Monty Python

[marty]

On Comedy Central right now. Classic MP - lumberjack and dead parrot have just been on

[scumdog]

Just loving it, ah the memories...

(Could even remember the name of one of the guys falling past the windoe, sheesh, sad or what!:devil2:)

[LBD]

Ooooh I wish I had the money for a cup of tea....

[Indiana_Jones]

Ooooh I wish I had the money for a cup of tea....

All you need then is a rolled up newspaper!

-Indy

[Owl]

Luxury <_<

[yungatart]

I have been revisiting Monty Python lately (as part of my job, teacher aide in a Media Studies class, watching the development of alternative comedy)
Totally wasted on the yoof of today...they just don't get it! It barely raised a titter from the kids, while I was almost pissing myself!

[Swoop]

Go to the DVD Store and get the boxed set of the entire tv series!

That is good viewing!:yes:

[Insanity_rules]

Look out there are Llamas!

[MIXONE]

Albatross for sale...

[Rcktfsh]

I have been revisiting Monty Python lately (as part of my job, teacher aide in a Media Studies class, watching the development of alternative comedy)
Totally wasted on the yoof of today...they just don't get it! It barely raised a titter from the kids, while I was almost pissing myself!

My kids and their mates are all into it, maybe you got a dud bunch. My 11 year old was actually a bit disapointed with the movie playing on comedy central (it also played a few weeks ago) as some of the skits where shortened down from the original shows.

[Danae]

Yarr, bring back monty python's flying circus!!

[Stirts]

http://www.orangecow.org/pythonet/resting2.gif

"It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT!"

And ....

"The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. "
"Llamas are larger than frogs."
"Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout..."
"Look out, there are llamas!"

I wee'd and wee and still wee no matter how many times I hear these!!

[MisterD]

Albatross for sale...

What flavour?

[LBD]

Okay I will make it easy for you...Do you have any Cheddar?

[MSTRS]

http://www.orangecow.org/pythonet/resting2.gif

"It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT!"



And the stage version ends with..."...'e's fucking snuffed it!"

[MSTRS]

Okay I will make it easy for you...Do you have any Cheddar?

"It's not very popular 'round these parts"

[MIXONE]

What flavour?

Albatross fucking flavour!

[MSTRS]

Excuse me, I'm just here to apply for a grant.

[Swoop]

Albatross fucking flavour!
Do you get wafers with it?

[peasea]

Albatross for sale...

What flavour is it? ......Seabird, bloody, bleedin' flavour!

[MSTRS]

Oh, Graeme, you seem to have fallen off your chair. Someone get a brush. And a dustpan.

[peasea]

I have been revisiting Monty Python lately (as part of my job, teacher aide in a Media Studies class, watching the development of alternative comedy)
Totally wasted on the yoof of today...they just don't get it! It barely raised a titter from the kids, while I was almost pissing myself!

That is so true. I hired a couple of DVD's a few years ago and my teens just yawned. "Dad, that's not anything LIKE funny".

Oh well, there's no accounting for taste, or the lack of it. And here's me thinking I'd done ok as a parent.

[peasea]

Excuse me, I'm just here to apply for a grant.

I'd like to purchase a license for my pet goldfish, Eric.

[peasea]

My name's 'Smoke Too Much'.

[MSTRS]

Well, then. You'd better cut down a bit.
Ya wot?
Smoke too much. Cut down a bit.
Oh. I see. Very good. Never come across that one before.

[MSTRS]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim-bus-stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. The third.

[LBD]

If you give us lodgings for the night you can join us on the quest for the holy grail....

Uh...no thanks, I ...uh....already got one...

[Winston001]

What flavour?

Its bleeding seabird bloody flavour mate, whatch'a think?!!

Albatross. Albatross!! Stormy petrel on a stick, gannet ripple.....

[Winston001]

That is so true. I hired a couple of DVD's a few years ago and my teens just yawned. "Dad, that's not anything LIKE funny".

Oh well, there's no accounting for taste, or the lack of it. And here's me thinking I'd done ok as a parent.

You've done fine, they are perfectly normal. My kids do enjoy Monty Python but most of their friends just look blank. And Fawlty Towers. And Blackadder.

My 14yr son found a website of 150 skits a while ago with stuff I'd never seen. http://onemansblog.com/2006/12/01/a-compendium-of-150-monty-python-sketches/



Incidentally Peasea.......your er.....wife - she likes photographs maybe? Eh? Holiday pics? Candid snaps? (he asked him knowingly......:devil2:)

[peasea]

You've done fine, they are perfectly normal. My kids do enjoy Monty Python but most of their friends just look blank. And Fawlty Towers. And Blackadder.

My 14yr son found a website of 150 skits a while ago with stuff I'd never seen. http://onemansblog.com/2006/12/01/a-compendium-of-150-monty-python-sketches/



Incidentally Peasea.......your er.....wife - she likes photographs maybe? Eh? Holiday pics? Candid snaps? (he asked him knowingly......:devil2:)

...and she sometimes...goes.

[MSTRS]

Wot's it like?

[ManDownUnder]

wrqW_BZu5Xk

[ManDownUnder]

And some Python for the MFSC

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[peasea]

Well, then. You'd better cut down a bit.
Ya wot?
Smoke too much. Cut down a bit.
Oh. I see. Very good. Never come across that one before.

Such brilliance doesn't come along every day does it? A bit sad really, coz the Python crew not only made us laugh, forget the bad day we'd just endured etc but they also pushed the boundaries. Sure, those boundaries seem tame today but 'back in the day' some of their material was a bit 'off the wall' to say the least.

Good idea, this thread..........

[Winston001]

Yeah I was watching a bit of Fawlty Towers the other day and suddenly realised it was funny as hell.......but no swearing. These days comedy always includes cussing which can be funny but at other times just seems......pointless.

It was actually refreshing to watch without cringing.

[MSTRS]

Good idea, this thread..........

Uh...m-y b-rain...hur-ts...

[peasea]

Uh...m-y b-rain...hur-ts...

Don't give us that; if you're a Python fan you ain't no freakin' brain!:bleh:

[MSTRS]

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[phred]

Well we 'ad it rough.

[phred]

they are reforming for a 40yr anniversary sellabration.
Read in newspaper today.
The guy I flatted with painted our living room Norwegian Blue -beautiful colour norwegian blue.

[scumdog]

He's a lumberjack and he's OK....

[Winston001]

Okay I will make it easy for you...Do you have any Cheddar?

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir........

[peasea]

He's a lumberjack and he's OK....

He works all night and he drives a squad car all day............

Puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars

I wish I'd been a girlie just like Scumdog.


Ok, it doesn't ryhme

but like my penis in a very small cavity; it fits.

[Rcktfsh]

Even better than Monty Python though are

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9OCS08rabE

[Rcktfsh]

or their alter egos Derek & Clive in this skit rumoured to be written after coming across cs363

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU

[Naki Rat]

Is this the right room for an argument?

[Naki Rat]

Okay I will make it easy for you...Do you have any Cheddar?

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Script here (http://www.minderella.com/words/cheeseshop.htm) :rofl::rofl::weird:

[Naki Rat]

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[scumdog]

Hell, I had forgotten that one - bwilliant!

[terbang]

So was Mrs B.J. Smegma...

[MSTRS]

or their alter egos Derek & Clive in this skit rumoured to be written after coming across cs363


Oi!! Take that somewhere else. This is MP, not D+C....


...oh...and I'm not going to change your sheets again, Mr Hastings

[Maha]

Is this the right room for an argument?

I've already told you once!

[Maha]

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[MSTRS]

oooo...it's tempting. I've never had one up there before.

[Naki Rat]

I've already told you once!

No you haven't!

[Naki Rat]

Just found this (http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/finalripoff.htm) treasure. Scripts from ALL the classic sketches.

http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/000/228/0000022882_350.jpg

Fish licence anyone? .... for my pet fish Eric :2thumbsup

[Winston001]

Is this the right room for an argument?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

[Winston001]

Fish licence anyone? .... for my pet fish Eric :2thumbsup

I've got a license for me pet cat Eric. The cat detector van was from the Ministry of Housinge. Yes, it was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant. I've never seen so many aerials. The man told me their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards, and Eric being such a happy cat was a piece of cake.

[Naki Rat]

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Man: Look, I came here for an argument! I'm not just going to stand here...
Mr. Barnard: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Man: Oh I see! Well, that explains it...
Mr. Barnard: Aha! No, you want room 12A, just along the corridor.
Man: Oh...Thank you very much...Sorry...
Mr. Barnard: Not at all!
Man: Thank you. (Leaves)
Mr. Barnard: (under his breath) Stupid git.

[MisterD]

Joke sir? Guaranteed amusing, as used by the crowned heads of Europe, as brought tears to the eyes of royalty...



Denmark has never laughed so much.

[MSTRS]

Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've...

[Winston001]

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CITY GENT #1: Excuse me.

MR. WIGGIN: Hmm?

CITY GENT #1: Uh, did you say 'knives'?

MR. WIGGIN: Rotating knives. Yes.

CITY GENT #2: Are you, uh, proposing to slaughter our tenants?

MR. WIGGIN: Does that not fit in with your plans?

CITY GENT #1: No, it does not. We-- we wanted a... simple... block of flats.

MR. WIGGIN: Ahh, I see. I hadn't, uh, correctly divined your attitude...

CITY GENT #: Uh, huh huh.

MR. WIGGIN: ...towards your tenants.

CITY GENT #: Huh huh.

MR. WIGGIN: You see, I mainly design slaughter houses.

CITY GENT #1: Yes. Pity.

MR. WIGGIN: Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows inconveniencing passers-by with this one. I mean, my life has been building up to this.

CITY GENT #2: Yes, and well done but we did want a block of flats.

MR. WIGGIN: Well, may I ask you to reconsider? I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade.

CITY GENT #1: No, no, it's-- it's just that we wanted a block of flats and not an abattoir.

MR. WIGGIN: Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!

[Swoop]

they are reforming for a 40yr anniversary sellabration.
A bit short of coin, are they?

[MisterD]

Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!

I nearly got in at Hendon....I've got my own apron!

[LBD]

And we all now what the Monty Python boys say.....Always lookon..........nah not that one....



No One.... expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[peasea]

And now for something completely different; The Larch!

[LBD]

Mallard cocktails any one? ...or would you prefer something less....Ducky perhaps?

[MSTRS]

Lemon curry???