For shits and giggles

[Slipstream]

Auction off sorry :(

[jrandom]

I bid...

One MEEEELLLLION DOLLARS!

:killingme

[Dodgyiti]

If the winning bidder has kids, I can bring my kids along too


Sounds like a theat

[vifferman]

I bid...

One MEEEELLLLION DOLLARS!

:killingme
Sounds like you've been watching too much of that "Mousetrap" or "Mouse Hunt" or whatever.
Next you'll be bidding "Twelve meeeelllions!"

Ah... you did read the bit about it not being a date, and all that? :confused:

[jrandom]

I'm sure he did, besides if he were to bid, it would be so his wife and I could make fun of him while we drank ... right Dan ;)

Hmmm, it'd be a hard choice between that, and inflicting the Junior Randoms on you for the day...

[Waylander]

Damn, wish I wasn't broke right now:confused: Maybe next time...

[chris]

This thread is worthless without pics! Should we not be able to see that the auction item is in good condition and of a saleable quality?

[jrandom]

This thread is worthless without pics! Should we not be able to see that the auction item is in good condition and of a saleable quality?

There's a photo in her profile, you ninny.

[vifferman]

This thread is worthless without pics! Should we not be able to see that the auction item is in good condition and of a saleable quality?
What!!?
Don't be a fool, man!
You don't really want to see documentary evidence of Slipstream's time, do you?
:eek:
She'll post photos of baby-minding, and housework, and laundrying, and so on.

[vifferman]

Chris - you need one of these:

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/worthless.gif

[Motoracer]

Very lovely. I guess you have to pay before pic enlargement option is available.

[Coyote]

Whats the reserve?

[jrandom]

Whats the reserve?

Win the auction, and I'm sure you'll find that she's not in the *slightest* bit reserved.

[jrandom]

Cheeky wanker

Thank you, I'll be here all evening. ;)


... and also
... what's that supposed to mean?

I have no idea. I just couldn't resist the feedline.

[Jantar]

So when does this auction close?

I'm tempted to bid just to have a guide next time I'm in Welly. :ride:

[gav]

$15? hmmm, what sort of alcohol? :shifty:

[Jantar]

$40.00 :niceone:

[Waylander]

I'll bid $50 if ya can hold off till I have some cash IF I were to win.

[dangerous]

Ok then..... before bidding starts here, for those out side of Welly... like me in Chch, who pays for the airfare??? me, you, Spankme or kickaha :msn-wink:

[Lilmsrocker]

Win the auction, and I'm sure you'll find that she's not in the *slightest* bit reserved.
Now that was funny!!.haaaaaaaaaaaaa :killingme

[Waylander]

Now that was funny!!.haaaaaaaaaaaaa :killingme
Solution for all you south islander, see if Lilmsrocker here is up for some fun. She might be willing to participate in this one lol.

[Lilmsrocker]

Possibility......at $55.00 ...depending on when you'll be in CHCH and if there is a ralley I can go to at that time........I would bid for the babysitting........My kids said that they'll pay $60.00 for me to NOT go.........ha!.........So we'll DRINK anyway eh???

[jrandom]

Solution for all you south islander, see if Lilmsrocker here is up for some fun. She might be willing to participate in this one lol.

D'y'reckon...

If we can talk Lilmsrocker into doing a similar stunt, and then collaborate on winning both auctions...

That then they'd *both* have to do everything we told them to?

:cool:

We might need jimbo600 on this 'un.

[Waylander]

D'y'reckon...

If we can talk Lilmsrocker into doing a similar stunt, and then collaborate on winning both auctions (http://http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=AUCTIONS)...

That then they'd *both* have to do everything we told them to?

:cool:

We might need jimbo600 on this 'un.
Was talkin more of one for north and one for south but hey a good idea is a good idea.:niceone: :drinknsin

[Lilmsrocker]

D'y'reckon...

If we can talk Lilmsrocker into doing a similar stunt, and then collaborate on winning both auctions...

That then they'd *both* have to do everything we told them to?

:cool:

We might need jimbo600 on this 'un.
Hey.........Sticks and Stones may break my bones..........
But Whips and Chains Excite me!..............Haa! :msn-wink:

[jrandom]

Was talkin more of one for north and one for south...

Well, heyyyyy, dude, you know... I guess great minds think alike.

:lol:

[Lilmsrocker]

Was talkin more of one for north and one for south but hey a good idea is a good idea.:niceone: :drinknsin
But see for me to get off my lazy ass the bidding would have to start MUCH higher!.........And you might wanna buy insurance!........ :confused:

[jrandom]

lazy ass

AHEM!

You're not in Kansas any more, Toto...

[Lilmsrocker]

AHEM!

You're not in Kansas any more, Toto...
Awe shit.......A little too far SOUTH?.......

[Waylander]

But see for me to get off my lazy ass the bidding would have to start MUCH higher!.........And you might wanna buy insurance (http://http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=INSURANCE)!........ :confused:
The word is arse here sister, most the money goes to spank to help pay for the site. And I'm sure the bidding will go up as it goes, been goin up at a rather steady pace for Slip here.

[NC]

Omg you're whoring it up slip, and Im almost a double whore

[jrandom]

Awe shit.......A little too far SOUTH?.......

BDOTGNZA are we!

...

Are you saying you want to do 'north', then?

[NC]

I don't need to bid :p

[jrandom]

I don't need to bid :p

You could start your own auction thread - although it would probably be more of a protection racket...

[Kwaka-Kid]

Must we bid money?

out of my garage Ill give 1x 1996 Kawasaki ZX6-R, blue, minus side fairings and some minor scratches

Done some K's but mostly by the real owner-some old grannie out west auckland.

Just dont tell 6chris6 and its a done deal.

[MOTOXXX]

is there some kind of option to pool money together for a group bid?
there are some poor students on here :drinknsin

[ajturbo]

ok... to tempt us more...... tell us what is the grog bottle fill of???:drinknsin

[Indiana_Jones]

You could bid for me to turn up and sing Top gun songs?

I do a very cool "You've lost that lovin' feeling" :D

-Indy

[Motu]

Do you do the dishes?.....and the folding as well? No ironing,I supply the creases from my own inexhaustable store.We could work on my wine thread eh?

[wari]

Do you do the dishes?.....and the folding as well? No ironing,I supply the creases from my own inexhaustable store.We could work on my wine thread eh?


NO wondrr wimmin findya ir-resistabble .. :spudguita :spudbooge

[bugjuice]

lamo.. funny..
i'd bid, but i'd be scared as to the consiquences..

[6Chris6]

Must we bid money?

out of my garage Ill give 1x 1996 Kawasaki ZX6-R, blue, minus side fairings and some minor scratches

Done some K's but mostly by the real owner-some legend out west auckland.

Just dont tell 6chris6 and its a done deal.

:angry2: Right that's it.
You wait to the weekend bitch.
Best you put some mirrors on the nc 'cause there's gonna be a little TZR at Taupo looking to take you out!
Actually I might put mirrors on the TZR so I can take you out as you lap me :whistle:

[RiderInBlack]

I have a bachelor pad that baddly need a tidy:whistle: I'll provide the Bourbon & the children are welcome.

[ManDownUnder]

I have a bachelor pad that baddly need a tidy:whistle: I'll provide the Bouron & the children are welcome.

I think it's spelled "Boron" and I'm not sure why you want to offer that unless you wanted Splipstream to make borax (which when dlitued in water forms a "slightly alkaline solution that is good for cleaning" (I looked it up, only God knows why...)

http://www.du.edu/~jcalvert/phys/boron.htm

Hope this helps :-)
MDU

[chris]

There's a photo in her profile, you ninny.

Could be pics of anyone!! Shouldn't we be allowed to look the item over first and kick the tyres and stuff.....................

[ManDownUnder]

Could be pics of anyone!! Shouldn't we be allowed to look the item over first and kick the tyres and stuff.....................

I know what yo're saying... but kicking isn't something I'd suggest...

[Jantar]

The grog bottle of which you speak is filled with the alcohol of your choice (within limits...I mean no $200 bottle of champers or some such)

Jack Daniels, Jonnie Red, Smirnoff, Bombay...etc....:drinknsin

Still waiting on a $70 call...how about $65...

OK, I'll increase to $65. Gotta keep this auction rolling. :2thumbsup

[Skyryder]

This thread is worthless without pics! Should we not be able to see that the auction item is in good condition and of a saleable quality?

Where's your sense of adventure. When I was single I use to love blind dates.

Bit like opeing a present. You just never knew what you got. Most were real treats.

Take a punt and make a bid. Slip's game................ :Punk: :Punk:

Skyryder

[Krusti]

Can ya milk cows?.......:msn-wink:

Ride a mudbug?....:ride:

Use a paintball gun?....:kick:


A normal farming morning...:whistle:

[Waylander]

Use a paintball gun?....:kick:
Crap that reminds me I need to find a place that does conversions on paintball guns so that I can attach a NZ one to my gun....

[Krusti]

Two thirds of a day working .....one third paintball...farming sux..:Punk:

[Waylander]

Two thirds of a day working .....one third paintball...farming sux..:Punk:
Wouldn't need an extra hand around the farm would ya? lol j/k.

[Krusti]

A what?





You uneducated towny......:lol:

[Waylander]

You uneducated towny......:lol:

Appears to be some sort of crusty dirtbike, is that where you got the name from?

[Krusti]

Appears to be some sort of crusty dirtbike, is that where you got the name from?

Na...Suzuki Mudbug...125cc farmbike...two stroke...no suspension...go for ever...been around even longer...cheap as:niceone:

[Motu]

Na...Suzuki Mudbug...125cc farmbike...two stroke...no suspension...go for ever...been around even longer...cheap as:niceone:
Got one - a TF100,hasn't gone forever...but I bet with fresh fuel it would in 2 kicks....

[Indiana_Jones]

Don't forget to tell me when and where, I'll need some mics too

-Indy

[jazbug5]

mics????

People of the Irish persuasion.....?

[Indiana_Jones]

to be sure, to be sure

-Indy