Caption contest -- KYO 4

[Hitcher]

And the next effort is...

You know all about the judge.

Rep points for the winner.

[TonyB]

After the sex change, Jesus discovered Synchronised Swimming

[bugjuice]

Jeeeeeezus.....

dag nam it, Tony beat me..

[jrandom]

Coming up with a caption would require time out from appreciation...

[Fluffy Cat]

I still have my toggs on.(Picture of female on biker site).

[Big Dave]

'The mirror move - the most dangerous play in all pool sports.
One slip and the 'suction cup' effect can require surgical separation.'

[Lias]

Dangers of genetic engineering #101: Offspring of Julian Clary & Jesus Christ

[bevsta]

"I must be jogging in the Manawatu!"

[TonyB]

SHAAAAAARRRK!!!!!

[TonyB]

Jane was shocked to find that her fake tan lotion was in fact hydrophobic

[bugjuice]

a long walk off a short peer didn't quite go to plan. Her enimies were distraught to say the least as Betty sung her way off..

[cammo]

And the next effort is...

You know all about the judge.

Rep points for the winner.

"im praticing to be jesus, can you tell?"

edit: i didnt read any of them before i posted mine, and to my dismay it had been used already. damn

[strayjuliet]

now showing: The real swan lake.

[spudchucka]

Sharon was enjoying her swim until she noticed the brown floater off her starboard bow.

[MSTRS]

Why, you ask, do I walk on this stuff? It's because I CAN'T SWIM.

[MSTRS]

Sharon was enjoying her swim until she noticed the brown floater off her starboard bow.
:killingme :killingme :killingme :sick:

[cammo]

And the next effort is...

You know all about the judge.

Rep points for the winner.

"can you do star jumps on water?. i can, look!"

[Oakie]

"Well I'll admit that this 'Cloak of Invisibility' is a great feature on our new police motorbikes but these disguises are a bit over the top".

[Grumpy]

F**K IT'S COLD!!!!

[Holy Roller]

If I can just remember where the next stepping stone is...

[TonyB]

the surface tension of the water in the pool was kind of high that day...

[Quasievil]

Oops my waters broke

[Grumpy]

Oops my waters broke

:killingme :killingme :killingme Was thinking along the same lines but didn't have the balls to post it.

[madboy]

Astrid, displaying her trademark smile, gives no hint of the misplaced finger by her teammate during the launch

[bugjuice]

Astrid, displaying her trademark smile, gives no hint of the misplaced finger by her teammate during the launch
lamo :killingme

[MSTRS]

Georgina was totally unaware that the iceskating had been cancelled due to unseasonably warm weather

[Hitcher]

Highly commendeds this time to:

TonyB (#2 and #10)
Bugjuice (#11)
Quasievil (#22)
MSTRS (#26)

Very highly commended:

Spudchucka (#14)


And the winner this time is...

Customary drum roll please...


Madboy for #24

[Krayy]

I'm a bit late for this one (on a course), but I couldn't resist........

Leaping into the pool without testing the temperature first, Dot found that the water was cold enough to make her lips curl.

[Wolf]

I'm a bit late for this one (on a course), but I couldn't resist........

Leaping into the pool without testing the temperature first, Dot found that the water was cold enough to make her lips curl.
Went up camping one hot summer's day, sweltering walk up the mountain with a full pack, got to my favourite camping spot beside a mountauin stream, dropped my pack and moved purposefully towards the stream shedding clothing as I went, rock-hopped out into the middle of the stream above a nice deep pool and jumped in.

Felt like I was about to erupt out of the water like a Polaris missile - really hard to fight the natural tendency to suck in a lungful of air and scream - I'd've got a lungful of icy water...

[Sniper]

I look like a man, look at me, I want attention