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mossy1200
3rd September 2009, 06:45
A notable gynecologist once said,


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so f**king temperamental."

SS90
3rd September 2009, 06:49
AMEN to that!

They really are a funny bit of plumbing women.....can't live with them......can't shoot them.

Hinny
3rd September 2009, 07:40
AMEN to that!
women.....can't live with them......can't shoot them.

A couple courtesy of Norm from Cheers.

women.....you can't live with them......you can't live with them.
women....you can't live with them......pass the beer nuts.