Discrimination

[YellowDog]

I hate all this sexist stuff :)

[Stirts]

I hate all this sexist stuff :)

But that sign is so true!

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1165you-are-so-sexist.gif

Just found these too....

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

We can show some cleavage and get off speeding fines.

Taxis stop for us, if we show some cleavage/leg/or have a pert arse.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. (sorry to shatter that fantasy)

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

[Stirts]

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Same work.. more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

[kunoichi]

lol, i don't think you'd be arguing if a topless chick came up to the bar, but you probably would if it was a guy with manboobs!

[YellowDog]

I always stop to let attractive ladies out of road junctions and hold doors open for them.

Don't criticise, it's genetic and can't be helped.

[oldrider]

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Same work.. more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

Y'know that list isn't whole lot different no matter whose eyes you read it with!

What does matter is in the interpretation, once it gets into the grey matter inside your head, thats where it gains + or - status!

The reader attaches the appropriate emoticon! :violin: :finger: :Oops: :first: :niceone:

[kunoichi]

Personally, i think that alot of the restrictions put on women (like running out of the room to do emergency crotch adjustment, waxing your bikini line, or pissing in public) is put on by themselves! i pick out a bum wedgy all the time without running to the bathroom, i piss in public if others go for a piss too. It's all self inflicted restrictions. Yes the social norms say we shouldn't do these things, but we don't have to follow them if we don't damn well wanna!

Tho i did hear a funny quote the other day. 'Chivalry isn't dead, it's just not required!', if you demand chivalry off a man (like opening doors for you) then you'll be left with the good ones anyways.

[Stirts]

I always stop to let attractive ladies out of road junctions and hold doors open for them.

Don't criticise, it's genetic and can't be helped.

And what of the fugly ones?


Y'know that list isn't whole lot different no matter whose eyes you read it with!

What does matter is in the interpretation, once it gets into the grey matter inside your head, thats where it gains + or - status!

The reader attaches the appropriate emoticon! :violin: :finger: :Oops: :first: :niceone:


Personally, i think that alot of the restrictions put on women (like running out of the room to do emergency crotch adjustment, waxing your bikini line, or pissing in public) is put on by themselves! i pick out a bum wedgy all the time without running to the bathroom, i piss in public if others go for a piss too. It's all self inflicted restrictions. Yes the social norms say we shouldn't do these things, but we don't have to follow them if we don't damn well wanna!

Tho i did hear a funny quote the other day. 'Chivalry isn't dead, it's just not required!', if you demand chivalry off a man (like opening doors for you) then you'll be left with the good ones anyways.

What words of wonderful wisdom from you both!

And imagine how farken boring the world would be if we are all so very PC and followed the "social norms" for both sexes!! Farken :yawn:

[kunoichi]

the quirks and weirdoes are the people that make our world! Those corporates and normal people just balance out the weirdness before things get out of hand. But everything could do with a kick of spice! This world is boring enough as it is without people trying to convert those with alittle bit of character into a bloody robot!

[oldrider]

What words of wonderful wisdom from you both!
And imagine how farken boring the world would be if we are all so very PC and followed the "social norms" for both sexes!! Farken :yawn:

Ain't bugger all PC in our house and I personally hate social norms and "rules" with a passion!

Scratch your arse when ever you want to and I will watch if I want to! :yes:

Your response doesn't reflect your normally expressed free spirit, must have read it wrong or I didn't write what I meant! :Oops:

[Stirts]

Scratch your arse when ever you want to and I will watch if I want to! :yes:

You can watch, I prefer to put my legs behind my ears and scratch my arse doggy styles.



Your response doesn't reflect your normally expressed free spirit, must have read it wrong or I didn't write what I meant! :Oops:

You are right, it doesn't reflect my normally expressed free spirit. I just think it is farken funny how some people take some of that shit so personally/seriously.

We are who we are, don't try and change us!

[oldrider]

You can watch, I prefer to put my legs behind my ears and scratch my arse doggy styles.

Wow, if your reality can match my fantasy of this, I just can't wait! :eek5: Book me a sitting! :whistle:

You are right, it doesn't reflect my normally expressed free spirit. I just think it is farken funny how some people take some of that shit so personally/seriously.

We are who we are, don't try and change us!

That reflects more what I was meaning, who we are is how "we" decide to react to stuff like that! :yes:

We, (Mrs o/r me & the dog) have just been for a walk beside the lake in the rain, feels soooo much better now! :woohoo:

[ready4whatever]

I always stop to let attractive ladies out of road junctions and hold doors open for them.

Don't criticise, it's genetic and can't be helped.

yeah me to. I'd rather be served my the pretty woman at the supermarket / shop etc than the dude. even though i'v had a girlfriend for 2 years . its just natural