hot Maneuver's

[ajturbo]

can this guy come?
na.. been told he's a homo.. and not like girls.... hahahahahah

[Genestho]

tut tut, look what happens when I leave my thread:lol:

I fear we've fallen off topic! hehe

Hey less than 8 hours to go guys!!!

Anymore pearlers out there?

[Mully]

Chicks on Slicks.

What's the prize, anyway?

[Madmax]

fast date
2XLR8

[Mully]

In really small letters so they have to get really close;
"Nosey little fucker, aren't you?"

[Genestho]

Chicks on Slicks.

What's the prize, anyway?

That's a good one Mully!

If we pick from here..... (we have some of our own as well!)

How bout a photo with the girls? Published? Perhaps at Wangas, Paeroa or at Taupo Road Race Spectacular??

[Mully]

That's a good one Mully!

If we pick from here..... (we have some of our own as well!)

How bout a photo with the girls? Published? Perhaps at Wangas, Paeroa or at Taupo Road Race Spectacular??

Can we get them to wear "We love Mully" and "Mully's the best" t-shirts?

(I'd like it noted that I restrained myself with what to suggest for the t-shirts)

Actually, have you got any BADD t-shirts left? I wanna buy at least one anyway.

[Genestho]

Haha!!! Sorry hun, they'll be wearing our Race shirts, sure, pm me with your size and postal addy and I'll send you one out!! :)
Thanks for your support!!

[sinfull]

Determination !
Whatever Women do, they must do twice as well as men
To be thought Half as good
.....Luckily,
this is not difficult !

Charlote Witton

[Genestho]

Determination !
Whatever Women do, they must do twice as well as men
To be though Half as good
.....Luckily,
this is not difficult !

Charlote Witton

I've given out too much rep, 24 hrs, yada...
That's a great quote!! Thanks Matey!!! You've upped the anty! Top Effort!

[Kickaha]

How bout a photo with the girls? Published? Perhaps at Wangas, Paeroa or at Taupo Road Race Spectacular??

How about the winner gets to do some laps with them at the "have a go day" (if the girls are going to it)

[Genestho]

How about the winner gets to do some laps with them at the "have a go day" (if the girls are going to it)

Ahhh Perfect! :devil2:
I don't think that would be a prob?
As far as I understand, everything going well, test rides etc, they'll be at the "Have A Go Day"
And, oh dear, I think I have to have a go myself, a pootle on the side, hopefully...:shit: (oh god, ignorance was bliss!)

AND, guys, we need another day to deliberate, we may use one of our other suggestions, but, I'd still like to use a quote from here, for posters.
It's very difficult, there's alot of good inspiration and ideas here!

[Conquiztador]

"Race us, who knows, you might get lucky!"

[Conquiztador]

"Show us what you got"

[Conquiztador]

"Big juggs make us faster"

[Conquiztador]

"Multitasking: Racing AND winning"

[Conquiztador]

"This is a race, the one who cums first wins"

[Conquiztador]

"We run on Gurl Power. Environmental friendly and testosterone free"

[Devil]

Caution: May change direction without warning

[Pussy]

"Fast chick with a bit on the side"

[gatch]

Can I get a photo with the girls anyway :)

[Genestho]

Just spoke to our Rider, we're going to catch up tomorrow night, make a decision and let you all know! (By all means please, if you have anymore quotes, don't be afraid to drop them in!)

Oh, and confirmed Prize is, 3 Laps on the side of the B.G Rig, at Taupo Nov 1st, and a photo!

Thanks again for your efforts!:first:
See you here tomorrow night!!!!:sunny:

[ajturbo]

Just spoke to our Rider, we're going to catch up tomorrow night, make a decision and let you all know! (By all means please, if you have anymore quotes, don't be afraid to drop them in!)

Oh, and confirmed Prize is, 3 Laps on the side of the B.G Rig, at Taupo Nov 1st, and a photo!

Thanks again for your efforts!:first:
See you here tomorrow night!!!!:sunny:
bugger... i would LOVE to do that.. but i cannot think of anything....

[Genestho]

Can I get a photo with the girls anyway :)

I'm sure the girls won't mind if they're not busy, they'll be at the main Race Events this year!!:sunny: Bring your camera!! :)

[Genestho]

bugger... i would LOVE to do that.. but i cannot think of anything....

:laugh: Come on AJ! That's not like you!!?

[sosman]

B.A.D.D ass Babe's
You Want Sum!

[Insanity_rules]

Oh man I just have to win that (Seriously)...... OK here goes

1) You just got owned.... by girls

2) B.A.D.D Girls, beating boys since (insert date here)

3) Good girls go to heaven, B.A.D.D Girls go to the podium

4) When a girl goes B.A.D.D she has lots of men chasing her

5) B.A.D.D as she wants to be.


I'm sure the girls won't mind if they're not busy, they'll be at the main Race Events this year!!:sunny: Bring your camera!! :)

Oh Oh me too

[Genestho]

OK Guys

We have winners!

My choice is Sinfull with the "Determination" quote!
So Sinfull, we'd like to take you for a spin and photo, Nov 1st at Taupo for the "Have a Go Day"

And S/C Bob is coming along to announce the "sticker" quote winner!

Also, like to thank you guys for being respectful, and your top efforts!

Anyone else is welcome to come along Nov 1 Taupo Motorsport Race Track, I can indeed vouch that this is the best adrenalin fix for $10!!!:baby::headbang:

[sidecar bob]

Chicks on Slicks.

What's the prize, anyway?

The above quote will be inserted under a sign modeled on a slippery surface sign, thats the one with the silhouette of the car with skid marks behind it, but the car will be replaced by the two girls on the tricycle logo thats at the bottom of TGW's posts.
thanks everyone for your input, there's heaps of good stuff in there & plenty of good humour, some of the other stuff may turn up around the place somwhere along the way.
Mully,Thanks for all the great posts, go & see the girls at the have a go day for your free ride, or maybe even two!!
Cheers,
Tracey & Steve, (sidecars #28 & 165)

[sinfull]

OK Guys

We have winners!

My choice is Sinfull with the "Determination" quote!
So Sinfull, we'd like to take you for a spin and photo, Nov 1st at Taupo for the "Have a Go Day"

And S/C Bob is coming along to announce the "sticker" quote winner!

Also, like to thank you guys for being respectful, and your top efforts!

Anyone else is welcome to come along Nov 1 Taupo Motorsport Race Track, I can indeed vouch that this is the best adrenaline for $10!!!:baby::headbang: Wooohooo ! Gonna go swingin with the girls, pant pant !!!
Photo ? Should i do my hair ?

Will be up there racing on track 2 at the BRM summer series round 1 so cooool !

One thing though, My Lady has made noises about having a go and that quote is on her inspiration wall after all.
I'm sorta wondering if i could pass this on to her and i'll pay my way ?
Who knows, this could be another sidecar team in the making !!!

Awesome and thank you ! Whichever way it goes !!!

[sidecar bob]

Wooohooo ! Gonna go swingin with the girls, pant pant !!!
Photo ? Should i do my hair ?

Will be up there racing on track 2 at the BRM summer series round 1 so cooool !

One thing though, My Lady has made noises about having a go and that quote is on her inspiration wall after all.
I'm sorta wondering if i could pass this on to her and i'll pay my way ?
Who knows, this could be another sidecar team in the making !!!

Awesome and thank you ! Whichever way it goes !!!

Im upping that to two free goes for sinfull & partner on either Tracey's pink girly sidecar or my yellow BMW classic. :headbang:

[scrivy]

Im upping that to two free goes for sinfull & partner on either Tracey's pink girly sidecar or my yellow BMW classic. :headbang:

WTF?? You doing the HAGD now ?

[scrivy]

Logo on the back:

You're on your knees and you're sweating like a pig,
you're going fast and you're going hard.
Wouldn't ya just love to tap some of dis?

[scrivy]

Logo:


The only way you'll ever get to tap this,
is if you're faster than Sidecar Bob.
And that ain't gunna happen!!

[Genestho]

Logo:


The only way you'll ever get to tap this,
is if you're faster than Sidecar Bob.
And that ain't gunna happen!!
HAH!!! Trace needs a username!

Now where was that photo of the girls in front :shifty: :bleh: :girlfight:

[Genestho]

Wooohooo ! Gonna go swingin with the girls, pant pant !!!
Photo ? Should i do my hair ?

Will be up there racing on track 2 at the BRM summer series round 1 so cooool !

One thing though, My Lady has made noises about having a go and that quote is on her inspiration wall after all.
I'm sorta wondering if i could pass this on to her and i'll pay my way ?
Who knows, this could be another sidecar team in the making !!!

Awesome and thank you ! Whichever way it goes !!!

YAY! Awesome, will be great to meet you guys!!!! Warning! Swinging is strangely addictive:headbang:!!!

[Mully]

Mully,Thanks for all the great posts, go & see the girls at the have a go day for your free ride, or maybe even two!!
Cheers,
Tracey & Steve, (sidecars #28 & 165)

Huzzah - I'm a winner.

Cheers all. I'll be in touch.

[Genestho]

Huzzah - I'm a winner.

Cheers all. I'll be in touch.

Yay! Awesome stuff Mully, good work son!!! :clap:

[sinfull]

Im upping that to two free goes for sinfull & partner on either Tracey's pink girly sidecar or my yellow BMW classic. :headbang: Awww aye, that'd be wicked !!
At the same time ? (not that i'm competitive or anything !!)


YAY! Awesome, will be great to meet you guys!!!! Warning! Swinging is strangely addictive:headbang:!!!

Ditto, Looking forward to meeting the mad folk of the racing sceen !


Will scrounge us up some racing leathers for Heidi, as she only has one hit wonder synthetics (wont mention the hit), so will find her a set and any others i can for the gear pool !!!

Cheers Guys !!

[ajturbo]

Awww aye, that'd be wicked !!
At the same time ? (not that i'm competitive or anything !!)



Ditto, Looking forward to meeting the mad folk of the racing sceen !


Will scrounge us up some racing leathers for Heidi, as she only has one hit wonder synthetics (wont mention the hit), so will find her a set and any others i can for the gear pool !!!

Cheers Guys !!
hey matey... think she could fit my spare set?...they have been around that track on a sidechair (and ON the track..lol)so if she falls off.. no-one SHOULD notice...

you guys are lucky.. i loved it when i was on one...

and TGW.. sinny IS a bit dodgy....heheheh

[sinfull]

hey matey... think she could fit my spare set?...they have been around that track on a sidechair (and ON the track..lol)so if she falls off.. no-one SHOULD notice... Beauty mate, will grab em off ya for sure and ya don't have to worry, she knows how to hang on to a wild ride !!




and TGW.. sinny IS a bit dodgy....heheheh Oi !!! What with the bit bit ?

[Genestho]

hey matey... think she could fit my spare set?...they have been around that track on a sidechair (and ON the track..lol)so if she falls off.. no-one SHOULD notice...

you guys are lucky.. i loved it when i was on one...

What do you mean, "when?" Are you not coming up this year? (Didn't you go last year?)
and TGW.. sinny IS a bit dodgy....heheheh

Oh dear:baby: with a name like Sinfull, I fear you maybe cowwect AJ! Thanks for the headsup :lol:

I'm seeing a developing theme of perception of the Sidecar crews, mad and dodgy....:lol:

Sinfull, you and your lady might end up hooked, and fitting right in hehe!:banana: