DarkLord
22nd August 2009, 23:01
Hehe. Anyone else still get these damn things? I used to get piles of them at one of my old workplaces, and I just don't appreciate these dishonest bastards trying to scam people out of their money, so I decided to set up a fake email account and name to mess with them if they write to me. Below is my first attempt at giving them the run-around:
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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:36:57 +0900
From: maco_camara55@yahoo.co.jp
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
To: maco_camara55@yahoo.co.jp
From: maco camara
Av.12 RD 16,Apt.39B, Triechville
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Private Email:
Dear one ,
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you .I am maco camara .The only son of late Chief and Mrs.Rolland camara JP. My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant who based in Accra, Ghana and Abidjan the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire respectively.
His business associate on one of their business outings poisoned him to death.
When my mother died on the 21ST October 2000, my father took me so special because i am motherless.
Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He sincerely called me on his bedside and told me that he had a sum of (Twleve million,Five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($12,500,000) kept in a security company here. He also said that the security company does not know the content of the Trunk Boxes. He also put my name in Depositing the 1 boxes as the beneficiary and next of kin.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes and further my education, I want you to assist me in clearing this fund into your account overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also use it for an investment purpose, such as real estate management. My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE, HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY & MINING, TRANSPORT or in any good investment you may advise me on. I am honorably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.
(1) To assist me to clear this fund from the security company and transfer to your account successfully.
(2To provide a bank account into which this money would be transfer into.
(3) To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a student with no business experience.
(4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated
account. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me, as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 days, from the day you signify interest to assist me.
Waiting to hear from you soonest. Have a nice day and
remain blessed.Yours Truly,
maco
MY REPLY:
Dear marco polo,
My brother! I cannot believe that you contacted me. I am so very grateful that you chose me. I would be delighted to help you and would embrace you as a brother to me. I mean, after all, your email must be completely legitimate, as no one ever tries to scam people this way, and even if people did I am certain it would never be a good, honest and upstanding citizen such as yourself.
I would like to ask more about this business opportunity before I proceed with it. I notice that one of your fields of investment is PETROLUM. Is that the same as petroleum? I have never heard of this particular substance before. What does petrolum do? Can I eat it or is it more like something I would use to clean my carpet? Or can it be used to clean out a persons lower intestine?
Thank you so much for your generous offer of 20% of the funds. I believe I would use this to buy myself a brand new K9 Gixxer thou. Before we proceed any further you must tell me exactly what you believe a Gixxer Thou is, and what you would do with one if you were to get one (as I may buy you one as well!) If you do not know or are unable to inform me exactly what a Gixxer Thou is, then the deal is OFF as this is something very personal to me and I need your understanding in this.
I'd also like to set up what we in my country call a "tinny house". Perhaps you could assist me in running this when you come over?
Please be writing back to me at your soonest my dear friend.
Best
Gary
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He hasn't written back yet, but I am hoping he takes the bait and I can have a bit of fun with him. :devil2:
Not sure why I am posting this, but yeah.
Good day.
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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:36:57 +0900
From: maco_camara55@yahoo.co.jp
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
To: maco_camara55@yahoo.co.jp
From: maco camara
Av.12 RD 16,Apt.39B, Triechville
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Private Email:
Dear one ,
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you .I am maco camara .The only son of late Chief and Mrs.Rolland camara JP. My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant who based in Accra, Ghana and Abidjan the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire respectively.
His business associate on one of their business outings poisoned him to death.
When my mother died on the 21ST October 2000, my father took me so special because i am motherless.
Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He sincerely called me on his bedside and told me that he had a sum of (Twleve million,Five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($12,500,000) kept in a security company here. He also said that the security company does not know the content of the Trunk Boxes. He also put my name in Depositing the 1 boxes as the beneficiary and next of kin.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes and further my education, I want you to assist me in clearing this fund into your account overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also use it for an investment purpose, such as real estate management. My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE, HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY & MINING, TRANSPORT or in any good investment you may advise me on. I am honorably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.
(1) To assist me to clear this fund from the security company and transfer to your account successfully.
(2To provide a bank account into which this money would be transfer into.
(3) To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a student with no business experience.
(4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated
account. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me, as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 days, from the day you signify interest to assist me.
Waiting to hear from you soonest. Have a nice day and
remain blessed.Yours Truly,
maco
MY REPLY:
Dear marco polo,
My brother! I cannot believe that you contacted me. I am so very grateful that you chose me. I would be delighted to help you and would embrace you as a brother to me. I mean, after all, your email must be completely legitimate, as no one ever tries to scam people this way, and even if people did I am certain it would never be a good, honest and upstanding citizen such as yourself.
I would like to ask more about this business opportunity before I proceed with it. I notice that one of your fields of investment is PETROLUM. Is that the same as petroleum? I have never heard of this particular substance before. What does petrolum do? Can I eat it or is it more like something I would use to clean my carpet? Or can it be used to clean out a persons lower intestine?
Thank you so much for your generous offer of 20% of the funds. I believe I would use this to buy myself a brand new K9 Gixxer thou. Before we proceed any further you must tell me exactly what you believe a Gixxer Thou is, and what you would do with one if you were to get one (as I may buy you one as well!) If you do not know or are unable to inform me exactly what a Gixxer Thou is, then the deal is OFF as this is something very personal to me and I need your understanding in this.
I'd also like to set up what we in my country call a "tinny house". Perhaps you could assist me in running this when you come over?
Please be writing back to me at your soonest my dear friend.
Best
Gary
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He hasn't written back yet, but I am hoping he takes the bait and I can have a bit of fun with him. :devil2:
Not sure why I am posting this, but yeah.
Good day.