Pregnancy and diet

[PrincessBandit]

Great. We all know that pregnant women are told that smoking and drinking while pregnant is a no-no. Some still do it anyway, but by and large we know it's not good for the developing baby.

Now I hear on the radio that women's diet while pregnant can affect the age their daughters reach puberty, and can have long lasting effects on any daughters' reproductive systems.

Most women I know do try to eat healthily while carrying wee sproglets, but listening to the news item I thought to myself "gee, anything else they'd like to lay on our doorstep while they're at it?" Lots of women already worry like crazy and beat themselves up over what they did eat/drink, what supplements they heard were supposed to be good but didn't take etc. etc. Now this.

I'm just glad that stage of my life is a distant memory (well, it better be.....) Too many potential guilt trips down that path.

Rant over.

[Pussy]

Pies and lager worked out okay for you, PB!
Your kids are fine

[Headbanger]

Women are pretty much responsible for all the ills in the world.

Time to smarten up ladies.

[Stirts]

Women are pretty much responsible for all the ills in the world.

:rofl: Yes we are aren't we. We cook their eggs for them, we clean for them, and we even swallow for them!

[sinfull]

:rofl: Yes we are aren't we. We cook their eggs for them, we clean for them, and we even swallow for them!
:gob: You cook eggs ?

[Stirts]

you cook eggs ? :gob:

iknowicantbelieveipostedthatonapublicforum!!

[bucket boy]

:rofl: Yes we are aren't we. We cook their eggs for them, we clean for them, and we even swallow for them!

gordon reckons you talking rubbish

[ckai]

Great. We all know that pregnant women are told that smoking and drinking while pregnant is a no-no. Some still do it anyway, but by and large we know it's not good for the developing baby.

Now I hear on the radio that women's diet while pregnant can affect the age their daughters reach puberty, and can have long lasting effects on any daughters' reproductive systems.

Most women I know do try to eat healthily while carrying wee sproglets, but listening to the news item I thought to myself "gee, anything else they'd like to lay on our doorstep while they're at it?" Lots of women already worry like crazy and beat themselves up over what they did eat/drink, what supplements they heard were supposed to be good but didn't take etc. etc. Now this.

I'm just glad that stage of my life is a distant memory (well, it better be.....) Too many potential guilt trips down that path.

Rant over.

Tell me about it. We watched my sister trip out from all the shit she couldn't do and her kids are constantly sick (ones just come back from hospital).

The wife is pregnant and thought it was a joke what she wasn't allowed to eat! So she decided, the mums that have avoided everything have kids with screwed up immune systems so she's doing the opposite (within reason).

Doing it for the good of the world she is. But like the wife was told, it's only for 9 months, so do you really wanna risk screwing up your kid?

It's a conspiracy I tell ya. That and carrots causing cancer.


:rofl: Yes we are aren't we. We cook their eggs for them, we clean for them, and we even swallow for them!

Make sure the eggs aren't runny. Since when can pregnant woman not eat runny eggs!!!??? That's just stupid talk. And does the swallowing thing happen with the pregancy? Because I'm yet to see it...

I think some fruit cake scientists are given too much money to screw up people's lives.

[Stirts]

gordon reckons you talking rubbish

OK, OK I don't clean



The wife is pregnant and thought it was a joke what she wasn't allowed to eat! So she decided, the mums that have avoided everything have kids with screwed up immune systems so she's doing the opposite (within reason).

Doing it for the good of the world she is. But like the wife was told, it's only for 9 months, so do you really wanna risk screwing up your kid?

My mum smoked, drank, ate seafood and copious amounts of Green Onion chips and ice-cream, while pregnant with me and I turned out just fine! :shifty:

Seriously though, more often than not the maternal instincts kick in when a woman gets pregnant and they generally get put off "dangerous" foods.


It's a conspiracy I tell ya. That and carrots causing cancer.


I think some fruit cake scientists are given too much money to screw up people's lives.

EXACTLY like these wee gems.......
You need to drink plenty of water or the baby will get dirty in its sac of water.

If you hold your hands above your head you'll strangle the baby with the umbilical cord.

If a pregnant woman frequently experiences heartburn, her baby will have a full head of hair.

Anyone who denies a pregnant woman the food that she craves will get a sty in his eye (more like black eye)


And does the swallowing thing happen with the pregancy? Because I'm yet to see it...

:psst: sex stops once they get pregnant :dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

:psst: sex stops once they get pregnant :dodge:

Many a true word spoken in jest...!

[Headbanger]

Pregnant sex is sloppy.:sweatdrop

[StoneY]

:rofl: Yes we are aren't we. We cook their eggs for them, we clean for them, and we even swallow for them!

OH WOW you swallow?
:sunny:

[Stirts]

OH WOW you swallow?
:sunny:

Yes, about 2000 times a day with a pressure of 4 pounds on the palate!

[ready4whatever]

dont get pregnant. it means kids

[MisterD]

I thought to myself "gee, anything else they'd like to lay on our doorstep while they're at it?"

I repeatedly told MrsD to ignore everything she heard because it'd only make her stressed and (making stuff up as I go along again...) stress was bad for the baby too. Well, it probably is and it's definitely bad for the father...:innocent:

[allycatz]

One of my girls has a real thing for cheese and pickle and I ate cheese and pickle sandwiches through the pregnancy

[Boob Johnson]

and we even swallow for them!
You swallow?

You couldn't have a talk to my misses for me could you? :laugh:



:psst: sex stops once they get pregnant :dodge:
Ok THAT is not true :shifty:

[Stirts]

One of my girls has a real thing for cheese and pickle and I ate cheese and pickle sandwiches through the pregnancy

Yeah my mum gave me my hankering for Green Onion chips....I don't think they make that flavour anymore though :weep:


You swallow?

:stupid: everyone swallows!!! One little word that can mean so much :rolleyes:


You couldn't have a talk to my misses for me could you? :laugh:

Just give her an "Angry Pirate" and see what happens after that.

[Boob Johnson]

Just give her an "Angry Pirate" and see what happens after that.
*searching files for "angry pirate".....no prior knowledge on this subject*

[Stirts]

*searching files for "angry pirate".....no prior knowledge on this subject*

The Angry Pirate
A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the leg, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

[Boob Johnson]

The Angry Pirate
A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the leg, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
I like the part "WHEN he pulls out & ejaculates in her eye" like it's a given :laugh:

[mashman]

I like the part "WHEN he pulls out & ejaculates in her eye" like it's a given :laugh:

Easier when you hold the ears :innocent:

[Boob Johnson]

Easier when you hold the ears :innocent:
Blow up dolls don't have ears Mashman :rofl:

[mashman]

Blow up dolls don't have ears Mashman :rofl:

They do if they're inflatable sheep :woohoo:... apparantly

[XxKiTtiExX]

And apparently you shouldn't reach for anything thats up high because you'll choke the baby with its own umbilical cord. Oh and I was also informed that you shouldn't sit in a bath full of water while your pregnant because you'll drown the baby. :blink:

Where does it end?

[sunhuntin]

LOL kittie. bloody hell, what were they thinking??

soon itll be too risky for women to have babies and they will be created in a lab. then, once its 'due', the happy couple can go and window shop their favourite baby.:blink:

[Gareth51]

soon itll be too risky for women to have babies and they will be created in a lab. then, once its 'due', the happy couple can go and window shop their favourite baby.:blink:

Then there will be shopping on-line and delivered by courier

[gijoe1313]

So PB, this explains the odd and loquacious tendencies Ripperoo exhibits. I do believe that your previous lifestyle has resulted in a wealth of psychological traits to be studied in earnest, from a leather backed chair next to a reclined couch.

So ... PB, what was your relationship like with your fadder? (Goldmember accent)

[ready4whatever]

apperently they dont like a fall down the stairs too

[1wheel riot]

Pregnant sex is sloppy.:sweatdrop

and it just dont seem right

[ready4whatever]

and it just dont seem right

I wouldnt know cause the pregnancy comes after

[oldguy]

Great. We all know that pregnant women are told that smoking and drinking while pregnant is a no-no. Some still do it anyway, but by and large we know it's not good for the developing baby.

Now I hear on the radio that women's diet while pregnant can affect the age their daughters reach puberty, and can have long lasting effects on any daughters' reproductive systems.

Most women I know do try to eat healthily while carrying wee sproglets, but listening to the news item I thought to myself "gee, anything else they'd like to lay on our doorstep while they're at it?" Lots of women already worry like crazy and beat themselves up over what they did eat/drink, what supplements they heard were supposed to be good but didn't take etc. etc. Now this.

I'm just glad that stage of my life is a distant memory (well, it better be.....) Too many potential guilt trips down that path.

Rant over.

so tell me you having a girl or boy or twins haha

[YellowDog]

You swallow?

You couldn't have a talk to my misses for me could you? :laugh:



Ok THAT is not true :shifty:
Just explain to her how nutricious it is and how it helps with weight loss.

[ready4whatever]

Just explain to her how nutricious it is and how it helps with weight loss.


true, tell her its her daily zinc intake

[alley cat]

soon itll be too risky for women to have babies and they will be created in a lab. then, once its 'due', the happy couple can go and window shop their favourite baby.:blink:

That sounds like heaven! where do i sign?

[sunhuntin]

Then there will be shopping on-line and delivered by courier

good point. and youll be able to pay by credit card and get free shipping from china. :baby:

[Pussy]

so tell me you having a girl or boy or twins haha

I reckon you're on to it....

PB has a belly full of arms and legs!

[PrincessBandit]

Ah, how nice to look at my grown offspring and reminisce about "back in the day, when they were little warm bundles of wriggling, stinky, screeching..." I've just remembered why I'm happy to be past that stage!

[Stirts]

Ah, how nice to look at my grown offspring and reminisce about "back in the day, when they were little warm bundles of wriggling, stinky, screeching..." I've just remembered why I'm happy to be past that stage!

At 35 and my mum STILL calls me her little warm bundle of wriggling, stinky, screeching.....

[Pussy]

At 35 and my mum STILL calls me her little warm bundle of wriggling, stinky, screeching.....

You're quite advanced for 425 months, Stirts!

[PrincessBandit]

so tell me you having a girl or boy or twins haha

With the way I keep popping the dome on my leathers I'm starting to worry about twins.....:eek::eek::eek:

[PrincessBandit]

At 35 and my mum STILL calls me her little warm bundle of wriggling, stinky, screeching.....

Darn "you must spread more rep before......" lol

[Toaster]

:rofl: Yes we are aren't we. We cook their eggs for them, we clean for them, and we even swallow for them!

You do the cleaning?:lol::beer: