Caption contest -- KYO 3

[Hitcher]

Here's the next challenge. You all know what to do...

Rep points for the best effort (in the judge's mumble opinion).

[curious george]

'Team Corona', although generous with product sponsorship, was never at the front for long

[Oakie]

"By using this old American Indian trick and placing my ear to the ground I can establish that my pursuers are not far behind"

[curious george]

Small and deadly, the Honda Pygmy Indians parallelizing darts brought Steve's race to an end

[MrMelon]

The lead rider tries unsuccessfully to distract the pack with his track breakdancing moves.

[Waylander]

Sorry can't think of any good ones (and since I didn't even make leader board in the first one I'm not inclined to try) all I can think of is what I would be thinking if I were behinde the guy. Oh shit...

[bugjuice]

least he got his elbow down.. It's just one of those brown-pant moments

[MSTRS]

Although disappointed at not being able to finish, No.89 was well paid by Rossi's team manager for providing the classic moving block

[James Deuce]

"Well, I'm NOT that kind of giiiirl"

[Jonty]

after months of practice, steve learn't how to counter steer

[Waylander]

Well this one just poped into my head...



"After exhaustive research Team Corona has decided to develop the head slider for those who lean really far over"

[bugjuice]

new bike rack? just pull up

[Wolf]

Bike 68, will you return to the pits, please. Bike 68, return to the pits.

Uh siir, Bikes 1 to 70 were scratched.

oh.... Bike 89, are you experiencing problem?

[Quasievil]

YES !!! $2.00 WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lias]

#89 suddenly realised that Corona Lite wasnt so lite after 2 cases.

[Big Dave]

"By using this old American Indian trick and placing my ear to the ground I can establish that my pursuers are not far behind"

Very good - mine before scrolling was - 'I hear sound of many motorcycle come this way, Kimosabe'

- beat me to it.

[ManDownUnder]

"Bob found his insulin and momentarily thought he wouldn't need to go near the hospital after all..."

[ManDownUnder]

Very good - mine before scrolling was - 'I hear sound of many motorcycle come this way, Kimosabe'

- beat me to it.

me too... mine was
"many horses, getting louder"

[Wolf]

Very good - mine before scrolling was - 'I hear sound of many motorcycle come this way, Kimosabe'

- beat me to it.
Same. Read his post and thought "Damn!"

Way to go, Oakie!

[NordieBoy]

Damn, I scuffed my leathers.

[strayjuliet]

See a penny, pick it up, all day long you have good luck, if I lean down far enough I might be able to pick it crunch up.

[Skyryder]

Here's the next challenge. You all know what to do...

Rep points for the best effort (in the judge's mumble opinion).

Fuck. Why didn't someone wake me up.

Skyryder

[Racey Rider]

The Holeshot was his!!!


'Twas just a shame,,














,,, ST1300's don't go round corners!




( :doh: Disqualified already!! :cool: )

[2_SL0]

A young Kiwi bloke by the nickname "twosmoker" was last seen slipping into number 89's leathers and sneaking onto the grid.

Sorry couldnt resist.

[pyrocam]

1. If lean far enough... I will go around corners faster?

2. lower to the ground = less wind resistance. im going to teh win for sure.

[cammo]

Here's the next challenge. You all know what to do...

Rep points for the best effort (in the judge's mumble opinion).

hmm...wonder if i can still make 3rd???

[Racey Rider]

Hey!,,,, I don't pay for the bikes.

If the team manager says block,, I Block!!!







(And Thats not a reference to ANYONE KK.)
:Oops:

[Racey Rider]

Mr Hitcher was ...
:doh: Disqualified again!

Dam! These new rules are Tough! :confused:

[Holy Roller]

Those secondhand tyres were only slightly blued....


Purchased from someone on this forum

[Gremlin]

Bike 89, knowing he was in the front had just one thought. This is going to hurt.

[chickenfunkstar]

'And your mother said you should always wear fresh underwear in case you get hit by a BUS????'

[TonyB]

The first round of the "Bikers with Narcolepsy Association" racing series did not go well...

[Lias]

The first round of the "Bikers with Narcolepsy Association" racing series did not go well...

I LOL'd

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[MSTRS]

I LOL'd

Laid Over Low ??

[ManDownUnder]

The first round of the "Bikers with Narcolepsy Association" racing series did not go well...

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes - that's head and shoulders above the rest!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[MSTRS]

Beltedly, No.89 realised his off-centre no. had unbalanced his bike

[vifferman]

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! [referring to "Bikers with Narcolepsy Association"]

Oh yes - that's head and shoulders above the rest!!!!! :lol: :lol:
Yeah, it's good.
Interestingly, the acronym for Bikers with Narcolepsy Association is "BNA", which would end up being said as "Binna". :lol:

[Racey Rider]

Didn't drink 'Tui' for breakfast!




YER RIGHT!!



(Now come on,,, That gotta be allegible!!!) :Punk:

[Hitcher]

Highly commendeds:

Oakie (#3)
curious george (#4)
Racey Rider (#27, part 2)
Gremlin (#30)

Very highly commended:

Quasievil (#14)

And the winner this time is...

Drum roll please...

TonyB for #32.

Rep points allocated.

[TonyB]

Oh, this is so unexpected! I'd like to thank all the little people...

[Wolf]

And the winner this time is...

Drum roll please...

TonyB for #32.

Rep points allocated.
Richly Deserved.

Now, where do I sign up for that Association?

[Wolf]

Oh, this is so unexpected! I'd like to thank all the little people...
You were assisted by leprechauns???

[Fluffy Cat]

Sleep riding is bad for you.(latest land transport ad,helping reduce road toll)

[TonyB]

You were assisted by leprechauns???
To be sure!

As an aside, holy faaark getting rep points from Hitcher is worthwhile if that's your thing- went up by 20 or so points in one hit. Other mere mortals increase the count by one or two...

[Wolf]

To be sure!

As an aside, holy faaark getting rep points from Hitcher is worthwhile if that's your thing- went up by 20 or so points in one hit. Other mere mortals increase the count by one or two...
I gather that the higher the rep of the giver, the higher the rep given.

I note when I give out rep that there is no option for how much to give yet I have received varying amounts of rep from different people.

Looks to me like it is based on the rep of the sender - unless the ability to choose how much you give is another thing that comes with becoming a senior member (along with the ability to change what's written under your handle.)

[vifferman]

I gather that the higher the rep of the giver, the higher the rep given.

I note when I give out rep that there is no option for how much to give yet I have received varying amounts of rep from different people.

Looks to me like it is based on the rep of the sender - unless the ability to choose how much you give is another thing that comes with becoming a senior member (along with the ability to change what's written under your handle.)
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. No.

[Waylander]

I gather that the higher the rep of the giver, the higher the rep given.

I note when I give out rep that there is no option for how much to give yet I have received varying amounts of rep from different people.

Looks to me like it is based on the rep of the sender - unless the ability to choose how much you give is another thing that comes with becoming a senior member (along with the ability to change what's written under your handle.)
Mostly depends on the difference in rep. If the giver has less rep than the reciever it only goes up by 1 or 2. If the giver has more it'll go up by however much. Atleast that's what I have noticed.