Scam artist on Trademe.

[Jizah]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise including bikes.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700

[Beemer]

Unless you want to be sued for defamation, I would remove this post as that is ME you are referring to and I know the laws of defamation VERY well. This post will be immediately reported to a moderator.

[Nasty]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise including bikes.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700


Interesting that it went to my trademe account ... hmmm what have I sold that is stolen?

I don't think that you are very good at posting links.

[short-circuit]

His feed back looks alright - wheres the stolen goods listing? Have you reported to Trade Me?

[Beemer]

Someone is being clever or fucking stupid here, as when I clicked on it it went to a listing I have for a bike. Not very funny - and I have reported it.

[short-circuit]

Fuck that's awesome :blink:


Bling well earned

[ShaunO]

Oi wtf are you doing i havent even traded with you how do you know im selling stolen sh*t i got the stuff from my mates for cheap to sell on trademe wtf

[short-circuit]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise including bikes.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700

A few slow ones in here hahaha

[Jizah]

Haha got 1 PM :D

[Beemer]

You're lucky you didn't get a thump as well. Are you a 12 year-old computer geek by any chance? Or just one of those people who like to stir shit and get a few bites?

Not very funny - it may be clever but posting a thread with claims it leads to someone dealing in stolen property could see your sorry arse being dragged into court.

Try using your dark powers for good instead of this kind of crap.

[Jizah]

Haha lighten up buddy.

[short-circuit]

You're lucky you didn't get a thump as well. Are you a 12 year-old computer geek by any chance? Or just one of those people who like to stir shit and get a few bites?

Not very funny - it may be clever but posting a thread with claims it leads to someone dealing in stolen property could see your sorry arse being dragged into court.

Try using your dark powers for good instead of this kind of crap.

Well well well.....I'll be watching out for you ha ha

[Beemer]

I'm not your buddy and I don't think either one of you would have to worry about watching out for me - I doubt very much that our paths would ever cross.

[Boob Johnson]

Well well well.....I'll be watching out for you ha ha
Very suspect Beemer. Thanks for the heads up Jizah

[short-circuit]

I'm not your buddy and I don't think either one of you would have to worry about watching out for me - I doubt very much that our paths would ever cross.


No - I'll steer well clear. And thanks to Jizah, all KBers will too :2guns:

[CookMySock]

THAT was the BEST stunt I have seen for a while, and the ONLY reason I have ever had to post in PD. You caught me a good one.

Who was the first to spot it?

Full marks, mate! :first:

Steve

[Boob Johnson]

THAT was the BEST stunt I have seen for a while, and the ONLY reason I have ever had to post in PD. You caught me a good one.

Who was the first to spot it?

Full marks, mate! :first:

Steve
Watching you too DB, very dodgie :shifty:

[short-circuit]

THAT was the BEST stunt I have seen for a while, and the ONLY reason I have ever had to post in PD. You caught me a good one.

Who was the first to spot it?

Full marks, mate! :first:

Steve


You must have the photo of a certain moderator compromised by a certain farm animal

[Beemer]

Yay, that's all I wanted - to not have morons hanging around me! Job well done!

[digsaw]

Tizah, dont get in my sights,and remove this pronto or you will hear from my lawyer :2guns:

[FROSTY]

I vote this thread gets moved back to jokes and humour. Definitely see the funny side of that one

[short-circuit]

I say rant and rave - the more people that see it the safer we'll all be

[Jizah]

Yeah I feel it's my duty to warn you all of these criminals!

[CookMySock]

I vote this thread gets moved back to jokes and humour. Definitely see the funny side of that oneYes, mods, please do.. or is it too risky?

Steve

[Boob Johnson]

I say rant and rave - the more people that see it the safer we'll all be
Absolutely this needs to see the light of day, can't have these scammers getting away with blue murder!!!

[Owl]

Very good!!!:laugh:

[Virago]

Yes, mods, please do.. or is it too risky?

Personally, I've got better things to do than deal with countless hysterical and abusive Report Posts. It's fine where it is.

[Boob Johnson]

Personally, I've got better things to do than deal with countless hysterical and abusive Report Posts. It's fine where it is.
Awwww where's your sense of adventure :shifty:

[Indiana_Jones]

Haha lighten up buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal!

-Indy

[Mully]

Tizah, dont get in my sights,and remove this pronto or you will hear from my lawyer :2guns:

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme :killingme:killingme:killingme:

Who are they going to send the letter to? Jizah, C/- Kiwibiker???

[Jizah]

I'm not your pal, guy! :D

[Hahn]

Well done. I needed a laugh :-D

[vtec]

Can't believe how many people lose their panties when they fall for a joke like this. Hilarious, nice one Jizah. :Punk:

[Trudes]

hahahaha, classic!!!:laugh::laugh:

[Slyer]

People falling for this hook line and sinker is far more hilarious than the actual prank.
Took me about a second to catch on. :bleh:

[Laava]

Yeah I laughed! Not like the time the cell phone locator showed me up to no good in the gay bar tho!

[PrincessBandit]

Haha, very clever. Just make sure you log out otherwise others viewing the page might decide to edit your details while "you" are still logged in.

Don't know if that's possible, but given that the gullible (yes, me included) fall for it I think it could be problematic if a prankster tried editing your info while "logged in" to your open page.....

Surely we wouldn't have any delinquents (or perhaps, malicious folk) like that on here would we? :eek:

[PrincessBandit]

Sorry to do this to you Jizah, because I do believe it was a clever catch, however...

My concern is that when I clicked the link and followed the instruction to "log in" I trustingly did so. I was startled to see what was brought up and in my concern I logged out of Kb and back in using my husband's account. I went to your thread and clicked again, to check whether everyone else was able to see what I was seeing i.e. my trade me profile. Sure enough it came up and I freaked even more, especially given that access to editing my details was there.

Finally it dawned on me to click the "log out" button, which closed the page and hence meant that no one else could "hack" my details.

If I was able to work it out then I guess it's not that difficult, but it only would take someone with a little less thinking to perhaps leave their details page open and have some less-than-helpful person take advantage of that.

Again, I apologise for something you think is clever, and probably is, but if it leaves people open to having their personal data abused then I think you should reassess what you post here.

Regards,
Dawn

[Mully]

You were probably still logged into TM when you went through KB the second time - I don't think anyone else could have got into your account that way

(I'm happy for a computer-type person to correct this though)

[Virago]

Gah. Thud.

No-one else will be logged into your TM account by clicking that link. Each person will be taken into their own account (except of course for those who don't have one).

Edit: If you don't log out of TM, visiting again fairly soon will take you straight back in (through cookies on your 'puter).

[PrincessBandit]

Yeah, Rik just came home and said it would only be because I happened to do it from the same computer. Doh.

Oh well you live and learn. For those of us not overly computer savvy it's a bit of a freaky thought though....

[Mully]

Gah. Thud.

No-one else will be logged into your TM account by clicking that link. Each person will be taken into their own account (except of course for those who don't have one).

Edit: If you don't log out of TM, visiting again fairly soon will take you straight back in (through cookies on your 'puter).

Yay, I was right.

Hooray for me.

[MattRSK]

Funniest thing I have ever seen on KB.

[PrincessBandit]

Retrospectively it is funny, but as a not-very-computer-literate person it did freak me out. The stupid thing is, I was sucked in because I logged out of Kb and then back in again under hubby's kb user name and MY trade me profile page was still open. It didn't occur to me that it might have occurred simply because of the computer I was on - all I saw in my panic was that someone else (i.e. "Balu") was able to view my personal data. Of course my first thought was that anyone else could.

Just one of those occasions where computer ignorance meant that I was probably sucked in worse than anyone else who would've seen through it.

[sinfull]

Absolutely brilliant !!! Bling sent !

[MattRSK]

Loving the over the top reactions.

[Katman]

all I saw in my panic was that someone else (i.e. "Balu") was able to view my personal data.

Of course, there's no problem with that, is there?

:o

[PrincessBandit]

Of course, there's no problem with that, is there?

:o

But then he might find out my real age and occupation....!!!!:dodge:

[Katman]

But then he might find out my real age and occupation....!!!!:dodge:

A 60 years old librarian?

[Metalor]

HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!!

For all you fools that fell for it.... GET A BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

[Metalor]

Haha, reading more of the replies.... jeeeeesus!

All it is, is a link such as "my profile".. just like "my watchlist". If your browser is set to autologon it'll go straight to your profile as you'll be logged in.

No need to fret, no one is in your account, only you. Jizah has just been a sneaky bugger and you computer illiterate peeps fell for it! Good job!

[Metalor]

Yay, that's all I wanted - to not have morons hanging around me! Job well done!

Bit rich.



.......

[oldrider]

Found this a bit confusing for a start, I never use my TradeMe account etc and got a bit of a fright thinking some prick had been using it to post scams!

After nervously reading the rest of the posts on the thread, the penny began to drop that someone was holding up a mirror and I was logging on to my own account!

On the one hand I can see the joke but on the other hand, my computer ignorance left me a bit insecure and my subconscious kept cocking my left hook!

Would the OP think it funny if he was within reach and copped a smack in the mouth for his trouble?

Practical jokers often demonstrate that they can't take it when their practical jokes go sour on them.

This one seems harmless enough, so I guess I can afford to have a good laugh at my self after-all! :shifty::confused::lol::rofl:

[MattRSK]

Bit rich.



.......

Hahaha Brilliant

[Maha]

Gah. Thud.

No-one else will be logged into your TM account by clicking that link. Each person will be taken into their own account (except of course for those who don't have one).

Edit: If you don't log out of TM, visiting again fairly soon will take you straight back in (through cookies on your 'puter).

Bullshit, I just logged on and got your account, what the hell are you going to do with 45 packets of Kornies and 10 tubs of Honey?....:(

[Virago]

Bullshit, I just logged on and got your account, what the hell are you going to do with 45 packets of Kornies and 10 tubs of Honey?....:(

I've still got to buy the bath-tub, unfortunately...

[MattRSK]

Dear Friend,


I am Mr.Emory Barr, Accounts Manager, of Abbey National PLC
Bromley Rd Branch. I have an important business proposition for you.

On December 12th, 2001, a German contractor with the British Pertroleum co-orporation, United Kingdom ,Mr. Olaf Partetzke made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$ 17,350,000.00 (Seventeen Million Three Hundred Hundred and fifty Thousand Dollars only) in my branch.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the British Pertroleum co-orporation that Mr.Olaf Partetzke died from an Automobile accident further investigation,
I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Olaf Partetzke did not declare any kin or relations in
all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$ 17,350,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to inheritance Laws of the United Kingdom, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Local Government Authorities here in Wales, United Kingdom, if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Olaf Partetzke
so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 35% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction .

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and with my position as the Manager with my bank will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email
box : emory400@xasamail.com

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.


Emory Barr

[JayRacer37]

Interesting that it went to my trademe account ... hmmm what have I sold that is stolen?

I don't think that you are very good at posting links.

Yes, likewise....hard to think I am a scam artest as I have nothing to sell...ta very much OP.

[carver]

i wish i had thought of that..
great troll

[Squiggles]

omg thats funny.

[Beemer]

Found this a bit confusing for a start, I never use my TradeMe account etc and got a bit of a fright thinking some prick had been using it to post scams!

After nervously reading the rest of the posts on the thread, the penny began to drop that someone was holding up a mirror and I was logging on to my own account!

On the one hand I can see the joke but on the other hand, my computer ignorance left me a bit insecure and my subconscious kept cocking my left hook!

Would the OP think it funny if he was within reach and copped a smack in the mouth for his trouble?

Practical jokers often demonstrate that they can't take it when their practical jokes go sour on them.

The thing I am worried about is HOW this was done. Yes, it's 'clever', like many internet jokes, but am I the only one here who worries that if he can make us link to our TM pages, he can access or link to other accounts we have permanently logged on on our computers? I realise the internet is not 'safe' from anyone, but like many others here, I clicked on the link expecting to see details of some trader who was dealing in dodgy stuff. When it linked to MY page, I immediately thought I'd been targeted in some petty little KB tit-for-tat game for something I'd said or done recently, which is why I reacted the way I did.

I DO have a sense of humour but it doesn't extend to crap like this. Nor does it extend to private messages and flame warrior nominations from people who I thought were old enough and mature enough to not behave like this.

A few years ago KB went through a nasty and petty stage and I stepped back from posting. Looks like it may be time to do so again.

[short-circuit]

The thing I am worried about is HOW this was done. Yes, it's 'clever', like many internet jokes, but am I the only one here who worries that if he can make us link to our TM pages, he can access or link to other accounts we have permanently logged on on our computers? I realise the internet is not 'safe' from anyone, but like many others here, I clicked on the link expecting to see details of some trader who was dealing in dodgy stuff. When it linked to MY page, I immediately thought I'd been targeted in some petty little KB tit-for-tat game for something I'd said or done recently, which is why I reacted the way I did.

I DO have a sense of humour but it doesn't extend to crap like this. Not does it extend to private messages and flame warrior nominations from people who I thought were old enough and mature enough to not behave like this.

A few years ago KB went through a nasty and petty stage and I stepped back from posting. Looks like it may be time to do so again.


:Oi::Playnice::doh::stupid:


24 hours have gone by and you still don't understand that he (Jizah) can't access pages you've permanently logged into - he's put up a generic link that you clicked on, on your own computer, which takes you to a page which you are logged into.

HE CAN"T ACCESS YOUR DETAILS - SO RELAX you are just makin a dick of yourself

[PirateJafa]

The thing I am worried about is HOW this was done. Yes, it's 'clever', like many internet jokes, but am I the only one here who worries that if he can make us link to our TM pages, he can access or link to other accounts we have permanently logged on on our computers? I realise the internet is not 'safe' from anyone, but like many others here, I clicked on the link expecting to see details of some trader who was dealing in dodgy stuff. When it linked to MY page, I immediately thought I'd been targeted in some petty little KB tit-for-tat game for something I'd said or done recently, which is why I reacted the way I did.

I DO have a sense of humour but it doesn't extend to crap like this. Not does it extend to private messages and flame warrior nominations from people who I thought were old enough and mature enough to not behave like this.

A few years ago KB went through a nasty and petty stage and I stepped back from posting. Looks like it may be time to do so again.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/usercp.php

If you click on that, you will be taken to your KB User Control Panel.

OMG I HAZ HACKD UR ACCOUNTZ!!11

It's just a generic link ffs. As has already been explained several times in this thread.

A BETTER reason for you to be stepping back from posting for a while would be because you're too fucking stupid for the internet.

[PrincessBandit]

HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!!

For all you fools that fell for it.... GET A BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

Hey, ya cheeky young bugger! Line up for :spanking: I'll warm up with you, then move onto.....

[PrincessBandit]

OMG I HAZ HACKD UR ACCOUNTZ!!11

It's just a generic link ffs. As has already been explained several times in this thread.



.....now that I've warmed up on Metalor, come here you naughty little bugger, your turn. Now bend over...

I can see my riding crop is going to get lots of use.

Oi, don't you run away, get back here!!!

[Beemer]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/usercp.php

If you click on that, you will be taken to your KB User Control Panel.

OMG I HAZ HACKD UR ACCOUNTZ!!11

It's just a generic link ffs. As has already been explained several times in this thread.

A BETTER reason for you to be stepping back from posting for a while would be because you're too fucking stupid for the internet.

I don't believe it had been explained that well - not all of us are computer geeks who understand how links can be created like this. I still think it's a stupid thing to do, as the original poster was effectively 'publishing' the defamatory information by creating the ability to form these links from your computer so if someone wanted to pursue it, they'd have a good chance of going after him.

If you can't see that, then I think YOU'RE the one who's too fucking stupid for the internet. Oh, I see you are 20, that makes you the authority on everything, yeah, right.

[Beemer]

:Oi::Playnice::doh::stupid:


24 hours have gone by and you still don't understand that he (Jizah) can't access pages you've permanently logged into - he's put up a generic link that you clicked on, on your own computer, which takes you to a page which you are logged into.

HE CAN"T ACCESS YOUR DETAILS - SO RELAX you are just makin a dick of yourself

I'm not saying he can access my details, I was asking how on earth he could create links that make ME go to those pages. I am not a computer geek (thank christ) but think that there is still something dodgy here - and I wasn't the only one to think this judging by comments made about Jizah getting PMs - and I didn't send him one.

[DEATH_INC.]

Beemer, it's harmless. I'm not a pooter geek, but all it is is a generic link to take you to YOUR profile, generated by cookies on YOUR pooter. It's like this thread, if I jump outta kb and run the address in my pooter, it will pop up as me being logged in to kb...if you do it on yours it will pop up as you being logged in, even though we used the same addy...
It is quite clever, but completely harmless as it will only go to the page applicable to the computer being used to do it.

[PrincessBandit]

.... think that there is still something dodgy here - and I wasn't the only one to think this judging by comments made about Jizah getting PMs - and I didn't send him one.

Perhaps you young 'uns who are having such a huge laugh at our expense feel it's your moment of "revenge of the nerds".

Take a bit of a step back and put yourself in our position if you can. With the huge amount of internet fraud, scams, malicious computerware such as spyware, viruses, worms etc. can you really blame those of us who don't have your 'puter expertise for, at least momentarily, flipping out?

If you had been laughing at our bike skills or "old fashioned values" or whatever, we can live with that. But for something as sensitive as personal data intrusion (yes, yes I know it actually wasn't, but it was a pretty close imitation) that does leave people feeling very vulnerable.

Just putting my 10c in (it's gone up from the 2c of my first post here).

[PirateJafa]

I don't believe it had been explained that well - not all of us are computer geeks who understand how links can be created like this. I still think it's a stupid thing to do, as the original poster was effectively 'publishing' the defamatory information by creating the ability to form these links from your computer so if someone wanted to pursue it, they'd have a good chance of going after him.

If you can't see that, then I think YOU'RE the one who's too fucking stupid for the internet. Oh, I see you are 20, that makes you the authority on everything, yeah, right.

Much better for people to be spending their time playing intelligent pranks, rather than doing skids and baiting cops in their boyracer cars in Hamiltron.

And you'd be laughed out of court if you tried to push a defamation case. In order to be "defamed" you need to be able to prove that you have suffered a loss of respect or dignity in the eyes of others as a result of what the defamer has said/written. Of course, as the only person that could see your own TM homepage in indeed yourself, then nobody else has thought any the less of you.

Until you put your foot in your mouth on KB and start threatening to "take it international". :violin:

As yes, congratulations, you have figured out that I am twenty. Still, that puts me one higher than you on the IQ scale as even at a youthful 20 years of age, I'm still not thick enough to live in Horowhenua.

That said, I am still thick enough to live in Auckland. Ah well, 'tis a upgrade from the old Moscow home.

[wbks]

I'm not saying he can access my details, I was asking how on earth he could create links that make ME go to those pages. I am not a computer geek (thank christ) but think that there is still something dodgy here The only thing dodgy is that you can't quite grasp what is going on here... Hangon, let me finish digitally infiltrating the pentagon because I'm a computer geek... Right: Here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/usercp.php
Now, are you looking at your own user CP, maybe you can see a little green rep saying "relax ow"? What about this

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/profile.php?do=editprofile

OMG IM IN UR ACCOUNTZ CHANGIN UR DETAILS


I don't believe it had been explained that well - not all of us are computer geeks who understand how links can be created like this. I still think it's a stupid thing to do, as the original poster was effectively 'publishing' the defamatory information by creating the ability to form these links from your computer so if someone wanted to pursue it, they'd have a good chance of going after him.

If you can't see that, then I think YOU'RE the one who's too fucking stupid for the internet. Oh, I see you are 20, that makes you the authority on everything, yeah, right.He's a computer geek because he can copy paste a link ? Yea, next thing he'll be hacking into the Central Intelligence Bureaus database, maybe sell the information to china!



A BETTER reason for you to be stepping back from posting for a while would be because you're too fucking stupid for the internet.THIS!!!!

[wbks]

Jesus christ, it seems that when ever you are around these gullibillies, if you can right click>copy>paste, you are a computer geek enacting a "revenge of the nerds"


can you really blame those of us who don't have your 'puter expertise for, at least momentarily, flipping out?


No one cares about being tricked by it, it's just really funny that beemer has had it explained to her/him and how it works, but because beemer has already committed to "taking it international" or what ever, she/he can't seem to get over it

[DEATH_INC.]

Take a bit of a step back and put yourself in our position if you can.
Look your sounding old now....put yourself in their shoes....they just think it's funny and harmless and don't get why everyone's so upset.
It is harmless and you'll never get through to them young whippersnappers anyhoo..... :rolleyes:

[Beemer]

Much better for people to be spending their time playing intelligent pranks, rather than doing skids and baiting cops in their boyracer cars in Hamiltron.

blah blah blah

As yes, congratulations, you have figured out that I am twenty. Still, that puts me one higher than you on the IQ scale as even at a youthful 20 years of age, I'm still not thick enough to live in Horowhenua.

That said, I am still thick enough to live in Auckland. Ah well, 'tis a upgrade from the old Moscow home.

At least you were clever enough to poke fun at yourself for living in Auckland before anyone else did!

Okay - maybe I overreacted, but like I said, I had no idea how it was done and I WAS the first one to find his thread and click on the link. As explained, on here it's easy to piss someone off (hell, I did it once for daring to say I didn't like babies, go figure) and get flamed, red repped, abusive PMs, etc so take a step back and look at it from our perspective. Yes, I am older than 20 (and I am rapt about that, trust me), but sometimes what you young 'uns think is funny doesn't quite tickle our funny bones.

If the original poster had jumped in and said "ha ha, fooled you, this is how it works" I think several of us would have left it at that. I got a hell of a fright when I clicked on the link and it went to my TM page as I do currently have a bike for sale and this post made me think someone had mistakenly thought I was a thief. I immediately thought "great, I know what this is in retaliation for" (and am pleased that is not the case) and wanted it stopped before anyone posted what I thought was available for everyone to see, somewhere else. That's what got me so pissed off.

And the Horowhenua doesn't seem to exist except on a map - mostly we get lumped in with Manawatu - and don't chuck off at them as there are quite a few who would willingly thump you!

[PrincessBandit]

Look your sounding old now....

:shit: let me check. Damn! I am old! When you get to my age you forget stuff like what was I saying again? Oh, I think it was going to be "you forget stuff like how old you are". No, I mean yes, uh, hang on. Sigh. I need coffee.

p.s you will have to wait for your bling, i've given out too much in the last 24 hours.

[MattRSK]

Hey look I found out how to get into your account for real. After reading this thread I really wanted to know if it was actually possible. I found out this way by reading the html code of the website and it appears there is a loophole.

http://tinyurl.com/urhackeds

So seriously guys maybe we do need to be more careful.

I have hacked into you know who's account just as an example, but I will take it down later.

[PrincessBandit]

The whole thing has been a lesson to me to lighten up, and trust the mods. What should have sorted it for me straightaway was the knowledge that if it had been for real, the moderators would've dealt with it (and to the perpetrator) swiftly.

Forgive my lack of faith. All hail Mods!

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm not your pal, guy! :D

I'm not your guy, friend!

-Indy

[Usarka]

Someone scored a big bag of green for this windup!

[Metalor]

Hey, ya cheeky young bugger! Line up for :spanking: I'll warm up with you, then move onto.....

Oh do stop it, or I'll have to take you to small claims for the keyboard you just helped in ruining...


... the art of one handed typing :D

[Kendog]

I really enjoyed this thread, thanks for the laugh.

I did pause for a moment when shown the link to our TM account, but that was funny as well.

[Headbanger]

I would like to congratulate Beemer and Princess bandit, For elevating this thread to legendary status.

[PrincessBandit]

I would like to congratulate Beemer and Princess bandit, For elevating this thread to legendary status.

You're welcome. Legends have that ability doncha know. :msn-wink:

[smoky]

this threads growing faster than I can read it

Awesome trick dude 10/10 for sucking me in

[oldrider]

I have one question about this thread: Why was it shifted to PD?

[Virago]

I have one question about this thread: Why was it shifted to PD?

See post 27.

[oldrider]

See post 27.

Well, have you noticed how boring KB has become lately, or is it just me getting old? :yawn:

I used to enjoy the way young ones on here rip into one another!

They get some really witty, clever and funny stuff going.

I enjoy it, keeps me up to date and feeling alive!

I learn stuff off them all the time, let them loose I say! :clap:

The whole world is getting hog tied with too many stupid, oppressive, rules! :brick:

[=cJ=]

I have to keep checking back in PD, if gold like this is going to be buried.

A+ would be tricked again...

[MattRSK]

Just had to read it again. GOLD!

[PeteMun]

I would like to congratulate Beemer and Princess bandit, For elevating this thread to legendary status.

I agree with what he said.. Thanks you two your awesome

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[PrincessBandit]

I agree with what he said.. Thanks you two your awesome

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You're most welcome petal. We aim to please.

[smoky]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise, scam artist.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700
:angry:

[Mom]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise, scam artist.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700
:angry:

Why do you say that, and you had better have a fairly good reason too.

[Grubber]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise, scam artist.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700
:angry:

Best you come up with a good reason for this one buddy. If i'm not mistaken, this is my friggin profile and i got nothing stolen for sale.
Whats your problem shit for brains.

[dogsnbikes]

Why do you say that, and you had better have a fairly good reason too.

Considering that is me,I am interested in the reason too

[cowboyz]

what you on about dogs??? Thats MY PROFILE???? WTF???

[nodrog]

Haha, good one!


I suggest you all read where this is posted.

Fanny

[Katman]

Yep, works every time.

[scott411]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise, scam artist.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700
:angry:


excuse me, that is my account, run through my business (Mr Motorcycles)

(which i am not alloud to annouce on there since i have a website with the same name)

can you please explain why you think the stuff i am selling is stolen?, i can easily prove it is not,

[awayatc]

haha...

it's me to.....
Pretty clever.......

Good one!
Raked up a few people...:gob:

[scott411]

Best you come up with a good reason for this one buddy. If i'm not mistaken, this is my friggin profile and i got nothing stolen for sale.
Whats your problem shit for brains.

you are mistaken, it is my profile

[cowboyz]

ha! right.. I get it now.. far too early in the mroning! as you were...........

[robertydog]

Job well done. This has been put in the Jokes and Humour section.

[Grubber]

Oh myGod.
Well done!

[one fast tl1ooo]

Ha ha ha. thats funny

[Genie]

clever...I went there twice as I was like....hello then I clicked. Well done!

[onearmedbandit]

The last time someone tried this on KB one member got quite upset lol.

[Genie]

The last time someone tried this on KB one member got quite upset lol.

Only One????

Surprising....I noticed a couple above getting tetchy already. :lol:

[Slyer]

Hahaha you chumps fell for it again...

[Genie]

Hahaha you chumps fell for it again...

that would be a bunch of 'new' chumps

[Marmoot]

Well done this thread. I just reported myself to the police and now I'm in trouble and my TradeMe account got banned.

[Number One]

that would be a bunch of 'new' chumps

it's the thread that keeps on giving :lol:


HINT: STOP taking yourselves sooooo seriously - you'll pop a fufu valve or something :lol:

[cambridgedan]

haha that is awesome :yes:

[avgas]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise, scam artist.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700
:angry:

But its soo cheap!

[Reckless]

Clicked on it, had a heart attack, then a laugh!!

Then went to my watch-list an looked at all the stuff I can't afford!! :angry:

[Trudes]

The last time someone tried this on KB one member got quite upset lol.

I remember that...... fark it was funny!!!
Oh and seeing as nobody does it much anymore......
REPOST!!!!!! :laugh:

[crazyhorse]

There are some clever little fuckers out there............. aren't there!!! :rofl:

[racefactory]

You're lucky you didn't get a thump as well. Are you a 12 year-old computer geek by any chance? Or just one of those people who like to stir shit and get a few bites?

Not very funny - it may be clever but posting a thread with claims it leads to someone dealing in stolen property could see your sorry arse being dragged into court.

Try using your dark powers for good instead of this kind of crap.

you're a fucking idiot. Crawl up and die.

[Mom]

you're a fucking idiot. Crawl up and die.

This is a joke that I got caught out by today. Very friggen funny :shutup: Some however did not and do not appreciate being made a tit of. This response of yours to a post made over a year ago is so out of line and over the top. I feel a bit sorry for you really, terrible thing to say.

[warewolf]

Look out for this trader, they are trying to sell stolen merchandise, scam artist.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=568700
:angry:
Well done that man! :clap: Got 'em again! :killingme

Absolutely primo first-rate thread-dredge :woohoo:

[Marmoot]

you're a fucking idiot. Crawl up and die.

I'm sorry. I didn't know. Can we still be best friends?

[EJK]

Haha very funny... At first I thought we were talking about this "infamous" Chinese fella from a while back if you guys can remember....
<a href="http://www.chodecircus.com/area51/">http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Profile.aspx?menber=553422</a>

[YellowDog]

Very good :lol:

[smoky]

you're a fucking idiot. Crawl up and die.

Just a bit of fun, why get nasty about a post made a year ago, I'm sure Beemer is over it by now

[crazyhorse]

Just a bit of fun, why get nasty about a post made a year ago, I'm sure Beemer is over it by now

well, I got caught and did sell a bike last year.......... but I did think it hilarious - guess some folk out there, just aint got a sense of humour :innocent:

[St_Gabriel]

but, but, but, wait wait wait wait
I'M SPARTACUS

Well done, clicked the link and thougth wtf then the red mist then I checked the url.

[racefactory]

This is a joke that I got caught out by today. Very friggen funny :shutup: Some however did not and do not appreciate being made a tit of. This response of yours to a post made over a year ago is so out of line and over the top. I feel a bit sorry for you really, terrible thing to say.

Sorry didn't know it was over a year ago. Just trying to defend that dude from that old crusty laying into him.

It's just good harmless fun, no need to go have a fucking heart attack. What are you 80 old girl?

Take it easy! Have a good one.

Brilliant joke by the way