Pet Hates

[Lou Girardin]

Here's a chance to vent. Keep it to 5 or ten and road related.
I'll start with:
Driving at 15 - 20 k's less than traffic flow.
Indicating after the fact
Eating, drinking, reading, genital adjusting while driving anywhere within a 100 metres of me.
Trying to merge with m/way traffic while doing 40 k's less than them.
Buses

[ManDownUnder]

Dickheads that you go out of your way to help that then forget and muck you round...

which reminds me... I think I owe you an apology on that score. If you're at Galbraiths today make sure you remind me over that free beer coming your way
MDU

[vifferman]

Why didn't you just dredge up the last thread we had on this? :spudwhat:

My pet hate..... hmmmm... people starting a thread the same as one we've just had.:killingme

[GROOMER]

Blind car drivers that dont see you at an intersection, pull out right in front of you, realise youre right there, so slam on the brakes and stop right in the middle of the road and pull a "oh my god" face and still not move! I love those people lots! :)

[ManDownUnder]

As for real hates...

Complainers
I don't care if their life sucks, just don't suck the life out of mine!

Bastards, theives, liars, vandlas, selfish prats, idiots, self rightous types, anyone imposing their point of view on me and all those who've undergone a personality bypass.

People with no respect for the life and property of others

Smokers liberally flicking ciggy butts wherever they happen to be at the time.
(I've often wanted to pick it up and hand it back to them in their car "'scuse me - you dropped this. Here let me me put it on your passenger seat")

People who clearly shouldn't have their licence and yet they're on the road anyway.

Anyone being interviewed that won't answer the question.

Hypocrites (all those asking Tamihere to say sorry in public when they never would themselves...)

... oh I can see this could take a while, but thanks Lou - that's off my chest - what's next... hmmm

MDU

[outlawtorn]

I hate any dumb fuck who uses their mobile phone while driving, be it for texting or an actual phone call they just cannot do two things at once, which normally means because one hand is on the phone and the other on the steering wheel they don't use their fucking indicators!!!!! :angry2:

[bugjuice]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8086
me old thread. mine are in there, and I think I might have a few more to add..

[Juan]

AIR HORNS at bike race meetings..................... :angry2:

[bugjuice]

AIR HORNS at bike race meetings..................... :angry2:
may be you should get out of the way quicker :msn-wink:

[outlawtorn]

in-bred motherfuckers who don't check their blind spots!!!!! :angry2:

[jrandom]

There is no hatred in me. I am at peace, at one with the Tao. Life flows past and through me as I stand, a dispassionate observer without feeling or desire.

Basically, I enjoy the untroubled ease of more-or-less not giving a flying fsck about anything whatsoever.

*Feel* the ennui...

[Juan]

may be you should get out of the way quicker :msn-wink:

LOL..... piss me off tho, what's the point of drowning out the noise of Moto gp bikes... FFS :shake:

[MrMelon]

People who wait ages at intersections because they're too pussy to go for a gap in the traffic fuck me off something chronic.

[ManDownUnder]

I hate any dumb fuck who uses their mobile phone while driving, be it for texting or an actual phone call they just cannot do two things at once, which normally means because one hand is on the phone and the other on the steering wheel they don't use their fucking indicators!!!!! :angry2:

I laughed when I saw Clarkson do a piec on this... in the UK it is ILLEGAL to speak on your mobile phone (apart from hands free if memory serves)...

Texting is ok though (clearly it must be safer...)

WTF?

[ManDownUnder]

*Feel* the ennui...

Keep thou bloody hands to thyself!

[scumdog]

As for real hates...

Complainers
I don't care if their life sucks, just don't suck the life out of mine!

Bastards, theives, liars, vandlas, selfish prats, idiots, self rightous types, anyone imposing their point of view on me and all those who've undergone a personality bypass.

People with no respect for the life and property of others

Smokers liberally flicking ciggy butts wherever they happen to be at the time.
(I've often wanted to pick it up and hand it back to them in their car "'scuse me - you dropped this. Here let me me put it on your passenger seat")

People who clearly shouldn't have their licence and yet they're on the road anyway.

Anyone being interviewed that won't answer the question.

Hypocrites (all those asking Tamihere to say sorry in public when they never would themselves...)

... oh I can see this could take a while, but thanks Lou - that's off my chest - what's next... hmmm

MDU

Wot he sez - kind of sums up the gamut of my pet peeves.

[scumdog]

There is no hatred in me. I am at peace, at one with the Tao. Life flows past and through me as I stand, a dispassionate observer without feeling or desire.

Basically, I enjoy the untroubled ease of more-or-less not giving a flying fsck about anything whatsoever.

*Feel* the ennui...

What a crock!!! :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[DEATH_INC.]

I laughed when I saw Clarkson do a piec on this... in the UK it is ILLEGAL to speak on your mobile phone (apart from hands free if memory serves)...

Texting is ok though (clearly it must be safer...)

WTF?
I can txt while I'm riding....does this mean I'm ok?

[Lou Girardin]

Dickheads that you go out of your way to help that then forget and muck you round...

which reminds me... I think I owe you an apology on that score. If you're at Galbraiths today make sure you remind me over that free beer coming your way
MDU

Thanks, I'll have to take a rain check though.

[John]

Pirates, and their bloody treasure.

[ManDownUnder]

I can txt while I'm riding....does this mean I'm ok?

It means you've either got big buttons on your phone or you're not wearing gloves...

[Wolf]

Twats that pull out of a driveway/side road in front of me, stop, reselect first (via neutral), then sllllooooowwwwlllllyyyyy pull away. Have they never heard of smoothly accelerating away?

And a lot of things mentioned in other people's posts - especially vis a vis using cellphones.

[MOTOXXX]

Twats that pull out of a driveway/side road in front of me, stop, reselect first (via neutral), then sllllooooowwwwlllllyyyyy pull away. Have they never heard of smoothly accelerating away?


dont start me on that little fucken topic. especially when its a landrover discovery and there is a concrete lampost near by

[Wolf]

dont start me on that little fucken topic. especially when its a landrover discovery and there is a concrete lampost near by
Oh, dude, sorry to - errr - infer things from that.

[Lou Girardin]

Add to that. Twats who, when the light goes green; wake up, put down their paper, drink, genitals, whatever. Select first, release handbrake and get through on the amber.

[ManDownUnder]

I'll endorse that!

MDU

[NC]

Flicking ciggie butts out the window
Not indicating
driving too slow
Trying to kill me by ramming me into parked cars when I pass them :angry2:
And FUCKEN TAXI"S :angry2:

And boy and girl racers in their faggoty arse cars that try and race me... HA HA FUCKERS :finger:

[Ixion]

There is no hatred in me. I am at peace, at one with the Tao. Life flows past and through me as I stand, a dispassionate observer without feeling or desire.


Yeah. Me too. Then I stick my foot out as life flows past , and trip life up. Then once it's down, I jump on it , throttle it, kick it in the goolies, scream imprecations at it and poke my fingers in its eyes.

Try and flow through me will you ? We'll see about that.

You're right jrandom. This being dispassionate is theway to go. Dispassionate. That's me

[speedpro]

I can see we all need to get round a big baggy with a few papers.

[MOTOXXX]

Oh, dude, sorry to - errr - infer things from that.
nana all good dude

[WINJA]

PEOPLE THAT RUN RED LIGHTS, AND PEOPLE THAT SPEED UP ON PASSING LANES SO YOU CANT PASS, ANY ONE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, FARMERS THAT SHIFT CATTLE AND SHEEP ON PUBLIC ROADS

[Gremlin]

same as winja - running red lights

and even though some country bumpkins might not know of this phenomenom, heavily used left hand turns that have traffic backed up and some lazy fucker goes down a right hand lane then "expect" to be let in at the last second :angry2:

[scumdog]

F'n wanker that type in caps, - like WINJA :lol: :killingme

[Aitch]

You never EVER get to drive that raod at 100 all the way..there is always someone who insists on driving it at 70-80kmh! (Don't get me started on horse floats and campervans......and those hideous jap import van coach things which never seem to get over 70....)

[Badcat]

same as winja - running red lights

and even though some country bumpkins might not know of this phenomenom, heavily used left hand turns that have traffic backed up and some lazy fucker goes down a right hand lane then "expect" to be let in at the last second :angry2:

that's my biggest hate.
man - some of those motherfuckers are only breathing today because of my self control.

has anyone else noticed in auckland that most of those guys are in expensive cars (except for courierscum of course)?

grrrrrr - couriers......
the only time i've ever been in a roadrage fistfight was with a courier.
and DAMN, i opened the can on his ass.

[MSTRS]

As a matter of fact, I do own the road. (old bumper sticker that applies more & more these days as to drivers' attitudes)

[Ixion]

As a matter of fact, I do own the road. (old bumper sticker that applies more & more these days as to drivers' attitudes)

Well, I guess as a taxpayer I *do* own a very small bit of the road. And it happens to be THAT BIT RIGHT THERE, THE BIT YOU'RE ON. GERROFF. :Punk:

[MSTRS]

Well, I guess as a taxpayer I *do* own a very small bit of the road. And it happens to be THAT BIT RIGHT THERE, THE BIT YOU'RE ON. GERROFF. :Punk:
Got the title deed have you? Thought not. Sod off

[FROSTY]

Whinging whineing apathetic bastards whio complain about race meetings,rugby teams,public transport etcYet are not prepared to get off their sorry asses and do something about it.
Ohh and yes I have got my bloody period so fuck off

[Gremlin]

that's my biggest hate.
man - some of those motherfuckers are only breathing today because of my self control.

has anyone else noticed in auckland that most of those guys are in expensive cars (except for courierscum of course)?

grrrrrr - couriers......
the only time i've ever been in a roadrage fistfight was with a courier.
and DAMN, i opened the can on his ass.
Its actually quite funny that in auckland we have added extra rules to combat the lazy buggers.

When coming up to regular problem turns (one out east at a golf course and another next to pakuranga town centre) you'll notice that all the drivers bunch up 'til there is like half a metre between them. Even my mother does it and defends it. But shes much too much of a lady to do anything physical.

But I would :angry2:

[Waylander]

Its actually quite funny that in auckland we have added extra rules to combat the lazy buggers.

When coming up to regular problem turns (one out east at a golf course and another next to pakuranga town centre) you'll notice that all the drivers bunch up 'til there is like half a metre between them. Even my mother does it and defends it. But shes much too much of a lady to do anything physical.

But I would :angry2:
I have been know to do that even on the bike. Havn't yet had anyone desperate enough to run me over but when it happens you can bet the driver will lose a few teeth and gain a few broken bones.