Annoying passengers on planes [Archive]

slofox

27th August 2009, 17:04

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
>
> 1- Remove your lap top from its bag
> 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
> 3- Turn on
> 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
> 5- Turn on the Internet
> 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
gaze
> upwards to the skies as if in prayer
> 7- Take a deep breath and open this site
> http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
> 8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

hospitalfood

27th August 2009, 17:05

love it!.....

Ixion

27th August 2009, 17:09

Rigghtt. This is the bit just before the interceptors blow your flight out of the sky. Way to go.

Laava

27th August 2009, 17:12

You'll be sweet if it is NZ domestic!

Ooky

27th August 2009, 17:22

Rigghtt. This is the bit just before the interceptors blow your flight out of the sky. Way to go.

lol yeah New Zealand's interceptors... a guy in a microlight with a paintball gun?:clap:

Ixion

27th August 2009, 17:31

If it's a NZ flight then the other passenger will take no notice of your laptop thingy, cos we are a laid back inclusive society and nobody would want to blow us up,

Street Gerbil

28th August 2009, 22:32

...when you find yourself seated next to a real ass:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site
(
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

LBD

29th August 2009, 05:24

...when you find yourself seated next to a real ass:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site
(
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

Nice one....could back fire but....

On a flight from London to Bishkek an elderly gent with Alzhimers mentioned the B word.... we almost diverted to Copenhagan and put him off....ended up carrying on to Almaty where he was put off, one stop before bishkek