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jellywrestler
26th August 2009, 09:09
COLD KIWI FOR DUMMIES.

While a huge number of Kiwi Motorcyclists have at some time 'done' one of more of the Thirty-Four COLD KIWI Motorcycle Rallies there are still a lot of us out there who have yet to give it a shot. Some of us think of it every year; and put it off every year too! You'll know who you are; its not everyone's 'cup of tea' but for those keen to give it a go but haven't quite made it here's a few pointers to make it happen, and happen in style...

* I don't know anyone going. A lot of folk who are keen on doing a COLD KIWI simply haven't got around to it because they don't know anyone else going. The key to this is do you really need to go with someone else? If you're looking for a riding partner ask around, maybe at your local bike shop, or you may want to try WWW.KIWIBIKER.CO.NZ and link up with an individual or a planned group ride that these folks are running from some areas. If you want someone else for company at the COLD KIWI just arrive. The rally is chocka of folk just like yourself! Everyone is there to socialize with others, the 'Ice' was already broken when you rode through the gate. There are bikes of all shapes and sizes and riders of all shapes and sizes too; and everyone of them has a story to tell including you. Just get amongst it!

*Pre-Pay your ticket. This might sound like odd advice for an event that welcomes both Pre-Paid Entrants as well as gate sales but there are several clear advantages. The Pre-Paid meals are great. I usually crack my first tinnie at noon on Saturday; when the events kick off, by teatime a Roast dinner and pudding is just the ticket so I can behave like a poorly trained ape for a few more hours without falling over... While the 'over the counter' food is still damn good fodder I tend to like the forced eating time too. Once you've got your Pre-Paid ticket in your hot little hand the anticipation starts too, tell your mates; if they're looking for someone to go with its sorted and the plans unfold. Last but not least the RUAPEHU MOTORCYCLE CLUB have a prize draw for all Pre-Paid entrants too, you could score something too. Entry forms etc www.coldkiwi.co.nz or at most Motorcycle shops.

*Plan a different Route. The COLD KIWI is as much a destination and event as is the ride getting there. Wherever you're riding from take a map out and have a look at some alternatives and give them a shot. Chances are you'll see others out in the middle of nowhere doing just the same as you; and get chatting...

*Is it Cold? Yes and No! There's no doubt that Cold is a factor of the COLD KIWI Rally that's part of the tradition and the challenge too but in reality its easier than one thinks to be in comfort at the Rally. Thermals are a good move; most motorcyclists have already added some to their riding gear as well as a warm hat and gloves too. These items together with you riding gear should be enough to make you forget the cold still if you think you may need more for the weekend hit an Op-Shop. I'm not kidding, you can kit yourself out in gold old fashioned warm clothes for a few bucks and if you don't want to take them home toss them on the fire! Don't worry about fashion; there's no such thing at a COLD KIWI Rally!

*Additional Warmth. There's no denying that the COLD KIWI can at times be as 'Cold-as-a-Mother-In-Laws-kiss' so the Ruapehu Motorcycle Club provide plenty of warm spots to head for. There are two huge bonfires at the COLD KIWI, one for each night, as well as 44-gallon drum fires scattered around the camping areas. If you're cold when you arrive there's usually a big gas blower in the Marquee (yes Marquee) to blast some heat into you as well as hot coffee and food 24hrs at the food caravan. Remember the whole concept of the COLD KIWI Rally is to go out and play when 'normal' folk won't, after all there's a bit of eccentricity in all of us: just do it!

*Accommodation. While some people visit the COLD KIWI during daylight hours and scurry off to a Warm Bed for the night the majority spend the night/s on site. You'll need a good tent, good sleeping bag and either a sleeping mat or grab a few cardboard boxes from the caterers to insulate you from the ground. If you'd rather find a roof over your head for the there's plenty not to far away but it pays to book early as its still Ski Season at that time of the year.

*Food and Drink. There's full catering facilities 24hrs on site with a sit down area to 'Dine' in. Hot water is also available at the Food Caravans for you hottie etc. A licensed Bar is well stocked with various products at good prices too. The Parties on when you get to the Rally folks so take it easy on the way there

*Have a go at some Events. There are several hours of Events at the COLD KIWI catering for all sorts of people, you can either sit back and watch the happenings or get in amongst them yourself. While some like the Hill Climb and the Wheelie contest take a reasonable amount of skill and of course there's a risk to your bike, the Ruapehu Motorcycle Club also put on a range of events for the novice too. The slow race is a classic example of this, get some practice in before you get to the Rally if you like; there are also some events that you don't even need a bike to enter. Prizes are a bonus too; there's plenty of them at the COLD KIWI Rally.

*Take a camera. There's so many toys to see that its worth having one of these items to take it all in later; and to rub your mates who missed out on a damn good weekend noses in it.


www.coldkiwi.co.nz contact info@coldkiwi.co.nz

Taz
26th August 2009, 09:30
Good tips. I did one in the early nineties at the six cross army grounds and last years one. That'll do me for another decade or 2.

tri boy
26th August 2009, 09:43
Another very important tip.
Avoid jellywrestler at all costs after 11pm, especially if he is naked.:D

jellywrestler
26th August 2009, 09:57
Another very important tip.
Avoid jellywrestler at all costs after 11pm, especially if he is naked.:D

its not usually a problem up until 11pm as I'm playing 'hard to get', after that I play 'hard to get rid of!'

Kiwi Graham
26th August 2009, 10:04
I WILL do it one year and tips like this are invaluable to COLD KIWI virgins like me. All sounds like excellent advice.

crazyhorse
26th August 2009, 11:31
I WILL do it one year and tips like this are invaluable to COLD KIWI virgins like me. All sounds like excellent advice.

Don't put off tomorrow, what you can do today. I've been heaps of times, and trust me, its a great fun rally to go to. So? Will we see you there???

Metalor
26th August 2009, 11:47
Excellent post mate! Wanted to go to this years one but funds won't allow it. Next years sounds good though!

p.dath
26th August 2009, 12:12
Does the Ruapehu Motorcycle Club have a web site? If so, what is the URL?

jellywrestler
26th August 2009, 12:56
Does the Ruapehu Motorcycle Club have a web site? If so, what is the URL?

www.coldkiwi.co.nz

Kiwi Graham
26th August 2009, 13:59
Don't put off tomorrow, what you can do today. I've been heaps of times, and trust me, its a great fun rally to go to. So? Will we see you there???

Sorry no :bye: I have Alice Cooper tickets for the Friday night :woohoo: and not enough time to get a leave pass sorted from the boss.

Taz
26th August 2009, 14:02
Sorry no :bye: I have Alice Cooper tickets for the Friday night :


Who's she??? :msn-wink:

Bonez
26th August 2009, 17:23
Another very important tip.
Avoid jellywrestler at all costs after 11pm, especially if he is naked.:DHopefully the PA system will pack up :innocent: Tis a good event. Some riders from down south I spoke to last year where damn impressed with the setup.

KrazyGixxerBoy
26th August 2009, 18:10
Awesome post mate. I too have been thinking about it for years....didn't even know they had a bar there!!...have been wondering how I was going to fit all my piss on the bike! :rockon: Seriously though, will probably plan to go to the next one. Cheers!

jellywrestler
26th August 2009, 20:18
Awesome post mate. I too have been thinking about it for years....didn't even know they had a bar there!!...have been wondering how I was going to fit all my piss on the bike! :rockon: Seriously though, will probably plan to go to the next one. Cheers!
do it, the next one is in two weekends...

kasper
26th August 2009, 21:09
I hate the cold and I am going to F$%# freeze. any one care to help keep me warm?

I'll be the one in two balaclavas
--kasper

Little Smurf
26th August 2009, 21:12
didn't even know they had a bar there!!... Cheers!


And even flushing tiolets!!!! :woohoo: the boys & gals at RMCC are all class I tell you it's an awesome event and a good chance to catch up with everyone.
Can't wait it's going to be :sunny: and :cold: the prefect cold kiwi mix :2thumbsup

Taz
26th August 2009, 21:31
There was nothing wrong with the toilets at six cross were there?? We could all sit in a line and discuss how the rally was going :lol:

wickle
27th August 2009, 17:54
There was nothing wrong with the toilets at six cross were there?? We could all sit in a line and discuss how the rally was going :lol:
Was there in 75,76 and I think 77 I know we went that way in the begining. whats this flushing tiolets and other mod cons u young fella's dont know what it was really like.

Anomaly
29th August 2009, 14:32
does anyone know if they take eftpos and credit cards or is it all cash??

hospitalfood
29th August 2009, 14:38
any one care to help keep me warm?




I don't think you will have to much trouble with that

phantom
29th August 2009, 16:45
does anyone know if they take eftpos and credit cards or is it all cash??

From memory the food caravan has eftpos and will even give out cash to spend at the bar :clap:

P38
29th August 2009, 16:51
does anyone know if they take eftpos and credit cards or is it all cash??

I believe the food caravan has eftpos, but I always take cash just in case.

If your really stuck the BP at Waiouru is only 6kms away.

Keep in mind they shut the gates at 8pm so dont leave it till the last minute.

Varkp
30th August 2009, 20:46
anybody riding up from wellington/upper hutt friday morning ??? looking for people to tag along with

WuZards-Eugene
31st August 2009, 10:48
anybody riding up from wellington/upper hutt friday morning ??? looking for people to tag along with

Yea theres a few of us (4 that I know of) that are heading there via the scenic route, you're more than welcome to join in. We won't be going much over 100kph though. Just let me know, and Ill put up details on when we are going to leave. We've got a trailer going up later in the day as well, so if you're lucky, you may not have to carry much.

Coldrider
2nd September 2009, 17:54
Another note to dummies & not so dummies, last year when I arrived the kiwi (9pm) there was a whambulance at the entry gate transferring a person who had a broken their ankle walking into a hole in the ground, in the dark.
I heard another had done it on saturday, so don't let a hole or burnout rut wreck your weekend.

tri boy
4th September 2009, 20:36
For when it's too cold to get out of tent for a piss in the middle of the night.Cap it and go back to sleep.
(dirty ol buggar aye);)
Barroca for the morning, and watch where the neighbours park their bikes.
Nothing like a handle bar piercing your tent through the night.:crazy:

road king
4th September 2009, 21:05
how much dose it cost to get in?