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ecobulb
19th August 2009, 15:33
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

MSTRS
19th August 2009, 15:37
You have a Honda...that's a clue. Apparently.

James Deuce
19th August 2009, 15:42
Does anyone remember how the "Religious Ravings" thread started?

Zed's dead baby!

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 15:43
You have a Honda...that's a clue. Apparently.

no he has a vtr they are the best 250 ever made.
im gay aswell so im told, well my mate says im gay tidy lol

george formby
19th August 2009, 15:44
I guess it only becomes an issue when you start wanting to ride a Harley wearing tassled chaps. Thats a worry.

nudemetalz
19th August 2009, 15:46
Is a worry when the thread next to it is titled "Being shafted".....

Maha
19th August 2009, 15:53
Is a worry when the thread next to it is titled "Being shafted".....

And both started by Honda owners...........:confused:

vifferman
19th August 2009, 15:54
It's OK to be gay :yes: but not to be ghey. :nono:

gwigs
19th August 2009, 15:59
I dont care as long as they dont make it compulsory....:blink::no:

allycatz
19th August 2009, 16:07
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

Only if ya not bending over in the showers at Mt Eden...:shit:

Boob Johnson
19th August 2009, 16:07
I'm not gay but I fucked a guy who was once :laugh:



On a serious note.....sure it's ok to be gay, just leave me out of it thank you very much lol. I have a few friends that are, but they are the kind that you wouldn't know until you got to know them, ie they don't mince around with a "look at moi look at moi" attitude, they are comfortable with who they are & don't feel a need to be camp & over the top. They generally act like everyone else but do things a lil differently behind closed doors (ok quite a bit differently lol)

Same sex relationships exist in other parts of the animal kingdom so it's to be expected it would exist in human's, we are animals after all.

The one thing that does bother me about this subject is the alarming amount of people that have "come out of the closet" over the last 20 odd years claiming to be gay. I just don't buy it with some I havemet, I believe in a reasonably large number of cases that there has been some dysfunction/interference of some type in that persons life which has led them to be who they currently are.

Case in point, how many people know of lesbians that were once straight but had really abusive relationships then seemingly all of a sudden turn exclusively to women?




ps: Dude if you aren't sure there is a pretty good chance you are gay I would say.

Matt Bleck
19th August 2009, 16:07
mate, there is nothing wrong with being happy.... as long as your not a homosexual!!!!!

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 16:18
mate, there is nothing wrong with being happy.... as long as your not a homosexual!!!!!

you always touch me paul:love:

Matt Bleck
19th August 2009, 16:20
you always touch me paul:love:
I always try to make every post deep and meaningfull.... :yes:

Hitcher
19th August 2009, 16:22
Homophobia is alive and well and loitering outside the men's toilets on Kiwi Biker.

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 16:23
I always try to make every post deep and meaningfull.... :yes:

i like it when your post is long and right to the point

MSTRS
19th August 2009, 16:25
Homophobia is alive and well and loitering outside the men's toilets on Kiwi Biker.

Looking for a bit of rough trade. They are in denial, you know, Hitcher.

Matt Bleck
19th August 2009, 16:29
Homophobia is alive and well and loitering outside the men's toilets on Kiwi Biker.
You can come out, they just want to take a pee. :yes:

imdying
19th August 2009, 16:44
Of course not... fags can't breed, therefore they serve no purpose in evolution (except maybe to weed out fags I guess).

wbks
19th August 2009, 16:44
No, you filthy fucking freak of a human being
The same goes for the guy above this post

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 16:52
No, you filthy fucking freak of a human being
The same goes for the guy above this post

whats rong with abit of loving?

Indiana_Jones
19th August 2009, 16:58
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wvo3HymqKHs/SGejGycozjI/AAAAAAAAAIM/7q3yVh6r79w/s400/faggot0.jpg">

-Indy

R6_kid
19th August 2009, 17:00
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

I guess if you like cock in your mouth and ass, and like the touch of a man. It's not everyone's cup of tea though.

Jizah
19th August 2009, 17:00
I voted all of them.

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 17:02
I guess if you like cock in your mouth and ass, and like the touch of a man. It's not everyone's cup of tea though.

or like wearing a dress while bucket racing im sure you are!

ckai
19th August 2009, 17:13
mate, there is nothing wrong with being happy.... as long as your not a homosexual!!!!!

There's nothing wrong at all about being Homosexual...how the hell would we get lesbian loving????

Elysium
19th August 2009, 17:15
There's nothing wrong at all about being Homosexual...how the hell would we get lesbian loving????

True and lets not forget those Greeks of old praticed homosexuality. Only reason it's concidered a sin is because of those Catholics said so.

R6_kid
19th August 2009, 17:27
or like wearing a dress while bucket racing im sure you are!

do you know how many chicks I pulled with that video!

Babelfish
19th August 2009, 17:29
Gay is ok, but the high levels of hygene and constant dancing can get tiresome. :banana:

In any case we all know that every woman is only 2 beers away from being a lesbian...this may not help your case :shifty:

I somehow feel exposed while writing this...probably due to Huey Lewis and the News playing while I write it...or maybe its my new undies...

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 17:37
do you know how many chicks I pulled with that video!

do you know how many guys i pulled with the scooter one? as many girls as you did!

Indiana_Jones
19th August 2009, 17:42
do you know how many chicks I pulled with that video!


do you know how many guys i pulled with the scooter one? as many girls as you did!

Get a room you two lol

-Indy

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 17:48
Get a room you two lol

-Indy

we have already

Babelfish
19th August 2009, 18:03
Stink, wbks red repped my arse....must be a bum-a-phobe :buggerd:

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 18:05
Stink, wbks red repped my arse....must be a bum-a-phobe :buggerd:

i think that they unsure about there sexaulatly and cant be comfortable about gay ppl because there not sure if they might be!

Taz
19th August 2009, 18:12
Cool you can tick them all....

wbks
19th August 2009, 18:12
Edit: Fuckit, next time you post shit like that, warn the rest of us who don't like to see pictures of dudes asses

Babelfish
19th August 2009, 18:17
Edit: Fuckit, next time you post shit like that, warn the rest of us who don't like to see pictures of dudes asses

You should start a thread "Is it ok to be a bum-a-phobe" :confused:

Yer think there's somethin' funny with a bloke wearing a banana? :crazy:

Sidewinder
19th August 2009, 18:21
Edit: Fuckit, next time you post shit like that, warn the rest of us who don't like to see pictures of dudes asses

its not that bad. or you scared that your gona store it in ya masdi file?

wbks
19th August 2009, 18:25
its not that bad. or you scared that your gona store it in ya masdi file?:laugh: Maybe it isn't so bad, all I saw was an eyeful of cheek and a banana... Obviously not for you, but a glimpse of a dudes ass and a banana in the same pic is an instant X buttoner:confused:

masdi file... teehee

MIXONE
19th August 2009, 18:34
Being a homo is hereditary...

AllanB
19th August 2009, 18:43
I felt compelled to tick 'No'

Mainly due to the fact that even considering inserting anything up near my piles brought tears to my eyes.

Nothing the bum-doctor and a wad of cash can't fix. :laugh: Apparently he puts a little rubber band around them and they fall off - like docking a sheep tail.

What worries me about it is this: imagine me naked, lying face down on the table with my arse in the air (side note, if you are indeed a homo you'll have a stiffy by now) he's doing his thing back there popping on the bands and notices a huge pile hanging back there - pops a couple of bands on this mother.

I wake up to find that the big one was not a pile but my penis and half of it is about to fall off (bugger - down to 7 inches then).

I will ask him about this next time I see him.

Babelfish
19th August 2009, 18:46
imdying gave me some red too....thats two bum-a-phobes then (this is where we bring out the "doth protest too much" clause) :chase:

peasea
19th August 2009, 18:48
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

I'm told (by seemingly heterosexual folk) that it's only gay if your receiving. Why don't you try a few homo websites and see what they're up to; if it appeals I suppose you must be.

Personally I like bonking my missus....amongst doing other things to her that she always moans about. Funny how she can be moaning one minute and grateful the next.

Women, go figure.:laugh:

kevfromcoro
19th August 2009, 18:49
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

Got the answer for ya.
can you get yourself down here..
i have got a couple of dozen mussles. they have been sitting in the sun for a few weeks.. but get them down ya.
also a keg of homebrew.. its a bit young..and cloudy.. but drink as much as you can. lots of it..
it may not help you with your problem of being gay.

But i think it may give you a good idea of what your backside is designed for..

imdying
19th August 2009, 18:54
imdying gave me some red too....thats two bum-a-phobes then (this is where we bring out the "doth protest too much" clause) :chase:To be fair, you got the same rep that anyone who bitches about red rep gets from me. Once I've spread a little more around, that post will get some too :)

Far be it for me to rep you for posting pictures of your bottom with a banana hanging out it :love:

Babelfish
19th August 2009, 19:00
To be fair, you got the same rep that anyone who bitches about red rep gets from me. Once I've spread a little more around, that post will get some too :)

Far be it for me to rep you for posting pictures of your bottom with a banana hanging out it :love:

This bonding is apt for this thread, and in good faith I thus rescind said bum-a-phobe status...I'll look forward to some more red :corn:

But also to be fair, I'd note that I wasnt bitching about the red :whocares: I was more outing "doth protest too much" behaviour :shifty:

...I wonder if ecobulb is still reading this thread or if he'd headed off to the disco? :Police:

enigma51
19th August 2009, 19:01
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gatch
19th August 2009, 19:02
It still cracks me up that people are so uncomfortable talking about homosexuality. Just like eating a dog, if it makes you feel good, do it..

AllanB
19th August 2009, 19:44
WTF gay people eat dogs just 'cause it feels good??????

gatch
19th August 2009, 20:47
Lol, I don't know mate, ask carver ?

oldguy
19th August 2009, 20:52
Q. a gay couple and a lesbian couple where going to the Beach.
Which couple got there first.

A. the gay couple, they already have there shit packed.

MisterD
19th August 2009, 21:03
WTF gay people eat dogs just 'cause it feels good??????

Perhaps "eating dog" is a euphemism?

Mikkel
19th August 2009, 21:11
Being gay? Who cares, I mean really... Your life, your sexuality - your business.

Asking on KB if it's ok? That's trolling at the best of times. At the worst of times it's a pathetic bid for confirmation.

If you are indeed that needy you're most definitely a bitch and, who knows, you might just be gay too.

Best of luck with it :yes:


It's OK to be gay :yes: but not to be ghey. :nono:

Indeed not, if you go with the latter Hitcher will have your arse...


Perhaps "eating dog" is a euphemism?

Dammit, that's a mind diversion into the gutter for me!

Babelfish
19th August 2009, 21:12
Perhaps "eating dog" is a euphemism?

I think old people can be gay too!

ynot slow
19th August 2009, 21:15
Have a second cousin who is gay,she has been with her partner for over 18yrs,longer than many of us cousins had been married.Great couple as well.

She is the generation approaching late 50's,couldn't tell parents etc for fear of job discrimination and their beliefs,she told her dad after her mum died,apparently they had thought she may be gay.

Why don't lesbians have nails or screws in their coffins?

They are all tongue and grooved.

2wheeldrifter
19th August 2009, 21:18
Lets see...... it's ok to give, but not to receive... So hey! you may not be gay at all?

So are you a giver, or a receiver?

Virago
19th August 2009, 21:19
...she has been with her partner for over 18yrs, longer than many of us cousins had been married...

How long have you been married to your cousin...? :confused:

enigma51
19th August 2009, 21:22
Im not homophobic i love lesbians ...... Im one my self just caught in a mans body.

oldguy
19th August 2009, 21:55
I put this in jokes and humour, I think its funny


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NDORFN
19th August 2009, 22:06
Homophobia is alive and well and loitering outside the men's toilets on Kiwi Biker.

A phobia is a fear of something. Thinking that it is not ok to be gay doesn't mean we're afraid of you Hitcher.

sil3nt
19th August 2009, 22:09
Wednesday is gay day at work apparently. I wish they had warned me :pinch:

smoky
19th August 2009, 22:13
Personally I like bonking my missus....amongst doing other things to her that she always moans about. Funny how she can be moaning one minute and grateful the next.


yeah I've noticed that about her as well

Fatt Max
19th August 2009, 22:22
I reckon I'm a lesbian because I like doing things to girls like what lesbians like doing...

As for being gay, fine by me I suppose, it was only the once and we didnt exchange numbers so...um...that's ok.

Anyway, its not real gay sex unless you are 100% sure the purple headed snake poked yer kidneys. anything else is a simple medical examination

mossy1200
19th August 2009, 22:25
Your only gay if you push backwards.

Do whatever you want to do.Live once and dont die wondering.Just do it safely or give it thought if your not sure.you need to work out what qualities you are attracted to in other people.

99% are attracted to the opposite sex and the others are not, but if 99% of people picked their nose would it make you wrong to not pick your nose.

smoky
19th August 2009, 22:28
I'm a member of the Sapien club
If they can call themselves Homo's, then I can separate the homo part and just be a sapian
And if I want to get in touch with my feminine side, I'll phone her :mobile:

chef
20th August 2009, 00:20
i dont understand why guys would stick there dick into a shitty ashole and not a nice wet moist vagina? someone please explain to me

Whynot
20th August 2009, 00:45
Its only gay if the balls touch ...

LBD
20th August 2009, 00:46
Wednesday is gay day at work apparently. I wish they had warned me :pinch:

So were you hiding in the closet? And when will you come out?

The french movie the closet was worth watching....About a straight guy who leart he was going to be sacked, so he "came out of the closet" and kept his job because his boss was afraid of a discrimination law suit if he sacked the only gay bloke on his workforce.....

Now maybe the present economic climate is to blame for so many more professing gays in recient years...


i dont understand why guys would stick there dick into a shitty ashole and not a nice wet moist vagina? someone please explain to me

Dont make sense to me either...

However back in the Victorian days....twas a normal hetrosexual birth control practice....You don't know how pleased I am to be born in the 20th century.


I alway wondered at the argument many gay people put up that their gay tendencies are a result of genetic development. Genetic development is meant to improve to survival of the species.... I fail to understand how a relationship that is counter to the natural propagation of the species could genetically evolve?

Doesn't compute:no:

chef
20th August 2009, 00:50
how is it normal to man to man kissing i cant even picture it in my head. how can others. gay people to feel warm moistness then they will see the light

TOTO
20th August 2009, 01:12
Ecobulb, ask renegade_master to give you "The Test"

Danae
20th August 2009, 01:18
Case in point, how many people know of lesbians that were once straight but had really abusive relationships then seemingly all of a sudden turn exclusively to women?

But what about Sammy12???

Oh and hay guyz

<img src="http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs180.snc1/6770_118223504034_668764034_2195546_5038130_n.jpg">

While ecobulb is coming out of the closet I think it's time for some other KBers to admit to their sexuality. :love:

Metalor
20th August 2009, 01:24
Of course it's ok to be gay, I swallow a FUCKLOAD of cum! :drool:

Danae
20th August 2009, 01:34
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/645821/80433325.jpg

chef
20th August 2009, 02:22
Of course it's ok to be gay, I swallow a FUCKLOAD of cum! :drool:

i hope your not serious ha

chef
20th August 2009, 02:23
quoted image removed

shit i fully looked at the bow first hahha

Gremlin
20th August 2009, 02:32
Gay Tests... yay!

Each to their own I guess... personally, I don't even need to get as far as thinking about dicks up arses :sick:

I think I'm a lesbian too :love:

chef
20th August 2009, 02:49
Gay Tests... yay!

Each to their own I guess... personally, I don't even need to get as far as thinking about dicks up arses :sick:

I think I'm a lesbian too :love:

lesbians are sweeeeeeeeeeeeet:spanking:

Fatt Max
20th August 2009, 07:05
i dont understand why guys would stick there dick into a shitty ashole and not a nice wet moist vagina? someone please explain to me

Dont knock it till you tried it sweetie......

portokiwi
20th August 2009, 09:14
We are talking about the YMCA.... We are talking about the YMCA:Police::Police::Police:
In the NAVY you can feel a new man every day.:laugh:
Sorry bad jokes but Good songs:Punk:
Your call mate.... As Fred Dagg once said..... Get in behind mate.

alley cat
20th August 2009, 09:40
do what makes you happy. FTR :Punk:

ManDownUnder
20th August 2009, 10:08
I'd be more worried about people that ask question like "Is it ok to be gay?". It's giving "Which bike should I buy?" a good run for it's money...

MSTRS
20th August 2009, 10:13
I'd be more worried about people that ask question like "Is it ok to be gay?". It's giving "Which bike should I buy?" a good run for it's money...

But the multiple choice answers aren't so varied...

Mikkel
20th August 2009, 10:42
shit i fully looked at the bow first hahha

You could just be a gun-nut I suppose.

Without making any sweeping generalisations I can tell you that all gun-nuts suffer from repressed sexuality syndrome. :yes:

smoky
20th August 2009, 14:42
shit i fully looked at the bow first hahha

I had to look again after reading the caption before I noticed the bow

smoky
20th August 2009, 14:46
Bout 10 years ago a guy I know let a chick screw him with a strapon up the bum
does that make him gay?
does that make her gay?

I'm trying to work out if I should still be his friend or not








:whistle:

MIXONE
20th August 2009, 14:57
Bout 10 years ago a guy I know let a chick screw him with a strapon up the bum
does that make him gay?
does that make her gay?

I'm trying to work out if I should still be his friend or not








:whistle:

Don't you just hate the fact that he watches you shave every morning?:buggerd:

RC1
20th August 2009, 16:03
KB prob not the best place to open the closet :shutup:

scrivy
20th August 2009, 16:11
Nothing wrong with gays.

I know a gay guy, swings on Divvos LCR.




You still swing on Divvos LCR Kick????? :shifty::blink::shutup::sunny::Punk:

Drew
20th August 2009, 16:17
KB prob not the best place to open the closet :shutup:

Best place to come out of the closet methinks.

You'll get every conceivable response to it, without anyone knowing who you really are.

Oscar
20th August 2009, 16:59
It's not gay the first three times.

ynot slow
20th August 2009, 16:59
The worst part of a prostate exam by a queer doc,is when you feel an item in ya arse,then he says relax,breath easy,and both hands are on ya shoulders.

Anal sex and blow jobs are fun,ask any woman if ya don't believe me.Some exceptions maybe.:2guns:

Oscar
20th August 2009, 17:00
The reason I couldn't be gay is that the standards of personal hygiene are too high...

MIXONE
20th August 2009, 17:17
I'd actually like to be bi.
Twice as much chance of scoring on a Saturday night.

Metalor
20th August 2009, 21:28
The reason I couldn't be gay is that the standards of personal hygiene are too high...

.....faggot.

Drew
20th August 2009, 21:36
.....faggot.You ride a 250 hornet!!!

ynot slow
20th August 2009, 21:46
Don't have anal sex for more than 6 days otherwise it makes one hole week.

McJim
20th August 2009, 21:53
It is better to give than to receive....allegedly....

Metalor
20th August 2009, 22:08
You ride a 250 hornet!!!

And? Probably ride the fuck out of it more than you ever could.... :bleh:



Ooooo... sounds like a challenge!

Sketchy_Racer
20th August 2009, 23:48
And? Probably ride the fuck out of it more than you ever could.... :bleh:



Ooooo... sounds like a challenge!

Bahahahahahha!!! You obviously have no clue what you are getting yourself into.
:laugh:

Metalor
21st August 2009, 00:39
Probably not, but he's dissin my Hornet! :P

Thems fightin' words!

Gremlin
21st August 2009, 01:33
The words hiding to nothing seem to ring in my head... :killingme

Metalor... best you know a little more about Drew before a challenge is thrown... well, actually, fuck it, this would be more hilarious :done:

Drew
21st August 2009, 06:31
Bahahahahahha!!! You obviously have no clue what you are getting yourself into.
:laugh:


Probably not, but he's dissin my Hornet! :P

Thems fightin' words!I didn't diss the bike at all.

I'm happy to take it for a thrash and show ya what it's capable of though if ya want.

MSTRS
21st August 2009, 09:33
I didn't diss the bike at all.

I'm happy to take it to Whitetrash and he'll show ya what it's capable of though if ya want.

There. Fixed it for ya...

oldrider
21st August 2009, 10:28
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

Only if you want to enter politics, in the NZ Labour party, it is prerequisite! :jerry:

Metalor
21st August 2009, 10:40
I didn't diss the bike at all.

I'm happy to take it for a thrash and show ya what it's capable of though if ya want.

Haha, ok ok, just looked at the pic in your profile and it looks like you miiiiiight be able to ride a motorbike pretty well. Nice wheelie!

And no thanks, you might drop it :)

Ixion
21st August 2009, 10:43
You are all assuming that the OP really is male. Assumption is the mother of all misplaced fucks.

MSTRS
21st August 2009, 10:54
And no thanks, you might drop it :)

I didn't want to be the one that said it. But now that you mention it...
Doesn't Drew have an unofficial nickname - 'Lazy' ?? :whistle::sweatdrop

LilSel
21st August 2009, 11:30
"Im not gay but my gf is" ;)

rebyl
21st August 2009, 18:08
OK to be gay...unless you are in a Power Position...such as a Polition:done:

fire eyes
21st August 2009, 18:46
its ok to be gay! I love gay men .. they are soooooooooo tidy in the house!!! & they do ironing! although the downside is ... some have nicer legs than me :no:

NDORFN
21st August 2009, 19:14
its ok to be gay! I love gay men .. they are soooooooooo tidy in the house!!! & they do ironing! although the downside is ... some have nicer legs than me :no:

I was a home-Dad for most of the past 4 years. I cleaned the house, did the ironing etc... I seriously doubt I have nicer legs than you, and I'm not a faggot.

ready4whatever
21st August 2009, 19:17
just dont receive aids then pass it on to straights

gatch
21st August 2009, 19:24
This is not a dig at gay people, this thread just reminded me of the song..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg

carver
21st August 2009, 20:03
Homophobia is alive and well and loitering outside the men's toilets on Kiwi Biker.

Im gay and proud of it!

retro asian
21st August 2009, 23:52
<img src="http://www.andersonvintageparts.com/auction/5141026720a.jpg">


If your initial thoughts upon viewing this photo have nothing to do with a NOS Steering Stem, then you're gay.

NDORFN
21st August 2009, 23:55
<img src="http://www.andersonvintageparts.com/auction/5141026720a.jpg">


If your initial thoughts upon viewing this photo have nothing to do with a NOS Steering Stem, then you're gay.

Whatever dude. I was thinking how closely that resembles my own package... how does that make me gay?

retro asian
21st August 2009, 23:59
Whatever dude. I was thinking how closely that resembles my own package... how does that make me gay?

I'd believe you if this was the photo...

<img src="http://www.andersonvintageparts.com/auction/5141026720b.jpg">

NDORFN
22nd August 2009, 00:26
I'd believe you if this was the photo...

<img src="http://www.andersonvintageparts.com/auction/5141026720b.jpg">

Aaaah hahaha... that's as good as it's going to get for me on KB tonight! I'm going to bed LAUGHING. Night!

peasea
22nd August 2009, 00:47
Nowt wrong with perving on your own package.
Doing it in a gay bar is suspect.

LBD
22nd August 2009, 04:15
its ok to be gay! I love gay men .. they are soooooooooo tidy in the house!!! & they do ironing! although the downside is ... some have nicer legs than me :no:

one woman explaining how she has 2 bofiends/partners "well the first one is so caring and sensitive, brings me breakfast, cooks and cleans around the house...."

So says her friend...I don't understand, if hes so great, why cheat on him with a second man...."

Oh she says..."the second one is straight"



This is not a dig at gay people, this thread just reminded me of the song..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Si8beWhBkg

Its not THE...Lumber Jack song?

Number One
24th August 2009, 10:40
The reason I couldn't be gay is that the standards of personal hygiene are too high...
:rofl: nice one you sound like a right catch sunshine :blip:

Mikkel
24th August 2009, 13:05
And no thanks, you might drop it :)

It's not a Ducati, it should be safe enough. :devil2:


Whatever dude. I was thinking how closely that resembles my own package...

Jesus, are both your balls positively charged? Must be some operation - like the one they do to the ears - that could fix it.

cc rider
24th August 2009, 14:57
I guess if you like cock in your mouth and ass, and like the touch of a man. It's not everyone's cup of tea though.
or like wearing a dress while bucket racing im sure you are!...um! All sounds a bit gurlie to me.....:girlfight:


Gay is ok, but the high levels of hygene and constant dancing can get tiresome. :banana:Then you need to dial down your standards a notch


In any case we all know that every woman is only 2 beers away from being a lesbian... :shifty:....I have to drink beer first? :drinknsin


I somehow feel exposed while writing this...probably due to Huey Lewis and the News playing while I write it...or maybe its my new undies...Did you say you were exposing yourself & playing in your new undies. Babel, over my knee you go... :spanking:


It still cracks me up that people are so uncomfortable talking about homosexuality. Just like eating a dog, if it makes you feel good, do it......dito for eatin pussy, yeah!? :drool:


So are you a giver, or a receiver?Both....You should always give as good as you get....:buggerd:


...Personally I like bonking my missus....amongst doing other things to her that she always moans about. Funny how she can be moaning one minute and grateful the next.

Women, go figure.:laugh:
yeah I've noticed that about her as well
...you know peasea's missus? :blip:

ynot slow
24th August 2009, 21:25
its ok to be gay! I love gay men .. they are soooooooooo tidy in the house!!! & they do ironing! although the downside is ... some have nicer legs than me :no:

Hey I do ironing,both present and ex wife wouldn't do it,but have pioneered a kiwi way,in winter iron the collars of shirts(as have jersey on for cold)only and couple of pants to do and all done.

Downside of my legs is 35 years playing soccer and white,but real hairy.

nothingflash
24th August 2009, 21:41
There's a couple of shit stabbers at work that hate each other - the problem is they're both catchers. Given the whole "opposites attract" thing I can see how they'll never get along... no point rubbing two assholes together I guess :shutup:

Metalor
25th August 2009, 00:59
There's a couple of shit stabbers at work that hate each other - the problem is they're both catchers. Given the whole "opposites attract" thing I can see how they'll never get along... no point rubbing two assholes together I guess :shutup:



Hahaha! Both catchers, very nice!

Drew
25th August 2009, 15:38
Hahaha! Both catchers, very nice!

Calm down. We get that you think you're a giver.

cc rider
25th August 2009, 17:21
Sooo....was just wondering....does having a threesome mean you're all gay. Or just having too much fun?? (note: could not possibly have too much fun) :innocent:


I have another question, for later :blink:

nothingflash
25th August 2009, 18:21
Calm down. We get that you think you're a giver.

That would be a "pitcher" :eek5:

Drew
26th August 2009, 15:35
That would be a "pitcher" :eek5:Well well, dont you just know all about it then?

Quite an informative thread this one.

gatch
26th August 2009, 22:24
There's a couple of shit stabbers at work that hate each other - the problem is they're both catchers. Given the whole "opposites attract" thing I can see how they'll never get along... no point rubbing two assholes together I guess :shutup:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH I laughed so hard I nearly poo'd.

How do you know they catch lol :shifty:


Sooo....was just wondering....does having a threesome mean you're all gay. Or just having too much fun?? (note: could not possibly have too much fun) :innocent:


I have another question, for later :blink:

I think a 3 way with all dudes would be a bit suspect ha, 2f 1m is sweet, so is 2m 1f, I wouldn't be all that happy with all girls either..

I guess it would be like watching the bike racing as opposed to actually being out there riding..

Next question.

cc rider
26th August 2009, 22:44
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH I laughed so hard I nearly poo'd.

I hear there are exercises to tighten that.....:banana:




I think a 3 way with all dudes would be a bit suspect ha, 2f 1m is sweet, so is 2m 1f, I wouldn't be all that happy with all girls either..

I guess it would be like watching the bike racing as opposed to actually being out there riding..

Next question.2f 1m is sweet....yum!
so is 2m 1f....yum!
I wouldn't be all that happy with all girls either....giggle! :innocent:


Edit: have been advised that one on one is more fun....wanders off to find hott gurlie :girlfight:

outlawtorn
27th August 2009, 13:11
Ain't nothing wrong with being gay, I'm a lesbian and proud of it!

cc rider
27th August 2009, 13:50
Ain't nothing wrong with being gay, I'm a lesbian and proud of it!...iz yu hott? :drool:

outlawtorn
27th August 2009, 13:52
...iz yu hott? :drool:

My wife thinks so.....

cc rider
27th August 2009, 13:56
My wife thinks so........lucky she has good taste, aye :clap:

nothingflash
28th August 2009, 15:29
I hear ther are exercises to tighten that.....:banana:

yeah... I know a couple of guys.....

outlawtorn
28th August 2009, 15:37
...lucky she has good taste, aye :clap:

I like to think so :lol:

stu_dog
31st August 2009, 22:32
Well,,,, Im a lesbian trapped inside a mans body. Its not so bad.<_<

fire eyes
1st September 2009, 00:40
Well,,,, Im a lesbian trapped inside a mans body. Its not so bad.<_<

we had better let Helen Clark know your available :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Angel_of_Metal
12th May 2013, 23:42
I think im gay, but not sure, is it ok?

Sure it is. And don't worry, you aren't alone ;)

But if you ever want to chat about things, I'm happy to assist :)

Banditbandit
13th May 2013, 09:36
Sure it is. And don't worry, you aren't alone ;)

But if you ever want to chat about things, I'm happy to assist :)

Aw Gawd ... You're a rescuer !!!

bluninja
13th May 2013, 09:53
Must be...National will soon have an MP that is a mum in a civil partnership with another woman and planning to marry next year :bleh:

I used to be happy and gay. Now I'm just happy. Too much hassle saying "I'm happy and gay; but not gay as in referring to homosexuality, more like merry and lively.":msn-wink:

imdying
13th May 2013, 09:59
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/345/125/92a.png"/>

fireball
13th May 2013, 10:06
Sure it is. And don't worry, you aren't alone ;)

But if you ever want to chat about things, I'm happy to assist :)

I have to agree.... Prob cos I am gay.

Being who you are can have it's challenges, small minded folk don't like "different" they don't know how to cope with it. I was beaten pretty bad when I was 16 for being "me" I've never hid the fact I'm gay..... I can't, I am your stereotype lesbian and don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.... Equal rights all the way!:bleh:

Banditbandit
13th May 2013, 10:49
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV8h47JRaW-jXUnq0twI-p8vEdbgLqnkaLQOTAuBWZqlUwiJn3xNtNDzr_hg

oldrider
13th May 2013, 11:31
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/345/125/92a.png"/>

Kid in the middle is probably an extrovert, doesn't mean he's a homo, that label could be possible for any one of them, should they want to tell us about it!

The only thing wrong with being "gay" is expecting concessions with it because of it! :rolleyes:

FJRider
13th May 2013, 11:55
Talk about thread dredge ... is the original poster still alive even .. ??? :scratch:

Clockwork
13th May 2013, 13:38
Talk about thread dredge ... is the original poster still alive even .. ??? :scratch:


Or gay even.. ??