My Favourite Bumper Stickers

[James Deuce]

These make me giggle.

Like a 6 year old girl.

[bugjuice]

These make me giggle.

Like a 6 year old girl.
anyone else worried..?

Best I've seen yet - 'Don't drink and drive - you'll spill it!'

[Hitcher]

Nuke whales for Jesus.

I love cats -- they taste like children.

Practice safe sex -- go fuck yourself.

[Skunk]

anyone else worried..?

Best I've seen yet - 'Don't drink and drive - you'll spill it!'That was on the back of a cop friends car.
It also had one that said "Follow me, I'm going to wreck this thing".
Pissed one night we went to a burger joint. He's flashing his police ID around. His parting words "I'll show you how cops drive".

See where this is going?

Yep. He parked it in the lounge of a house 200 metres down the road. :killingme
We did a runner...

Oh yeah - he spilt his drink.

[Skunk]

These make me giggle.

Like a 6 year old girl.That last one was my sig a few days ago...

[James Deuce]

Rep points for whoever guesses correctly which bumper sticker I'm getting made up to go on my car.

[T.I.E]

"if you don't like the way i drive then stay off the side walk"

"i have CRS can't remember shit"

[Skunk]

Rep points for whoever guesses correctly which bumper sticker I'm getting made up to go on my car.Second one.

[F5 Dave]

Go you halves for the 2nd one if you get some made up.

My fav was one I saw in Aus based on the drink drive ads.



If drive a Volvo, -You’re a bloody idiot.

[MOTOXXX]

save the whales
harpoon a fat chick

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

nosey little fucker aint ya (in small writing)

[F5 Dave]

That last one is funny.

Right up to the point they kick in your taillight.

[Waylander]

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"I'm not crazy, everyone else is"

"The voices in my head tell me you're insane"

Just a few of the ones I remember.

[NC]

I ♣ Hippies

[Coyote]

Rep points for whoever guesses correctly which bumper sticker I'm getting made up to go on my car.
The child proof house one?

[soundbeltfarm]

dont drink drive ... its washing powder.

[soundbeltfarm]

smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips

[bungbung]

I love animals, they're delicious

[Holy Roller]

Some may like this one :msn-wink:



http://www.humanesocietyofpagosasprings.org/shopping/uploads/Bumper_Stickers_large.jpg


http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v134/sammycakes/Mar10614.jpg


http://www.bumpertalk.com/bt/images/items/BC038A.jpg


http://www.bumpertalk.com/bt/images/items/BA083A.jpg


http://www.bumpertalk.com/bt/images/items/BA313A.jpg


http://www.christianbiker.org/images/stickers/302.jpg

http://www.xpressmart.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/1233.gif

http://www.xpressmart.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/1265.gif

http://www.xpressmart.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/1163.gif

[Two Smoker]

Well there is the Sticker on MR's Van...






DUREX



And on his bike...

"My other car is a fast bike"

[Waylander]

last three didn't make it through mate.

[James Deuce]

The child proof house one?
We have a winner!

[Coyote]

We have a winner!
It was the one I would've gone for :2thumbsup

[Skunk]

I have a child proof house, and it works :shifty:

[SPORK]

I live in a house, and I'm a child, and I assure you it is not child-proof in the slightest!

[Coyote]

I live in a house, and I'm a child, and I assure you it is not child-proof in the slightest!
Yeah, your walls are like cardboard and theres a huge entrance out into the alleyway

[MrMelon]

If I wanted you up my ass I would have bought you a drink.

[StoneChucker]

Well there is the Sticker on MR's Van...

"My other car is a fast bike"

Thats what I had on the back of my car at the last rally :shake: I think someone owes me royalties :msn-wink: (EDIT* I didn't have fast though)

And another two I remember:

"My dad says... Condoms don't work"
and
"So many pedestrians...So little time"

[SPORK]

If I wanted you up my ass I would have bought you a drink.
That, coupled with your avatar, combine to make the best thing I have heard all day.

Bravo!

PS: I also have your avatar on my phone, it's just too awesome.

[Posh Tourer :P]

We have a winner!

Damnit that was my guess too... Shoulda been more attentive when I was round here yesterday....

[Hitcher]

If I wanted you up my arse I would have bought you a drink.
The BDOTGNZA has its eye on you, sunshine...

[MrMelon]

You've upset him now....
http://mtp.jpl.nasa.gov/images/Azores/donkey.jpg

[Stroker Girl]

Here's a gem of a sticker I saw lately....

"It's all fun & games until someone loses a hymen!"

:lol:

[MSTRS]

Here's a gem of a sticker I saw lately....

"It's all fun & games until someone loses a hymen!"

:lol:
:killingme :killingme :killingme so that's the purpose of the one-eyed snake. To spend the rest of it's life looking for that missing hymen. :niceone:

[scroter]

one for the ladys

- my other car is a broom

[scroter]

- if you dont like my driveing then get off the footpath
- horn broken watch for finger
- if you get any closer ill flick a booger on your winsheild
- my other car is a piece of shit too
- 0-60 in 15 minutes

[Holy Roller]

And one for the guys

[bugjuice]

my bro (with a broken leg) got a t-shirt which said on the front -

It's only funny till someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!


And I once saw on a moped -

Short Vehicle
which I thought was cute..