Helen Clark captions?

[wbks]

Captions, anyone?
Spotted this one on google... Taken some time before the second elections I think

Poster of the best caption gets this dirty sock

[Maha]

Bush....''I will neither confirm nor deny that, Ms Clarke is a good lay''

[Gareth51]

Your have me by the short and curlys

[Mully]

Sorry, which picture is Helen in??

[98tls]

"imagine having a budget as big as ya mouth".

[wbks]

Sorry, which picture is Helen in??GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! Not really what I was asking... But you get the one on the left. Send me a stamped, self addressed envelope and it's all yours

[Genestho]

"Ah Deed Nawt Have Sexuwal Relayshuns with this Woman"

[wbks]

"Ah Deed Nawt Have Sexuwal Relayshuns with this Woman"This is DEFINITELY the winner so far:clap:

[Genestho]

Hey NAH, I really don't want your sock!!!

[98tls]

"theres an opening for Peter".

[Mully]

"Clark and Bush, seen here just after their penis comparison. President Bush emerged the winner, much to Clark's evident disgust"

[98tls]

"mmm......my bush on mr Bush,talk about fucking a cuntry".

[wbks]

"mmm......my bush on mr Bush,talk about fucking a cuntry".You're a vulgar old bugger, aye?

[98tls]

You're a vulgar old bugger, aye? Thats Vulva in my day,or was it Volvo.Either way i was fucked.

[McDuck]

Oh fuck, he has opened his mouth...

[98tls]

You're a vulgar old bugger, aye? Was just reminded of the fact that i was a "vulgar young bugger" as well.Least theres some consistency eh.

[MSTRS]

I smell bullshit. Question is...is it him or me?

[ynot slow]

"Ah did not come in her mouth","ah did not have sexual relations with Mr Clarke".

[Swoop]

Bush....''I will neither confirm nor deny that, Ms Clarke is a good lay''

Bush....''I will neither confirm nor deny, that this person is a woman"... "The FBI are conducting some testing however".

[NDORFN]

"Aaaaa CHOOO... eww what's this..."
"Mr President, you seem to have hoiked something out"
"What the hell is it?!?"
"We're not sure sir"
"Well hell, I don't want it lurking around here... ship it to NZ"

[ynot slow]

And what's with the world athletics outfit going on about female imposters winning,they aint got nothing on him/her.

[ManDownUnder]

"Yeah yeah, blah blah blah. My dick's still bigger than yours"

[McDuck]

You may act like a man but you are a woman, A WOMAN!!!

[Pixie]

Aah will be the may'an thet puts the fingah in the dyke of carmunist expanshun in the sahth pahcific.

[Dean]

Cook me some eggs bush

[nudemetalz]

The double-sized head of Bush is about to eat little Miss tiny Clark........ :eek5:

[The Stranger]

"Ah Deed Nawt Have Sexuwal Relayshuns with this Woman"

Let's face it, who would admit to that? I know I wouldn't.

[ready4whatever]

To bush's discust he has noticed the makeup-caked mole on clarkes chin. wait why is his head 3 times bigger than helens?

[Donor]

If I could stop him talking so much crap, I could probably claim carbon credits and really get in good with the green party...