Question for the day

[Fatt Max]

So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

"Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."

Shame about Kashin, but how would you go about it?

[Mikkel]

Get some explosives... it works with whales.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

[EJK]

"Stand and walk! Pack your things and go home!"


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[hospitalfood]

I'm dead keen to try a bit of the meat if you can get me a steak ?

I like meat.

[jim.cox]

Shame about Kashin, but how would you go about it?

Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers

[vifferman]

Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers
Actually, that's a blardy good idea. :niceone:
I'm sure the zoo could do a roaring trade and make a tidy pile of money if they sold Kasin bit by bit.

[Fatt Max]

Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers

....or jumbo pies maybe....

[EJK]

Actually, that's a blardy good idea. :niceone:
I'm sure the zoo could do a roaring trade and make a tidy pile of money if they sold Kasin bit by bit.

Wasn't there a dead Giraff in Auckland Zoo a while back? What happened to that?

[Swoop]

Anyone remember the ASB "kashin"(sp?) elephant shaped money boxes?

[slofox]

Chainsaws...BIG chainsaws...

Or you could fly it out on a Jumbo jet...

[p.dath]

Actually, that's a blardy good idea. :niceone:
I'm sure the zoo could do a roaring trade and make a tidy pile of money if they sold Kasin bit by bit.

I don't know. 40 year old elephant burger. Might be chewier than a rubber tyre.

[Mully]

Have they said what they're going to do with her?

Seems to me it'll be a burial on the property somewhere and a memorial.

Tis a shame, I remember Kashin well from my school days.

[MisterD]

Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers

I know who to call...

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[sugilite]

Low on dogs? free pet going cheap, as is where is...:shifty:

[Metalor]

So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

"Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."



Find a fold and fuck it!

[Ronin]

Dig a really big umu pit.



works for pit bulls

[ckai]

Wasn't there a dead Giraff in Auckland Zoo a while back? What happened to that?

It's a long story...;)


Anyone remember the ASB "kashin"(sp?) elephant shaped money boxes?

The wife works at ASB and rocks home,

"Kashin dies today", she says.

"What the fuck, it's plastic! What are you going on about?" I reply

[blank look] she says "they had to put her down".

"Holy shit, you've finally lost the plot. But that's OK we'll get you help"

Then she explained that Kashin was actually real and was in Auckland Zoo. The bank, from what I gathered, kinda sponsored her. Could be wrong.

And here's me thinking it was a really clever marketing name they came up with for a money box...kash-in. Brilliant. Turns out it wasn't and they just pinched the name.

[wbks]

So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

"Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."
Sounds more like mob lingo for a dead body that needs burying...

[ready4whatever]

I have a way of getting rid of anything and thats fire. burn it! keep the ivory though

[Swoop]

And here's me thinking it was a really clever marketing name they came up with for a money box...kash-in. Brilliant. Turns out it wasn't and they just pinched the name.
The marketing department is having a competition at the moment...
https://www.asb.co.nz/art/downloads/primary-school-entry.pdf

[smoky]

That Tongan block who cooked his dog would know what to do

anyone keep his number, I hear they're planning a huge party in South Auckland on the weekend

[Del Fuego]

will be mounted/stuffed and jammed in the museum no? That would have been my guess, although an elephant burger sounds tempting

[Fatt Max]

Just spoke with a mate of mine who reckons that the zoo should not have mentioned it and simply propped it up against a tree.

I mean, the fucking thing didnt move much when it was alive anyway....

[tri boy]

Turn it into an Elephant type "singing fish" taxidermy thingie.
Scare the shit out of the kids at the front entrance.
What song to use???????? (Whole lotta Kashin, sung to the tune of AC/DC's whole lotta Rosie maybe)

[tri boy]

Or maybe the zoo could gift the hide to Quasi, so he can make a race suit for the more, errr, rotund riders.
Gotta be some elephant arsed members here.:rofl:

[EJK]

Reminds me of old times.... :)

[nothingflash]

I have a way of getting rid of anything and thats fire. burn it! keep the ivory though

I'll second that! Either burn it or melt it into a liquid and pour it down a massive drain :done:

[Big Dave]

Someone should tell Tarzan it's safe to pick apples again.

[wickle]

Anyone remember the ASB "kashin"(sp?) elephant shaped money boxes?
if u have a spare I"ll have it!

[Big Dave]

>>but how would you go about it?<<

I'd use a mini and put two in the front seat and two in the back.

Then find an orchard to dump the body in and cover it in sunglasses so nobody recognises.

[wickle]

>>but how would you go about it?<<

I'd use a mini and put two in the front seat and two in the back.

Then find an orchard to dump the body in and cover it in sunglasses so nobody recognises.
But where will the Graffites sit

[Hitcher]

Some years ago, whilst taking in the sights and sounds of Auckland's zoo, Kashin and her handler walked by. Two zoo visitors in front of us were heard to remark "Is that the elephant that died, or the other one?"

At that point I realised that there was truth in the observation that half of the population has below-average intelligence.

RIP Kashin. You've now made the transition from being the other one to being the elephant that died.

[wbks]

Reminds me of old times.... :)What game is that called?!

[Swoop]

if u have a spare I"ll have it!
Sorry. I filled mine and took it to the bank. Luckily they didn't provide a Piggy Muldoon piggybank as a replacement...

[peasea]

So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

"Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."

Shame about Kashin, but how would you go about it?

Start with a sharp knife, get gas for the barbie and ring a shitload of mates.

[peasea]

Or maybe the zoo could gift the hide to Quasi, so he can make a race suit for the more, errr, rotund riders.
Gotta be some elephant arsed members here.:rofl:

On Harleys??

[Mully]

They're going to need a fucking big shoebox.....

[peasea]

They're going to need a fucking big shoebox.....

Did Kashin have big feet or something?

[Mully]

Did Kashin have big feet or something?

You know what they say about elephants with big feet......

[peasea]

You know what they say about elephants with big feet......

...that they're no good at athletics?

[ynot slow]

It's a zoo,should have shot her and fed to the lions and other carnivorous beasts waste nothing.We feel so sad for a bloody elephant being euthanised,but innocent kids die by the week lately or so.

[Mully]

...that they're no good at athletics?

" you must spread some bling....."

[EJK]

What game is that called?!

It's Age of the Empires, series one. I believe it's the only game that you can hunt elephants for food.

[oldrider]

It's a zoo,should have shot her and fed to the lions and other carnivorous beasts waste nothing.We feel so sad for a bloody elephant being euthanised,but innocent kids die by the week lately or so.

+1 They waste whale meat too, when they get stranded, they bulldoze them into the ground! Dumb fuckers!

Once they're dead! :whocares: