Six Pack Back wants to join the cops

[enigma51]

I have on good authority that spb is currently training to do the cop challenge. He apparently wants the join the force and is training 5 nights a week for the fitness test.

My source also told me that he is hoping to be stationed in the Rodney area after his 6 month training.

I though you first had to do 2 years before you can start saying where you wanna be stationed. I will see if I can get a "mate" to send me a copy of his application form so i can post it on here.

[Dave Lobster]

......and is training 5 nights a week for the fitness test.



The police have a fitness test?? :laugh:

[kiwifruit]

Whey hey hey!

[Mully]

I though you first had to do 2 years before you can start saying where you wanna be stationed.

They will generally station you near you home - or they will try to accomodate a request if they can.

Where does he live??

You do two years "on the beat" - before you specialise.

[DMNTD]

Oh how I chortle!

[Big Dave]

http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.Pictures/misc4/this%20high.jpg

[McJim]

I nearly applied for the fuzz but apparently they don't tolerate one eyed Scotsmen. Their loss :rofl:

[Maha]

Do cop cars have booster seats??....:confused:

[XxKiTtiExX]

I've already been beaten when it comes to the height jokes lmao :niceone:

[Dave Lobster]

I nearly applied for the fuzz but apparently they don't tolerate one eyed Scotsmen. Their loss :rofl:

Tsk.. if you were an idiot too, you could be PM of britain :)

[sil3nt]

Got a mate who applied over a year ago. He wanted to get in ASAP so said he would go to south auckland rather than wait for a hamilton spot. Recently did another fitness test to see if he could go in september which he passed easily yet they still aren't going to send him down until next year. Hope SPB enjoys waiting!

[Kickaha]

My source also told me that he is hoping to be stationed in the Rodney area after his 6 month training.


I'd heard Balclutha so he could cuddle up to Scumdog on those cold winter nights:hug:

[peasea]

Tsk.. if you were an idiot too, you could be PM of britain :)

Or Police Commissioner.

[AllanB]

Probably wants to be a motorcycle cop.

I hope he gets a HONDA as a work bike :bleh:

[peasea]

I'd heard Balclutha so he could cuddle up to Scumdog on those cold winter nights:hug:

Wouldn't they look cute? All bundled up in tassles galore.

Who knows? Scummy could give SPB some lessons in making naked arrests.

[enigma51]

They will generally station you near you home - or they will try to accomodate a request if they can.

Where does he live??

You do two years "on the beat" - before you specialise.

I think he lives up whangaparoa way or some were round there.

[enigma51]

Got a mate who applied over a year ago. He wanted to get in ASAP so said he would go to south auckland rather than wait for a hamilton spot. Recently did another fitness test to see if he could go in september which he passed easily yet they still aren't going to send him down until next year. Hope SPB enjoys waiting!

Im sure he would love the wait nothing like sitting on your ass waiting. Its part of the training

[enigma51]

Probably wants to be a motorcycle cop.

I hope he gets a HONDA as a work bike :bleh:

Maybe thats why he wants to join ?

Fucking homo

[peasea]

Maybe thats why he wants to join ?

Fucking homo

Don't mince your words; tell us what you really think.

[SPman]

Where does he live??Whangaparoa....south side.....

[enigma51]

Don't mince your words; tell us what you really think.

If he wants to become a pig then he will be treated like a pig

[peasea]

If he wants to become a pig then he will be treated like a pig

There's at least one of them in the Rodney district already, probably two.

Hat trick anyone?

[Dave Lobster]

There's at least one of them in the Rodney district already, probably two.

Hat trick anyone?

The 'disappearing coin' trick would be more appropriate!!

[Swoop]

I guess he would know the roads around the area...:whistle:

[HDTboy]

If you can't beat them...

[Usarka]

If you can't beat them...

.......tazer them!

[ManDownUnder]

I hope he gets in. There'll be a few around here that're in for the learn...

[enigma51]

I hope he gets in. There'll be a few around here that're in for the learn...

I reckon he will be a real hitler

Do as i say not as i do person

[ManDownUnder]

I reckon he will be a real hitler

Do as i say not as i do person

Complete with precision machined butt plugs for the bad boys...

[Maha]

There could could a second Ginga Cop....sorry...strawberry blonde....:rolleyes:

SPB's official head shot below....:sherlock:

[tigertim20]

Wouldn't they look cute? All bundled up in tassles galore.

Who knows? Scummy could give SPB some lessons in making naked arrests.

lol scummys a bit of a character with near legend status among some here

Don't mince your words; tell us what you really think.
lmao

I reckon he will be a real hitler

Do as i say not as i do person

hmm, judging by my experience of his comments and views, its a tad scary that he might be a cop. meh, he will fail the psych test probably anyway!:whistle:

[Brett]

Surely you are taking the piss Enigma????

[peasea]

lol scummys a bit of a character with near legend status among some here

lmao


hmm, judging by my experience of his comments and views, its a tad scary that he might be a cop. meh, he will fail the psych test probably anyway!:whistle:

"Near legend status" doesn't mean much in localities that support a population of less than .5 persons to the hundred hectare. Psych tests are done on sheep in Scummy's home town regularly and the Order of The Baa agrees; if the wool over your eyes is blue, you've been fleeced by the nation's finest.

[Kickaha]

Psych tests are done on sheep in Scummy's home town regularly and the Order of The Baa agrees; if the wool over your eyes is blue, you've been fleeced by the nation's finest.


You make it sound like you have a fairly intimate knowledge of sheep:whistle:

[enigma51]

Surely you are taking the piss Enigma????

Nope its for real