Lucky day!

[CM2005]

I was riding home last week, well outside the curfew time for my Learners licence, and came onto the motorway at about 160 k's an hour, checked my mirrors to change lanes, and see the old red blue red blue red blue of the coppers..
I'm like oh man, why was i riding that fast?!

So i pull over, the officer comes and has a chat, somehting like this -
Cop "how fast were you going?"
me "too fast?"
cop "yeap, where's your licence?"
me "um, here sir"
cop "learners eh?"
me "sir"
cop "what were you doing this late at night?"
me "visiting my friends at navy sir, then going back to base" (i'm in the royal new zealand airforce)
cop "airforce eh?"
me "sir"
cop "dont call me sir, i know what people like you call sir, i was in the RAF and i ride bikes, go buy a fookin lottery ticket and go home"
me "thanks sir"

so i rode home about 10k's under the speed limit eveywhere, and have been keeping to the limits since..

Goes to show what good coppers there are out there.:done:

[98tls]

:shit:FFS dont say that on here:shutup:No doubt all the keyboard cop haters will be along soon to tell you it wasnt possible.

[Hahn]

Lucky you weren't in Woody huh :shutup:

[varminter]

Good one, and how much did you win on the lottery:sunny:

[caseye]

Cause if you didn't take a ticket you should have! Pleased to see that there are still some real people out ther doing their jobs to the best of their abilities and using their nouse.

[nsrpaul]

just showing off ya lucky barstad

sounds like you really deserved a ticket but got away with it all the same, I would take him up on the lotto ticket advice

or should we all be joining the air force??

[nsrpaul]

wait, we have no planes and they make you do things like marching

ill take the ticket

[chef]

Cause if you didn't take a ticket you should have! Pleased to see that there are still some real people out ther doing their jobs to the best of their abilities and using their nouse.

you lucky mofo what 250 goes 160kph? i want one

[sil3nt]

Your in the Air Force "visiting" mates in the Navy and you don't ride a Honda :scratch::Pokey:

[Headbanger]

Sounds like that cop needs some retraining, They are employed to give out tickets.:innocent: perhaps you should have reminded him.

Reminds me of the Aussie panel beater who discounted me $400 off the repairs to my car when I told him I was working at the navy base in Sydney, Silly fucker even thanked me for doing my bit for the country.

I was out their to dig a freakin ditch.

[98tls]

Sounds like that cop needs some retraining, They are employed to give out tickets.:innocent: perhaps you should have reminded him.

Reminds me of the Aussie panel beater who discounted me $400 off the repairs to my car when I told him I was working at the navy base in Sydney, Silly fucker even thanked me for doing my bit for the country.

I was out their to dig a freakin ditch. ....................

[NDORFN]

God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.

[Hahn]

Reminds me of the Aussie panel beater who discounted me $400 off the repairs to my car when I told him I was working at the navy base in Sydney, Silly fucker even thanked me for doing my bit for the country.



God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.

We could use a little more patriotism... :Punk: Thanks for serving

[CookMySock]

God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.I reckon. The rest of us get nailed to the fucking wall for shit like that. That fucks me off.

Steve

[98tls]

I reckon. The rest of us get nailed to the fucking wall for shit like that. That fucks me off.

Steve I heard it was actually nailed to a cross.God cops eh........go figure.

[Big Dave]

I reckon. The rest of us get nailed to the fucking wall for shit like that. That fucks me off.

Steve

Volunteer to take a bullet if needed then.

[NDORFN]

We could use a little more patriotism... :Punk: Thanks for serving

I do my bit every day by working hard and paying my taxes. Where's my free-ride?

[NDORFN]

Volunteer to take a bullet if needed then.

Just wondering... what percentage of our armed forces have taken a bullet in the line of duty in the past thirty years? Don't happen to know do ya?

[Hahn]

I do my bit every day by working hard and paying my taxes. Where's my free-ride?
Servicemen and woman pay taxes too, and I'm sure work hard. Just have the added danger of being sent a war zone every now and then :mellow:


Just wondering... what percentage of our armed forces have taken a bullet in the line of duty in the past thirty years? Don't happen to know do ya?

I'm sure a VC was awarded not too long ago... yep, I'm pretty sure:wari:
And the NZ army had a contact in the stan a month or so ago. But you maybe right, they weren't actually shot.

[NDORFN]

Servicemen and woman pay taxes too, and I'm sure work hard. Just have the added danger of being sent a war zone every now and then :mellow:



I'm sure a VC was awarded not too long ago... yep, I'm pretty sure:wari:
And the NZ army had a contact in the stan a month or so ago. But you maybe right, they weren't actually shot.

Cool. Now add those figures to the stats on NZ police officers being killed in the line of duty in the past 30 years and compare to workplace deaths... now tell me who the true heroes are.

[Hahn]

Cool. Now add those figures to the stats on NZ police officers being killed in the line of duty in the past 30 years and compare to workplace deaths... now tell me who the true heroes are.

You just changed the subject. You asked "Where's my free ride?" and what were the dangers. I just gave you some examples.

The police also have a dangerous job, very observant. :Police:

[NDORFN]

You just changed the subject. You asked "Where's my free ride?" and what were the dangers. I just gave you some examples.

The police also have a dangerous job, very observant. :Police:

I didn't change the subject. I asked where my free ride is and gave a good reason... Because I go to work every day and statistically I'm at more risk than any police officer or serviceman/woman. Do they deserve getting let off on speeding tickets because thier job supposedly saves our lives? For all you know I could make life-jackets for a living. Does that qualify me for some piggy-patriotism?

[enigma51]

no pics so aint true

[gatch]

You cunts are unreal, you piss and moan because cops are out to ticket all and sundry, someone gets let off for some reason (it may or may not have been because hes service) and you piss and moan about it, for fuck sakes, Justin Timberlake wrote a song for you, its called "cry me a river".

[The Stranger]

Cause if you didn't take a ticket you should have! Pleased to see that there are still some real people out ther doing their jobs to the best of their abilities and using their nouse.

You kind of got to wonder though if people get ticketed for 10km or less over the limit how 60 over equates "using their nouse".

Oh and personally, if I did get let off under such circumstances - I'd shut the fuck up so as not to cause a furore and risk the cop (the guy who just did me a favour) coming under fire for doing a good deed.

[Hahn]

Jeeze, make it all about you.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND:Punk:

oh right:shutup: For the commonwealth, Queen and country!

:Offtopic:

But seriously, maybe you do. Try it out if you get pulled over (for mis-behaving) you never know, (the copper may have had a boating accident) might save yourself a ticket.;)

[98tls]

You cunts are unreal, you piss and moan because cops are out to ticket all and sundry, someone gets let off for some reason (it may or may not have been because hes service) and you piss and moan about it, for fuck sakes, Justin Timberlake wrote a song for you, its called "cry me a river". :rofl:Yep,sad but true.

[Hahn]

You kind of got to wonder though if people get ticketed for 10km or less over the limit how 60 over equates "using their nouse".

Oh and personally, if I did get let off under such circumstances - I'd shut the fuck up so as not to cause a furore and risk the cop coming under fire for doing a good deed.

I think it's just fookin lucky! Must have been laid recently:shit:

[NDORFN]

You cunts are unreal, you piss and moan because cops are out to ticket all and sundry, someone gets let off for some reason (it may or may not have been because hes service) and you piss and moan about it, for fuck sakes, Justin Timberlake wrote a song for you, its called "cry me a river".

You know the name of a Justin Timberlake song... F-packer.

[MDR2]

You know the name of a Justin Timberlake song... F-packer.

Fruit packing is a legit job and sometimes it's all some students can get...don't be hating.

[98tls]

Fruit packing is a legit job and sometimes it's all some students can get...don't be hating. :blink::laugh::laugh::killingmeWell then all is forgiven:sick:

[Headbanger]

for fuck sakes, Justin Timberlake wrote a song for you, its called "cry me a river".

Fuck me, I'm stunned you tried to bust some chops by lashing out with some Justin Timberlake knowledge.

I even looked it up in case you made it up.

[98tls]

Fuck me, I'm stunned you tried to bust some chops by lashing out with some Justin Timberlake knowledge.

I even looked it up in case you made it up. Devstated that you would look up such a thing.:sick:

[Headbanger]

Devstated that you would look up such a thing.:sick:

..................... I thought it might have been a cunning stunt.:shutup:

[Hahn]

You can never go back from looking now!

[Headbanger]

well feck, I only looked it up on Wiki.

Not like I fired up youtube and whipped off my pants.:innocent:

[gatch]

You know the name of a Justin Timberlake song... F-packer.

I do pack a good F.

[mctshirt]

God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.

He didn't fail the attitude test...now you seem to be angry little man what ever the subject so I'm guessing you never got off a ticket in your life. Well done for sticking it to the man :headbang:

[CookMySock]

You cunts are unreal, you piss and moan because cops are out to ticket all and sundry, someone gets let off for some reason (it may or may not have been because hes service) and you piss and moan about it, for fuck sakes, Justin Timberlake wrote a song for you, its called "cry me a river".Hehe, I ran straight into a radar speed trap a few weeks back. 105k with a tailer on. 80 bucks. I didn't even think - I saw him and just drive straight into his radar beam - imagine the surprise when he pulls me over?

Now some twit is riding at 160k on his fucking learners, outside his license conditions, and walks away?

Yeah right. Fuck off. The cops can be really fucking selective on who they target. Cops, service personnel, and any others deemed worthy can do anything and walk away - ordinary people get nailed to the fucking wall.

Yeah right. Fuck the pigs. I have had it up to fucking here with them.

Steve

[CM2005]

just showing off ya lucky barstad

sounds like you really deserved a ticket but got away with it all the same, I would take him up on the lotto ticket advice

or should we all be joining the air force??
I dunno, but i think it helps!?


you lucky mofo what 250 goes 160kph? i want one
ZXR250 mate, my one doesnt anymore, the brain to throttle connection is better.

Your in the Air Force "visiting" mates in the Navy and you don't ride a Honda :scratch::Pokey:
hahahahahaha... nope :)

We could use a little more patriotism... :Punk: Thanks for serving
cheers mate, you too!

no pics so aint true
i wanted to get one of the car and my bike, but didnt want to push my luck lol

Hehe, I ran straight into a radar speed trap a few weeks back. 105k with a tailer on. 80 bucks. I didn't even think - I saw him and just drive straight into his radar beam - imagine the surprise when he pulls me over?

Now some twit is riding at 160k on his fucking learners, outside his license conditions, and walks away?

Yeah right. Fuck off. The cops can be really fucking selective on who they target. Cops, service personnel, and any others deemed worthy can do anything and walk away - ordinary people get nailed to the fucking wall.

Yeah right. Fuck the pigs. I have had it up to fucking here with them.

Steve

Fair call steve, i'm not saying that i should have been let off, i'm just saying i'm lucky i wasnt left to walk home with $++ fine and a court appearance.

its definitely been a wake up call though and i dont speed now.

[CookMySock]

its definitely been a wake up call though and i dont speed now.Everyone speeds, so don't bullshit about it.

Get off everything you can, bro. Thats what I do, and thats what you should do too, but just don't expect a "haha good one" response from others who had to walk.

Steve

[chef]

man everyone so pissed he got off? haha good on ya man. its 1 in a billion