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Clivoris
23rd August 2009, 21:13
Just getting to this meeting was something of a victory for me, and the performance had a cast of thousands. Jarrod Wintle came round during the week before, kicked my procrastinating arse and helped out bigtime with some skilled labour. This made up for him turning up earlier in the month just as I dumped 2+ litres of Q8Oils synthetic product onto my sloping garage floor. It takes a special kind of absent-mindedness to forget to drain the oil before taking the sump off.:doh: So Jarrod showed me how to use the wheel balancing thing that Roadracingoldfart loaned me. That deluded fool even thinks he's getting it back:lol:.

Having heard that all the very fastest racers leave vital preparation and repairs to the night before the race meeting, 5.30pm friday saw me looking at my replacement flywheel in it's box freshly delivered from the USA. It was immediately apparent that the flywheel puller I had borrowed from Skunk wasn't going to fit. It was then my great good fortune that Richard of Richard's Motorcycles in J'ville was open still and happy to lend me the correct tool. Madmal64 had loaned me a compressor and rattle gun, so with manual in hand, a head full advice and Jarrod on speed-dial I set off for previously untravelled lands. At around 10pm she fired up easily and seemed to run ok, but what was the noise coming from the alternator cover? Not quite a knock, not quite a rattle. Did I put it back together right? Did I use enough threadloc? Is it just a noise I hadn't noticed before:rolleyes:. And I didn't want to run it too long so the gasket goo and threadloc had a bit more time to cure.

To make a long story with many diversions only moderately shorter; my gorgeous 10 year old daughter and I arrived at Manfield bang on 7.30ish with an untested bike (again) and a front Metzeler that needed scrubbing in. A paranoid man would have sought out someone like Chris Osbourne to get some advice about the noise that might be normal or might be a flywheel put back wrong waiting to hurl itself through the crankcase and kill a busload of babies. So that's what I did. To his credit, he listened to me politely, didn't smirk once, listened to the bike and said "It sounds mint, that's just an exhaust harmonic" Onya Chris, I was just seeing if your rep was deserved. I pretty much knew that all the time:confused:

Qualifying Supersport and Superbike
After getting over-excited last round and throwing the Punkin into a muddy puddle, I had resolved to show some restraint and ride more within my limits. Less thrills certainly, but with less spills hopefully. Scrubbing in a new front tyre certainly increased my restraint and I ended up on the back of both grids. 2:18 lap for Supersport and 2:11 for Superbikes. My PB for the longtrack was 2:10 so I wasn't too worried. Glad to get more time on the long circuit.

Supersport Race 1
Oooh, I was nervous but got an ok start. The left-hand side of the grid is certainly the place to be if you aren't at the front. Scracha got a shocking start and I got the meanest start ever. Passed quite a few others before, and around the outside of turns one and 2. My determination to ride at around 85% saw me give a few places back then Bryce Meads and Sam Love got tangled up over the far side and the red flags came out. Now I know what a blinder start feels like. My next start wasn't as mean but I managed to keep a group consisting of Wharfy, Gah, Aria, Nick Prestige and Ashley Payne in sight over the course of the race. Even thinking that I might have been able to get amongst it if I had pushed harder, but deciding to make sure I brought the bike home in one piece. I got into the 2:08s so I was buzzed. More importantly to me, every flying lap was a 2:08. Consistency, a new PB and I finished 18th after qualifying 27th.

Superbike Race 1
Another good start but I'm always a bit more cautious in Superbikes. I was riding around with Coffee Ken (good to see you out there mate) and Darren Calder. I tried reeling in a geezer called Andrew Forward but I couldn't get my act together. Getting home in 22nd after qualifying 32nd. A pile of DNFs helped of course. Best lap of 2:08 again but less consistency.

Supersport Race 2
Oil spills and crashes meant it was a long wait for this race and I was feeling pretty spent. My start wasn't so flash and I was pretty much working on individual corners as I had a lot of the race all to myself. I was starting to feel more comfy in the huge triple apex left hander but I suspect it's a life-long mission getting that one truly sorted. I did my best to reel Scracha in but he was 1 and a bit seconds ahead by the checkered flag. Well done mate. I finished 20th with another 2:08.

Superbike Race 2
I seriously thought about sitting this out as I was knackered, but figured track time was worth getting out there for. It turned out to be some of the best fun I'd had all day. Dicing with Nick Prestige and John Baker, both distinguised and more experienced gentlemen than I. I don't think John Baker knew I was there at the end as he seemed to back off and only beat me by about 10 centimetres across the finish line. Can't rememer what my placing was but I cracked the 2:07s finally.

It's pretty clear to me that I should be able to knock a couple of seconds off if I push a little harder and improve my technique. This will put me in with some of the meaty mid-pack racing and if the incremental improvements keep coming I will get there. First I want to be more confident about when to push, but I can certainly countersteer more deliberately and relax the outer arm more. I must have put the flywheel and other bits on right cause the bike ran faultlessly. Much thanks to my sponsors. I can't really afford the racing I'm doing so I can't imagine what it would be like without them.

A huge thanks to the VMCC crew and associates:clap: You guys rock like Led Zeppelin:headbang:.

Tony.OK
23rd August 2009, 21:21
Awesome stuff Clive......................when do we get to just turn up at the track to a fully prepped bike and pit shed? But where's the fun in that aye?

Great read mate :clap:

Foxzee
23rd August 2009, 21:32
LOL.... you rocked this weekend...saw some awesome pics of you from Glenn...

Yes I heard a wee tale of oil or was that a trail....It takes a Wintle to mop things eh???....oh no there is more than 1 of us...watch out....

KS34
23rd August 2009, 21:49
Well done Young man!

koba
23rd August 2009, 21:54
Awesome, sounds like things are coming along nicely.
It's a real shit when you have to mop up litres of oil aye!

sinfull
23rd August 2009, 22:06
Nothin wrong with technique mate !
Wish i could hold the gut from draggin on the ground before my knee like you do !
Taking a slide like you did last round gonna take a few laps of gettin over i recon !
look forward to trying to match ya and chasing ya round next month !

Awww and not a bad read either !!!

Got them in about 3 mb res this time Clive, if ya want any !

Clivoris
23rd August 2009, 22:18
But where's the fun in that aye?

True Tony. I can see that it could stop being fun real quick if I took it too seriously.

Yes I heard a wee tale of oil or was that a trail....It takes a Wintle to mop things eh???....oh no there is more than 1 of us...watch out....
All he did was laugh. At least if you'd been there you could have cooked me some eggs:dodge:

Awesome, sounds like things are coming along nicely.
It's a real shit when you have to mop up litres of oil aye!
Cheers man. Looking forward to reading how the 650 went for you bro.

Nothin wrong with technique mate !
Wish i could hold the gut from draggin on the ground before my knee like you do !
Taking a slide like you did last round gonna take a few laps of gettin over i recon !
look forward to trying to match ya and chasing ya round next month !

Awww and not a bad read either !!!

Ta for the pic and the support man. We got our work cut out catching that handsome bastard Wharfy.

roadracingoldfart
24th August 2009, 07:23
So Jarrod showed me how to use the wheel balancing thing that Roadracingoldfart loaned me. That deluded fool even thinks he's getting it back:lol:.




Ok , i wondered why you smiled at me when you said "ohh i forgot to bring it back for you " now i realise im just a soft touch huh.



Awesome stuff Clive......................when do we get to just turn up at the track to a fully prepped bike and pit shed? But where's the fun in that aye?




Normally i would have said , "Get a Honda Douglas " but in both your cases you already have . :drool: Now its just clever prepping aye !!!

crazyhorse
24th August 2009, 07:41
Well done. At least you were out there doing it - many others might want to, but don't :niceone:

wharfy
24th August 2009, 08:24
Ta for the pic and the support man. We got our work cut out catching that handsome bastard Wharfy.

Oh gosh Clive, saying things like that jolly well make a chap positively blush :love:

Glad you got the pumpkin sorted, good effort and good result and as always a great read :niceone:

Deano
24th August 2009, 09:57
Great read mate. Congrats on the PB - the times are dropping every round - well done.

DVS 69
24th August 2009, 10:22
Awesum stuff clive ......... Man its gunna take along time ta catch up with you guys your lap times are getting fast man i thought i was doing alrite at manfield doin 2'16" ......... I havnt ridden since May !!:(

Im doin pacific series startin Nov .......... Gotta get sum riding in sumtime real soon.

Goodshit tho man your doing real well.

Sparky Bills
24th August 2009, 10:28
A good read mate.
Glad to see your enjoying the 600. Your looking really sharp out there.
GO THE HONDA'S!!

slowpoke
24th August 2009, 10:39
You looked good out there mate, and the smile in the pits said it all.....go the mighty punkin'!

madmal64
24th August 2009, 12:39
Ok , i wondered why you smiled at me when you said "ohh i forgot to bring it back for you " now i realise im just a soft touch huh.


Sounds like my compressor & rattle gun. It spends just as much time at Clives place as mine.

Good write up Bro! Those times are dropping. Well done

Clivoris
24th August 2009, 14:11
Ta very much peoples.



Ok , i wondered why you smiled at me when you said "ohh i forgot to bring it back for you " now i realise im just a soft touch huh.



Sounds like my compressor & rattle gun. It spends just as much time at Clives place as mine.


Just cross your fingers that I win lotto boys. You can count on me to look after you's right. As soon as I get my own gear I will drop yours right back.

racerhead
24th August 2009, 14:52
Good write up Clive
Good to see the times still dropping:clap:
See ya at the next round :niceone:

Toast
24th August 2009, 17:15
No bin = a win :D

Str8 Jacket
24th August 2009, 17:43
Looking good buddy, you were flying out there!! :D

roadracingoldfart
24th August 2009, 18:37
Just cross your fingers that I win lotto boys. You can count on me to look after you's right. As soon as I get my own gear I will drop yours right back.



Ohh well , :whocares: i never used it anyway , If you bring it back i will paint it orange for you while you wait.

roadracingoldfart
24th August 2009, 18:42
Sounds like my compressor & rattle gun. It spends just as much time at Clives place as mine.

Good write up Bro! Those times are dropping. Well done


Is that the rattle gun and compressor in the no reserve auction he listed on Trade Me ???.

Hes a resoursfull little brown boy isnt he.

madmal64
24th August 2009, 20:29
Is that the rattle gun and compressor in the no reserve auction he listed on Trade Me ???.

Hes a resoursfull little brown boy isnt he.

Nah its the one with the $100 buy now.
He a good bugger really.
If it sells Im sure he will give me at least half of the sale price at some stage.

Clivoris
24th August 2009, 20:53
I luvs yous guys:drinknsin

crazefox
30th August 2009, 17:42
I luvs yous guys:drinknsin

Homo:shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup::shutu p:

Clivoris
30th August 2009, 18:22
Homo:shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup::shutu p:

Don't be shy bro. I must drop this tyre round sometime too. I will give you a call to make sure yo have time for a shower:laugh:

wharfy
31st August 2009, 10:57
Don't be shy bro. I must drop this tyre round sometime too. I will give you a call to make sure yo have time for a shower:laugh:

How come you race bikes instead of playing rugby Clive ? Shared showers are all good there.

Peter Smith
31st August 2009, 11:18
How come you race bikes instead of playing rugby Clive ? Shared showers are all good there.

They will give ya a free prostate check up while your on the feild too. :shutup:

Duke girl
31st August 2009, 11:42
They will give ya a free prostate check up while your on the feild too. :shutup:

Thats the reason why he Races bikes and not playing Rugby.
At least he gets a quick pat down and cuddle in the Dummy Grid before going out onto the track, cant do that if you play Rugby.:laugh:

Clivoris
31st August 2009, 12:22
:laugh:Funnily enough it took me a few years to realise that rugby wasnae the sport for me, and I'm all mouth and trousers in the shared shower scene too. Like a good kiwi lad I'm terrified of public nudity (mine that is). I do very much enjoy the chain yanking that we indulge in in these threads though. I've also got a funny prostate exam anecdote that I might share the next time I'm pissed online.